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#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
madness, total madness
WYH
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# hehehe
that has made me giggle madly!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# hatstand indeed
i love it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Hatstand
owo ayy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# yes yes
and a little slice of yes. Loon!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# crazy
ducks

mallard madness

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# ugleee
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# AAAAAAArgh
kill it! kill it! kill it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# gah!
very very ugleee
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# mighty repost opportunity!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# that's good that
the thing on the right looks vaguely normal. the one on the left is nightmareish
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# teeny eyes
eeevil eyes
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# I have to ask
which ones which?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# must you,
really?


thought it was pretty obvious. left one's face is blair's, right one's face is bushi's.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Oh my god!
The one on our left looks like Fred Elliot, with hair :X
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# possibly the most evil being on the planet
kill it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# he's
been practising too much on ol' cherie :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Inspriation for this came from ThinkGeek

click for 1280*1024 decency
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# is that caffine?
i need caffine, then ill finish writing about RSS feeds. fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# It is
Caffeine is good for the soul
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# it keeps me functioning at work every day
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# *boils kettle next to his foot*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# i have one next to my bed to allow me to move in the morning
/has to get up at 05:45 every day
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# I don't get it
geek
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
#
It's a caffeine molecule attached to a DNA strand

*edit* sorry, it's a bit crap
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Que?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# I'm surprised I didn't recognise caffeine
it's my favoutrite have a woo just because it involves coffee WOO!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# HOORAY!
A woo, my purpose in life is fulfilled!

Seriosuly, Thank you kindly good b3tan
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Good afternoon all
I was wondering if anyone had any extra web space? I have a new flash animation.. my first.. and I wanted to get it into the newsletter...

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/otter_punk.html

I don't think Keiran would appreciate hosting a newsletter flash.

ANYONE? Bueller???
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Fry??
it's still ace :)

does your ISP definitely not offer you any?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# I can do it
how bigs the file?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
# tis super small...
1.2 MB

The problem is the bandwidth.. if it actually APPEARS in the newsletter...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Banwidth is fine for me
got unlimited but not that much webspace
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# ahhh...
so I don't understand...

is that a yes?

crosses fingers
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# oh yes its fine
uploading it now
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# unlimited bandwidth doesn't exist
anything that claims to have unlimited bandwidth will have an abuse policy especially for high bandwidth spikes

i wouldn't reccomend it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# I've talked
to their support people, it'd have to get really high for it to bother them as most of their clients on that package only use about 2gb

anyways here it is, thisistom.co.uk/otterpunks/

for however long
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# SWEET!!!!!
thanks man!!!!

Thanks a lot!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# no problem
*doffs hat*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# yes, the newsletter + 1.2Mb animation = FUCKING HIGH BANDWIDTH
but bigger

30-40Gb in a couple of days would be easily possible i'd have thought. Remember that 100,000 people plus view the newsletter each week. i would place a small amount of money on you gettijng done for abuse
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# ok, no problem here
Our Value Host and Value Host PRO accounts do not allow the hosting of .exe, .cmd, .bat, .mov, .avi, .mp3, .mpeg, .mpg, .wav, .rm, .ram, .rmx, .asf, .wmf, .wmp, and .wma files. We also don't allow the following if over 1mb in size: rar, .ace, .lzh, .zip, and .arj. If you want to host any of these file types you will need to purchase a Premier Host or Mid Host package.

I'll check the bandwidth then
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah that would be best
it's no fun having your website deleted because their 'unlimited' bandwidth claim was just marketing.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# oh
and the only thing in their abuse policy is that I'm not allowed zips, mp3s and downloady things. Although I dont think they enforce that unless you use up too much bandwidhth
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# believe me here
there really is no such thing on a host as unlimited bandwidth and i suspect your hosting package is not an especially expensive one therefore you will have low bandwidth limits
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# who would you recommend
for newsletter-stuff hosting?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# who do you use?
and dont say ghostbusters
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# There is no such thing as unlimited bandwidth
I found that out when more than one host who has said that they could cope with my site decided that it was abuse of their system. Another said that there was no way I could be using 150GB a month without hosting porn so turned my site off. Bastards.

