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# Oh captain my captain...

just messin' with creative sweeet!
(lebowski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# i prefer
arty dessert

but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# They should have left him in the arctic,
the boring twunt.

Woo nontheless!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# hear hear
who wears wings on his head anyway?! sheesh
(lebowski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Captain Arrogant Country!
saves only americans! with his shield of dullness!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Posting for old dead bloke that used to be Last of the Summer Wine
(FieldingMellish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
poor steven
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Balding Dave Seamen
in the back there.


/seamEn or seamAn..? hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] David Seamen
Bloody Hell, You're right...nice tie david
(Anak, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] the unexpected occurence of retrocyclic fusion
means H-bombs last longer, oooh baby!



rp 2668827
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I have no idea
what all that means...but I like the bouncy bomb, so woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Hmm... radioactive penetration
Woo.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That looks kinda dirty to me
heehee
(Narin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# grrrr baby
EDIT: This don't help. I think I must be on heat.
EDIT 2: excuse me while i look for my rabbit
(bldcel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(Just what I was thinking)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] When the laws of physics pack up: b3tans just head down the pub as normal


Right click and save target as to watch them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I get a codec error there
and can only hear them... but I think I saw them before
*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# it's a divx thing 5.1 I think
I don't think you were there but you may have seen them in Brighton.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Ah...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# how weird and wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# if you've seen Phoenix Nights
the top one reminds me of the Peter Kay bouncer a bit, looking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# hehe, yeah.. true
who are all the people? i think i saw SSG.. but i might be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Did you know...
...that you can actually get a brain condition that means you see everything normally except peoples' faces, which look like the video clips.
(chrisb, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Reversed gravity.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Nicely mashed
Although her hair should go up as well?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# No, it only works with her
boobs.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# It has.... oh, you mean the other hair....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Her name is Hilary
It means "she who's bosoms defy gravity"

Anyone know WTFIBOA?

Woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Yes, but I can't say why
It's Top Secret
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# nice norkage
indeed
(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# yay for floaty norks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# For no reason,
Clicky for 454KB anim

i decided to make it bigger, check out the cool scar by the way!

MOD EDIT: Sorry, that's just a bit big for the board.
(The Munky, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Ahhh hahahaha!
Will it be running in Sport Relief?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# 454KB is a bit too big for the board
the normal maximum is accepted to be 200 - 250KB, certainly no more than that.

Could you possibly make that a link please... thanks.

Think of the dial-uppers!

If the image didn't wobble so much, the filesize would be much smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# haha
use coffeecup gif animator
(Erdos, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# woof! woof! woof! woof! woof! woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# nice mutt
but is it "fucking massive gif day" today?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# sorry...
for the size, im new! :o)
i'll work on it!
(The Munky, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Speak clearly, Ernest!

Number 4 in an increasingly obscure series.
Schrodinger
Heisenberg
Pauli

[note: be careful when searching for images of 'beaver']
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Spiggot by name, spiggot by nature.
You Unidexter you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# You fill me
with inertia.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# And Sir Arthur Steeb-Greebling fills me
Frogs and Peaches
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# On
thy belly shalt though go and dust shalt thou eat
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I've got this bluebottle in my bathroom.
He thinks he's Keats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I understand 1 out of 4
now I feel stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# well, I've been teaching ravenzs to fly underwater
how do you think that makes me feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I
started with one bee and used it to attract some others
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# And the entry is free is it?
Entry, yes, is free - but the exit is very, very expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# pearoast - that sorta fits the compo

btw - does anyone know of any good msn groups alternatives ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Alternatives to MSN?
How about buying webspace?

There really isn't anything better than MSN out there (for b3ta purposes) that is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# i ran
out of space :(
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Just create a new Hotmail account
and either use it to join your current group, or start another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# ok, i will just set up a new account
im just worried my other account will be deleted due to lack of use
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# They will warn you
before they delete it.

You just need to go and fiddle with it to keep it active.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Sign up for another account
under a psuedonym.

and optomise your images a bit better to conserve space?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# can't you set up another account?
/doesn't use msn
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# photobucket
dat be what I use anyhoo
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# /unlurks
Greetings one and all.

