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[challenge entry] Cold Air Balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Arf arf arf
Clever.

TJ: GC, but still makes me laugh, the Tit Shop.
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# nsfw?
or are we talking blue/great/lesser-spotted here?
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# It's
purely ornithological.

Except the right hand side bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Shouldn't it be plummeting?
/realises this compo is about physics gone wrong, so it doesn't matter
(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# woo
AND YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Best yet
i reckon



so there
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# That's the sort of thing we want!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Thats woo
I can't fault the logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Der Vaalk Generator


Sorry!
(WhatWouldBuddhaDo?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# ARF!
woo!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# ta
that am be mine first postage
(using this username)
(WhatWouldBuddhaDo?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# We are using a Van Der Vaalk generator in my new movie.
I'm playing Dr Doodlestein's mutated assistant. I have three close-ups, a double anal, and a lesbian rape scene.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# when's it out?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# You'll have to ask my agent.
Sidney Finkelburg. He knows. I've got to really act in this one. He says I am the next Ginger Lynn, except I'm not a ginger.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# oh
lucky you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I hope I don't shit down my leg this time.
It was SO embarrassing.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# thats what it is


source pic
(mixtapes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# "Hear, hear"
*waves papers*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Dear god man
are you trying to start a bandwagon?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# uh oh
(mixtapes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Here we go!!!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# yeah....
Say no to EMU!

(coding_monkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Why? What did he do?
I know his dippy american accent is a tad irritating, but whatever happened to freedom of speech?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Who's emo?
I was thinking of the musical sub-genre...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Emo Phillips
Comedian geek schtick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I was thinking Sesame Street...
... but then remembered that's Elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking
..and if it is then I disagree and say yay for emo! =)
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# david beckham looks worse for wear,
but nice to see his wife doing a splendid job protesting none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# right on man!
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVEEEERRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Whats
wrong with the Electric Light Orchestra?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] a lesson in physics
(give to ian, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha haaaa!
Very silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# that'll hurt in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Noon grandma dear!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# i'm fine ta, long time no see. going out to Bradford later
for father reminiscing which'll be fun, cos i get a curry after it (SCORE)

how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Well I'm a bit good
Moving home tomorrow tho :(
Not looking forward to it one little bit
and my pet rat died this morning :(
but I passed them all so I'm still in shock a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# yeah well done on your exams
WOO TOO YOO

sorry to hear about your rat, and your homeward bounding-ness
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I read that as...
My pet rat died.... I gassed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# wooyay!
That made me smile.
(bonaroo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# It does make you blind?
Woos, then:

*panics*
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I've heard of
eye damage due to excessive spunk...could just be a rumor, though.
(give to ian, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Well I've been covered in it before...
...and I have 20/20 vision.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Yay!
So very true, so very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# that's some good animating,
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# i drew a kitten in paint
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# and it is rather spiffing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I like his mean
expression. :)
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Yay!


***
Has anyone else got their copy of "The Metro" handy?
The front page of Beckham and Rooney is just begging to be sent in to Viz's "Up The Arse Corner".
***
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# and very nice it is too
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I am bored
I am bored
I am bored
andhavehadnothingtodoalldayexceptdrinkteaanddrawpictures...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I suggest a wank.
Always a good waste of 5 minutes....
er, i mean half an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# i think
it's a very good drawing.
(bonaroo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I was talking about the wank not the drawing.
Yes the drawing is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Tea
After my 12th cup this afternoon, i decided to venture off to sainsbury's for something fancier. Result: 'mint madness' flavoured Options.

Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# When
it gets to the point of drinking "crazy flavour" beverages, I normally go off and do something useful. That doesn't happen often though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# May i suggest that you have a refreshing
pint of beer (you're personal choice of course) at a local hostelry that you often frequent.
Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Here...
members.aol.com/whipgrrl2/lennon.jpg

Check out this fan art... and take a look at Jonh's writing implement.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I'm
scared...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# crap.

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# That white man on the right has got black arms...
hang on, that's no whi...

W00
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# typical
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# fuck me
he's wearing a talking badge!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# the miracles of modern science eh?
.
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I was thinking that.
Can't love b3ta that much, it's not a talking b3ta badge.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I'm upset
I've lost my kitten and furtive badges :'( damn things fell off the strap of my bag
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# he is wearing an imposter
furtive t-shirt pssh!
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# the badge is either
a cock or a badly drawn goatse.

