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# ning and grrrr


Had to get that beastie out of my head before starting work (and quickly, hence the seamlessnessess). It's now safely confined to the board where it can do no harm. Ahhhh.
(whizzo, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Rrrrespec' to bexendale and his massiv!


Dis is a shout going out!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# fo' shizzle.
aparrently.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ma nizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# why yes
I got it on sale from Marks and Spencers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# i prefer debenhams myself

cheaper food
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# And better shizzles
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I fucking hate
Westwood

woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# His dad's a vicar you know...
... and westwood worships at the church of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Hehehe
He apparently got very arsey with Moyles and his "Hanging with my bid dog, Clifford" shout-outs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Westwoooooooooo!
Wit' Bex on the dex n' stuff. An' Ron Atkinson is an East side playa now... Fo' Shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Maybe big ron has a career ahead of him as a white rapper

would show he is down wiv da homies.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Vanilla Nice
Or the Yeasty Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# . . . . ... .. . . . . ... .. . ... . . . . . . . . ...... . . . . . . . . . . . ..... . . . . . . . . . . ...... . ... . . ... . . . /. . .. . ... .. . . . ..... ... . . ... . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . ....... . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Yey
sweet nectar! woo hooupla yey
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# ahhh fluff so early??

fank u
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Woo
Although I don't get the morse code.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Woo! Fluffsome!
Great subject title, but what does it all mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Awww
s'lovely
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Nice
Is that morse code in your subject line?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# maybe
it's me playing air piano to underground by ben folds five. it's that kind of day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# it says
eeeesieeeesieseeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee
eseeseee
eiesieee
seeseieeieeeeeeee
eee
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# ah!
ei see!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# I haven't heard that song
in waaaaay tooo long!
Evryones happy underground...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# i'm going through all the happy summer songs on the lappy
it's great

MOUSE ON MARS! that's what i need from amazon
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# oh
ben folds five, awesome.

btw
I'm just listening to the archived b3ta radio show, from www.resonancefm.com/archive.htm I've never heard it before, boss is away today :o)

I must say it is most WOOSOME, and rob etc, don't sound at all how I thought, my mind is now awash with bizzare combinations of rob, etc and the voices i hear!
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, stuff
MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# g'
'ning
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# morning all...
have a slightly modified pearoast from last night ...

morning lady....

/edit - now linkified for you work peeps... ;)

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# After the night I've had...
... this is a most blessed sight indeed.

Good Porning B3tans.

Long may you brighten my pornings.

Mornings. I mean mornings.
(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha...
after reading your post, i thought it was gonna be a picture of Brian Blessed. you people have warped me.
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Sorry chief!
BRIAN BLESSED NEWS: A reliable source - TV Producer type - tells me that Bri is not only the LOUDEST VERBAL celeb he has encountered...

... his personal odour is equally voluminous.

Maybe t'was an off day.
(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Is that
allowed? I can see boobie/nork/titty
(pen-al™, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# no it's not i dont think

please linky good fellow
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# C*ck cushion
No message, I just like saying c*ck cushion
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# i like
the combination of those two words, a lot.
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmmh
fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Aww, sweet!
And look at her lil' stumpy arm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Just
switched on B3TA and what a lovely way to start a beautiful morning.....

.... and relax..
(Boomshanka, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# GC OR NOT - This is pure class
www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

bless him
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# GC'er than GC I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# yup
GC, still he has a beauty of an arse
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Breasts
I used to have a real Storm Troper Brest plate - but his guys class
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# To get to the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# haha
chicken+road=class
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# more, more
it gooood
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Hehe
Class
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Arfage!!



'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# thats class
that is. hehehe
(hazey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Well
recycled old bean.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# But why did it do it?
Jamaica?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Across The Severn Bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# ahahahahah
*mass mails it to everyone in companies office (3000 people) :P*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Yes old jokes are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Terry Nutkins dreaming of a shiny new finger.
Damn you otter! I want my fucking finger back!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# hah hah hah!
fantastic :)

is that a nose or a beak?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# *applauds respectfully*
*keeps otters at bay*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# OOOOHHHH

new finger alert!!


