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AND NOW...... ANOTHER 5 SECONDS OF KILLERKITTY'S TIME!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Gosh, seamless.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

*looking around to see if

sticky_label is around* *whispers* seamless.
and meme tastic.

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Bush

has no neck

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

that's tosh

what a waste of 5 seconds

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAANNNNND

MEH TO YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*has the right to insult 1 of your posts!*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

right big huge intentional threadwaste

didn't get in the fucking newsletter this week despite massive efforts. cunts.
it's easier to get a fucking response on this board by saying something pointless than doing a decent picture. it's easy to get on the frontpage if you've got a certain user name. bollocks to the lot of it.

edit: weatherspoons in cambridge re-opened and i got VIP tickets and a free bar all afternoon so i'm rather pissed, and i'm giving up smoking so i'm really really tense right now. sorry

MOD EDIT : No worries love machine. It's good for these points to be raised as it shows that nothing is personal. Remember the amount of submissions to the board and the newsletter. Not everything can be rewarded with an appearance in there or on the FP.

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

*pats*

Im very bad with rejection too, dear.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

i sent you an

e-mail

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

You did?

Pity I cant open it, bloody MSN.

Was it a nice email?

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

can we all send you

email?

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

Err

Sure.
Beckyocarina at the ebil hotmail dot com.

No porn please, Ive got loads.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

i'm a terribly nice

person,
wouldn't dream of it.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

Good.

Do you like kittens?

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

i think they're lovely

lightly toasted, sprinkling of grated double gloucester.

edit: we;re not allowed pets here or i would have one, a orange one, called Alfie.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

*sniffles*

*bursts into huge volleys of tears and runs off*

Edit: Ginger kitties are very cute :)

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

Alfie has

always been going to be the name for my cat. Would like tortoiseshell but they're always (pretty much) female so the name would be silly

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

I've never had

a ginger pussy :)

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

it was wonderful i think

wonderfully wonderful

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Oh good.

I look forward to opening it, then.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

I got MSN back

Another marvellous newsletter.

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

*pats*

Dissapointing.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

don't understand...

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)

pissed or not he sounds like a right knob

he does you know !

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

fuck

off

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

go and bleat somewhere else then

you big baby

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)

Yeah

it's all a conspiracy against you...

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

poo and wee to you, sire

and old effluence, at that

(mysticmurray, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

shhhhhh!!!!

don't tell him that we're groming a replacement Baz!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

thankyou for that

but why does any of it matter?

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

how're you doing this evening good sir

feeling less upset?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

indeed.. still a bit depressed around the edges

and feeling rather uner the weather... but much better than yesterday

yourself?

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Are you sad due to

exam results perchance?

(Prune, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

nopey... other things

i don't think my exam results are out yet... if they are then i missed it

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

what did you make that should have gone in the newsletter if you don't mind me asking?

i feel the same way alot of the time though sometimes

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

a music video

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

may i see it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

sure

msn me. same username as this one hotmail you know. the board must beg now.

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

and you think

YOU'VE got problems.. listen sonny...

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raver, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

hmmm... i believe i probably have the worst posts to FPs ratio on this whole site*...

but am not really annoyed by the situation

*not true really since anyone with no fps automatically has a worse ratio but you know what i mean

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

no...

yours is pretty bad.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

yeah but mathematically speaking theirs will be worse

14000:1 is bad though

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

I think

mine is worse, since it is 0. Sob.

(Bemo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

aw, hey now.

*soothes*

i haven't got a frontpage yet either, but i hang on to my fluffiness.

and for what its worth your rabbithead anims are glorious.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

tell it to the two bit media moguls.

who have run out of born slippy.

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

i'm not all that certain what

'running out of born slippy' would entail, but

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

I think Born Sloppy

was a TV show that Joel did some some stuff for, but what that's got to do with anything is anyone's guess.

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wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

soft

cunt.

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

here's a tissue for your issue

it's random as bollocks. i got on the frontpage with my FIRST EVER post. my next frontpage, the fearstar, was 5 minutes work, and i'm not sure how it got on there cos it's really shite, and my third one was because that sort of image seemed to be the mods flavour of the month.

all you can do is just deal with it. though frankly i suspect your newsletter thing would have been better than kirk and spock having cheeky bumsex.

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Rubbish

getting on the frontpage has nothing to do with who you are. It just has to do with how funny your picture is and who happens to be moderating at the time.

As for getting into the newsletter - I personally have managed a couple of times but have failed far more often.

