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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

gah

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

hoorah

that is beautiful
and it's my new wallpaper

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:43, archived)

i wonder how many desktops I have invaded over the last couple of days...

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:47, archived)

lots

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

Woo!

Have a present: www.nesfiles.com/NES/Super_Mario_Bros/sm1theme.mid

(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)

Best thing in the WORLD!

EVER!

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:51, archived)

I prefer

www.nesfiles.com/NES/Megaman_2/mm2wily1.mid

(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:52, archived)

Nah...

mario wins.

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

thanks!

when I die, i want this played as my body is slowly consumed by the flames at the crematorium!

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

"And now, friends and family of the dearly departed, we shall all rise and

DO THE MARIO!"

(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:58, archived)

that's gorgeous...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

quadraplegic foxes

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

colours

pretty

mmmm

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

it's very woo

is every fourth one supposed to be missing? it is on my screen

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

nope, it's the same file repeated...

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)

that's what I thought

strangely the fourth hole is blank so my screen looks like this;
P P
P
P P
P
P P
P
Where P = picture
probably just me.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:53, archived)

ah, it's a 3x3 grid

that's the problem probably :)

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

ahah! gotcha now

increased browser window size and it works.
Was doing work in background so had reduced browser size.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)

Try using

three lines, each one enclosed by "pre" tags. That stops it wrapping.
I like all this escher stuff.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:10, archived)

thanks, i'll try it..

this tiling stuff is melting my mind

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:12, archived)

Bah, that method leaves stripes, doesn't it.

How sucky.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:19, archived)

Escheriffic and flufftastic!

(Indole Ring, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

i've been making an animation...

it has a purpose but also has sheep on pogo sticks and spacehoppers so figured it may be silly enough for here... it's also noisy and around 250kb...

edit: it's on my usual b3ta server now... should be better...
edit edit: linky gone now... back at a later date :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)

NOISY?

*clicks*

i shall return with my findings.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

I'm still sat with Loading ... on my screen.

Though my internet's so slow I'm sure it goes to the moon before it comes here.

THE FUCKING MOON.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)

hehe...

i did stupidly host it on a different server without checking it could cope so i've moved it now... it is possible i have caused some confusion to your computer...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)

looking forward to it loading...

EDIT: had me giggling - it's ace eclectech :)

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:46, archived)

eeek

the speed of downlaod just slowed to a trickle... will try later

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:47, archived)

It won't load for me.

*sniff*

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

It has now,

and I love it.

Funny, odd, and righteous. PRAISE THE LORD!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)

try again!

i've taken it off the rubbish server... :)
edit: oops... should have refreshed!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:58, archived)

*Licks the sheep..

...waits for summin to happen

Looks up reads again.. oh.. oh my!

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

Worth

the wait. That is the most disturbing thing I have seen in weeks.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:53, archived)

that is very

woo yay and a dash of houpla

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:53, archived)

took its time to load, but t'was worth the wait !

Superb :)

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oCo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:54, archived)

woo

greatstuff

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pippy is a truck, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

Hehehehe Tres Woo!

*will never drop litter infront of space hopping and/or pogoing Sheep!

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

pfffft!

(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

Yay! That'll teach them.

Bruno the montser sheep.

/now. do one for breeding. Please?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:58, archived)

utterly brilliant

wyh

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

(Indole Ring, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)

Yaaay!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 1:38, archived)

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Grampa, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

arf

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)

baha

woo

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:46, archived)

heh heh

brill

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:47, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

I know that feeling all too well

woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)

ahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

i love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:43, archived)

yaaaaaaay!

and i know a squirrel with the same problem... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)

i got a bee

that does that

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pippy is a truck, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:49, archived)

That's

a wasp you've got there, squire. And woo it is, too - glasses are a top touch.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

haha!

top notch :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:58, archived)

héhé superb animation !

... and a repost :

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oCo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)

It's a bit later than I normally would do it..

but here is my gay shift addition!

Hmmm ... now, can I be bothered doing more posts or does my bed call loudly?!

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

hmmm

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)

With a mouth that wide

and a hand action like that, I can't imagine what is missing from that picture ..

Oh hang on, maybe I can ..

