That's not rightHe's not throwing rubbish into the water or smoking
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:41,
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yeah wellAt least he has his precious monkey beer
(
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:44,
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androgyny confuses bear, provokes vicious fruit-laden attack
Sexy Picard 2000,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:42,
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A new Joke!!!!!!!!!!11111What's a masochist's favorite gas? c2h5!
Haw-haw-haw-haw!
Edit: I messed it up. Propane is c3h8. Sorry.
I'm an American.
(Haw-haw-haw-haw!
Edit: I messed it up. Propane is c3h8. Sorry.
I'm an American.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:37,
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What's he doing with his fist?Also, why do sprinters love facial hair? For the "must-dash"!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:48,
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Are you orange?What's brown and sticky? A stick!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49,
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Whats black and runny...Linford christie
::re-lurks::
(::re-lurks::
[DTMX] Fishing hook,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52,
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hahahaha!step 1: confusion
step 2: ?????
step 3: $$$$$$$$
Purple Onion,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:55,
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I'm the one who's richit's a pyramid scam, you see.
*drinks dom perignon out of beer mug*
Purple Onion,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:59,
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^we`re in trouble now
*goes home in order to avoid pending disaster*
(*goes home in order to avoid pending disaster*
Reckless_Rik,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49,
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i was gonna saywhy would a masochist like ethene
(
The Incredible... accident free since,
Tue 3 May 2005, 18:11,
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You used an image generator to make thatand you still used awful punctuation.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:35,
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me neitherapart from the full stops and capitals thing?
what's an image generator?
(what's an image generator?
spacehog,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47,
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Oh go awaySome people here actually voted labour, you offend me
(
Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47,
archived)
Turducken
Tuducken is an American delicacy, served at Thanksgiven. It is a duck, baked inside a chicken, baked inside a turkey. Google it. It looks disgusting. More importantly, it is a food that begins with the word "turd". They could have called it Du-ick-ey.
that looks vaguely photoshoppedbut I'll agree with you, for the hell of it.
Damn those americanising bastards!
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:36,
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Damn those americanising bastards!
I don't know about my fellow countrymen/womyn on this board, but...while I have heard of it, I have never had Tuducken, nor would I.
Oven-roasted turkey is nearly the foulest substance known to man with Marmite coming in first.
(Oven-roasted turkey is nearly the foulest substance known to man with Marmite coming in first.
cciulla doesn't have a board sig.,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:36,
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Its not as good as the medieval "Helmeted Cock"which is a chicken dressed as a knight riding a pig
google it
I've always wanted to cook one, but my oven is too small
(google it
I've always wanted to cook one, but my oven is too small
dr_fonz,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:37,
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Oh yeah?SFW an' all
http://www.godecookery.com/helmeted/helmeted.htm
"Et quant ell'est doree la convient mettre a chevauchons sur le cochon"
(http://www.godecookery.com/helmeted/helmeted.htm
"Et quant ell'est doree la convient mettre a chevauchons sur le cochon"
dr_fonz,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:41,
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pfftsounds gode to me
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 3 May 2005, 18:09,
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'American delicacy' might be too strong a term.I don't know of anyone in this vast land who has ever actually attempted turduckening.
( Sexy Picard 2000,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38,
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urp.I'm ok -- I just vomited a little in my mouth.
Prolapsed chicken, indeed.
prolapsed chicken. pffft.
(Prolapsed chicken, indeed.
prolapsed chicken. pffft.
cciulla doesn't have a board sig.,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:42,
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Oh GodThat looks like the morning after a party on goatse's yacht. Imagine eating the f***er.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49,
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Kelloggs went overboard with the new design...Snap, Crackle and Plop
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33,
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hahahahahhahahhe's a poo! *plop* *plop* *plop*
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:34,
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![[DTMX]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/DTMX/mintybuddy.gif)
LOLNever heard that before - nice one :)
(Or am I slow/retarded/reclusive*? Delete as applicable.)
((Or am I slow/retarded/reclusive*? Delete as applicable.)
Father_Ted Drink!,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33,
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ha ha ha. The priests approve of this.
@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38,
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hahahahanice perspectivisation* too!
*not in all dictionaries
(*not in all dictionaries
spacehog,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Mysteries of the Universe Explained"){kind=small}
terrible pearoast for compo...
click here for the same but with real bum music...
www.mistermunro.co.uk/godfinger
RETURN OF THE NINJA EDIT.My my, you do like those.
Although, I must refresh so often that I notice.
*cries*
(Although, I must refresh so often that I notice.