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# I know him I do...
... well I used to about twenty years ago. Used to bring tiger cubs down the pub in Woburn, Bedfordshire. Gets you served quicker.
(plankton, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# superb as usual
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Woo,
but what happened to his old finger? Did he leave it somewhere naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I was always under the impression
it was bitten off by a sealion, but I'm informed that it was savaged off the hand by an otter!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# yaaaaay!
there's not enough terry nutkins about this place!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# I'm on TV - well will be
I'm gonna be a Media Celeb Twat - my shit just made it onto a TV show!!! So Bling I can not see.
The Downloaded show
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# monty python wrote a song, you know.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sma spaaaaaaaaam, it's wonderful spaaaaaaam!
/python
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Just cos you aint got yopur shit on dont meen its spam bitch
So get of my fame dog.
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# well, that sure told me, didn't it?
What did it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Good call
My wings are like a sheald of steal!!
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# if you're going to do
a come-back make sure you spell correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# IM DYSLEXIC
Now would they pay a dyslexic twat like me to spam - me not think so I'm tesco material
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# then why do you only mis-spell simple words?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# they would.
every piece of spam i have seen seems to have been written by a 5 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Yeah.
Like Elvis.

I have no idea what this means
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# good
Very good

Naked Girls
we live together
Drunk Girls
(MasthaBlasta, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# god bless
WebSense
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# These are in no way NSFW
How totally appropriate for your boss to examine on your monitor.
(microsaulxp, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Just be thankful
You weren't called "bee-yatch"
Then it would most definitely be on, and we don' wan' no gang war, shootin' up our hood.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# "It looks like a rudimentary language, Doctor,
but it appears to be gibberish and unfluffy"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# basically put

"it's life jim, but not as we know it"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I can see
I am going to be in here some time - you guys are quick, phew I have my work cut out - respect
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# *arf*
I am impervious to your (s)pikey language.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# woo
the hummus is back

Hi hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# actually
the hummus is off to school, to steal an education off the taxpaying state.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# i'm payng for your education
so i demand that you stay here and dispense hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# ^
Is it good? can't go 'til Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# its fuckin amazing
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Not to sound a bit harsh
but have all five of your posts linked to viralchart?

And, if you don't mind me asking, is it as NSFW as your linkage yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Sorry I thought you'd like to know about it.
and I have only posted twice - so i thought the Pepsi one and this one - god you guys are paranoid - and I'm dyslexic
(bexendale, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# we like to know about generally interesting things
not things that are interesting to one person.

if we don't get the joke we can't laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Unless we're
stoned, then we can laugh at anything!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# last time i got stoned
i spent the next day pulling the rocks out of my back
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Except Jim Davidson.


...and cracker jokes / kitten harming / kenny everett

(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# good
very good and funny

xxx 69
Captain Stabbin
milf hunter
(MasthaBlasta, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Are you going to show us
what you got on there?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# are you that little girl?
ning everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Re: St. George's Day,
A Happy

Quantity: 1

cc : The English
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# and a happy st georges day to you

slay the dragon good sir knight
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
and Woo!

I'll be posting one later
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Aww
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# Wasn't George
supposed to be Spanish or Arabic or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Palestinian
The story was bought back from the Crusades.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Aaah, didn't know that
Let us celebrate by drinking and falling over
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# My local
Is putting on a "Traditional English Meal" to celebrate.
Beef Curry !
(I'd rather a nice Shish Kebab myself - with LOTS of Chilli Sauce)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# He walked like an egyptian

and held it like a duck
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Or Turkish, depending on who you believe
Bloody Turks, coming over here, resuing out damsels, killing our dragons

/Big Ron
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Going off topic..
did anyone read about Richard Desmond, onwer of the Express? Apparently he met up with executives from the Daily Telegraph, said they were going to be taken over by Germans and started goosestepping in front of them, Basil Fawlty style
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Yep,
good to see the pr0n baron go mental as Michael Howard is prasing him for his support for the Tories.

Rather stupid, really, since he works with and owes a lot of money to people of a nation who might not like his outburst.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# It woul appear
to be Racist Outburst Week..

The funniest bit was when the Telegraph people decided they'd had enough and started to leave, Dirty Des got his people to start singing Deutschland Uber Alles
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# You see,
Ron was unlucky (but I have no sympathy) that he was inadvertantly still on air.