This month I'm likely to use around 300GB and now I have to buy my own server!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# ARGH!
OTTERS! they are evil!!!! the most foul evil sadistic creatures known to man! they're after our SOULS!!!!! KILL THEM! KILL THEM HARD!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Nothing quite like Otter bait
for making Rawr break cover. :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Cant help on the hosting
But Woo! for the animation.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# yay
dead kennedys rock
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# that's awesome
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry
I have none.

But thanks for the personal message, very touching.

Cockmunch - I've posted a message.

I promised never to do that in my bid to become the ultimate lurker. I wonder if I'll leave now?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# 2 messages...
that's pretty good.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# I know...

...I felt compelled after the first one.

Badgercock, that's three now.

At this rate I'll be posting my first Redex soon.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# that's extremely woosome!
Wish I could help, but I've still a material drain on my bandwidth from when I was in the newsletter from 4 WEEKS AGO!
Hope I see it in the NL. Definitely worthy.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# thankee
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# for those of you that were here last night/this morning


I made it better.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# aaarrrrgggghhhhh
freaky lady

see that pic, thats you that is
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# ,thats your favorite food...
Sorry, brother's been playing Simon the Sorcerer again...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# don't worry about it

i alway's look this bemused
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Same here,
especially when im trying to figure out which side of the window the insect's on...

*takes closer look* AAAAA ITS GOT ME!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# loon

am using tatty shop, hence my very bemused look
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Ooooo,
making anything nice?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# just summat for giant bunny i promised
its really shit
but i made it none the less.

think tinky winky in a skirt dancing with my head on it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# heeheeheehee
sounds rather amusing :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# nah its shit

i might post it later if i get bored
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Christ,
it was gory enough this morning, now its hideous.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Howdy!
I take it by the mention of you being here this morning, the avoidance tactic is still going strong.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Aft'noon.
It is indeed. Ive avoided doing a single second of coursework all week. I haven't been up before 12 either.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# woo and yay
for that.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# It's
a great life being an apathetic, lethargic student.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# that am true
tis the only way to be
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# get some seriously over priced silly putty
that eats up the hours quickly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Bah !
im on 8 starts so up at half 6 all week. But im with you in sprit once i get home. not done a thing all week. sat here,window open, brew, stereo on and a fresh new B3ta T-Shirt. life is good.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# My
biggest dilemma this week has been what mixer to put in my vodka closely followed by what music to listen to.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# If its good enough Vodka, ignore mixers.
if its crappy Vodka id choose Coke.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Tis only Smirnoff im afraid.
I usually have Finlandia or Absolut but I'm a little poor at the moment. Incedentally, is anyone else annoyed that Smirnoff have changed their label design?

I cant drink vodka straight anymore unless its flavoured (chili preferably), Ive been through my vodka honeymoon in my first year.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Save up for
some black label smirnoff and stick it in the freezer. it doesnt freeze, just goes thick. drink it neat and feel it warm up as it makes its way to your stomach.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# What
a bonkers idea, I'll have to try that. But it still doesnt solve the eternal dilemma of what to listen to. Ive had a lot of Pink Floyd on, 70s hard rock and 60s San Fransisco psychedelic rock on this week.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Hmm.
in the garden of eden by Iron Butterfly has just finished and was proceeded by the Spaced soundtrack. dont know which direction to take it next. i go happy and upbeat or noisy and hardcore punk next. could effect the outcome of my whole evening. *flips coin*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# I was
listening to that earlier. Just had something rather embarassing happen to me. I was dancing like a spacker to Bike by Pink Floyd in my room when the landlady walks in with 3 lads to show them around the flat. I almost had a fucking coronary. No more dancing or vodka for me.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Arf!
sit down and calm yourself.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# *faints*
you've just been attacking yourself with a blowtorch havn't you?

admit it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# ....
yes....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# ACK
jesus christ bananas that am horrific
skill shopping WOO
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# that reminds me
i did it a bit late :s www.b3ta.com/board/3080408

edit: oh and a belated woo for that one!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# heheh
I didn't even see that


yay!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# 'tis evil that

Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# that is grim
have a haiku:

You've appeared dead
and now we all admire you
so next do kittens?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# I would

*fwap*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# this isn't what lurkers do Bueller boy...
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# sorry
for crapness...