Today is my 30th birthday.

I got an England shirt, a great shag, breakfast in bed and bucks fizz (not the band, sadly) in bed this morning.

I rocked into work about 10ish, was in the pub by 1 and have just returned.

Later, I will be drinking heavily.

To mark the occasion, I challenge you to give me your best. Be it woo yay or hoopla, make me laugh this afternoon, all the way till home time.

GO!
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# You
forgot to re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I'm still here
Will /relurk later
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)
# made this for my own 31st, but you can have it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Aces
/relurks
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# 30eh!! Your catching me up now....


sadly not funny, but she is cute.....
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I like the way she's preparing to 'guide me in'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
#
actually preparing to offer me some gentle hand action*

*may not be true, but I wish it was....
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Either way,
she's a saucy minx and I like it!
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# *unzips flies*
*removes cock*

(see what I did there?)

*refluffs*

Happy birthday. But how about YOU make US something? Preferably with kittens, but I'd accept tapirs or monkeys, and elephant shrews would probably be top trumps.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I have
i) no photoshop
ii) very limited hosting abilty
iii) i'm sloshed
iv) at best it would be a normal pic with an mspaint cock drawn on

so I thought best to leave it for now...
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# nice lurkage
drink and shag until you have disgusting liquids coming from as many orifices as possible

(my knee hurts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# HA HA
I made a mate snort lager out of his nose during the England France match. He was stoned and had the giggles. Long story, but he sprayed all over the pub, which was ace. Even better was later in the week I reminded him of this by e-mail, and made him snort tea out of his nose.

YAY!
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
#
(don't tell him Pike!!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Happy birthday
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping one in the morning. He told her that the couldn't help it. She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out". The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Christmas morning. Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed Christmas pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal. Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter. He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you". "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Heh
 
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Beautiful
Brought a tear to my eye!
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# here's a happy birthday especially for you
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# *snort*
Arf!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# piss on dude
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Sensational
I dig that the most.
(Grey Triggerfish, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# meet
Kent McCord. He has a jawline.

www.kentmccord.com/gallery/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Awwwwww....
KILL IT!!!!


w/y/h

'noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# 'noon sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Eep!
Killitkillitkillit!

Fantastic bit of shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# last time I saw him
He had a different head.

(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I made a propper redex for Firefox users
to replace the default one:



The default one should be in this location on your computer unless you have a different configuration: C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\res
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# yay!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# That's funky
Quick question: What was your old name (and current website URL) all about? Is it just a random letter/number combination or have I missed something?
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# my name is Mike Kitchen
i originally wanted mikek.net or .com but both were taken as i recall so i replaced two letters with numbers and ended up with m1k3k
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# does it have to be little?
i fancy a page wide banner proclaiming a balls up. loud and proud
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# It should really be
a small, transparent box with the word "image" written in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# I've done a few of them
kind of - I think

www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# testing...


ps. i tried making one which was HUGE and said [FUCKED]

doesn't work..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# yay! works for me :)
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# yay! and me!
horah!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# does it work?
EDIT: yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
its borked!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 18:26, archived)
# thanks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Woo Yay!
I have installed it and it looks fab! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] quick 'n' dirty
(eitd, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# gyro's turn back the clock?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# You read
my mind
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# gyro's make time go backwards!
huzzah, pass me the phone!
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Gyro
time spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for comp
(gusset, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# groan
but woo for making einstien look fat
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I suspect
this will be a repeated theme throughout this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# fat einstien
doing b/w artwork?
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# *points down*
Der-der-der-der... der-der... der der
Can't touch this!

Was that him? Can't remember. Nonetheless I have it stuck in my head now. Curses.

Woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# That was indeed him.
Yet that also reminds me of A Fish Called Wanda.
*Points down* Touch his dick and you're dead!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# A fish Called Wanda reminds me of hermaphrodites,
which reminds me of transexuals,
which reminds me of big brother,
which reminds me that I wasted an hour of my life last night waiting to see the "fight night", only for the entire thing to be a massive anticlimax.
Such is life.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i did say it was a repost
it was funny about 8 years ago ... honest!
(gusset, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# I have a feeling I may be posting this with some frequency ...
www.b3ta.com/board/3346903
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Dr. Scholar
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lawsofphysics/
I salute you
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, couldn't resist!
When physics goes wrong...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# huh?
physics silence exam please? *looks puzzled*


:P
(nigger kid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Basic
yet amusing.
Maybe I've had too much beer.