You should be making stuff for the love of it - getting in the newsletter or frontpage is just a bonus. It's nice when it happens, but if you make it your sole reason for doing stuff, then you are really missing the point.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

*stands up an applauds, wiping tear from eye*

Hear shitting hear

(mysticmurray, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

hear hear

but a fp would be nice. just once. please?

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)

I agree with this

just remember, how many submissions there will be, both to this board for the FP's and mails to the newsletter.

We've all had many rejections. So be it. Life is like that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

Exactly

your post there was number 2873697.

Admittedly only a percentage of those posts have pictures, but it's still impossible for them all to be put onto the front page.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

Exactly

as long as I find what I do funny/interesting, then I don't overly care. Of course, FP's are appreciated, especially when they garner lots of responses.

But hey, with the member number rising, it will become more and more difficult.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

yep

i made it for myself, but lots of b3tans i know that came round and saw it, loved it and told me to put it in the newsletter. so i bought webspace and taught myself how to make a website, found teh upl@od codez etc.....

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

Then

you have something that you made and you have learned new skills in the process. What more do you want?

Instead of moaning about it, why not try making something even better for next time?

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

'cos i got to

master grammar and know all about ethnic germans in russia by the end of this semester.

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GTA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

Well

go and study instead of wasting your time here.

Kids today.... I don't know.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

front paging

is a very random thing. I got on there once and I thought it was one of my worst pics but it happen to catch a mod in the right mood.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

And at the end of the day...

Who gives one shit, let alone two?

(mysticmurray, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

if you post to get a front page

then you miss the point of this board
make something you enjoy making , if it amuses other posters great, if not, you enjoyed making it didn't you so what's the problem ??
it's all for fun mate it's not a competition .

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

*dies*

wiccan-hearts.com/movie_3.gif argh. and goes best with the song wiccan-hearts.com/robotica.mp3

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tolin its me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

ARGH!

my brain!

*melts into a puddle of woo*

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

better link it. It's huge!

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

*twitch*

*fits*

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Of course it's too bug

it's 421KB

under 200KB please, 250KB absolute max.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

double the board size limit?

i would say it is

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

That's huuuuge

and you know it

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wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

COTTAGE PIES, COTTAGE PIES, TECHNO RAVING COTTAGE PIES

(who said that first on here? it's been constantly amusing me since.)

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

cunt.

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tolin its me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

well, that was unwarranted.

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

Tony and Clare during happier times

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

Woo!

Damn well 'shopped!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

urgh

/squints .. /better now

wyh!

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raver, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

COR!!!

She does up allright!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Fwap!

I need help :(

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Most woosome

and slightly scary

On a minor tj note, the whole MSN network is buggering about, so i can't post my compo image. boo hoo. Fuck

(mysticmurray, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

the old fat guy taking pictures in the back

disturbs me more than the rest of it.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

just when you thought goatse was the worst the internet had to offer

(and no that isn't an invitation to post links)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

soooo... you and sickboy...

you must be related

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

mr lemonhead

why do you say that ?

(Sigma5, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

I wouldnt.

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tolin its me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Sorry if it has been Done Before Only *9* Pounds! *Have an hour of my time that i will neh-vuh get back!*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

I'll

buy one!

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

Lemme

Just get Your Deets and you shold BOTH be set to go! Oh, Yes....I'll need 9 pounds too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Indeed.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

Haha

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DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

ooh them crazy japs and their adverts

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

*twitch*

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

hehehe

women with insects

/tlog

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

I woke up in the hospital after my seizure

with the image of a dog's anus and some japanese writing burned onto my retina.
I would spend the rest of my life looking for the meaning of those words, and the back of that dog.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

what a life!

what a life!

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

it was an autumn day in paris when my life would change forever

/broken sword

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

i'm actually looking for the meaning of those characters now

the second one is "ni", and the others are too stylised x.x it's a nice font, though, can i have it? =9

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

if one of them is "ni"

could the others have something to do with a shrubbery, a tree and a herring?

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

It's clearly something about buggering dogs.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

damm i cant find the

ULR of the page i got it form , its a mad jp font site

i think i got it here

www2.wind.ne.jp/maniackers/designfont.html

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

sugoi.

i'll have that, cheers muchly

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

mo ni ki to e

I think.

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flying squirrel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Tasty Threadwaste

Sorry to threadwaste, but I need to know what the mysterious Third Flavour of Monster Munch was. There was Pickled Onion, Roast Beef and ONE OTHER in the original line up.....what was it? Please help, as I still haven't shopped a kitten and it would be tragic if I was driven to madness before I achieved a FP! ;-)

EDIT- Woo! Thanks for posting the original advert...the answer is SAUCY flavour. Yay! Hoopla!

