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awwww

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

Of course, even the finest memes....

....grow old

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha!

'You young Domos don't know you're born.' Or summat.
Woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

He might have trouble with a

Werthers though, without any teeth. Woo!

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

He has an incredibly powerful

suck.

I can't believe I've just said that......

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Reminds me of Denzil and Gwynned on Absolutely. 'Hoo-oovers can't bite but they can give a nathty thuck'

Just me that watched, that then?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)

no no no no

I make it a point of principal to say vid-ayo and stonybridge as often as possible

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

Yay!

I miss Absolutely :(

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Never understimate the importance of

D-I-whayyy.

:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

i remember when this was all fields

and i used to chase kittens.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

Poor old sod

Even his pubes have gone grey.
(I'll know I'm really old when that happens to me !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)

...Get out of my garden... I know your father!

... things are more expensive

please get me out of this home, they're trying to kill me

/aren't the elderly amusing?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Morning all.

Have something fluffy.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

Aaah!

That's lovely.
'Ning!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)

Tis fluffy indeed

Nice work

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

coot

(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

Morning all

My latest adventure.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)

Aww fuck_ning_woo

Bears with RPG's!! More!!!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

Bears with RPGs?

Okay Gentle Ben, your turn to roll the d20, oh, tough luck I've beaten your orc. *roar growl munch munch munch*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)

chortle, chortle

most amusing good sir.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

ah a music critic

hahaha and woo

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

Haha!

That's great! I love you.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

Heheh. That's great

(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

polar sectarianism?

or simply justifiable homicide of marching bands?
either way 'tis exceeding good

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

woo

damn penguins
tone deaf the lot of em*

*apparantly

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

fantabulous

once again!

(reefus-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

...

...timing

lovely

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

At last

polar bear's revenge. Brilliant!
Have a big

(Gype, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)

Arf1one!

Woo!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

Woo!

Brill

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wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)

Woo Yay!

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harribo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

I eat green berets for breakfast - and right now I am VERY hungry!!

one for commando fans

(Retro Granny, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

Working now

Hoped it was a joke about Commandos Behind Enemy Lines, but it wasn't. Oh look, a cigarette packet.... *twonk*

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

also looking forward to it

.... :¬)

*ning* the front page is looking very nice this mornin'

/edit - see it now. LOL Woooo

(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

haha

that's class :)

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Rainbow Mong, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

It's Tinfingers birthday and she's at work...

Happy birthday to me... :(

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Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

Happy birthday :)

and yay for Domoness

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Happy Birthday

Smile. Don't do any work, drink tea and enjoy your day.

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

happy birthday to you

habby pirthday yo tou
happy girthday dear tinfingers
tappy yirthday bo hou

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)

happy girthday... now that's something I'd be happy with :D

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Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

be happy now

....

seemless

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)

Nice!

*grinning*

:D

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Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)

Bring me sunshine
In your snarl......

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

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stup0t, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)

Thank you everyone!

Feeling slightly more fluffy already :)

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Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)

Happy Birthday!

And woo to short fat hairy legs.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)

ahhhhh

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:32, archived)

Slinky chic!

I like the way she moves.

(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

argh where is my tshirt i ordered it on fri and its still no here
anyone elses take this long
grump!!! :(

(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

mine came nice and quickly....

but 3 of the 4 badges I ordered were missing :(

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TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)

Had to look at the filename.

But still good. Hurrah.

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

Well that

totaly went over my head.

(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

took me a glance at the filename

but "bwahahahahahahahahaha"

it would almost grape my squildo if she ate some fucking food *ahem* sorry.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

she is indeed

far too thin.

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

Hahaha!

That's woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

That's odd

in a most uncomfortable way.

w/y/h

Edit: What's this about the filename?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:34, archived)

It's Paris Hilton

in a spring.

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)

Who's Paris Hilton?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

do a google search

but make sure you don't have your credit card details handy...

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Do you live under a rock?

Mind you, I wish I didn't know who she is.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)

I'm with you

on that one

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

Woohoo Love it

But that poor lassie is heading for severe nipple clampage!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

So you've also tried

one of those chest expander springs while naked.

(Baa Lamb, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

Yup and it worked a treat!

My chest expanded 4 inched when i was screaming SWEET JESUS!! as it bit into my tender flesh.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

a school friend of mine

once knocked a tooth out with the "safe" rubber version
how we laughed
how he bled

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)

(ChrisK, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

First effort with Photoshop CS... Colours a bit off I think....

(ChrisK, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:27, archived)

George does have an impressive rack on him though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:31, archived)

That's pretty woo for a first effort.

'Ning b3tans :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:33, archived)

'NING

back at you

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)

christ we are on 23000 already!!!!

(BigBobbyh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

Yup.

b3ta will burst soon.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)

very

good

(Sigma5, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

"4-1 on the nose MMMRRRRAAAAAAA"

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)

woo!

hey anakin pulled his ~~horse~~ pod

/topical

Ning!

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

thats great

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

Woo

love that

(Goodie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)

yay McCririck

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)

see him try to cross the street

It didn't come out as well as I'd hoped ... :-/

cfb

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

I can see what you were trying here!!

