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# chucklehounds


i couldnt resist carowallis!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# seamless
yet great. wyh
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# i got so excited
i had to make it quick...so i used paint...hahahahahahah
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# It does add to the mood the seamlessness
Suitable for a couple of FuckSpaniels
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Wow.
It's hard to tell where the Chucklebuggers end and the owls begin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# im so proud
do you think dreamworks might give me a job?
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# I think...
...Spielberg himself will give you a big kiss on the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
i cant wait
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Either that
or an Eisberg
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Ooooh....
... thankies! I've never seen a post inspired by me before! Woo yay just cos of that!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# This is a burrell

I call him Paul

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# woo
yay
(Scarab, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Is he a
butler (or at least an ex-butler who likes flowers)?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# he did butle and he was given
a number of "souveniers" yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# "I fear they are planning for me to have an 'accident' with an owl, Paul"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# "Moooo! Your highness"
daft tart
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Awww hello Paul
*waves*

And you can see his belly button (for god's sake tell me that's his belly button!).
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# It's his
COCK
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# His big squirelly
COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Then where are
his nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# buried
for winter
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Yay!
That am great.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Here's a mash of what happened to me
at Lunch time...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
I've done that

woo/yay/houpla
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# It's
best if you get it behind the seats of a convertible with the hood down. Something cheap. Merc SLs are ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i hope he finds you and beats the shit out of you.*




*not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I once flicked a fag out of the window at traffic lights
it went into a cyclist's pocket. He rode off and started patting at his pocket. I fucking pissed myself.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Last time someone did that to me
I chucked it back through the car window and left them scrabbling around in their trousers.

What is it that gives smokers the right to litter the world with their fucking fag ends, bits of foil and bits of cellophane. Grrrr. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Is that the drawing you are going to
put on the insurance claim?

I had to take some photos for the insurance company after someone reversed their car into the side of my sisters' car. I just took everything in wide angle to make the road look huge and the other woman look blind. Who needs Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Deep Joy,
deep, deep joy
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# arf!
(I'd blame it on the borked-up traffic lights if mr police comes calling)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Watch what you're doing you bastard!
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I stuffed a fag
out of a one inch gap at the top of the window on the motorway once. The fucking bastard got sucked into the terrible aerodynamics that personified the 'Escort Estate' and came straight back in through the passenger window on to the seat. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Made me snigger.
Made it apparent I'm not doing any work.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# use the fucking ashtray, you cunt.



ooh, sorry, where are my manners.

woo! yay!


but use the ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Brocolli for dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I love brocolli
Woo to your bloody enormous brocolli tree!


TJ. I work for a bank which is very dull but it does mean that I come across stocks from all over the world.

Todays winner is from Turkey and is called : Koc Holdings Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I'm sure many people have come
across Koc Holdings...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Yay for Brocolli!
Speaking of vegables...have a pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# oh its most woo!
another one worthy of a FP like so many images were yesterday - but none got on! :o
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# It's a
bit wide...
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# I don't like brocolli
but I do like that.
Now I don't know what to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# inspired by "the enchanted brocolli forest"?
(hippy veggie cookbook of great vintage)

(and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I have absolutely no explanation for why I did this.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# He hangs around
near our chippy.

orrible little sort

woo
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# My eyes!!
I had to look at Google pages covered in Burberry check to find the fuckin hat. Its burned into my retinas, now all my work mates look like chavi bastards.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# burberry
is just fucking wank.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I'm trying to decide if I can be arsed making anymore
pictures like that eg Henry Lloyd squirrels, panda in a Berghaus
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# pffffft!
cofeee ----} monitor
no explanation needed
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# aint that always the way
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# You posted a piccy?
where?

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3073206
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# verah funnah W/Y/H
have a piccy...

proof
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
first time i've been shopped
mind if i keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# core snot
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
fanks :)

bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# I think
I may have slept with that on particularly drunken outing!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Scary and woo!

TJ: I just saw two chavs outside MVC being arrested for shoplifting. Laugh I nearly shat!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# awright awright guv
lerrus go.
me bredren 'ere tol us it wer a noo blockbusters innit. Does your 'ed go to the top of that 'at innit? doessit?
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# i've met him before!

CFB

Woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Cute Chav - very intelligent looking
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# As it is squirrel wednesday...


I think he knicked some of my next door neighbours' stash!

