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# THE YEAR IS 1978
Toshihiro Nishikado is due to release Space Invaders
on an unsuspecting public...Just the b3ta testing left.



Edit: I I I I I I I I gggggggggooooootttta FP.
Thank you thank you thank you.

*faints
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# that's very very fantastic
(The Spelling Police, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Mr Tea, meet Mr Monitor...
ARF ARF ARF!!!
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# the B3ta version of this - Kill Your Friends
was what introduced me to b3ta :)
www2.b3ta.com/kill/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# oh I should fix that
fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I think it was working briefly last year
but at least you get to hear the lovely theme song currently
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I've got the full 4 minute version of that
but it's on a Zip disk and I haven't got a zip drive.

I wrote it back in 1996. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# For me
it was via a friend who found Ja Da
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I got here via the swearing fish thing.
Swearing is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# it fucking is
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I got here through someone I met at the Radio 1 forum.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# my mummy and daddy met at college in the swinging sixties
and had naughty sex
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I got here via
You can't spell.... lalalala spaz as well.... lalalala.... your sister sells sex for 50p lalalalala... and your granny lives in a tree.

How long ago was that? hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# That is
fucking brilliant!

Made me laugh like a loon.

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# woo!
seen the new version of space invaders?

it looks shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# genius
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# *lubes up in anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# arf
excellent..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Superb.
Hummus is storng with this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# magic
pure and simple
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# good stuff
I want to see the lasers
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# well front paged
that person

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# hurray
vey good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
Very good

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# wooooooooooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Hehe
Very funny
(sionnach, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Good 'un...
Round of applause
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I'm glad to see
that you've put that animation studio thing to good use.

That is VF spiffing I! With this hummus you are spoiling us.

I'm looking forward to part II. Was that Super Space Invaders, with the dodgy coloured acetate on the screen to change the invader's colours as they advanced?

I've just realised that I know an FPer. Coo! Can I touch the hem of your robe?
(yetius maximus, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# It took me 3 days to put this together mate.
I had to paintmash all the different elements first...that was a bastard.

Then line them all up on each frame...that was a bigger bastard.

Finally animate and optimize...and THAT was the biggest bastard...until I used the s/w you sent.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# it is v. woo indeed
haha

just noticed that the embarrassed invader is called Mrs McKinley. We need names for the rest now, like the PacMan ghosts. Pinky, Blinky, Schminki and Eric weren't they?

also just got the mental image of Mrs McKinley chatting to Mrs Postlethwaite over the garden fence.

"Ooh, my laser's giving me gip these days, and our Ethyl's kid, he's a worry. He's got himself involved with some lad called Defender. That'll be the death of him, you mark my words."
(yetius maximus, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Inky
Pinky, Blinky and Clyde, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# I knew that someone would know
it's just that the old grey matter failed me after Pinky and Blinky.

the next starter for 10: what were the names of the Fraggles? Wembley, Red, Mokey, Goober and someone else I think. It's been bugging me for months, but I've never got around to googling.
(yetius maximus, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 8:42, archived)
# Yay!
Fantastic! he he
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Mork and Bhindi Bhaji anyone?


No? Thought not. :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# this bandwagon is beginning to career out of control
but this might be the best* yet

(*silliest)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# looking at all these...
one begins to miss Golden Fanjita...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Hmmm
I know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Looks
like her face is made of sick. Hmmmm.

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# SURPRISE!!!

Click for larger image...

I imagine someone has done this one before...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# aww
love 'im
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I like it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Crikey!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# My first animal hybrid

I know it's not great. Any good techniques for this sort of thing. I particularly liked that fox squirrel thing that was on here.
(pengon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# cross pollination.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Dunno.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# that squirrel...
has no tail.

how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# An 'omage to the great Carowallis
it's a poor version and almost a bandwagon by now, but here you go...

(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# A plaster
Is that like a Nelly fruit?


Cab
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ?
plaster?
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# in a
backpack, no less
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# band-aid

(tookishlad, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Stupid school blocks!
I can't see it!
I'm sure it's great though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# bah
msn groups borked by skool???
no fair
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I know... but I'll check it out when I get home, promise!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# yay!
yoo-gee-ell-wy fruits.
(Hazhar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Don't ask me...
...I must be out of hummus or something.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Clear spunk
Now that would be an invention.....
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# It's white...
it just sort of blends in so well on the face of that white guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Either that,
or its absorbed into his skin and caused his face to melt.
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# in an good way or a bad way
suppose it would make my mum happy.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# sicko jacko
favourite past time : blowing bubbles.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ARF!
young boys are so excitable.

