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Clicky

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:42, archived)

oh dear

*shakes head*

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:44, archived)

*groan*

;¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:46, archived)

That's

a lot of chocolate.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:46, archived)

MANDATE - the best boy band in town

anyone wanna come see my band?

(scrotalsack, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:37, archived)

bigger!

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:38, archived)

MUCH

BIGGER!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

Woo

But arent you supposed to shop the image before you post it?

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

Wait a minute

Number 4 from the left lives down my road and he's a miserable little scrote.

(Von Trapp, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

BIGGER!

in both file size and image size please, perhaps make it a bitmap

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

TEH BMP

B
i
g
g
e
r

(Barbara's Bush, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:44, archived)

agghhh

teh chavs

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:45, archived)

Are you quite sure that image is

of sufficient size?

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:40, archived)

woo!

3rd from right will be in my nightmares tonight. Too reminiscent of the NSPCC advert with the ginger doll....

and a big woo to your username, also!

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:40, archived)

*squint*

squint industries™

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:41, archived)

With Firefox you can zoom in on the image

At maximum zoom I can just about see it if I wear 2 pairs of glasses.

I think it's a kitten. Or the Quo.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:47, archived)

The text ought to have an apostrophe...

/punctuation police

PS Bigger!

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:49, archived)

APOSTROFUCKINGPHE.

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Comma, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:50, archived)

second'ed

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:52, archived)

Surely...

Thirded? ;-)

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:55, archived)

please,

some of us are still hungover from the weekend :)

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:53, archived)

It needs to be BIGGER!

It's just barely larger than my screen.

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:51, archived)

welcome to b3ta...

you should try and keep still images down to 50kb or so, there's help about how to optimise them here:
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 18:15, archived)

some say it can't be true...

disparate visuophiles can clicky for less compression, for what little difference it makes...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:34, archived)

Pig!

Wahey!

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?

and for all the little piggies life is getting worse...

(whatsinaname, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

it can't be true.

woo yay!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

ooh,

the punnage, it burns...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:52, archived)

Horay!

First post! Woo!

(HRian, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:31, archived)

Taytos!

Excellent... The finest crisps in the world!

(Preacher, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:34, archived)

first posty

first post for me too! being watchin this bitch for years. i have nothing to contribute either.
yes!

(ClareyFairy, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

well done to both of you

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 18:10, archived)

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theWooinator, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:28, archived)

My gay uncle

thought that was robin's cousin
surprisingly he has never been diagnosed with any learning difficulites.

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:34, archived)

They're very close

(fid, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:24, archived)

I would..

Yay for double girls. Though I'm a bit worried that there might not be much booby on offer. They seem to be stuck together at the norks.

(Von Trapp, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:26, archived)

Please

saythat that is not shopped, cos if it isn't, FWAPPAGE to conjoined twins

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theWooinator, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:29, archived)

even the bloke on the left

with the blonde wig on, sicko

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha

Little rich wouldn't you say chopsy?

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

as many people can vouch

i am all the sexy

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:38, archived)

You fucking are!

*fwaps*

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:39, archived)

YAY! reminds me of the cheeky girl

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:30, archived)

i bloody would

saucy little vampire sluts

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:33, archived)

You know what?

They remind me of the Chuckles.

to me, to you... etc.

(Von Trapp, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

Phwoar

*fwap fwap fwap fwap*

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:33, archived)

yay

for blondes with black eyebrows!

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:50, archived)

Old one!

If this has been done, then sorry!
It's my first post and I thought I would try my hand at this photoshop pun-ery!

Although if I saw a Cod on the tube with white headphones I would slap it!

(Wiffle, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:24, archived)

Huzzah!

Nicely done! Welcome to b3ta :-)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:27, archived)

Heh, welcome.

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:28, archived)

Very Good!

I think the Gentleman market is often underlooked!

(Wiffle, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:36, archived)

Woo welcome

I like this, and it is better than I could've done

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Brown cow, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:31, archived)

woo

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gazz, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 18:20, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

ahaha

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:10, archived)

Is this glasscock?

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/15/mpaa_hanff_suit/

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:19, archived)

Yay

very good

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homonk, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)

smashing

****

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)

wooperb!

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Spunkmeyer, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:19, archived)

lovely

w/y

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:20, archived)

nice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:22, archived)

Pft!

Like it!

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:23, archived)

Another bad joke

Also poorly done, and no doubt done before, but better.

(teclo, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

hahaha

pope-on-a-rope

woo!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)

yes...

not enough nippleage I'm afraid.

BOO!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)

Better?

(teclo, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

NIPPLES

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

a rope?

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:40, archived)

that made a funny image in my head

sadly i lack the skills and inclination to make it reality

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:53, archived)

er...

*thinks....

Yes, that'll do for now!

BOO!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:20, archived)

pope on a thin piece of piss round a tasty birds neck.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

mmmmmmm... poo

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lemony, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

...my one weakness.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

why yes i am mad about poo!

tell me more!

woo!

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slight yoinks!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:24, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

ah ah

mother in law?

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

your wifes mother

or husbands, but the wifes mother is the thing of comedy gold

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

"Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it."

"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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homonk, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

hahahahaha

afternoon people

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lemony, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:02, archived)

Fact

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Bananiel, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

HAHAHA

Still need to get A buddy Christ for my dashboard (if I had a car, and could drive)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

Umm...

