dammit i was holding out for the tapir oneif you breed enough tapirs eventually one will have beethoven's 12th on the side
but this one's just Bach
(but this one's just Bach
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:47,
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what do you mean Tapirs*are* this weeks challenge
waves hand in jedi mind trick style
woo pic!
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:49,
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waves hand in jedi mind trick style
woo pic!
Hahaha!You nut!
w/y/h
(w/y/h
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:49,
archived)
hahaha,someone will have to suggest it next week. :)
(
Sunshine Elephant,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:50,
archived)
and every week until they relent :)
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:51,
archived)
It was the board that votedTapirs were rejected by your peers.
(
Mystery_Bob,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:53,
archived)
foolish piersi blame blackpool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:53,
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i knowand i voted C anyway :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:54,
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bastard aristocrats!up the working classes
*flies red flag*
(*flies red flag*
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:54,
archived)
UP THE REVOLUTION"you may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword,
you may be burned to death
or flayed alive or worse
but when them come for you
you shall not feel the need to run
for tho you die, LA RESISTANCE lives on!"
(you may be burned to death
or flayed alive or worse
but when them come for you
you shall not feel the need to run
for tho you die, LA RESISTANCE lives on!"
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:57,
archived)
They may cut your dick in half
And feed it to a pig
and though it makes them laugh
when you dance a dickless jig
but thats the way it goes
you shall not feel the need to run
for tho you die, LA RESISTANCE lives on!
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:59,
archived)
And feed it to a pig
and though it makes them laugh
when you dance a dickless jig
but thats the way it goes
you shall not feel the need to run
for tho you die, LA RESISTANCE lives on!
i guess i'll repost this as a compo entryClick here!!1!
Edit: or not.
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:44,
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Edit: or not.
That's not defying physicsI've seen them do that stuff in the Matrix.
(
Kolonel,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
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My friend has just had her first babyShe said it was like passing a marrow.
Still, the kid obviously has talent.
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
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Still, the kid obviously has talent.
That'llbe the extra brains. Or marrow power. Yeah, marrow power.
(
Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:44,
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*winces*Very woo
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:46,
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Thanks/scribbles in note book
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:03,
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hehehewoo
Thank the lord for being male and never having to go through all that
(Thank the lord for being male and never having to go through all that
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:48,
archived)
NEW CHALLENGE"When the laws of Physics pack up!"
Physics is great - it stops our cornflakes from floating into space, but what happens when physics breaks? Crack open photoshop and show us this world of scientific chaos!
(Physics is great - it stops our cornflakes from floating into space, but what happens when physics breaks? Crack open photoshop and show us this world of scientific chaos!
Mystery_Bob,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
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YayThat was my second choice.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
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mine tooeven though i didn't say so when we were voting :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
archived)
a good challenge.though dissapointingly tapirless. :)
( Sunshine Elephant,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
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anarchy!when the laws of physics the board pack up!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:46,
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Tapirs breaking the rules of physics!Travelling beyond the speed of light, defying gravity, and dropping some toast that lands butter side up. yay!
(
TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:48,
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The tapirs curse your soul(but secretly I'm happy coz fucked up physics is funnier)
( Kolonel,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
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Hoorah! Tapirs!*la la la not listening la la la la*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
archived)
Couldn't it be... "When the laws of Physics spack out!" pretty please?
( butchbint,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:50,
archived)
hmmlike as for Archimedes Plutonium?
/ob scure references 'r us
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:04,
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/ob scure references 'r us
even with sound effectsholy optimisation, batman!
(
sinisterduck,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: When the laws of physics pack up"){kind=small}
more compo rp'ness
rp 1894701
also newton+apple related, but relies on an obscure film poster...
He's made aright tit out of himself again?
(
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:56,
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my poor, poor eyeswoo
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:40,
archived)
Hahahaha!/resists urge to repost
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
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Fight it, fight it!!!Oh dammit, just post it.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
archived)
I daren'tas I reposted it yesterday.
Here's the url if you like
www.webbyfeet.co.uk/demi.jpg
(Here's the url if you like
www.webbyfeet.co.uk/demi.jpg
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
archived)
If it's that wooIt should be reposted.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:47,
archived)
I am nowdisturbed
Considerably
(Considerably
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
haha!I never knew he was her dad.
