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Lunchtime! Have a terrible pun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)

oh bloody hell

*slow clap*
;-)

(`tis a bit good though!)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:38, archived)

Oof! The pun hurts!

I was just listening to a bit of Johnny Cash.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:38, archived)

so you either like country music, or you`ve just been to the toilet..

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

Eclectic tastes

I've been putting together an album for a pregnant friend, and it's got a bit of everything on it. Cash, Flaming Lips, Floyd, rock, orchestral, electronica...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:42, archived)

christ... what`s next? tie-dyed booties? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)

I don't like it, but I guess things happen that way

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:48, archived)

I hate every inch of you

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:00, archived)

what's in your wallet?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:02, archived)

To my surprise he pulled a knife

and took off a piece of my ear.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:03, archived)

dream on dream on

teenage queen, you should be on the movie screen
edit;If anyone has ever seen that capitol one ad tell me

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:07, archived)

Do you know 'Get Rhythm' by Johnny?

"I thought I was gonna jump for joy"

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:07, archived)

No, I can't say that I do

but his song with U2 was rather good and was considered obscure for a while.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:09, archived)

how did you get a bit of Johnny Cash?

I thought you'd given up the grave robbing.

/coat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:40, archived)

Rumours of my retirement have been greatly exaggerated

/Churchill, sort of.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:03, archived)

huzzah!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

James Belushi?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)

CASH ONLY!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:45, archived)

Off home...

...last post.

I think they'll have lovely children:

PS: Where's chicken girl gone, when Evil Fox Baby is sooo hungry?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)

that's a very scary post.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:34, archived)

Do you want...

...me to edit the Evil Fox Baby out?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:35, archived)

I think

it was your use of the word "children"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)

/pic/happy_couple.jpg: No such an image here

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:35, archived)

I can't see 'em either

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

That's horrid.

'Cos they're there. Honest.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

weird?

spooky!

wooooooooooo!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:41, archived)

woooohoo!

Chicken Girl is eating her dinner, if she eats all her grain and behaves I might let her out to play on the board later, aftyer her nap. Evil fox baby is no match to chicken girl.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)

Please let me flush, i cant bear looking at it any longer

(Lurchio, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:31, archived)

compo?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:35, archived)

Clegg?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)

slag?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)

Norah Batty was a slag?

*bokes*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

and a right randy bitch at that

Worth a pop

(Lurchio, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:40, archived)

"but Frank, I`m only made of cardboard"

/little Frank

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:45, archived)

Quality

the good old days...

(Lurchio, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:47, archived)

aye good ol` Frank

"Frank Gordon approaches"

"FRANK!! AH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:48, archived)

(fid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:55, archived)

You can buy it in tubs now...

Plus have some monkeys i made at 5am
Jeffs Birthday
You know the feeling...
Monkey found you a present
It must be your birthday!

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:25, archived)

*hug*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:35, archived)

That's lovely...

I'll take two crates.

(Dr Frank, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:37, archived)

From that Dutch Giga pixel image

I did a search, apologies if it's GC

edit: as it's not clear here's a closer look:

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lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:17, archived)

it`s bloody sick_boy!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:18, archived)

t.j. thanks to Swaza for the idea

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

Yay!

THAT bandwagon!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

threadjacking me?

you cheeky wee shit!

.... good pic though ;-)

edit: actually fantastic pic :)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

To continue with a TJ

can anyone point me in the right direction of the Bukkake song please?

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:24, archived)

holy shite!

threadjacking wee bastards the lot of you!

... try here :)
www.stablesound.co.uk/flash.htm

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:28, archived)

handy :)

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:30, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:29, archived)

hahahahahahhaaha

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:31, archived)

probably

laughing and pointing before taking pictures.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

there`s definitely something lacking!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

Smug Bastard caught unaware

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

congratumatatitostntsions.

you found what appears to be jesus on a rather undersized cross

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

grumpy fucker

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

I don't

understand

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

seconded

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

thirded

(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

motion carried

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

is it

a streaker?
Just don't gettit

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

I've

biggerified it now

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lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:29, archived)

eejits :)

www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/17/worlds_biggest_snap/

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

Yippee!

clothes lines.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

teh qou!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:28, archived)

Just need to get the idea

out of my head

Sure I've been b3tan to it as well.

(arawn, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:15, archived)

argh

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

Arf!

Splendid!

*Obeys No Hands*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

Pivot would be slightly more worthwhile

if it did inbetweening. But it doesn't.

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giant_squid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

Pivot would be brilliant

if it didn't export files

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:14, archived)

pfft!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:15, archived)

Who'd ve thought

(Lurchio, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

Grrreat!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

best evar!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

lovely

you know it is
it realllly is

"...cos there ain`t no cure for the Timperley Cyans..."

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:18, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

She's slapped the warpaint around the eyes a little roughly!