Desmond does this is a room full of REPORTERS from a NEWSPAPER who don't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# In honour of the day...
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Poor Fluffy Dragon !
He's gonna get it.
My opinion of St. George (from earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
And to celebrate this I'll be sitting in a dark office whilst the sun blazes down outside...

grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
Yay us. England rocks. Slay the dragon / welsh / scots / french etc etc

Apparently, if you have a local pub named "The George", if you take an english rose in, they'll give you a free pint. At least that's what they said on GMTV this morning (Chegger's would never lie!)...
(Nefarious Tim, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Woo!
i'm in the middle of my St. George pic.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Hurrah
Let's celebrate. Although no-one does. Bloody Patrick get's all the credit for Patrons. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Groan
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I win :)
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo although not entirely relevant
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Looked much better in my head


(First time using Gimp, I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# "Furby ted"?
...Have a probationary WOO! cause i'm not sure if you're a nutter or not.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)
# Archbishop of CanterFurby
Tell me I'm not right, but to me the resemblance is uncanny.
See !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)
# blimeh!
hehehe... he loocks suspiciously fond of childs. I've got my eye on him....
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# He got Childs
A son and a daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# one of each?
I thought religeous people weren't alowed childs?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Apparently it's ok
Quote from his Biog on the Official Website:

"Since 1981, Dr Williams has been married to Jane Paul, a lecturer in theology, whom he met while living and working in Cambridge. They have a son and a daughter."

(That's the Trouble and Strife next to him in my photo)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# aha
well, you learn something new every day.
It's just a shame it's always b3ta that teaches me :D
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# What I learnt today
by Rev A-MOL (25 1/3)

A man's rectum is surprisingly elastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Have you
Shat a Brick ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Goatse joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I thought it probably was
but hoped it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# That's mainly the Catholics
The heathen church of this nation allows priests to marry.

Maybe that's why there is less untampered choirboys in the UK than in other parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Bloody Anglicans
*Splitters !*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo dance!
looks good! i have a furby in that colour
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)
# Archbishop Colour ?
How Rare !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ah the first Woo of the morning.

If Mostly harmless comes in later: Thanks for that pic. It was not at all disturbing.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:54, archived)
# i am here now
so ner
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)
# Ah well
'Ning to you dear.
Its jammie dogers or an apple for brekkie this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)
# OOOH
i just got tea and toast

fancy students... *grumble grumble*

NING dearie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)
# I have to go to a lecture
Until 11
and then piss about 'til 3.
I have a lecture from 3-5 :(
Did get to the pub eventually!
And will go the cinema tonight I think.
Then spend all weekend working :(
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# what a hard life you lead
i get to work all weekend for my sin's.
:O(

i would like a pic of you flying a plane whilst eating jelly if thats ok with you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# What pic?
I'm horribly comfortable at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)
# just a badly shopped pic of me
as tinky winky in a tutu
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Indeed
not a pretty sight but my eyeballs will recover.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# NING
i hate that word


ning
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)
# Spike Milligan
enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)
# ... along with
nang and nong

jibber jabber joo
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# See?
Usually I would be fucked off about this blatent waste of thread...

...but not today!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# jolly
good of you my good man
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# here here
old bean
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Fnar fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# ...in the girl's domitory?
With my reputation?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# at two o'clock on
a tuesday morning
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:52, archived)
# Seeing as you're in such a lovely mood
maybe my TJ won't piss you off either then.

Could someone please explain the meaning of "Golf Sale" to me?
4rthur won't tell me...
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# "Golf Sale"
I always presumed it's just from one of those signs that tend to be posted to lamp-posts and stuff by the side of the ride, directing you to budget purchases for the game of golf. They appear anywhere, at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:51, archived)
# so then
it's not, like glasscock, based on any particular thing that happened before I joined b3ta then?
Oh OK. thanks
(teasus likes tea, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# It was a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# ning!
i need one more album to get free delivery on amazon. i've got some wilt and some ben folds, what else is sunny and nice and good to listen to?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:54, archived)
# you must buy
kerbdog on the turn ( i'm guessing if you like wilt then you already got it though)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# or perhaps
the best summer album of all time

rocket from the crypt - r.f.t.c
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Ning

