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What a night that was

(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

wow

i would!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

i cant tell you where i was looking for your tag

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

did we break the board?

i went out for a fag at the vinegar strokes

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

yeah but only by a little bit

and only because i wrote a word about 30 letters long

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

well done

(my hero)

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

you completed one of your tasks for today

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

yay

life feels complete now

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

and you mine

*love lifts us up where we belong....*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

i love it when you sing for me

it's like having my own barry manilow*

*or something

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

*at the copa, copa cobaaaaaaaanna.........*

;¬)

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

She don't scrub up too bad

If you like dangerously undressed ladies who you can see they underwear

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

GOOD LORD!

Cherie has a Brazilian?

WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG
WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG
WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

Yes.

But also so right.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

and a camel toe

and an ugly face

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

but yet, so right.

I wonder, if cheries fanny is anything like her gob, would tony having a position of power like he has, have of had his nob surgically flattened to satisfy his lady?

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Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

Tony Blair was born in Edinburgh, but spent most of his childhood in Durham

So not Brazil.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

Your right,

it's Mandelson who has the Brazilian. Sorry.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

I would

Yes I would

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

there's nothing i like better then a freshly shaven cherie.

Woo!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

I spy

a toe!

(ad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

YAY

I actually laughed. I'm sorry.

hee hee

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

But I probably would...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Tony found other like minded members on his visit........

(higeldypigeldy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

Thats the way to

do it.
Do it hard!

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

liquify-nob-nose-tastic

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

he he!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

B3ta related links

I've just decided to do a links page to everything B3ta related such as 4rthur.com and the UK dragon file uploader thingy.

Can you all please tell me where to find it all, as this will eventually stop annoying gits like me asking silly questions all the time.

Other than the 2 sites mentioned earlier I can remember seeing the following, but don't knwo where they are :

B3ta related background/wallpaper site
Tutorials for animating gif's and reducing file size etc...
CSS thingy for sprucing up your own profile on B3ta
A b3ta web ring thingy

If you could find the following, then I can make a page, and you can all just reference that instead of hunting down stuff for people all the time, like you are for me ARF!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

Uploader

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

and CCS

homepage.ntlworld.com/djol/b3ta/css/

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

The b3ta profile messer arounder.

is ace.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

don't forget

google.co.uk

If you enter "b3ta" it shows a lot of them.
photoshop Kit for example

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

glassco.cx

? or summat like that.

(ad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

Oh is that the thing that lists every single link posted on b3ta?

I am Glass Cockus Maximus, strongest of all gladiator's

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Also add that Glasscock site...

glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....glasscock...glasscock....

Ohw, and add some random-image-generators!

(devilstick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

you'll need

www.askfuckingjeeves.co.uk

as well
as this

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

what was the thing before 4rthur that we had

mind gone numb

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

m3sseng3r

flibz i think

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

flibz was cool

i miss it.

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

Thanks a bunch

If you don't watch it, Gary McTwunt Foot the 68th, is gonna get a hiding if you're nasty again

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

you obviously didn't click the link

so i wasn't being nasty on purpose.

please dont hurt gary

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Don't forget...

www.goatse.cx.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

Don't work

flapface

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

Wasn't going to test it to find out...

...arseparsnip.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

You'll be wanting

www.goat.cx then

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

You forgot to ask

whether anyone knows where are teh uplaod codez

:)

Good idea though. I think lemony has some tutorials www.lemony.co.uk

EDIT: and this might be useful too

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

goddam uplaod codez

i'm trying to write my business plan and it frequesntly has the word 'upload' in it and i'm always convinced i've spelt it wrong because of B3TA

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

i think lemony has already started something to do that...

at www.b3ta-help.tk/... it may be worth talking to him first before you both end up doing the same... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

There's also a b3ta webring.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

Say hi to Karl again!*

* now badly animated

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

I'm not quite sure what he is waving with

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

he has very low shoulders!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

Thanks goodness for that

*waves*

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

thats what you say

could be pikey waving from low down

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

Hello Karl...

..um.. Karl? I've over here.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

that's

disgusting

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

karl again *waves*

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

Crikey!

A wang with a wave!

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

you stole it!

but there's no copyright, so meh

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

mummy mummy!

the scary cripple is waving his bobby-dangler at me!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

hi karl...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

yay!

hi there karl!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

i think he looks better in a hat

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

Leamsess

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

oops its a bit big...

and yes well i'm renowned for my fantastic seamless editing of photos yunno...

/coat

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

What do you use

program wise?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

well i have photoshop...

but i dont know how to use it so i use this crappy freeware called MGI photsuite... its a bit shite really

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

Learn to use photoshop.

That pic could do with some blending.....

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Measless

too!

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

Blake's 7

just downloadded and watched Blake's 7, episodes 1-3, and the great Brian Blessed was killed in the third episode!

Killed!

edit: oops, erm: Huzzah!

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

Brian's on a sky plus advert on the radio here in Bristol

Tis Woo it is

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

i like that they thought

"hmmm, we have this henry th 8th type character with a yellow face, who can we use...I KNOW!"

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

WOO!

Nice.