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)

does anybody else out there reckon Shrek 2 is really about the internal power struggles within the parliamentary Labour Party? Cos I reckon that human Shrek is suspiciously close to Gordon, and then you've got Prince Charming being primed for power by a malaevolent fairy...

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

Pfft!

It's a bit late to be drinking caffeinated beverages, but rest assured -
had I tea in my gob, my monitor would most certainly think it raining Tetley's.

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friendlyfire, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)

i think i might go make a cuppa.

anyone else want one?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)

Yes

Yes I do

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The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

I'm too scared for tea now

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)

I've just got a coffee thanks

got any biccies?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

Ooo ...

can I have a cuppa...

Oh the punnage!!

And on that punnagey note, I'm off to bed!

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

The Labour Party

has far more comedy value

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)

But

the CGI isn't as convincing.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

Gay Shift!

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friendlyfire, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

Oooooh

Nicely done

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)

That made me laugh far too much.

I need to go to bed.
Woo and good night.

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Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

very well done

woo !

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oCo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)

haha!

nicely done...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

I'm scared ...

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oCo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

just key

00000000000!

woo to pic

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applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

That

puts you through to the ghost police. 100% of FACT.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

mind pissage

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

00000000

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

mind pissage

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applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

Hahah!

Love the scribbled out Chriac and Schroder :)

I'm being a right reposting bastard tonight, but as I've just missed my 900th post (on this account, anyway):

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

héhéhé

love that :)

(cheater ! you've made a new profile just to be able to repost that !!)

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oCo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

Mwahahahah!

;)

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

marvel-arse

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)

arf!

that is fab... worth getting to 900 posts twice for ;)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:47, archived)

wheeeeeeeeee

this i like.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

oh that am aceness

in a jar

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

superb...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:46, archived)

i think i need to lie down

large pie

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raver, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

PIE FLINGERS!!!

Yay!

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

HAHAHA

haven't seen abbey road in a while :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

got driven over THAT VERY ZEBRA CROSSING this evening on my way home from work.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

hoorah

does it still look the same?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

The

Beatles aren't standing on it any more, but other than that, pretty much.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

Arf!

I laughed too much at that

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

RIngo

was the last to leave, in 1987.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)

promoting juvenile religiosity

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frox, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

John Paul II

i Choose You!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

*Majikarp*

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

Popemon!

The Pope is a cunt.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

Yes

yes he is.

Woo to pic!

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oodle doodle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

2nded

or would that be 3rded?

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applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

isnt he dead yet?

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

I am beginning to think he isn't going to die

EVER

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

fourthed

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

Rrraagh!

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

arf!

"..got the Pope over a barrel..", eh?

wooo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

Hahaha

I love that.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)

Ha ha.

What a cunt.
[Parsons]Repetition. Bzzzzt.
[Bamigboye]Fucking racist.
[Parsons]Cunt.
[Bamigboye]Repetition. Bzzzt.
[Parsons]Cunt

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

Just a MInuite

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

the pope, laying in state,

all vulnerable. they even went to the trouble of plucking his nose hairs.
god that gave me the horn.
he never really gave me the horn when he was alive.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

You bastard

I just went and waded through the entire news because from your post I thought he was dead and wondered why I had missed it.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

me too

git!

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applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

laying down some lino

b3ta.com/board/3413583 - airtrack
b3ta.com/board/3413413 - suicide and bronco
b3ta.com/board/3411816 - worm and l kick
b3ta.com/board/340909 - headspin
b3ta.com/board/3406214 - dancer

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

Hahahahah

sweet....

lay down some lino badbwoy!

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

laying it down

to some phat tunes and dope lyrics

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

Word!

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

Yay!

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Comma, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

rocking stockings

oh yeah

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

these are bloody amazing

WYH

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

why thankyou

*bows*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

Gayshift!

Hooray!

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oodle doodle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

hahahaha

Genie Arse

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

tee hee

anyway night all i might be back if the leg plays up

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

I went for 4 years with a plaster cast from my neck to the top my arse.. Like a vest..

You'll learn to appreciate that the toilet brush is your best friend in times of itchiness!

Night Sir.. Hope you get better soon..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

Honestly?

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oodle doodle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

Yup.. From ages 6 to 10.. All through Primary School..

It's not so bad.. I still made the football team... (But was taken off the team when I broke my own arm from landing on myself..)