This is an accurate representation of how I owe three bits of coursework, and have no ideas. Feel free to do them for me :)
My poooooor student brain.
How's b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# 'ning all!
Woo! Nice piccure. I heart it.
edit: Whats the coursework on?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# engerish, and frainglais
English is 300000000000000 (thousand) words thing on the experiences of the soldiers in birdsong and catch 22, and french is a piece on la haine and a thing on immigration. 75 words (currently) needs to be 750.
I can see my self failing this year, and becoming a full time art-bum.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)
# Oooh,
I had to do Catch 22. I can't remember a word of what I wrote (eep! 10 years ago. Blimey) so unfortunately, I can't be of much use.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:53, archived)
# La Haine?
As in the film? With Mathieu Kassovitz? I thought it were great.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# three thousand words on catch-22
at least 1000 of that can be quotations from the text. there, I've cut your work by a third.
(gaz top's pop shop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# haha
and then 1000 from birdsong.... Bargain!
Fuck it, I'll just use quotations to form the entire body of the piece. My teacher DID say you can never use too many.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# I got to choose the book for one of my pieces
I picked Dependence Day by Rob Newman, forgetting it had a chapter on (checks w.a.s.'s profile, remembers in process of being cleared to do a PGCE) a erm, act that one the characters liked to perform with women he liked a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# hehe
oopsie.
rargh, I'm nearly 18. When I'm 18, the workd has to take me seriously, you know. That, and I can buy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# your coursework will be done...
£5 a page

(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)
# it's a deal!
At that bargain price... I can have twice what I've written, and it'd still only be £2.50
You wanna do the english, or the french :)?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Hes
gonna take your money...then run.
(Eywood, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# i can't
speak french so it would have to be English.

then run...
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# :( leaving me with
No monies, no work, and no chutzpah.
Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# I know
how u feel, I've been asked to do coureswork over the weekend (checky cnut)
(Eywood, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Know how you feel.
I'm low on hummus and might have to do work today. Damn my artistic block.

" don't much care for Boring people, bad music,and spelling mistakes."
Picked the wrong site, really, didn't ya? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# depends if you find
the delightful oddness and ecclectic combined tastes of b3ta, really.
as a rule, you're allthe most delightful nutters I've never spoken too.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# is that space
or spice?

anyway,
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# thats the wooest thing ever
*snibble*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)
# 9 HOURS TO THE WEEKEND!


'Ning one and all! For some reason, I'm in a good mood and nothing can piss me off! Not even twenty Ron Atkinson pictures in an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
# parrrtay!!!

'ning to you also
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)
# everything's good
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

/also feeling euphoric.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)
# Maybe it's the stars
Are you are a Sagitarius too?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)
# no
but i think it could be due to the star sol, which i am currently in orbit around
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# everybody dance!
life is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# Did somebody say Ron Atkinson Pictures?


Sorry. (Well, I'm not. It's the best thing I've ever done). Sorry though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:24, archived)
# Oh,
that's a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Okay,
-'s:
It's Ron

+'s:
It isn't the picture of Ron with a scarf held aloft
It isn't Nazi salute Ron
No Swastikas
Actually funny

Overall:
Pretty damn woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Only 9 hours....
Damn thats 9 hours of boringness.
(Eywood, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# hello eywood
but we've only got 6 hours of lovely boringness
woo yay
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Damn you,
erm... Moscovites?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:28, archived)
# if you have 9 take the easy option...
after you have had your lunch and you are coming back in trip up infront of the secretary so she can see everything but make sure that you trip on something like a book or a cone so that you can claim compensation. sue them and take the rest of the day off.
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# love it
Mornin' one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Mornin'
jolly polite of you.
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# indeed
kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# I'm down with that!
Woo to dancing!
have a friday pearoast.
Now leave it bees you pearoasting whore!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)
# But i still
love that
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Okay,
mushybees posting one of his animations, reducing mine to the level of a newbie who's level of expertise is "cut and paste, bollocks to blending", may tip me over.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:54, archived)
# i feel
terrible now.....

hides in box.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Damn Impatient Marmosets...

this is one dead board...
(kaibosh, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)
# quiet ?
Mind if I submit a Pier Oast ?

(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)
# *looks up "oast" *
...hahaha
(kaibosh, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:11, archived)
# That's
fantastic. Hop-eriffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)
# Look out, It's the D-Day Bidet.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# Ouch.
That is all :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 7:48, archived)
# That's strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 7:51, archived)
# What's the D stand for?
De-clagging?
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)

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