Woo!
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I think you'll find
that there is no such thing as too much beer!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# seconded
(my knee hurts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I'd like to point out that I nearly had too much beer last
Saturday, and have only just made a full recovery.

It could, of course, be that I am an old git.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# you must be
in need of a higher maintenance alcohol programme - binge drinking is only a problem for those of us who do not maintain a steady stream of alcohol abuse
(my knee hurts, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# 2nd-ed
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Yay!
Reminds me of physics GCSE, many moons ago. Fell asleep for two hours during the exam due to excessive boozage the night before. Still got a B, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# What will Stelios think of next?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# oh yes
"In the money news today, shares in the Easy group rose 500-fold in less than two minutes"
(Willboy:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Well, without stating the obvious,
I would etc...

but there's no phone number!!!!
*phones 118 118....*
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I claim my
frequent fly-her points!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# do you have to wash her
before you take her back - like you have to with their cars?
(gusset, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# just a quick splosh from a bucket...
Like you do with the cars, and empty the ashtray....

Just remember, someone else has to use it/her next and does'nt want a soggy, dirty seat.....
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Gravity suddenly becomes male
and he has a dirty mind. (or maybe its just me..)
(Narin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# y is her hair still down?
ey?
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# It's selective gravity
Fool!!!!!!!!
(Narin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# ah
sorry
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Related TJ:
If gravity was reversed and everything that normally falls to the ground went upwards, what would happen to helium balloons?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# teh would still rise
but faster, because there is no gravity working on the baloon bit


Edit:i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# correct
edit: ooh actually it depends
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Smart thinking
makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# They would try to get "above" the air.
If gravity were pulling air upwards, the balloon would go to the ground I think.

It's a silly question really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# no
cos the air would've fucktoff
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Helium floats because it is lighter than air,
not because it is effected differently by gravity. Actually, in that case, I think they would stick to the ground. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I wonder
The effect of mass would be reversed. So the mass of the earth would repel the atmosphere, taking the balloon with it. Possibly.

I recommend you take a deep breath and hang on to something sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# oo no no no no ... you'll want to avoid sturdy things
sturdy things have a lot of mass
you don't want to be near anything with mass when gravity changes direction
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I meant
the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Wouldn't it just not move?
Unless someone pushed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# they'd splode into a zillion smithereens
same as everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# thats no moon!
.
(Kez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Nice
knickers
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# That woman has the longest waist
or lowest crotch ever. And top sponging!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] My first challenge entry...


Albert had the feeling he should have taken out the extra 'p' when he told his wife about superstring theory
(philbo baggins, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# mmmmmm
supperstring :)

badam-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i'm not a scientific man
but i fail to see any connecting to physics.

maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Well, bandersnatch got the joke...

If you're not into supperstring (oops, superstring) theory, here's another take on the same thing: N-Dimensional Space
(philbo baggins, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# thats a bit woo
I would do something about carbon nana tubes ivolveing old ladies but frackly i'm talentless aND IT TO NEAR PUB TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Ooh. Friday afternoon.
Time to do my bit for work prevention and link to my Tales of the Unexpected remake...

It lives here.

Warning - probably NSFW. And you're going to need some speakers, or you'll never hear what's going on. Not even if you concentrate really, really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Holy cock!
I've been on b3ta two years (well, nearly).
Huzzah for cocking about on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:24, archived)
# young
whippersnapper
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# old
hag
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# you love
my wrinkly bits
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I think we all have
at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# UNESCO
has declared me a world heritage site
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# You're OLD! And a geordie!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# and
I have a high head reflectivity factor
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
Bald people are funny. Apart from Patrick Stewart. He's a humourless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
But I have to say... I was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Then you are a sick, sick man.
Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Brandy snaps
thats rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)

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