Edit: Squirrels are only marginally more intelligent than I am!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# not to be pedantic
but he's using it the wrong way around
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# hence the username?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# uh yes...........
not really sure what your pointing out if its the mis-spelled xen in username its something i've had since i was about 14.

If not then please help !
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# no
the Enthusiastic Amateur
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Probably
my username...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oooops

anyway heading for smoke now see you all after lunch
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# How
naive am I?

Edit - everyday is a school day!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Are
You sure he doesn't just like it that way? perhaps he gets high by sucking hot ash off the gauze?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# hah
thought he was just holding it at first...
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# hehe
crazy animals...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# the village idiot is a highly regarded position...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# pfffft
do you have an endless supply?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# i think i'll rest now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# thats probably
a good thing.

good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# *slaps own forhead*
The pun! The pun!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# woo-nderful
quick TJ...
I cannot get anything from google to work.. when i open up tatershop it cant read any image ive downloaded....says all the images are corrupt, not parsed properly.etc

any sensible suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Cry?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I've got
some stupid suggestions?

teh downlaod codez?

/fucks off quicksharp
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Can you open them in paint?
Just a thought, incase it's Tattyshop that's borked.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# i've seen it happen on a pc before,
only MSPaint would open the images, but no other package would
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# ill try that
TJ 2


MY separation message is in!!!! WOO HOO
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# It wasn't that stupid a suggestion then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# reinstall
....
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# try using
mozilla or another browser to save them, if they work then internet explorer is probably fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# If it had a cathedral
it'd be a "population dense-city"

/shuttingup
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# bloomin blasting dagnabbin
borkened feckin firewall blocking bastardating knucklesucking MSN groups

(I'm sure that's funny ... hence frustration splode)

(fortunately I'm listening to a tune with donald duck singing "who's your daddy")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Here y'are
have this in return for all the puns.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Early advertisement


(fish a speciality)
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# yay
i read it as eat out paris hilton at first :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I wouldn't
Dumb arsed bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# awh come on
gag her so she wouldn't speak yew wood

since when has inteligence declared wether you would or wouldn't with celebs heiress'?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Gag her, remove all those stupid clothes
especially the hats, then give her a few dozen pies, breast enlargement and you might be talking. But otherwise, no.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# know what you mean
but again clothes should come into it.

But I really would be afraid of breaking her in the heat of the moment
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Mmmm
I would. Twice if she was lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Paris Hilton?
She's a bit of a dog if you ask me ...




(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Squiranosaurus Rex


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# rarr!
that am lovely. in fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Yay!
I am honoured

EDIT:
/looks at name
/fires up glassco.cx
/laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Arrgh!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Now
they're getting scary!

Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Maradona's death* improved his game


*not correct at time of print

/edit semi-pearoast changed beadle "spazhand" for better one
(TheHorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# That...
...is fucknuttering excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I see it happenned due to the Hand of God
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# excellent !
:)
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I shall woo
but you're a very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# i believe a sound spanking is in order
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Indeed.
Where's summat? He's into that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# is summat on right now?
cant say as ive just woken up
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# no i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Thank god
you have now posted more messages than me.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# A spanking! a spanking!
And after the spanking, the oral sex.

/python
(TheHorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# sent pic links to 7 folks on aol last night
they all got them.....must be just you then
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Still
don't see any handball there. Clear Header.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# heheheh
very good
(Sigma5, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# threadjack
So how does stuff get FP'ed? I'd like to see voting buttons please! /slashdot
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# No
It becomes very cliquey then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# um..
so it's just a few people that can FP now is it?? WHO! I demand to know WHOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah
it's the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# yup
paul weller being the magic donkey hisselluf.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# hmm
paul weller = dodgy fella
(TheHorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# it seems to be very...
random
(TheHorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# ha
haha
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# the contractions did have a certain rhythm...

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Thats ace.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Badumph
Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# B-Dum Tcshhhhh..


double punnage...woo for me..supersquirellywednesday!!
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# no Photoshop at work.
Can I repost.
No? Oh well.

/runs off.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# That am tanfastic.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# all these boys in tents seems a bit camp to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# As a marquee contractor
I fucking hate that gag, but woo.

Could also add,

Loitering within tent
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# that post is too in tents
groan sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# MARQUEE?
MARQUEEE?!