(Bemo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

Smokey Spider

.
edit: no that came later

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

SMOKEY BACON

SMOKEY BACON!

(Revels, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

they were called smokey spider though

with the dark blue monster with the funny hat.

i had monster munch spokey dokeys on my bike.

reedit: LOOOOOK myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mark.mcmillan/m_r/monstermunch1977.rm

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

Tomato

I believe

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

yaaaay!

reedit: LOOOOOK myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mark.mcmillan/m_r/monstermunch1977.rm

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

bastard

now it's driving me and my flatmate mad too

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

was it the hot and spicy one

or was that a newer one?

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

the yellow packet?

hmmmm i can't remember... damn your eyes, i'll be thinking all night now

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

Pickled beef anus

mmmmm...

beeeef anus...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

salt and vinegar.

NEXT.

edit: ooh bollocks, i've second-guessed meself now. i devinetgely remember a blue monster used to advertise though.

christ, you wouldn't believe i grew up in a sweetshop

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

100% of lie

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

Yes I do believe you are correct

unless it was cheese? All corn snacks do a cheese flavour.

And I wish they hadn't changed them. The original monsters were better, then they ruined those, then they made them all the same shape instead of different shapes, then they made them "bite size" (i.e. smaller).

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

you grew up in

a sweetshop! *sigh*

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

I ..

I think it was Smokey Bacon, or BBQ.

I hate Monster Munch. Yuk.

Edit: Tomato! It was all spicy too.. errghh.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

next you'll say you don't like space invaders

madness

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

Hmm.

Space invaders never made me feel ill when I burped after playing it. :P

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

space invaders were great

they sold them in the tuck shop in our sixth form centre, they were like lovely little flavoured bits of polystyrene

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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

space raiders

surely?

pickled onion space raiders are the finest crisp sarnie on earth after beef seabrooks and dairylea.

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

I'm pretty

(oh so pretty) sure it was either Smokey Bacon (later renamed Smokey Spiders) or Spicy / Tangy Tomato.

Flamin Hots are one of the newer ones (along with oh so repugnant vanilla flavour!)

(Bemo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

vanilla?

*gack*

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Yeah

...

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

the vanilla ones are great

tases just like rice krispie squares

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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

i don't even know

what monster munch is.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

A total TJ but,

that bird that Harry Hill was just taking the piss out of (club reps, cna'r spell 'L') drunkenly proposed to a mate of mine on Valentine's day.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

monster munch

www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=394

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

iiiiiccckkkkyyyyy!

pickled onion? blech!

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

if you think thats bad

you should see the vanilla ones

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Wha?

Pickled onions are yummy.

Edit: Draw my username pretty please :)

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

these sound yummy

Humpty Dumpty Sour Cream & Clam Artificially Flavored Ripple Chips

from that site i linked to up there

\points up a post or 2

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

Hmmm

I think ill pass on those flavours o.o

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

E2 is your friend.

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stup0t, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

I can only talk about monster crunch.

count chocula, frankenberry,
and of course the sadly unpopular
booberry.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

boobery?

is that what they make chavette bras out of?

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

that's very

funny.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

vanilla

No, really!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

blech

had some of those along with vanilla coke. very wrong.

but they're not one of the original flavours - they're a recent thing.

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stup0t, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

I hope they really make it!

click to posterise

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

That game is so amazingly brilliant!

And so it your film poster!
Wooyay!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

hehehehe i like it!

though as i understand it, the point is rather that they shouldn't be computer games

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

er.....

bugger. Tired, must sleep...zzzz

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

Hooray!

First Jeff Minter game featured on the compo! At last a great game gets its own poster!

(southern-thing, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)

In a world that just can't understand.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

this may be some serious mindpiss

or just a quick shop

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

Ha ha ha... woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

Evening all!

I'm off to bed now - tiiiired...

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

grooaann

where can I get some?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

Your

bottom!
Teehee

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

for all the good that would do

i might as well shove it up my arse

woo yay

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

i can't apologise enough.

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

You cunt.

*slap*

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

well said

you've offended my humour circuits with that awful joke!

:oP

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

hehehehehhee
hohohohohohho
huhuhuhuhuh
hi.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

argh punderful

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

Boom Boom!

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

oh my god.

sweet, sweet lord.

/writhes about on the floor

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

yes

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes

this is perfection

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

Arf!

Nice jester there! Well drawn :D

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

oh dear

(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

Arf!

Punnage most woosome!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

w/y/h

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

Woooooo!

That kicks all the ass!

(aden_nak, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

Oh no! Gross punnage!

Reminds me of a joke I invented...

A man goes to the doctor, and he says "Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm Jewish!", and the doctor says "Oh don't worry, it's just psychosemitic".