Sigh. See what b3ta has done with my mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# SPANG!
kill it kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Sigh...
(biajw, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# this is one bandwaggon that i actually still enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# *SPANG!*
You were asking for that.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# NOOOOO!
Hit it harder next time
I saw them twitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!


is he dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# ohh harder harder
i mean, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Hmmm
Maybe
once more for luck
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# *gets out supersize shovel*
SPANG!

*checks pulse*

*SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!*

That should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Frying pan every time...
(Erik Bloodaxe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Thankyou for my username mash
Tis lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# That's a point...
Did you ever do me?

(Ooo-er missus etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# no
but i will if you say the magic word
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# COCKBADGER!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# okay then
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# when people are imaginative
like this one
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# meh
homer was done at least once during the Great iPlague
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# *gouges eyes out*
*bleeds profusely*
*dies*

aaaarh! the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod the ipod

Nowt personal, like.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Not taken personally...
I hate this bandwagon too but was bored and uninspired...

Sorry...
(biajw, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# bah! apologising is for the weak!
brazen it out!
take the spanging like a man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# It's not that bad a
post :(
(biajw, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Ne'er mind
I like your mouse flip thingie and that stonehenge wotsit like wot you done, so you shall be forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Ugh
I thought that bandwagon ran off a cliff....
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I've began noticing lots of iPod people on the Streets.
They can only be noticed by the dribble what comes out of their mouths.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# That sentiment
would have carried a lot more weight if it had been expressed in half-competent English.

/mini iPod owner
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Pfft


Yay for Grammar
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Grammar, I love you! Grammar, I do!
/St Winnifred's
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Just like your use of hyphens...
...HA HA HA HA HA

And I'M a monger! What's your excuse? Oh, you're an emotionless iPod person.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# ummmm ... are you being a cunt?
It's a little hard to tell.

Fortunately I'm off to the pub and I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# You started it bozo.
Anyway, go down the pub and plot your drab takeover of my beautiful planet. See if I care.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Tree Bach
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Is that a Horse Chestnote tree?
Sorry, but the laws of punnage demanded I said that
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# thats
Oakay

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Now I'm hurting
thanks to what can only be acorny return shot
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# ah
i'm sycamore tree jokes ashely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# beech ure to make it a good one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I'm sure it will be with you at the 'Elm.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# i woodn't be so sure
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Fir goodness sake... it's not that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# I may be wrong
but I am expecting written conifermation that this may be reaching the bottom of the pun barrel
(derren, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# its time
someone twigged
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# nope
still many old chestnuts to go yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# tree mendous punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I think we should leaf it at that
it hurts
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# you want to give up?
SAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I would not say such things if I were yew
.
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# but you seem to have a
deep rooted fear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I just pine for the days of
proper puns, Whiteley-style
(dregan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# yes
we really need to spruce up our punning skills round here
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah, what a plank (of wood)!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# careful he might take a fence
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Say what you really think
no need to beat around the bush!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Tree-mendous!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# It maple ease you to know that i can't think of any more
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Firs fir, there's no need to be beechy
/coat
/axe
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# PALM DOWN!
PALM DOWN

(In Scouse accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Conifer give you that terrible pun?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I oak so
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Watch it, or I'll set Justin Timber lake on you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# maybe you should tryu to branch out into
other things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# or Michael LumberJackson
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# that would be a bit of a
monkey puzzle for Bubbles, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Yes a tough deciduous to make
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Leaf it out mate!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# its really tricky to
get chlorophyl into a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Try really hard...
and you'll be maple to do it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# people are beginning to run
rings round me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Mabe you should
Birches a good joke book?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# oak kay
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I conker
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Ah, the punnage
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# OUCH, the punnage is painful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# bach?
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# and for accuracy the
music is actually from my 'Bach for unnaccompanied flute' book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# awwwww
I now have an image of a little shiny woodwind instrument sitting all alone in a practice room whistling mournfully to itself

n.b. drugs are bad kids ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# its old enough to look
after itself now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Looks more like The Larch Ascending
by Vaughan Williams
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] A short film on Einstein's Twin Paradox (not broken but wrong)

sorry for biggness, couldn't get it less without being totally unreadable.
Even Bigger Version
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# if that is the rocket from tintin
then double-woo
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Blistering Barnacles!
Thanks.
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Teeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Apparently...
...I ate my own twin in the womb. Just like Elvis.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# You must have been hungry to eat a sibling!
I was just lazy and didn't turn around when I was in the womb so I was breach, and then caesarian.
Mum's fault for being 43 and me being her first (and only) child.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I was starving.
It was my only option.