(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# haha
he looks like a ninja

woo yay indeed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# will you fuck off with that link?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# moral of the story..?
blow jobs can be hazardous to your health..!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Is it a Bird??? Is It a Plane??? NO ITS......................


SUPERCHAV!!!!!! Defending the rights to drinking beer in the streets.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Fucking chavs
I hate them all!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# So Do I!!!!!!
Bloody Burberry wearing tossers who wear Elizabeth Duke and Warren James £2.50 Jewellry and drive around in Novas wiv da bad boy tunes.

Twats.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# indeed i totally agree
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# still spamming that?
what exactly is it?
/clicks anyway
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# have you seen this?
if not, it might make you sick
www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# extract:
SuP NiGgAz!!???? You have reached the phatty home page of us niggas, the Icy Hot Stuntaz. We be in FULL EFFEKT up in this bitch. We are 100% lethal and 100% real. Come check out our home page an be prepared to hate us, cause we are the REALEST BALLAZ and we know you bitches love to playa hate us cause of our phat rides! Bling Bling! Tru Thugz Neva Die!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# If he had a burberry cape
I might believe that was real.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Burberry Cape????
Fussocks, knew I had to do something
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# yes...

...big
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# A disgrace to the badge.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Our day out, continued
First Chapter
Second Chapter

This is after the 'bad point' of the day (when Danny misbehaved). The paddling brightend things up, they love paddling around in their bare feet. Danny found some crabs, you can see him, in the back ground, searching about for them, I think he found a pound coin here. There was an unforunate child who';s head was the wrong way round, Neil saw this and started throwing shells and rocks at him, he is not very subtle when he sees an 'unforunate person', he always laughs and points and throws things, I have warned him about this sort of behaviour but he never listens. Not long after this we tired making a sand castle but not with much success as we had forgotten our buckets and spade. I don't know who the colourful people are, but they refused to move as I took the picture, how rude.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Ha!
Thats great.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Yes.
Brilliant.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# woo yay for originality
this reads like topsy and tim
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# can they swim?
where did they go next?

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# i love the rolled up fur
thas the best of the series so far, woo yay indeed.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# i love these
actually laughed like an 'unfortunate person' please many more till i get bored and leave
WOOPLAY to you
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Evening.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# that's great
have a WYH

there's alot of good stuff around ATM
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# haha
maybe the mighty sponge and the mighty scone can team up
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
you loon :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Rolf
Mayo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# "Disney characters make lousy defenders"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# hehe, allready been done
just slightly different, but i didnt woo that one, so you can have a woo for this one

for cool ninja coolness, click here
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# *snort*
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# New Flash
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# haha
i like the comedy voice of an idiot :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# hurrah!
I was pleased to see the Capn' Crimson one got put on Weebls-stuff
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# FANTASTIC! this could not be improvedin any way shape or form
(quite fancy soup by the way)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# AHHHHHHHH
Oh God... I'm not sure posting on the b3ta board is good for my health... Lord knows how much cereal is in my lungs now.

Oh you scared my hamster who is knawing on my elbow. Tee he. He wouldn't fit anyone's bum. Especially my boyfriend. His arse resembles the permanent press function on a dryer. Tight bum of doom. Sorry
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Im glad you apologised.
You were scaring me.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Woo
Hope we see more of him. :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# woo woo
.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# i lvoe your site
espec the eels song that you did. massive fan myself.

Woo sir!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# That's really very special
Ten thumbs up to you sir!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Whoops
It's a weird feeling to wake up... put your feet in your slippers and find...

a hamster in your slipper.

Poor thing got left out all night and decided to sleep in my slippers. He got oatmeal for breakfast though. So I wouldn't call animal cruely just yet... Blargh. Too lazy to post my Bunny Comics yet, and they ARE so vulgar.

Tee hee.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# A picture of a hamster in a slipper you say?
I can't see it....


*cries*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# i dont think theres supposed to be a picture
just a funny little story

my hamster got let out once, i found it more than a year later crushed under a basket of hats and scarves
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# I don't know whether to
laugh or cry
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# It did get better....... right?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# i guess in the sense that it went to a better place...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# A slipper?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# When I was about 6 or 7
I put on my slippers one morning to find a large spider in one of them, been shit scared of them ever since.