\coat

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

i love that

especially the king's happy face in the last bit. bless!

(mwybsb, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

haha

bonk.

woo!

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stup0t, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

i made a silly thing for my brothers burfday

so here it is (hope someone else knows these alternative lyrics)

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

And

you smell like one, too. Yay.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

hooray!

was expecting a lot of ?s

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

It's one of quite a few

childhood versions, and I thank you for reminding me of them :)

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DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Hehe . .

woo :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

we use

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one too!

classic.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

w00

that's fab!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

that is the most woosome thing I've seen all day.

Hooray!

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sof sof, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

Woo!

"What a day for a birthday!
Let's all have some cake!"

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

Ape

/pendant

edit: How wude, Woo and Yay!

(Psychotic Mongoose, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

A Film by John Woo...

(left-handed-monkey, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*falls off chair*

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

what the HELL

is wrong with the chairs around here?

*gets hammer*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

Yay for Mr. Potato Face!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

*chuckles*

woos

(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

Inspired by the ealier duckies:

Swim ducky...SWIM!!

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

argh it's a shark

and did the duck aggrevate the shark by nibbling upon it's fin?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

damn

you got there before me

(Eywood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

yay for piss of minds

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

no wonder

the sharks after it, the duck took a bite out of its fin.

(Eywood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

Ducky heard fish was good food...

:( bad move

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

ducky

doesnt seem to be very intelligent does he?

(Eywood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

He's just little, brightness wil come later on...(hopefully)

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

I reckon

the shark is defeated, and the duck is towing it home for supper.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

that's really realreally lovely!!

Note to Dr shambolic: if people are talking in your thread could you not delete it please

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

Haha!

Woo!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

yaaay

he's happy again!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

yay for happy Chooky

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

Are your Italian loafers up to it?

(Ged, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)

he he

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e.parsley, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)

Grin

Hehehehe

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)

AAAArrrgghh! Fuckit!!!

I want to post mine but bloddy MSN groups isn't working!

(Great stuff, by the way.)

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)

well ...

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta//show_upload.php

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e.parsley, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)

he he he

he he he he he

bet yours is better than my half-assed effort though

(Ged, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)

One of the best films

of the last ten years
(and one of the best practical jokes of all time)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)

thread jack...

harry hill on now.
...fin...

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Stickman_ben, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)

*snort*

what an awful game.

and i've surely never done anything involving flaming bags of shit and someone's windshield

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)

Arf

woo

(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

Well done

pity about the small print though

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

He was cold (or going to cry)

one or the other.....

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

Ohhhhh

poor little guy :(

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

Opera

He shall sing...sing like...erm a whale..in the future..

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

aaaarrrr

poor ickle fella :(

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

*hugs*

*gets eaten*

erm... bugger

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

That happens

Especially if you're fluffy or fishy

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)

i'm both

/legs it

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)

Good move

Kittens.. best whale food ever.
100% fact

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)

eeeep!

/hides behind sofa

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)

Ah well known fact

Sofas protect you from Killer Whales.
I mean how many are near your sofa right now?

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)

don't know.

too scared to check

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)

i don't have a sofa,

just a large bite-mark where it was

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)

now i'm really quite scared

/climbs in wardrobe

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

wish i could do that,

*sigh*

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

why can't you?

no wardrobe?
or no legs?

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

well on the plus side

it shouldn't be hungry any more.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

aaawww.

trembling lower whale lip... how saaaaad.

*sniffle*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)

I think he might be chewing

the leg he just bit off

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)

munchaty crunchaty then.....

(adeliefan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)

Off to play BF now.

motherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherland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(sniper sent by jesus, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)

I'll

miss you

(

wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)

aim better

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

thank fuck for that

(The Wigmeister, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)

i love you

can i cum in your ear?

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lemony, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

my wrist is still wrecked so you'll have to do the hard work...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

i'm playing doctor here

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

HAHAHA

Ha... oh hahahaha.

Seriously. HA!
Funny stuff. Stick around. Please.

(Choaderboy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

motherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherlandmotherland

(sniper sent by jesus, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

fuckoff

fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff

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summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

You can go with him

if you like.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)

Hahah!

You are great!

Come here and give us a kiss!

*puckers up*

(Marwood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

*bends over*

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

Good

fuck off.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)

I have a

feeling he will be back

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

agreed.

we gave him far too much attention.
Should have ignored him from the start.
To live, trolls must be fed.

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sof sof, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)

Goats . .

from under bridges . .

Or so I have been led to understand

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)

true

very true

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sof sof, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)

hurry back sweetie ...

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)

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