I'm not surprised your mother didn't want any more. Her poor tumpsy must have been throbbing like billy-oh.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# And the fact she was old.
For 1986 anyway.
Women have kids in their 50s now. Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Do you think that because your mum was old...
...that you didn't get enough nutrients. My mum was nearly sixty when she had me. That's why I'm special needs. But now I'm in porno, so she can stick it up her bony butt. I'm the first person with Trisomy 21 to be in porn. My stage name is Brenda Saddlebags.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I got plenty of nutrients... they're all in my hips and arse...
... grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# I've had all my nutrients put in my bosoms.
It's tax deductable.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# I've always had my
suspicions about him. And I think the Olsen twins look like geflings.
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Posh Spice looks like a Gelfling.
Ugly bitch.

home.planet.nl/~bodycount/beckham7.jpg

NSFW
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# of course
you do know that travelling at near light speed doesn't actually cause you to go back in time, just experience it at a slower rate... right?

/pedant
...

/coat
(Hazhar, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Show up yesterday afternoon
and I'll prove you wrong!
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Been done you say?
Better you say?


Ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# I love kittens
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# eeewww!
u sick person u
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Best of all the
sandwich fillers?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Kill that child now.
She is totally freaking me out!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Kittens contain
all the essential vitamins necessary for the maintenance of life.*



* May not be 100% fact**
** And 'woo'
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Who doesn't like kittens

especially as a quick snack
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# couldn't resist


sorry icezebra
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# ha! ha! ha!
WOO!
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# arf.
they're both fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Pffft the punage is punishing
that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay First Comp Entry (Rehosted For Those Who Cant See)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# woo!!
my first proper firefox red ex!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Mine too!
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# ha
i'm stealing that, if you don't mind

perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Shocking!
Oh OK, fine, just take it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# awwwww
it has to be little to work as a real redex pic in firefox then, buggerit.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# your first redex
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i think they
won't let you hotlink, hehe nowt works indeed
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# www.photobucket.com
is your friend my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Its On Me Blog Thats Why
Grr Evil, blog Hosting!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# ha! i thought youd posted
a picture of my redex, how confusing
(m1k3k, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Woot
Rehosted Now :( Bloody Things Gonna Dissapear soon though. Blog hosting sucks
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Rayman's new sidekick?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# car designers are a lonely bunch..


(original gallery here)
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Haha



MotorSnatch
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!!
THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!! THE FUMES!!!


sorry
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# theres an awful
fishy smell in here
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# ahahaha
(1, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# haha
i love these, they are so great


/ever thought of making t-shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# I've
got a couple of hundred. choose one, and you can have it on a tshirt!

www.icezebra.co.uk/cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# yeah
wanted to get the egg one (Bill? Bill wake up!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# email me
your email address (in profile) with the size n format that u need of the pic and I'll send it over to you!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# your site is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# u know what?
it is? it wasn't just now??

bloody hosting.

*picks up phone*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# try
www.performancesalvage.co.uk/icezebra/cartoons/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# that works
icezebra.co.uk cannot be found though
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaah
subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Maybe I just don't get it but...

I don't get it.

What are those things anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# greater than
less than
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, um, err, yes...
they've been making me work too hard.

i thought they were broken chips.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I always remembered it as...
... "the greedy crocodile always eats the larger amount".
Ahhhh... mathsy/physics day.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
# i just think
big end = big
small end = small

much more simple than the croc version :P

damn them
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# My version is more interesting than your big end.
*Silence*
*Wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha genius
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
that's inspired.

wootilage and yayicity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] physics lesson
#28:

the vandergraaf generator.
(radja, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# bit seamless, but very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I
am the seamless commander!
whenever you see seamless, you see me!
(radja, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Woo!
I loved those machines... but was always petrified when the teacher said 'STAY IN THE BOX OR YOU'LL DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Aha
as I'm sure I've pedanted here before, Van der Graaf Generator was a prog rock band. The physics thing is a Van de Graaf Generator.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# They have...to...be....DEAD... before I can interact with them!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# good
spong
(barandis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Argh!
That bloke. Him who gets posessed on a regular basis and runs around scaring her who used to be on Blue Peter. Y'know...

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# May I take this opportunity to point out that...
No one is psychic. Those that claim they are are either frudulent or deluded, but they are not psychic. No one is.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# I knew you were going to say that..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Behold Derek!
Bestest of the witch doctors
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# oooh it's a nassty one
get out you bad spirit you!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)

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