*cries*
chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:27,
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erm...I don't think I edited that post, so why do you think I did?
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:29,
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HmmPossibly wasn't you then. I'm sure someone said "Return of the legend" or something.
I'm just too click-happy.
They were first to reply anyway
(I'm just too click-happy.
They were first to reply anyway
chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:29,
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pssstI saw it too. Solidarity!
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig.,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:31,
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Has the 2D hoax been exposed yet?i decided to do a bit of work* this afternoon so I've been missing the saga.
* i.e. a couple games of pool, some non-b3ta surfing, and lunch.
(* i.e. a couple games of pool, some non-b3ta surfing, and lunch.
dr_fonz,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:26,
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I don't want that to be true...but I'm afraid it is.
well, maybe 'shit' is a bit strong. Why oh why did he leave?
(well, maybe 'shit' is a bit strong. Why oh why did he leave?
spacehog,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33,
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'kin ellthats good.... so is the 2D animation just down the page 8)
( Frogbeat,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33,
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absolute classare there any links in these random mashes?
(
slippery doctore,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:28,
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This oneis clearly about the dangers of extreme sporting in an urban environment.
( dr_fonz,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:30,
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I think if you work out the visual cluesYou get a map to buried treasure.
Or something.
Anyone else here old enough to remember the Kit Williams book Masquerade and the buried golden hare?
(Or something.
Anyone else here old enough to remember the Kit Williams book Masquerade and the buried golden hare?
Vulthoom,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:30,
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Yes. It was found many years ago.Some guys was doing the research, but blabbed about it a bit too loudly. A fellow treasure hunter set up in the same area and it was he who found the golden hare.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:37,
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Cheers for that.I have to say i havnt lost any sleep over it.
Just i didnt ever hear the result.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:39,
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Just i didnt ever hear the result.
hang on a second.Where did the "probably not?" go to....
( chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:17,
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Ifeel Privileged. And not that Joanna bloody Lumley advert.
( chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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I like Michael Winner.He is happy to mock himself, and yet remains pompous.
He claims that his central influence was the great Spanish surrealist director Luis Bunuel, of Belle de Jour and Le Chien Andalou fame. I doubt this is true.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:25,
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He claims that his central influence was the great Spanish surrealist director Luis Bunuel, of Belle de Jour and Le Chien Andalou fame. I doubt this is true.
This argument has been raging since before the beginning of time."Could it be mistaken for porn?"
Well, technically, I don't think it could be mistaken for porn, and therefore it SHOULD be safe for work. However, it contains boobs and so I have decided to post a link instead. What a nice chap I am.
It's ART! ART, I tell you. Fuck it, it really doesn't matter. We live in a world in which Stephen Murphy is World Snooker Champion. Nothing makes sense anymore.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18,
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Well, technically, I don't think it could be mistaken for porn, and therefore it SHOULD be safe for work. However, it contains boobs and so I have decided to post a link instead. What a nice chap I am.
It's ART! ART, I tell you. Fuck it, it really doesn't matter. We live in a world in which Stephen Murphy is World Snooker Champion. Nothing makes sense anymore.
your site is blocked by websense hereso i'm assuming you're into kiddy porn
(
mongychops,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19,
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No.My site is blocked because it's so entertaining and amazing that if you saw it, you would never get any work done.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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No. I have indulged in many fetishes,but I have no erotic feelings towards children. In fact they disgust me slightly.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:27,
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ArtPfft. So is this
www.jabcomix.com/jabarchives/comix/wronghouse/Page09.htm
NSFW. Really.
(www.jabcomix.com/jabarchives/comix/wronghouse/Page09.htm
NSFW. Really.
chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:20,
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Why......was that link already purple...
(
The Sisko I hate the whole world,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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Yes. I had a nagging feeling his name wasn't Stephen.Shaun Murphy. Nice chap. A bit fat.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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most certainly unafraid of the piesI didn`t really care who won (which is unusual) but I wanted it to go to the final frame, and for it to be a real nail biter
( Reckless_Rik,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:33,
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I think the argument should not be "Could it be mistaken for porn?"but instead should be "Could it be mistaken for porn by someone's over-50 over-weight over-sensitive female manager?"
That sounds horribly sexist, but I honestly do think a male manager would be less bothered.
(That sounds horribly sexist, but I honestly do think a male manager would be less bothered.
laminasni isn't.,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:28,
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i wish you'd stop calling me that
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18,
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We live in an age of relentless hyperbole,so it's best to understate everything.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:28,
archived)
nowt wrong with that/you sick fuck
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:10,
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Pfff I love that jokeHavent heard it in years
Well done!