(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Ding dong! Diana Ross a-go-go
hang on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# from the b3ta inbox this morning
"You do know what bukkake is don't you?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# It would appear
that the 'boarders are pretty well informed, yes...
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# do tell
doubtless was your retort.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# You wouldn't know bukkake if it hit you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# spffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# well?
do you???
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# you've got a
most entertaining box!

keep 'em coming...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I think your missing the point
no box involved.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Lauren Bacall
To have and have not.

what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# b3ta is disappointingly low
in the google rankings for bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# we're number 2
is that not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Que que?
are six year old boys blowing loads? i must be behind on my medical journals.
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I love that song:
clicky woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# If Fight Club had been made in the Cotswolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# OOOOAR
woo
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# que?
i don't even know where the cotswolds are, but i had a gigle anyway
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# basically
between Oxford and Birmingham. I was brought up there - full of morris dancers and farmers. And that is 100% of FACT.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I think you should tag that
it's very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Make it stop, please !
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
#  
umm..... ok, look in't yellow pages for psychiatric help.......
most disturbing woo yay sir
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Hope no-one's done this
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Pffft!
houpla!
(Crumpet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# she would be holding an egg too
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Because she is a craaaazy fool
..
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# and quite possibly
be singing to it as well
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# .
and throw little things off
like car parts
bottles and cutlery

(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# i used to think
she sang 'car parks' on that song.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# doubt it
you felt the weight of an NCP recently..
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Has anyone done Nork and Mindy yet?
/Curious
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# haha
grand idea. i would but im too lazy, and still reeling from my FP
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Mine was a few days ago now...
... and I still can't quite believe it! Yay for FPs!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# do you mean "curious"
in a "SWF GSOH bi-curious" sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# No. No, I don't.
Do you? :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# No no no.
My SOH is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# shockwave file?
SWF?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# yes
they're often advertising in the personal ads

(or single white female)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Nork and Mingey,
would be more interesting....

*whistles and looks the other way*
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Pork and Mingey?
I think we have a new series guys! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmmm. Hairy-chested icelandic mentalists.
covert fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
#

sorry, wasn't ready the first time.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(again)

Fotheringay!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Big Up the Hain!
Shame he'll be sacked soon....
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
#
i'd be very interested where you're hearing this from.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# not
even a hint?
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I have my sources
Many of whom are contradictory and anti-kitten...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# if you tell me more
i'll put the gallery back up.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Minister with responsibility for





the tanning shop
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# so
it was a minister.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Threadjack!
GC?

Badger
(Crumpet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# fraid so
someone tried it yesterday as well
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Dammit!
I checked galssco.cx and all.

Ahh well...
(Crumpet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Well I hadn't seen it, so huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# oh my
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# yup
glassicly cockular.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# dunno how old this is
cgi.es.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2887&item=3688276550&rd=1

if older than time itself, i'll get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# That's not a balloon,
it's a fucking football.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Heard about this
the other day, but my god the price has shot up!
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Was on the news last night
When I heard the price I spat beer all over myself in sheer disbelief. People are fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# no kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha chav football fans
especially when any one could make a fake
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# fake bidding hit 15m euro
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i think
the negative feedback is worth it just to piss off the genuine chavs who want it!
*registers on ebay...*
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# the seller
can retract any bid you place, and it does not go against you unless you do it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# just for a bit of a pig and a ball
of rubber booted around by a pansy called Spackham!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# not so much booted
as wellied into the strasophere, mind
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# 10 Million Euros
That's what price it was at 8 this morning, but they've cancelled over 50 of the bids and suspended some users
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# whats that
in great british punts?
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# google it!
lazy sod
(The Spelling Police, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# one step ahead of you son.....
Jeeeeeeeezus had diaorhhea on a wednesday!
for a bag of air.......?????!?!
*drops his pot noodle*
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Nearly
7 million, but went up to nearly 11 million by mid morning before e-bay intervened
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# shite on a rope
if that's a genuine bid then the world has gone mad
what the fuck kind of provenance is "I caught it. Honest guv."

edit: *digs up a sod from the garden and ebays it as the clump of grass that the cack-footed nonce tripped over*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# what about the fact there were probably about 50 'match balls'?
everytime the ball went out of play they had another one thrown on instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# I know, its fucking daft...
its his word against logic...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Yep 50
Each match had 50 official match balls with the names of the two teams, the date, the location and the longtitude and latitude of the centre spot.
(Mischeivious_Delinquent_Squirrel, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Yay! Remembered how to bypass school blocks!