Woo..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:14, archived)

A thing

Please click this to see it in its full glory! I had to shrink it to frontpage it! -Mod.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:09, archived)

MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

I'll take 7

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

I really really want one of them

fantastic

w/y/h

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

monkeeeees!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

can i get one with a naked polish girl instead?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

Hoorah!!

Where do I get one?

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useful_idiot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

Super

Most Woosome, just like Firefox. GET IT NOW!!!

(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:14, archived)

if it fitted the format

i'd stick that on the front page. So, just pretend I did and feel happy.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:14, archived)

Do it anyway

and if anyone asks, deny it.

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

haha

tempting, but i don't want to break the front page.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:17, archived)

I want to see it front paged

just to see how knackered it'd look.

subliminal message:
Don't worry, I'm Just kidding

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:19, archived)

All that happens is that the picture

spills out over the weblog. Its not really all that exciting.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

Redesign the front page

I think it's worth it myself.

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

i'm not a b3ta god, you know.

I can't mess with "teh code"!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

well this is level 10 access;

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

ooh get you.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:24, archived)

i even have a handbag for this occasion.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:24, archived)

yeah with his gay font

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:24, archived)

it's standard,

just smaller.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:26, archived)

small text... small.... EYES

duh! spack-eyes!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:28, archived)

yeah yeah yeah

I bet you`d be rubbing your thighs so hard if it had all been done in 680x0 assembler!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:24, archived)

i'd be confused.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:25, archived)

oh Z80 then... you lightweight

:-p

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:25, archived)

nonono

I can code in 680x0 asm! its just that i'd be confused as to how they'd use it to make b3ta, especially as it isn't hosted on a 68k box.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:27, archived)

see!

that`s the beauty of it!

(??)

you could always run UAE

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:29, archived)

are you a poncy moderator then?

*stops talking to you*

:-p

*looks for a funnel*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

no, i'm a hard moderator

*bends steel bar*
*looks menacing*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

he's an evil one,

who takes away baboon poems!
:)

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

now that`s not very nice at all

*looks for some cement*

*chases after Lumpbucket*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

blah blah blah

blah blah blah

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

could you not add width tags

and a link to the larger version?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

oh go on then.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

hooray!

i have input!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

Iiiinput!

/johnny five

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:23, archived)

Huzzah!

Ta for the FP

*dances*
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:30, archived)

Very much so.

No disassemble lumpbucket!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)

that

is fucking supurb! I want one.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

excellent

woo

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homonk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

christ that`s one hell of an animated GIF

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:30, archived)

I'm very worried

that I actually read all of that.

(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:54, archived)

But.......

If you're distracted from the telly, how will you know when the adverts are over?

Still, it's very good 'n all

(poshphil, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:17, archived)

That is bloody great!

Every household should have one.

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

classic

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lemonhead, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:31, archived)

Spitzenklasse!!!

i love that thing!

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:34, archived)

I wuv it! *orders 12*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:10, archived)

Wonderful!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:15, archived)

That made me

laugh like a loon

(Gimbo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:30, archived)

oh my god

that is the coolest thing ever!

woo!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)

Ook ook

Houpla.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:51, archived)

My God

that's one of the most fantastickest things I've ever seen!

Woo yay houpla!

(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 22:09, archived)

absolut

woo

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gazz, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:50, archived)

you are

a deranged simian

(tronfunkenblows, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 2:07, archived)

Disturbed but fun

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Dogme, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

You bizarre, bizarre freako.

Funny though :-)

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)

Mort makes his own bid for jet speed record

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4019663.stm

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giant_squid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

the ramjet scramjet thingamy

doesn't stand a chance against mort.

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

Yaaaay..

It was only a matter of time before he joined in

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:04, archived)

excellent work.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

i read that as 'excellent nork'

yay

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

phwoarr

where?

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giant_squid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

woo for flying ostriches!

hooray

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

Excuse me while I kill myself

*dies*

(Pearly Pearl, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

*kills himself*

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

i quite enjoyed it last year,

i found it very entertaining.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

Interesting as in:

Hmm. I wonder what it'd be like to poke out my eyes with this poo covered stick?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

*kills the sunshine elephant*

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

what

no people sitting on the toilet? I want to see crimping!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

If I was on B.B.

I'd just scream the C word* all day long, only stopping to scream something highly illegal, thus getting Channel Four sued, sued hard!

*Cabbages

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

Thing is,

If you said cunt a lot, they'd be wary and ready to bleep you out.

You'd have to play it cool, and slip some expensive libel into the every day rubbish that they talk.

e.g.:

WAYNE: Yah it's really cool, we're all such good friends!
SHARON: Yeah it's great innint!
GEORDIE: This is the best three weeks of my life. It's just like MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS BABIES' ARSES.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07, archived)

Arf!

I'm going to tell them I'm a satan worshipping homosexual who is a boaderline racist (but it will never show through on TV)
I'll PISS the audition!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:09, archived)

Good luck!