(Well done!
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:10,
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Amazingly...I heard it in a pub in Kerry over the weekend! But before that.... years!
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:13,
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bwaaahahahahahahahahaThat is so wrong.
woo
(woo
cciulla doesn't have a board sig.,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:10,
archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!Hahahahahahahaha!
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:11,
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I love the look on the dad's face there.It's like he's thinking, God I hate you so much.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:13,
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yea he's likewell i don't want it
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:16,
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Little bastard
Think im gonna do a series of these
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:06,
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HAHTeh Chav
www.directappliances.co.uk/products/3788-sebo__felix_9804am_classic_upright_vacuum_cleaner.html
(www.directappliances.co.uk/products/3788-sebo__felix_9804am_classic_upright_vacuum_cleaner.html
chandler3224,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:09,
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hahaa!nice one
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:12,
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i think you should do a series of theseyou little bastard
; )
(; )
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:12,
archived)
Who u calling a bastard?Anyways, Im looking at all the annual covers, and he looks like hes tripping on most!
have a look www.see.ed.ac.uk/~afm/followers/annuals.html
(have a look www.see.ed.ac.uk/~afm/followers/annuals.html
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19,
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Hahahaahhe's PD'ing in 1975, '74 looks like he's off his tits in the snow...who'd have thought it
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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woo!seeing as it's a daily express annual, i thought i'd make something very crap:
sorry
(sorry
clorey mcnuggety,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:18,
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you've stolen thatfrom a site with some very annoying pop-ups.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:11,
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either wayit has very annoying pop-ups.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:15,
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..oh what the hell...
EDIT: they had a simulated exercise called "Operation Tripod" and Operation Northern Guardian" overseen by Cheney that day that had the effect of making Norad stand down from intercepting the jets (they assumed it was an exercise- coincidence?) don't you know....
FBI translator and whistle blower Sybil Edmonds has gag order on her because she wants to spill the beans
etc etc
wouldboth of them
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:08,
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cobblers..who knowsbut alot of ewell informed whistleblowers with access to intelligence are thinking its a coverup and wllling to testify before congress such as Cowleen Rowley etc
som thing don't smell right and its not just the beans
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:13,
archived)
som thing don't smell right and its not just the beans
who fucking caresnot me that's for sure, if they want to kill each other let them
( mongychops,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:21,
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Bush back in powerSaudi Arabia untouched, despite all the 9/11 terrorists coming from Saudi.
The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.
Edit: sorry - that's horribly glib
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:15,
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The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.
Edit: sorry - that's horribly glib
.. how am I going to get to pay day with fuck all money?hmmm you`re right :\
Reckless_Rik,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:16,
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and how many times is 911 mentioned as justification each time another civil libertiy hits the shit
rearrange the sentence:
HItler down Reishtag burned his own to gain power
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:17,
archived)
rearrange the sentence:
HItler down Reishtag burned his own to gain power
power down his own Reichstag to gain burned Hitler dingochutney *parp*,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:19,
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is that like the Reichstag?power down Reichstag to gain his own burned Hitler
Reckless_Rik,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:20,
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*funny tickly feeling in nether parts*gosh!
( dingochutney *parp*,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:23,
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YepMany Americans consider themselves free, but I read this a few days ago:
Secrecy is the cornerstone of all tyranny. Not force, but secrecy...censorship. When any government, or any church, for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mightily little force is needed to control a man who has been hoodwinked; Contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; The most you can do is kill him. - Robert A. Heinlein
Made me think
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:21,
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Secrecy is the cornerstone of all tyranny. Not force, but secrecy...censorship. When any government, or any church, for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mightily little force is needed to control a man who has been hoodwinked; Contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; The most you can do is kill him. - Robert A. Heinlein
Made me think
Read 1984You may think differently about that last bit.
( dingochutney *parp*,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:22,
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I have read it - quite a while agoI remember there being quite a lot of secrecy surrounding Big Brother.
Edit: And you could argue he does not have a free mind.
But I suppose you're right. If only one person sees the truth, there's not a lot he can do about it.
(,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:26,
archived)
Edit: And you could argue he does not have a free mind.
But I suppose you're right. If only one person sees the truth, there's not a lot he can do about it.
she needs motor action training never mind gagging, if she keep spilling the beansmmm toast
Reckless_Rik,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:12,
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noice charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:04,
archived)
Yay!*throws ice cream at the screen*
(
Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Tue 3 May 2005, 17:05,
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