100% Fact
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I let mine out like a house cat
He sure is big enough. Just have to watch the rolly chairs and dropping heavy objects. He usually crawls back to his cage on his own.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# my hamster's really wee
he'd get lost if he wasn't in his ball
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I understand how you feel
Slippers can scare the bejesus out of me as well!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Loon

;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with this post
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# seconded
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# What did I do wrong?
Please don't kill my hamster!! HAMMMMIEEEE!!! Now see what you've made him do. he's gone for a swim in my cereal milk.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# There are some who believe
posts without pics are threadwastes (I myself used to hold this view) but the faq now says these are ok as long as they are more than just "hello i'm bored etc"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# We need pics
Pics of cute animals doing cute things.

Or better yet, animate it. Animate it hard!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Kill
all hamsters. Squeaky little bastards!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hamsters don't squeak
(except mine does in his sleep)

shout at them for being noisy in their wheels at 3am instead
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# I once dug
a whole pond in my back garden whilst having this annoying riggle sensation in my foot. After much scratching through my shoe I decided to actually take the shoe off and was confronted by an angry mouse that was sleeping in there. He than ran away.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# fucking clown shoes
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# It wasn't
it was sleeping.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# OK.
How many

*waits*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# It's an unsolvable mystery
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# i dont thing they could with thier little
hands, perhaps they could call somebody else to do it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# damn for got to answer
its 2, if they are really small.

(and someone finds a way of getting them into it)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Oh
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# did he bite
my hamster would, he loves the taste of human flesh

i was recently told that mozzarella (the little fella's name) translates as 'little pinched off bit' which is pretty cute...until he nibbles you again

post a picture of said hamster, hamsters are cool
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# once, after a day's heavy duty walking
i left my boots outside overnight so as to get rid of the pong. when i tried to put them on the next morning, i felt a squishy resistance. i shook it out and it was a slightly-offended-looking toad, who promptly hopped away
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Kevin sees his chance
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Extreme Chimney Sweeping is here! Yay!
It can be found at www.extremesweeping.tk

:)

Oh, and I just sent out my weekly newsletter and it can be found at groups.yahoo.com/group/chimneysweepnewsletter/message/7

If you wish to subscribe to it, aa.1asphost.com/BackwardsStory/subscribe.html
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I like the fact that we both call it the same words, just in a different order.
The question is, am I wrong... or are you?
edit: what happened to the high score table?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# i already subscribe
*smug*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# balance of power
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# honey i'm home!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# hello babes
*kiss* *kiss*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# don't let your stalker see!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Correct.
I'm going to buy meself a little farm on Fiji. And I'm going to get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# good for you
tis THE END
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# You are good, how about
Why do women always leave me for total smegheads?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# easy.
stasis leak
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Ok last one
You could go double-dating with the elephant man, and he would be the looker!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# i know that one
'tis easy
'noon all
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# It's finally here!
you two are great. Can you tell me how difficult it is to set up a site where people can log in? You made that photoshop tennis thing, didn't you?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Freakimus is the expert on that
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# ok then
I'll just assume it's mind-buggeringly tricky and leave it to the pros
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# That tron guy
is my hero!! Brilliant!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# *waits*
*and waits*

*AND WAITS*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# same here
....

i hope it's good :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# seconded
I smell a bandwidth overload
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# uh oh
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# and me
there better be norks on the page.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# .
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Oi!
Now that is brilliant.

Woo + yay to you.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# hahahahaa lol
hehehe lol - very good

xxx 69
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# ahahahhahahahahaha
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
A most woo pic. Hurrah for you
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Most
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Bet he hasn't sold many.
Business is going at a snail's pace today.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
knock knock
"whos there?"
Big ish
...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# big ish
who?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# bigish haddock is gnawing off my left leg
because I gave it custard creams and it wanted burbons and also the world will explode in five seconds and I'm very hungry so can I use the telephone?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# You silly monk
that made me snarf my cereal and I'm not sure why... funnier things have passed me by. Oooo, I rhyme.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Sorry
but don't get it - yet?
Help anyone?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Help me!
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# still
haven't twigged...