On the plus side.. I never had to sit on the cold gym floor during assemblys.. I got a BIG chair and sat at the back.. Like a throne..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

The downside being that your didn't wash your tits for four years.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

wheeeeeeeeee

you reply to a post about a fella who killed at least 2 kids with "soo wrong" yet you reply to a post about a fella who was pretty much responsible to millions of deaths with "tee hee"

ROCK ON

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

pearoast

woo for gay nazis

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

Dam zis vindow!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

...

*runs away very fast*

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

hahaha! Nicely done.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

Re your Bush project - just thinking that there is a scene

from the film Network with Peter Finch exalting? everyone to get out of their seats and shout "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" that could be cut in very nicely

www.homevideos.com/freezeframes22/network166.jpeg

(btw. downloaded your video but bit of a prob with Flash and several other things at present !)

EDIT - not being lazy just am not able to do the vid right now so hope you don't mind the idea - not asking anyone to be my video editing bitch y'know.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

That is from one of my favourite films ever.

I've caught it twice on late night telly and never got round to buying it. Maybe now is the time?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

'tis an omen

bit of a spooky co-incidence..

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

that gives me

the fear

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

it's taken me 20 minutes

to work up the courage to post it

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

you are

100% Pussy

oh wait...

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

it was worth it!

Woo!

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oodle doodle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

and then you remembered kitten's sign in password!

good work gibbon old boy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

he wouldn't let me post it

under his name...

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

it's not funny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

yeh.

the one on the left looks greasy.
she could do with a bath...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

hello morning crew!

6 July 2004

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applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

SECRET SECRET HIDEOUT!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)

People respond to tragedy in different ways.

B3ta most often does it by ruthlessly taking the piss.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

*most often* ?

When has there ever been any other reaction?

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)

I'm sorry if you're offended, but this is b3ta

I do think there's been worse on here, and you don't have to look if you don't like it.

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

but i like you

so i don't want to press ignore
but this is too 'trashcanglam' for comfort

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)

HELL

TO HELL WITH THY HARDEST WOO SIR !

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

Hell hell hell

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

*checks pockets*

argh, I have no soul! Anyone want to lend me one?

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

Damn loopholes

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

1 soul

= £3.56

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

That is amazingly poor taste.

Hmmm.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

guilty as charged

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

wake up

and stop letting the mainstream media decide what's "wrong"

this isn't singled out at you personally at all - you're just the first negative reply

but there's far FAR "worse taste" stuff on here that goes down well

so, in conclusion, rock on.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

Did I tell him to stop?

All I said was 'That is amazingly poor taste' and what's more he agreed. Golly, who wants to be Bill Hicks then?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

You posted your reply to express that you were disgusted, no?

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)

No.

I just said it was poor taste.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:49, archived)

Is that

that bird from Bridget Jones' Diary?

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Fronkle99, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

ha ha ha

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh my word, yes!
they never used to give me the horn*, but they do now!

*much

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

what's got into you?

is it a full moon?

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)

waning

...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

i'm acting the same as ever aren't i?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

So it's an act?

*disillusioned*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

Aaaah

the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham the Soham

/edit Oh, hello, the nutter's moved on to Sade. Might have to nip down there and take his fucking face off with a claw hammer.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

Gibbon has

poisoned your mind. Rrrraaagh!

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

arf

:)

hell with you madam

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

I wish to steal your image for the viewing pleasure of my proletariat readership.

Luv,
Rebekkah.

In Rupert We Trust

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

STOP THESE INTERNET SICKOS

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)

Speaking of which, here's a conveniently sick repost...

This was the first one, and was the result of me getting very tired out of Soham Sun front page after Soham Sun front page. I followed it up with a small column in my followup Scum image, which was about the Clare Short affair. No apologies to anyone, except maybe (and only maybe) Clare Short.

(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

Oi, Rebekkkah!

I thought you'd quit the news of the screws?

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

god you've reminded me that I'm doing a week at That Place in just two all-too-short weeks... It's like working in bastard Mordor.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

you're going to infiltrate the notw?

that's fabulous!

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*gasps helplessly for breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAH*cough*HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA*thump*

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

THATS JUST FUCKING WRONG !!!!!

i wish i had thought of it....

w/y/h

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

Ooooo.