What do you mean "my all gay"..?

(noom, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:09, archived)

I mean

www.yourallgay.com

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Bananiel, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

Clue:

www.yourallgay.com :)

EDIT: Mindpiss = check.

*Bop Bop Bop*

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:15, archived)

pfft

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homonk, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

aww

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:58, archived)

Pffft!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

top

woo

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:02, archived)

Im watching Neon Genesis Evangelion Death and Rebirth

(1st movie from anime)
God I love the soundtrack, cant get it anywhere.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

I may be able to

help you with that.

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

Wow!

Cool!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:06, archived)

Ah. I can't help you with that.

Except suggesting you try BitTorrent, eDonkey2000, GNUtella etc.

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)

here

it is

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:11, archived)

here is

all the evangelion music

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

god what a lame ending to it tho.

all the versions.

shinji is such a punchable little twat of a fictional character.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 18:03, archived)

End Of eva is better

Meah

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 18:05, archived)

aww it's true love

woo yay

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

see

also

(_, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

Catnip got shopped

(Fe4r, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:55, archived)

hahaha

nice. have a woo.

(Was the 'your' instead of 'you're' purposeful or a typo?)

(otterDave, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

and

'smugle' instead of 'smuggle'.

Woo to original pic though.

(Andy-, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

I wish Photoshop had a spell cheque

(Fe4r, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:02, archived)

it has

right click, check spelling

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mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:08, archived)

or Alt + Shift then 'check spelling'

(on a Mac it's Apple + Shift I believe)

pfffft!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)

he he...

smugle

woo!

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

RedX

again? What's going on here.

(Fe4r, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

you need to type in the words:

"override all security" when you login, otherwise the best pics will be censored by the Mods.

BOO!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

hehe

that cat looks familiar ;)

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

Woo!

'Tis a good Noobie Toosday this week. Nice One!

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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

cat scan?

i preferred the lab report myself...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:17, archived)

More fluffystuff - doomemu

Fluffy Doom 3?

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:54, archived)

how can something whose brain is smaller than it's eye

look like it's gonna stab me with it's mouth?

*hides*

(whatsinaname, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:55, archived)

He's so proud....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:51, archived)

wow

if we have some more b3ta awards
thats what they should look like!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:53, archived)

When

Do i get one? I'd love one....

(ls25 oooh looky here!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:31, archived)

Fluffystuff - meermus

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)

hahahaha awwwwwwww

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)

memus?

emeerkats?
woo, whatever they're called

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)

merestriches?

ostricats?

or are they meremus? or emerecats?
woo to whatever they are!

(whatsinaname, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)

cock off!!!

I got conned into farming them, I did.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:51, archived)

ppfffffffffttttttttttttt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

I have some relatives of theirs...

(noom, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

heh heh heh

top shop!!

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lemony, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:04, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:46, archived)

BOO!

edit: WOO!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

Jeebus!

That's scary.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

is it just me..

or can I see a face and two hands???

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:51, archived)

Nope,

must just be you ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:54, archived)

working overtime are we???

Note to self: stop taking the hallucinogenic pills

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:58, archived)

Not

any more. Slater!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

here you go

try it with this one...

Woof!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:00, archived)

Now I am not the only one seeing that!!

Woosome!!

Edit/ you have a great job, getting to blow things up all day!!

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

SUPERVOLCANO!

The factually dramatised photoshop based entirely upon science and fiction.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:48, archived)

Excellent

Thats fucking fangtastic

(bite down - its going in dry, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:48, archived)

reminds me of the

end of the poor
"Christine" a-like movie -The Car

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:52, archived)

fantastically well done

It's based on a true story... it just hasn't happened yet

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:52, archived)

oooh

very good

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:55, archived)

...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:42, archived)

roflecopters!

ace :)

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slight yoinks!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:43, archived)

The curl hurts my brain....

otherwise, heh heh heh, woman drivers...........

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:44, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

tee hee hee

Now i shall tell a joke that in no way represents my views.

Why can't women drive?

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:48, archived)

because

they dont know the diff between a putter and a 9 iron??

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)

......

nope, there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Then a man walked into a drumkit "ow my twunting knee!"

(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

cos they're ugly and they smell

I am 100% charmer

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:51, archived)

ahahahahaa!

ahahahahaa!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)

i'll repost this then too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)

:o(

poor perkin...

(whatsinaname, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)

I know

i felt a bit guilty whilst making it, but then I remembered the theme tune and wasn't sorry at all.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)

I don't know

Why can't women drive?

(Dermot O'Logical, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)

because

my mother-in-law is so fucking fat

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:53, archived)

alright Mr wibbly

I admit, it made me chuckle.
*jumps up and down pointing at the yellow one*

(its a bloody shambles, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:45, archived)

hahahahaha

soon to be appearing in an email inbox near you

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:45, archived)

Perfect!

I will forward that to my girlfriend to gain a free clip round the earhole.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:46, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

next election issue: ban on women-drivers - it's just common sense, y'know...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

WooOOOoooOOOo!

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Bananiel, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

<img src="http://www.stickfigureninja.com/images/chasewoo.gif">

hahahahahahahaha

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:47, archived)

hee hee!

true enough

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant

Lovely stuff.

Oh, and because it fell of the board.. www.b3ta.com/board/4375332

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)

oooo,

you lucky fellow :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:55, archived)

hee hee nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:05, archived)

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