Some Moore wallpaper here
(Some Moore wallpaper here
mozza,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
She'sa Pro. Slang for prostitute....
er...i'll get me coat :/
(er...i'll get me coat :/
noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:36,
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meow
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:38,
archived)
'Ning! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
don't apologiseit presumes your opinion is of some value
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
Youmiserable old bastard
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:44,
archived)
he he hei love you, in a non-gay way
( noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:47,
archived)
*Hugs Ugly*In a non-gay way
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:48,
archived)
tsklurkers with pretensions that they're the judge of all that is funny really get my goat. can i have him back please?
woo to the pic btw!
(woo to the pic btw!
baby wet ones,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:55,
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Arf!'Ning, all :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:36,
archived)
ning!how goes?
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:38,
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Great thanks :)Sorry things don't seem to be going so well for you though :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:40,
archived)
ive sort of been expecting itso ive had time to get used to the idea
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:41,
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:(The right one is out there somewhere :) Promise.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:43,
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SPANG!SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!
Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
*dances around mother's still twitching corpse*
Oh... Whoops...
(Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
*dances around mother's still twitching corpse*
Oh... Whoops...
TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
OUCH!Have you been drinking again?
/mops up own blood
(/mops up own blood
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:41,
archived)
I'm high on a banana, mango and apricot smoothiePlus lack of work.
Sorry for the brain damage...
SPANG!
Damnit.
*puts spade down*
There. Should be safe now.
Ning!
(Sorry for the brain damage...
SPANG!
Damnit.
*puts spade down*
There. Should be safe now.
Ning!
TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:46,
archived)
You loon!Everyone knows fruit is illegal. Oh, hang on...
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:47,
archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAbrilliumpt
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:37,
archived)
Yes sir, we can boogie
But it needs a certain spong...
/coat
sinisterduck,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:34,
archived)
pfft*adopts Jools Holland voice*
'Boogie...Woogie'
Is it possible to like Jools Holland but not like boogie woogie? Can it work?
('Boogie...Woogie'
Is it possible to like Jools Holland but not like boogie woogie? Can it work?
mozza,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
yep...i dont like rythm and blues normallybut his concert was fantastic
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
Woo to that.I might make this for the pub tonight
It's for all the people who don't listen when I say I'm not too bothered and carry on talking about it to me anyway
(It's for all the people who don't listen when I say I'm not too bothered and carry on talking about it to me anyway
Hankster,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:32,
archived)
i'd buy that:)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
As would I......perhaps also a "Do I look Like a F**king Vending machine?" front with "I don't give change" on the back
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:42,
archived)
Personally I like football.But that is an excellent idea...and would work for so many different things...Big Brother, Soaps, Death of Ronald Reagan.
hmmm...quick...tag it.
Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
I have no problem with it as suchIt's just that even after stating that I know nothing about it, the person still goes on and on. That's when I get pissed off.
( Hankster,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:40,
archived)
They just don't stopdo they?
It happens to me too.
(It happens to me too.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
archived)
YAAAAYI want one.
I want one now to wear for work tonight.
(Speaking of which, I had better get to bed)
(I want one now to wear for work tonight.
(Speaking of which, I had better get to bed)
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
ooohi could do with one of them! seems to be all anyone in my office is capable of talking about at the moment.
(
TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:44,
archived)
Doesn't it make yousick?
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
archived)
certainly does.....as did the fact that it took me over an hour longer than usual to get home last night as they kept cancelling trains due to "lack of available crew"...hmmm - wonder where they might have been?
( TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:50,
archived)
that'sexactly what i was attempting to do! bastards.
( TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:55,
archived)
It's almost, but not quite, a turkey shootWoo!
( TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:37,
archived)
That's ace!Although how do they draw their guns when the holster is holding down their wings?
( Kolonel,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:38,
archived)
wellthey're not known for their brain power are they? ;)
( kitty_cat,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:41,
archived)
Turkey Shoot 2This time, they shoot back!
/end cheesy film title suggestion
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:39,
archived)
/end cheesy film title suggestion
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffthahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pure genius
(pure genius
the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:26,
archived)
Ah!So it's him who controls the buggers!
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:27,
archived)
hahahahahahahfab! Woo! I have met Mr Derren several times, nice chap.
( noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:35,
archived)
no,but he had scary velvet trousers on!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:45,
archived)
are you sure?maybe he used his mind powers to make you believe that...
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:40,
archived)
I wantto get a very highly polished glass box, put three mimes in it, seal it and leave it in a busy town centre one Saturday.