Not going up on website until I get home however.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# .
That's very almost not food

But still wooful

(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# I can't see them, sorry.
'Image stolen by B3ta'.
Thanks for the woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# *sigh*
http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/wooyay2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# It's ukdragon what I can't see.
I could only see mine, briefly!
Thanks for trying, I'll look when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# that's quite sweet
but 250K is very very very big for a "woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I know,
I haven't quite got the hang of optimising animations yet - it looks crap as it is
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Are there
any boys in your yard?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# What? Am I lacking knowledge of slang?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# they're
lyrics to a song
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Ah you see, now that makes more sense.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# It's the chorus
of a song by Kelis
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I could teach you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# but he'd have to charge...
.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Damn right
it's better than yours
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Quick 'n' Crap
misheard lyrics: Sick by Sneaker Pimps

"I'm playing games without rules with electric sharks"

real lyrics are "I'm playing games with your sex, with your 'lectric shocks"

edit: bah, haven't drawn anything in ages and it looks crap
(DeviousMiscreant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# 'scuse me whilst I kiss this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# *Backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# its the most misheard lyric in music...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# what do people
think they hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# that^
the lyric is "Excuse me whilst I kiss the sky" from Fire by Jimi Hendrix
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Purple Haze
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# shit.
of course it is...



/totally ashamed...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# And so you should be
*throws cream pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# s'cuse me while i dodge this pie
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I remember when they did it on Alas Smith & Jones
It's also the funniest misheard lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Love
it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# This took far too long...
Clicky for Story


Clicky pic for biggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# haven't read the story yet...
but it looks cracking

edit: read story (headline) well done!
(The Spelling Police, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# v. woosome
nice colourization there
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# That's
very well done.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Nah
If it was the AA they'd be another 5 years getting up there, and then they'd charge $1m to unlock the doors.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# They have a branch on Mars, you know:


Quick / Dirty etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry if people think this is a threadwaste
but I was going to do a "Smirk and Bindy" pic and to my horror I found this :

http://www.aby.com/VanGoo/

Warning Men in Nappies I shit you not.. they might I don't.

(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# is it
sfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# hhmmmm grey area
there are no cocks or norks there are pictures of men with nappies..
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# No, don't think I'll risk it.
I can hear our IT dept sniggering away already when they check the logs...
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Heh! You said "logs"
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# ill chance it,
just blame it on the trainee, he is a bit camp! muhahahah p45 here here it comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:25, archived)
# nope
(well, not my w anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Men in nappies..
You mean like this..
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# more muscular.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# that....is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Found him
while doing a google search. Was too good to pass up.
I thought he looked like Roland from Grange Hill, hence:
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# hehehe
he looks like Anne Widdecombe...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# no his cock is much smaller..
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
ratfans!
(Gype, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# My
how Svenno's grown...
(drnuclear, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Leave them alone for 2 minutes and they turn into sexual deviants.

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# arf!
arfarf! waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRF!!
Haahahah
Nice pair!
(3rd edit lucky)
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# haha
carowallis? are you seeing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Is that who did the starfruit porn?
Gee shucks - then he inspired me.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# She
and a woo yay to your pic Madam!




/Edit Sorry- Hands ya a whip, *Closes eyes n waits...
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Oops
I too am a she.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# i love the expression
of the one on the left,
top stuff
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# That expression
just screams, "I'm next in line"!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# I was going to put speech bubbles on
but thought it said it all in the spong eyes.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# phooar...
that one on the left....


nice pear.....



etc


WYH to fruit-related pron!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# MORE!
FRUIT RELATED PR0N!!!!
I DEMAND MORE, MORE I TELL YOU!!!
whos with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# yes!
but no bananas, that's just too obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# how about
Aubergines?
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# well, if you like it kinky
filthy bugger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Me!!
..
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# first one to show
a starfruit nobbing a mango wins a prize...


probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# 10 points for Last Mango in Paris
with extra butter.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Alright...
I'll see your Last Mango in Paris and raise you a 'The Passion Fruit of the Christ'

(should we be shopping these, not just wappping shit puns?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# You asked for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# must be a
'I've lost my cherry' gag out there somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Your username reminded me of this
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Thank you
I have a foul fucking mouth.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Ooh
I do like that! Yay you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Boredom + not much to do at work =

I'm sorry... so so sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Learner plates AND a donation icon?
Hoorah for you, then.


Oh, and your pic made me chuckle, so you have that to apologise for.

(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)

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