Still a Woo with a bit of Yay!! Cool idea!

(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)

Another scientific paper drives me blind

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alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:13, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:14, archived)

my thoughts exactly

could you please reassure me and tell me that ISNT the queen,

ugghhhhh

'NING all

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)

It is NOT the queen

Though many of them are

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alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

phew

i was begining to think i wouldnt be able to sleep tonight, thinking of old lizzies shapley thigh.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)

Woo!

where did you get your domo t-shirt from?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:21, archived)

jlist

its gotta be delivered from san diego, but on the currency conversion its quite good.
works out about £12 including postage

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:23, archived)

ah, yes thats the place, i couldn't remember the url.

cheers.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:25, archived)

it looks as though he's got his private bits on display

which is quite worrying but i'm sure will provide hours of fun conversation

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:26, archived)

you should have got a bukkake dvd to go with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)

who says i didnt

.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)

i'll pop round when it arrives.

just as a quality control measure, you understand.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

i'll get the pringles and beer in

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)

To me,

it looks like Whoopy Goldberg.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:18, archived)

your not colour blind

are you?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:20, archived)

PR in the filename

and the mention of Scientific papers.
weiver reep

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alexr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:24, archived)

Animate it...

...Terry Gilliam styleeeee!!!

Woo!

(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)

joe knew...

...That he'd have to get heavy to get ahead.

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

Hehe

crazy.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

It's

like he Evil dead for Sperm.

"Gimme some sugar baby".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

fear and terror

my sperm's greatest weapon. My sperm's two greatest weapons are fear, terror and speed. Three! My sperm's threee greatest wepapons are...

repost from deeeeeeeep in the spazz, too big for board:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/ovanova_b3ta.gif

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

hehe

that made me laugh

(NoToRiouS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)

Knives

in your testicles would be very painful, sorry to state the obvious, murderous little shits

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)

Click for mighty bigness

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

It's ace

Send it to him, he would probably use it for his next election. So do we choose the war hero who keeps going on about a 30 year old war, or the war hero who keeps going on about the big scary war on terror?*

* Neither, I'm not a American, I can't vote.

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

It's time to vote the dog-dropper out.

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

yes,

get somebody in who doesnt look as though he suffers from shell shock

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)

I think

that I'll vote like the people in that movie "Brewster's Millions" and vote none of the above.

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

YAY! My second name is

Brewster! but i don't have any millions though.

:-(

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Matt-tastic-centric, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)

it's

shark-shock, actually...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

the Gulf of Mexico

was a brutal theater of combat back in the Viet Nam days, as the article obviously implies.

Woo to both pics here -- your shark-jet and the thread-starter, of course.

(tookishlad, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)

'dramatic re-creation. may not actually have happened'
like it :)

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

hehe

I didn't spot that. Made a good pic even funnier

(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

Superb!

Woo!

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MartinH, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 10:16, archived)

X-Men 3:

X-presidents.

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friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)

Bona fide Bono Fido

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

Woo Yay

Super!

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)

yay. Sic him boy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)

heh

go on. chew him a little bit.

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

is that

a Bono-io?

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Haha!

That made laugh in a bizarre post-night-shift manner - woo to your fabulous dogger man.

(tom_artosorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

I hope by dogger you don't mean this

www.sex-toy-free.co.uk/dogging/dogging_list.html

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)

Stan Collymore-tastic

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mozza, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

that's my weekend sorted then

(julio geordio, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)

Oh go on then

have my only topical post again.

I just put my interior light on to check the map, and there he was.

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

arf!

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mog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

danger!

danger!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

hahaha

could happen to anyone

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

That is superb!

Houpla!

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mog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

Looks just like him

*tries to think of dog related U2 pun.....

fails*

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magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

I want to run

I want to hide...

(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Yay for celebrity pets!

(my idea for compo last week)

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christhebarker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

The truth is finally out

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)

Yay for people inside Domo

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friendlyfire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

'ning

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)

ning!

ning! ning! ning! ning! *gibber twitch* ning!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)

mornin'

i have another day of sitting in van, smoking and occansionally installing a PC today! Joy!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)

HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON b3TA

if your in a van , do you setup a PC , post a few messages then move on?

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:34, archived)

i leave in a few minutes....

just getting my b3ta fix before i head on out

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

Ah ha

I see, have fun.

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Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

fank yoo

im sure i will

not

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)

joy!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)

yesterday it took

6 hours to install 2 PCs, cos they completely messed up the Rollout planning, basically meaning we have to do all the stuff that should have been done weeks ago to prepare for the new system

bloody NHS!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

ning!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

ning!

That's a nice pretty sunrise to replace the one I slept through. Ta, I'm all happy now.

(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Morning b3tans & b3tanettes, just got up..yawn

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Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

morning

i also have just got up, and i would imagine i look something like that

woo

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lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)

hopefully less hairy tho

;)

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Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

and with less

breasts?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

that wouldn't be a big problem would it?

give you something to play with when bored

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Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

hmm..

I still would...

just drop a flag over her head and think of the motherland..

(radja, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

this is how I read that

"hmm..
I still would...

just drop a flag over her head and think of the mother."
probaly says more about me than you

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Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

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