How's the weather in Hull this time of year.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

thats just

soo wrong...

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

ooh, one way ticket I think

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

That's just so wrong.

But so, so, funny. Hehehe.

There's some cracking stuff been posted today IMO.

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More tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

Night all.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

*passes*

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

did you have to?

it stinks in here now

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

EDIT: I think a Gandalf-with-stopsign has already been done and got a frontpage...
Oh well, it's woo anyway

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

Guess what?

Don't give a shit.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

it has been done

but hey, you don't give a shit right

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

I wasn't

going that way anyway.

Edit : The pic didn't show up at first. So heres a woo.

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Fronkle99, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

Arf!! Loon..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

Oooh this thread is hungry for my reposts

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

*dances*

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

I shouldn't have messed with the Kung Fu King

(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

maybe not

but it looks cool

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

That's ace!

Reminds me of The Little Ninja flash series for some reason.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

It's getting crowded in here...

YAY for the Gay Shift!

(drnuclear, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Let's all get out of these stuffy closets..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

we shall bite them

on the features...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

ha ha

hoorah!

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

The Gay

shift rocks like nothing else!11!!!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

saft, oh yeah

safty for a dafty

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

yay

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Fronkle99, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

Now there's an unexpected use

for an old gramophone.

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More tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

woo

+ yay

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

= houplah?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

houplah^(fab)/pie

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

*tries to catch slice of pizza*

*fails miserably*

*posts teeny weeny

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

You are responsible for the Timmy Mallet in my head.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

Could

be worse, it could have been a winky-wanky woo and then you'd have Derek and Clive in your head.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

hoorah

perfect for all parties

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

mmmm........

Ilove pizza

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

marvelarse

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

much woo

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

haha

very nice

(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

heh

love the flying pizza slices!

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)

MAGIC EYE GAY SHIFT

Click for bigger (highly recommended)

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

fuck me it works!!

Woo, how did you do that?

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

use 3dmirical

pearoast

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3416209

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

i wish i had enough functioning eyes to see those things.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

I know

What it means

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frox, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

me too

goddamn squinty eye afflection

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The Lurker Plenty One, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

I wish i understood how to function my eyes to see them :(

(Spundlemoon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

One: Turn off monitor

Two: Shine a bright light in your face such that your reflection appears in the monitor.

Three: Turn on monitor while focusing your attention on your reflection.

When the image reappears you should be able to see it in 3D

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

I must have spacky eyes

I just look at them and them show up.

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

Even more foolproof way I have just found.

Hold head close to monitor.

Voluntarily blur your vision as much as possible.

Move head away from monitor swiftly while trying to maintain same focus.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

What is it? I cant see it...

and NOONE do one of Goatse...

Otherwise you'll be up with Saddam and Milosovic on crimes against humanity

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

repost.

someone remind me to repost this again on the 11th of the 9th.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

I love you

even though I'm american.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

And even though it's my birthday!

Woo for my 18th on Sept 11th '04!

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CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

blimeh!

a free multi-billion dollar fireworks display!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

David

Fucking Blaine..

Couldn't he have just lived in a washbasin on the 112th floor for 40 days instead..

..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

Who would win in a fight between

David Blaine and Derren Brown?

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

Derren Brown

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

derren

because he can actually do useful things, like making david punch his own smug face

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

I would pay anything to see that

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

seconded

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

I secound that secound.

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Dobsky, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

Thirdify The Seconded Second

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

'lo

label-friend

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

whit who is new friend

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

Now I have 2!

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

wtfayboa?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

2 friends

...and now one of them is *real*...

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

like a cake

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

fondant fancies

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

mmmm.....

chocolate cake

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

mmm

the new mcfluffys with the strawberry stuff...

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

McDonalds...

*shudder*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

it was either that

or "chips ahoy" today..

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

good call

edit/ I sleep now. night!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

byeee

dream of cake

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

I'm hungry now :(

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Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

*gives cake*

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

what the fuck are you banging on about

willis

oh yell heah

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

thirded

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

the one with the best gun

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parttimedogfish, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

Derren

could make Blaine think he had a gun when he didn't, and then *bam*, done.