Best html tag ever. And you contract it. What to? Marq?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# smart arse
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# for evans's
by chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# no
they are far too northern
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Woo.
To your long list of wordplay related gags...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Pffffffffttttttt
The punnage today is very strong, mainly from you
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# gave up trying after Sunshine's similar pun below
I could teach you

but I'd have to charge

/kelis
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# wasn't it Kelis?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
#
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# ooh the punnage
nice work!

WOO

*edit* it's kelis indeed
(nephtali, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I was gonna say that
but then it would have given away the fact that I had heard said pop-rap-crap...
(Clunge_Gunge, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# yes
that's why I got it wrong...

*whistles some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# it was kelis
and don't call me...... etc
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Shurely been done, but
I had to let it out
Mordecai Vanoonoo
Especially now that Israel have let Mr Vanoonoo out today and it's all the news is on about
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# is it gonzo?
or cyril sneer?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# or that thing off of the

TELETUBBIES
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# noo noo
why do i know that?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I don't know but you
really should try and forget it. Soon.

EDIT Dammit it is the bloody thing... curse my nephew for exposing me
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# He's Mordecai Vanunu
Been a guest of Mr Mossad for the last 18 years for telling tales to teacher about Israel bringing stinkbombs in to class (or something... I was laughing too much after I heard his name)

edit: and, yup, that is Noo-noo the naughty vacuum cleaner's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# magritte
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# apologies to Noggin
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# but she has no hand.
...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Then how does she feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Jamaica?
which reminds me that a very nice place this time of year
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Bognor?
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# sad and lonely.....
.....since her husband passed away.
(KFR42, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# It's okay
I bought her a "cooking for one" book.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Awful?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# She left it in his pocket
whilst trying to get at his Werthers Originals.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# mmm so creamy grandad..
coat
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Hehe!
I reckon she's after his nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# no apology needed
was toying with making him beat her with his cane, then realised the fart opportunity and couldn't resist.
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I think you made the right choice.
(Forgot to say woo at the time, I think...)
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# i knew i'd seen that spade battered nose somewhere before
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# "I'll shag you my pretty...
... you and your little Poshy too! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"
(microsaulxp, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# So....
... is that where the wart came from?
(Benz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Been wanting to do a pretty intense battle
with pivot....
and as our server is going to be down for the majority of the rest of the day, I think I might just... Anyone else feel these guys should kick lumps out of each other?

Any ideas for other weapons and or setting/storyline?

EDIT: hmmm, this has spawned quite a reaction.... my apologies for the proliferation of pivot files, it's just a lot easier than doing detailed anims in image ready....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# how about bum rape
with swords

pork swords.

or maybe i should just shut up
(Ush, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# OH LOOK
FIGHTING STICKMEN! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# do i sense sarcasm?
i have to agree
'ooh pivot, ooh i'm gonna use this and nothing else from now until the end of time'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# sarcasm? god no, whatever gave you that idea?
</sarcasm>

however, as this is the chap that did the most excellent golf squash, i shall apologise for my outburst...

...but i'm fucking sick of pivot, i really truly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# yes
golf squash...hehehe
thanks for reminding me.....
No chance of someone ROASTING that PEA is there?
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# It's in
my profile
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# so it is
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# have you seen them fighting with swords and pointed sticks?
I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# i have seen stickmen fighting with every possible weapon
every possible not-weapon, in every possible location. and this is all from before pivot, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# oh yeah..
you mean www.stickdeath.com

that's like, so 1997

but the hate mail section is funny
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Storyline...
The one on the left just had the one on the right's mum and then told him she wasn't as good as his sister.

Set in a KFC, with chainsaws for weapons
(Errol, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Location: b3ta
Weapon: Photoshop
Outcome: Non-pivot related imagery

Verdict: Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# How about a female ninja stick person
wakes up from a coma and goes on a rollicking rampage of revenge with a dirty great sword?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# a dirty great sword of colouring in-ness!
you could call it 'fill bill'
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! doctea, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# They should
do a little dance and then turn into kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Too Wee
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# well...
i thought i might lay off it for a bit...2 stripe will return!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Too Woo.
Either an owl or the chuckle brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# He's overjoyed by the rebranded 'Triumph Domolite'!
(Smudger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# clever
likely
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Top Dom'ing
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Yay!
My first car was a Dolomite Spint (1.8 litres of raw(should that be rare?) power).

It was brown which hid the rust, and once got stuck in reverse gear. I had to drive backwards for half a mile to get it home.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I for one am glad
That Domo is back
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

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