It'll be so nice watching everyone clap as they suffocate.
(It'll be so nice watching everyone clap as they suffocate.
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:38,
archived)
Is it just me......or is this product made from old Atari Jaguar units?
www.imaginsystems.com/
It's even got a game cartridge in it...
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:23,
archived)
www.imaginsystems.com/
It's even got a game cartridge in it...
funnyenough it does look like a jaguar mounted horizontally..
(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:26,
archived)
yepLooks like a Jaguar with the infamous Jaguar CD add-on spray painted white.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:31,
archived)
hehehbut damn, kirsten dunst is fiiiiiiiine
(
abcdefghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz123,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:24,
archived)
I have nearly worn my Spiderman DVD outBy having the wet t-shirt scene on endless repeat.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:24,
archived)
Don't joke about that - it was a particularly troubling time for Peter Parker when he turned into the man-spiderNearly as bad as when he got trapped in that parallel universe where he was just a cartoon character.
(aka woo!)
((aka woo!)
TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:25,
archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwoo
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:36,
archived)
I know, the guy holding theballoon doesnt have ears..spooky.
woo to pic!
(woo to pic!
Paper Tiger,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:22,
archived)
that is fucking brilliantas always
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:21,
archived)
I find you unnerving.it, sorry, not you.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:22,
archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!Yay! It's terrifying!
( TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:22,
archived)
reminds meof the Don Hertzfeldt Balloon animation - slightly disturbing
woo to evil balloons!
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:22,
archived)
woo to evil balloons!
I want 1 tooIf it makes me that happy!
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:23,
archived)
yaaaaaaaayi want one too
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:23,
archived)
Wooful. chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:25,
archived)
Oh splendid.very good.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:26,
archived)
woo! Y&HIt is almost like Rooney's head on a string...
...what a thought!
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:29,
archived)
...what a thought!
haha!woooo!
Edit: If they're 100% unbio, what are they made of?
(Edit: If they're 100% unbio, what are they made of?
Kolonel,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:20,
archived)
there's only one sausagebird leftendangered specie...eats whatever he can find
(
olivier8 (euroloon),
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:28,
archived)
himmembres.lycos.fr/olivier8888888/hpbimg/sausagebird4b3ta.jpg
membres.lycos.fr/olivier8888888/hpbimg/smelly.jpg
(membres.lycos.fr/olivier8888888/hpbimg/smelly.jpg
olivier8 (euroloon),
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:22,
archived)
looks like it's time for the mindbleach for you:)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:25,
archived)
Martinawasn't happy with the umpire's decision...
(
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:12,
archived)
isn't she lovely?isn't she wonderful?
isn't she special?
(isn't she special?
butchbint,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:13,
archived)
Unless she knowsa woman with an extremely oversized clitoris.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:16,
archived)
did you seethe June Sarpogn clitoris-the-size-of-a-plum post yesterday..??
*still shuddering*
(*still shuddering*
madrabbi,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:19,
archived)
thankfully I missed that*phew*
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:21,
archived)
for some reasoni read that as fist
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:20,
archived)
hahahahahahahahahaabsolutely top tongue-in-cheek action there
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:13,
archived)
It looks like she's holding a GLASS COCK!Hahahaha!1!!!!ononeeleven!!
(Woo!)
((Woo!)
TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:15,
archived)
does anybody else rememberthe "Pub-a-van"
or did I just dream it?
Edit: It's true! but I need more info!
(or did I just dream it?
Edit: It's true! but I need more info!
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:12,
archived)
I don't remember it,but it sure sounds like a bonzah idea!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:13,
archived)
126kwould be ok.
Kiss the dial-uppers.
(Kiss the dial-uppers.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:09,
archived)
slightly off topic but..Anyone got tips on who to go to for broadband? Have moved and BT are trying to sting me for an extra months rental, having to pay an engineer to come out, and rehire their equipment. This and the fact they suck makes me want a new provider but I want a flexi contract as I may only be in property for couple of months so don't want 12 month tied up contract.
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:17,
archived)
Me and some friends use VirginWe like it cos we're students and it doesn't tie us into 12 months, so if we move out, we don't have to keep on paying. £24.99/month, inlcudes free set-up, buy your own modem, unlimited amount of stuff you can download each month. Is good, pretty reliable. Very fast activation too.
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:21,
archived)
Unfortunately notso need to get my broadband back in action for some pr0n materials again.
(,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:24,
archived)
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