Help!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# OK, ok...
What do Snails have that Slugs don't?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# YES! Fantastic!
Very good indeed - homeless!

About time I went home and had a rest I think!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# fnantastic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# ha ha ha.. ha
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# hoorah
woo and yay for snails!! (and mollusks in general)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Ha ha
most excellent

WYH
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Don't call me n***a, whitey...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# /\/\/\/\
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Ha Ha
Nice.

ducks
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I
thought about moaning, then remembered my principal of not moaning, then I found some irony in the fact that iPods are completely white.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ?
don't get it
explainavous s'il vous plait
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ron atkinson is a bit of a racist
and decided to broadcast this fact over international television

he was also the most annoying commentator ever so his resignation is really cause for celebration
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# indeedy
anyone surprised at his racist leanings?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# whatever happened to freedom of speech?
i find his comments appaling, but until it has an effect on his commentating it should have no bearing on his state of employ
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Yes but this always happens
look at Kilroy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# yes him too
i don't agree with their views, let me get that straight, but it should not be allowed to have a bearing on their position
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# he aired those views to millions
this reflects badly on ITV
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# racist or not
it was the 'fucking' and 'nigger' words that kinda caused him problems i think take away the racist part the first word is always gonna cause a commentator a few probs
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Freedom of speech
Well he hasn't been beheaded or sent to jail over it. Yet.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# ah, current affairs
It's hard to keep up with the latest news while trapped in the 16th century
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# nice one!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# My new Woo!
woo!
2nd ever animated gif...Ive wanted to do this for ages now...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# now that is
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# very Woo!!
..And a damn fine film too! Kill em all!! :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# If I become a teacher in the future...
I hope disipline rules have changed...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Spiffy,
And yay for battle Royale. Anyone seen the sequel? I cant seem to find it anywhere
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# it was on CD wow
region 1 for 6 pounds
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# CD who?
Cheers though. I think my flat mate tried to *cough* purchase *cough* it off the net a while back but had little luck.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Nope ..
..But a friend at work (who introduced me to the 1st film) has it on DVD i think .. I know he says its just as good as the 1st .. which is a rare thing in a sequel :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I havent seen it
But the guy that lent me BR after ages trying to get hold of it, has it so ill have to ask him if i can watch it...looks good but aparently not as good as the classic
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I have and was very distressed to find that it is
in fact, shit.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Awwww :(
.. Bugger!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# seconded
huge shame too :(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# woosome
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# ahhh battle royale
That beat takishi is awsome have you seen zatoichi?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# No
and neither has Zatoichi!

ahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# you tempt me to pearoast

edit/slightly biggyness
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I can't see it.
;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# yay!
'fight with gusto!'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# hello?
878k?
are you insania?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

also, WOO!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# close, that's what it's sposed to be but
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

is the current one bacause i cocked up the other file. Gimme 10 minutes
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# fucking hell!
880Kb?!? you've been here long enough to know better than that. Linky please
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Just got back from work

too nice not to get a round in who wants one?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# mine's a guiness
ta
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# i'm atually starting to get really rather miffed
that i'm not in the pub my god it sucks right to the hilt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# good thinking
to the pub...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# sounds like a good battle cry
up there with 'right you fucker, i'm going to do the washing up'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# yes!
pub!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Fionas best man arrived too !
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Pffft!
How silly, and yet so woo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
he's such a cock (obvious replies™)

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Seriously...
... what was so interesting there originally that the lady had to take a picture?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# a dog
i guess
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# that is ridiculous
and made me laugh out loud.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
the crowd's faces just make it great
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# *Snigger*
If only he could mow the lawn as well...

Unrelated: what's happened to I Slept with Beckham then?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# looks like
it has been taken off without further notice
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Ah, yes,
but why? Lawyers? Political pressure? The Illumanti?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# hehehehe
wooyay!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Arf!
Woo! Yay!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# bliemey.
i thought that was an out-take from paul mccartney's wedding at first glance.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ahahahahahaa
lmao !
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Woo to cock jokes
Is knobcheese in the buffet?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# That is wrong.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Redex
:(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

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