I'll vote for you*

*to be evicted

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

Is this file too big? Seems to take ages to work....

Please say so, I'll take it straight off....

(Log of the Bar, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

argh

move pivot

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

/edit

Hmmmm..... I shall fluffify on account of your niceness..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

First time round, honest...

I did post it about two mins ago but took it off cos it didn't seem to work.

Apologies for offence caused to Anti-Pivot Mob. Only just got round to trying it out. Shall use scarcely in future!

(Log of the Bar, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

800K! holy mother of pearl!

_{_{_{_;-)}}}

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

Arf

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

eh?

sorry - you want my Mum?

(Pearly Pearl, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:14, archived)

apart from pivot

what exactly is it meant to be?!

(Ush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

Dhalsim

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

Ummm,

Just a bloke going for a fly before realising he can't actually fly, thus falling.

I'll get me coat.

(Log of the Bar, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

Band Aid, you say?

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

LMFAO

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

sooper dooper.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

pfffffffffffft!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

afternoon

cheif

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

alright mate

hows you diong?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

nice

If she had laser eye surgery they could listen to music during the op

(Kakistocrat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

woo!

class in a glass

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

hahaha!

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Pineapplez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

Flipping eck...

That's a bit classy!

(Dr Frank, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07, archived)

needs a laser coming out of the nose

maybe

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mutated monty, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:09, archived)

Spondicious!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

woo greatly

and again: woo

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:13, archived)

Ho Ho

love it

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lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:19, archived)

Last minute Punnery . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

hahahaha

night DTH

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

*kisses Swaza's Forehead as I tuck him in

nighty night
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

*gets out of bed and goes to bathroom*

*scrubs forehead furiously*

night night

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

Um, yes Dave.

Right, I'm off home as well. Will one of you lovely b3tans remind me tomorrow that I'm getting dangerously near my 1000th post, and I don't want to miss it. Ta!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

will do

I'll remember cos I'm close to my 3000th
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

already!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

Cheers petal!

*pecks on cheek*

3000! Blimey, you're younger than me in b3ta age!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

yeah well

I'm at home see? no job see? (well not one that pays, apart from DJing and that doesn't pay that much)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

nooooo!

I just missed mine.

flaming buggerations

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

oh you silly narna

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

I was keeping a close eye on it earlier

but just kind of forgot this afternoon
:¬(

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07, archived)

Oh Dave ! *groooaaaan*

teehee !!

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rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

Ok I'll say it, get it out of the way

is he in a korma now?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

Yay!

Put a pilau under his head . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

I only repeat the puns

I'm not the raita . . .

EDIT: Really gong now . . .

Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

'night!

I will say aloo to you in the morning :)

Edit: and don't just Bhaji(n) like you do
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

and we can have a CHAT

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

and a josh

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

i can't come..

i'm at my naans tomorrow

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

oh popadom in it you lot

I've had enough of your punnery

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:06, archived)

well umm...

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

BIGGER filesize!

BIGGER I SAY!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:52, archived)

what?

335.7 KB (343753 bytes) is tiny*

*WARNING may contain traces of sarcasm

edit: is good though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:53, archived)

"Your browser does not support images under 300K"

balls :(

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:53, archived)

Look

at the size of that thing...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

halo 2

the least interesting, least exciting, biggest over hype ever

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

do the right thing : get Black Monday :)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

But it looks so compressed

Making it over 300k is an achievment.

(futurebobbers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

nice idea.

huge pic.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

...i'll get my coat

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

crop the pic and try reducing the number of colours a bit

it looks v.nice

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

Seconded..

I like the idea

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

*hugs*

You're not leaving!
*steals coat* :|

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Pineapplez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

hey

give that back

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

Halo 2 - Gah why is not on the PC I ask you!!!!!!!

Why why why why why why why why why why!

sorry for the mini-rant - woo to your pic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:06, archived)

will be soon is my bet

buy an xbox!

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

Yet more axe antics...

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:44, archived)

didn't you

just post that?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:45, archived)

Repost?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:45, archived)

You caught me...

but no one was saying anything about it...not even anything negative :(

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

your

point being?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

That can sometimes be the way of the board mi luv

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rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

different instrument?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

aha

;)

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

yes,

we saw.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:45, archived)

....

(sbeck, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

woo

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

I'm not going to glorify this repost

by replying to it like all you have. Okay?

(futurebobbers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

I agree*

*at least 63%

(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:54, archived)

I'm not saying Bedingfield is Christ

Just that he needs to be punished

Feel free to add more blood if you like

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:42, archived)

i like

the microphone coming out of his belly button. it nearly raised a smile.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:48, archived)

good idea

he definately shouldn't be allowed a microphone though

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

cheap n not so cheerful.

(terry b, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:41, archived)

nice

:) whoopsla!

(chucken, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:53, archived)

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