I'm knackered, I'm away for a lie down. See you all later.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

bye

thaanks for jelly

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

keep your feet raised petal

don't want those delicate little ankles swelling up

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

Yes I am going to be here for ages yet

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

Pah.

Lightweight ;)

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

The iron in the sink

Great picture, evoking thoughts of domestic austerity

(Abking, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

You need to hit the reply button

under the message you wish to reply to.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

you idiot

idiot idiot

(pikey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

fluffy!!

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

...kins!!!

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

Be nice to noobs!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

and

moobs

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

and

boobs

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

not forgetting

lubes
cubes
doobs
and tubes

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

Pikey

You pikey schemey would'nt know nowt about appreciating art

(Abking, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

Why don't you go and fuck your mumma some more?*

*All meant in the fluffiest possible way

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

forgiveness

i grant you for doing things wrong ways .
Now is time for you to make a picture.

(pikey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

The petal of a flower

Lovely image, reminds me of the beauty and fragility of life.

Sorry... erm, what?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

the angriness of earlier post

diffused in to the soft serene calm of true energy

(pikey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

bloody mashers

tsk

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

Kazoos

Kazoos are great

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

I like sweets.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

erm

oh, we could get one of the swanny whistle sweets, and then you could join my band :-D

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

I need lots.

I tend to crunch them.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

yay kazoo's.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

watafuh

yoobahkohbow?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

And interesting take

on an old favourite.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

It was the "peanut butter in the mouth"

pronunciation
but it's come out a bit more like the "stereotyped chinese bit-part in a hollywood movie" pronunciation

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

Thanks

but using reply below the pic is the thing to do other wise it upsets people for some strange reason.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

I shall not be nasty anymore

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

Hurrah! it's Gladys ...

She's back

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

can i have a smoke??

woo yay and even houpla

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

ire an ting

break out of baaaaaabylon

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

If i had the patience to create an animated woo, yay, houpla, panowie....

it'd go right about.. oooh...

here

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Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

oh yeah i forgot about those...

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

yaaaaay! gladys!

proper ireeee!

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mrRush, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

jeremy and i *heart* gladys...

smashing :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

a child, born unto the hummus

but what shall we call her? may i recommend.. eclectech?

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Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

welcome back glad!

woo and yay and ting

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

Always nice to see Gladys of a morning.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

that is a stupendous woo yay

ta!

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

Irie!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)

yay

gladys be back! I love her!!!!

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

soup.

herb.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

iddle bidda

poly-ticks

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

Politics? At lunchtime

While I am eating my Sun Maid Raisins?

Woo.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

spit them out

you'll feel better

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

They'll need to sort out

his lock jaw problem first

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

Heh!

Woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

I can't wait for the next general election

I intend to sit around at home and once again register my apathy.

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Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

for his birthday Tiddles got the special video

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

i cant see it :-(

Dill, I cant see any of your images.. you have a link to a gallery?

me

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

hairless cats

are just wrong....

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

especially when they do THAT

with their tongues

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

Skin Flick.

god those kittys can only be loved by their mothers surely..?

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

that's the 2nd pic of mine

you can't see, strange

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

see above

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

there's a gallery in profile

but seriously out of date
try this for the above clicky

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha!

Dirty kitten!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

mind you she's got some

serious feet

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

Blimey.

So she has!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

Ye know how our language is different to the english in some ways?

did yer Ma do the smoothin?

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

Arf!

We never called it that but I know people who did.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

much more logical than ironing

I mean who uses an iron these days, they're all plastic and alloys, smoothing is the way to go

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

Ewwww

manky cat.

Woo.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

Dirty Tiddles!!

The little tinker.

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

kitty...

pron?

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

Phoar!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

Mm,

shaved...

(mynci boy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

shaving your pussy is wrong!

heh woo!

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

Quicky! Likey?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

ohhhh

preeeeety

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

you can cralw inside you know! It's filled with candy and toys and books and stuff so you won't be bored at work.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

yey

...

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

You're a star

badooom tsssshhhh!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

that am otterly fantastic

/insert otter woo pic

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

keep expecting some 80's cartoon icon

to pop out

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

I made this for my ex-wife. So she can do the dishes and the ironing together.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

did it work?

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

He said ex-wife

I'd guess not.

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

i should have thought of that

earlier

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

probably burnt her hands

or her feet were too big and she couldnt stand close enough to the sink

Woo

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

hahaha!

I take it that the "risk of electrocution" was no accident?

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

Yup

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

Pffffft!

Iron the dishes! Iron them hard!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

Lovely Gallows....

Built by a certain MC.Escher were they...

Woo to the overtly sexist pic, what about the apron/mattress combo

(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

Hehe were you hoping

the nails would get rusty?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

Say hi to Karl

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

Karl

(what? where am i?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

Karl should lay off the Hallucinogens

very woo - zy :-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

not animating?

lo karl!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

i might animate him later though :)

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

'lo karl.

heavy night?

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mrRush, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)

lo der

(Jallagher, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)

'lo Karl.

rant: I hate flash. poo. wee. bottom. gah!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

is karl friends with pikey?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

most definitely

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

smeared lipstick ?

???