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

all would, as long as it was to the death. Plus after that business with the starvation, Brown could probably snap Blaine like a dry twig.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

I'd kick his smug ass

the box dwelling twat

(derren, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

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applehead herp derp, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

The winner is: david blaine

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parttimedogfish, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

tada!

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

pfft

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

sir.

are you the devil?

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parttimedogfish, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

ahh, so it was you who dropped this

was it wrong of me to chuckle though?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

Now *that's* a fitting memorial.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)

i had to pretend that i didn't make it

when my mother saw it and had a rant.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

My mates birthday is

11th Sept. He plans to get 2 giant Jengas to play with in the garden.

Edit : Woo.

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Fronkle99, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

Fucking

ace.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

Heheh

Perfect excuse to post my new 'hull' picture.

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Comma, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

Fan-Fucking-Tas-Cunting-Tic

Bastardly Woo Cocking Yay and Twatting Houpla

/sweary badtaste goodness

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

IT'S TEH GAY SHIFT!!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

hurrah

(ClockworkDespot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

resist...no....can't resist.......

DAMN !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:46, archived)

hahah great

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)

yaaay!

my landlord knows Brian Blessed

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)

we want photos!

and recordings!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)

I wonder if he knows about b3ta

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Dobsky, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

seconded

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)

He does to some very very limited extent

as he's been asked to sing autographs to the people at b3ta atleast twice

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)

the ears! the precious ears!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

SING?

I'M BRIAN BLESSED! FALALA! HEY NONNY NONNY! DO RE MI!

/poor attempt to represent (in the humble medium of text) the great man singing

(ionicus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

You need special equipment for the recordings...

... shoddy technology just melts if they hear a heartbeat of Brian's!

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CaroWallis, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

well

my landlord actually knows him because he is an ex tv camera man, and he filmed him

small world, isn't it?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

I met Simon Bates once

Doo-dee-doo-dooooo.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

addresses....

paparazzi photos...

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

haha i though that when i saw it.

my 1337 5k1llz aren't quite like your's tho..

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)

I echo your response

but I thought I'd mention that your profile link site confuses me a bit.

I'm not sure exactly what it's against. I know Bush, but the bit about Bush using double negatives and move-on seem to be part of the problem too because they parodied ads and then bush parodied their parodies and now you want people to parody Bush's parodies of their parodies of Bush's ads to begin with????

I don't quite get the explanatory text is all :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)

To be honest, neither do I.

I wrote it under pressure from Dan, and haven't been arsed to change it yet. It was originally just going to be a holding page for the edit that I'd done, then other people said they wanted to get involved. As you can see, the designs not really suited to what I'm going to use it for either.

I'll be sorting all this out when I get a day or evening when I'm not working or on a roof.

To actually answer your question, it's just trying to inform and get people involved a bit. There are some silly/funny ones to go up to balance out the serious/biting ones.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

ok, I just thought that it's almost at the point where any of Bush's ads would be

so unintentionally ironic that they wouldn't need editing :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

I always suspected he was getting some bad advice,

but having images of yourself in the context of being compared to Hitler, on your own website, for any reason whatsoever is just ridiculous.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

The thing that winds me up about the movie

is the bit at the end when it goes on about this 'not being the time for anger', or somesuch

Oh yes it fucking is.

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mechamatsimpsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

very nice

have a repost

(schnurricane, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)

whos eyes are them?

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Dobsky, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

our friend

Grandma of Shoes

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

I thought I recognized them fantastic glasses!

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Dobsky, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

none other

than grandma of shoes

(schnurricane, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

now that this is a gmos thread

have another

(schnurricane, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

ahhh

a scary b3tan hybrid

(scary but beautiful)

(Spundlemoon, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

Very good!

Woo! Yay!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)

Fantastic!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

brilliant

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

Have a woo, Sir.

(Felchman, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

Yes indeed.

That's the stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

that's

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

Fab!

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matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

think of thier

children!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

Aaaaah

the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian the Brian

And on the subject of loud things - TJ - the nutter downstairs from me was briefly pacified over the weekend by my playing some Throbbing Gristle live albums at immense volume. However, he is now listening to some dreadful country & western, and - get this - is adjusting the volume more or less at random. So it goes really quiet, but still audible, for a bit, then gets deafening, then goes quiet again, then deafening...

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

emp weapons

are the way to go

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e.parsley, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

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