(osiem, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

commposity

(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

I loiks that a lot. Have a woo for your troubles.

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

hahahaha!

Yay for Phil the Greek!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

Arf!

Yes, we need more people to be offended.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

Excellent!

Woo yay!

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mog, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

*Phhhhht!

cfb

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

ooooooo

i likes him i do

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

Woo!

If that thing has legs, I don't want to see them!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

and now, TJ: ouch!

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Muns, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

Eek!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)

seconded

eek

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

Cock splode!

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

that is not nice

'noon all

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

Eep!

/hides

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

Experience the wonderful mediocrity of...

My photo of Gandalf Mantooth.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

My New Fave Band....The Comp Of Photos I Made

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

pink and blue is the best tune on love below

/end transmision

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

Pink and Blue

are also popsters who have appearing on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

oooh yeah

/dons tinfoil hat and gloves

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

do you like 'Roses' 'Hey Ya' and 'The Way You Move' ?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

it's all good

'hey ya' is a bit overplayed though

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

'tis. i think 'Roses' is quite good b/c hat is the only one that they do together.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

Hats are everything

(Smudger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

and a good set of moobs as well

I see

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

MOOBS

is a word not used enough these days

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

Sam Rockwell

obvious choice for Zaphod...

/Edit, now with Jeremy Beadle second hand

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

needs another arm

but still

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

give me ....

two seconds... :)

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

what else has he been in?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

i have no idea...

he's kinda ugly though, then again she's not exactly the Princess of Pretty either

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

Let's see...

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Welcome to Collinwood
Galaxy Quest

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

i think i remember seeing galaxy quest...

at least thats what the doctor told me as i was having my eyeballs sewn back in...

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

And I said

what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said I think I remember the film
and yes, I think, I recall
We both kinda liked it
And I said
Well, that's one thing we've got

no reason

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

And...

Matchstick Men?

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

Matchstick Men?

Pictures of Matchstick Men?
AAGH!!! THE QUO!!! THE QUO!!!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

do we know who she is?

Names man! We need the names!!!!!

(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

she is...

drum roll...

Maggie Gyllenhaal

/edit.. she was in a FILM called "Secretary"

(TheHorse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

Cripes!

Your Woo is hypnotising me! I can hardly bear to imagine what a 3x3 grid would be like ;)

Muchly Woo to both of you!

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

crivens!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

Gnk!

Gragh!

...My god, it's full of Houpla...

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

ahaha

that made my Pentium II etc grind to a halt for a bit there

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Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

oh my god!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)

*brain melts*

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

Well, she can see that

2 heads are better than one...

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

it's double the pleasure

but triple the fun.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

When did Gollum

stat wearing dresses?

Woo

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

is that mic

stood on a roll of sellotape?

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

biology lesson gone wrong?

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)

Dah dah dah DAH DAH

I'm lovin' it!

Subtle b3ta tag there.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

wel it'd be better if you could actually read it!

haha oh well glad someone enjoyed it!

(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

left kid: Ah, so that's what a kidney looks like..

(radja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

hidden deep

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)

hahahahha

i have seen that door before though....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

Attenborough interviews an Australian Giraffe

(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

Egad!

'Tis a horror from the sixth dimension

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

I would, though....

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)

Argh look at the hands

nice non subtle taggage.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)

Argh!

Look at the mindpiss!
Sorry!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

shows we were thinking the same thing

But they are nasty.
Very nasty.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

she's got some neck on 'er

as they say in Belshaft

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

Look at the state of her hands!

She should buy some Marigolds.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)

and a paper bag*

*purely personal opinion

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

quit sucking up to her

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

to who?

i'm not sucking up to mother (much)

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

Hmmm

Sounds like sucking up to me.
but then again I am very sleepy.
so who knows?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

Now, now children!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

she started it

/sulks

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

/kicks under the table

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

mummy! she kicked me!

/pulls hair

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)

/pulls hair as well

He started it
ahem
honest

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

/has hugely dramatic tantrum

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

Bitch slaps then...

makes up

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

Hahaha!

Beheve or neither of you is getting ice cream and jelly.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

but i never!

shuttup!
i want jelly!

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

is it green jelly?

iiiiiiii am rod hull!!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

arf :)

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

Oh alright

If it makes you happy
*kisses and makes up*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

yay

now we both get jelly

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

/dispenses jelly

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

/flicks jelly at giant bunny

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

pours it down summats top

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

wheres mine

???

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

you will have to lick it off summat

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

/bares *manly* chest

LICK IT BITCH!

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

Thanks

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

only if you get rid of the cream

thats on it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

/flicks jelly at mostly too

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

I gave you some!

Now, stoppit! We're going to break the board again.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

sorry mummy

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

bbbbbbrrrrrrooooookkkkkkeeeennnnnnnn

board time

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

they stole it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

she's not wearing knickers

merely an observation

nice tag btw

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)

Dont make me have to think about her pissflaps

...
....

...You bastard...

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

pissflaps is such an un complimentary phrase

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

better than

'axe-wound'

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

gash

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

Beef Curtains?

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

Flange?

Cunny?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

No wonder Tom Cruise

turned out to be a poof

(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

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