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[challenge entry] Gasp, they're not actually moving you know.


Hypnotic - check.
Evil - check.
Ergo, a valid compo entry.


And yes, I fess up, I did nick the move-y flower thing from BoreMe.com.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:36, archived)
# My poor head
ow...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:38, archived)
# MY FUCKING EYES
MMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:38, archived)
# aaargh my mongy eyes :)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:38, archived)
# haha "pink strat copy"
class
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Jesus christ man, not at this hour!
S'woo, but dear god not at this hour!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Yoink!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:40, archived)
# bindun
elsewhere, yawns Gianthead
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)
# my head
such a mean thing to do at this time n the morning
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Hypnotic indeed
I've been staring on this thing for a couple of minutes now. Soon, I'll be you slave eternally.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:49, archived)
# ye gods!
thank's
I've always wanted third degree burns on my retinas.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:03, archived)
# I don't feel well
I think I'm gonna be sick...





Yup. I was right.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Twitchy flowers
Argh, they keep twitching! (looks away) *flinch*! Aagh~!
(, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 1:59, archived)
# STOP IT! Arrrgh!
Spinning out!
(, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Or maybe this...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:34, archived)
# hoho!
hurray for heads coming off!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:38, archived)
# haaha parp!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
wheeeeee
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Decapitation..
is just fundamentally funny.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:57, archived)
# not this one tho'
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I'm shite
no hummus
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# hehe
is that madam guillotine?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:39, archived)
# The trees quiver,
the bricks bounce and the fried eggs dance merrily on the grass.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:33, archived)
# nice!
puts me in the mood for a fried egg sandwich

.. plus tomato sauce of course
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it does say practical......
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Gotta learn that
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Have some fun with this.... I have no creative juices this morning to add to it anything worth posting.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:47, archived)
# christ
// vomits
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Hummus?
What's that then?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# What? No Tunnocks?
It's been on the board for a good 50 minutes now, and *still* no Tunnocks Boy? Ah well, I guess that bandwagon shucked a wheel and tossed its passengers into a ditch, breaking limbs, ribs, backs and necks on the way down...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:21, archived)
# hmmmmmmm


aren't they all though?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:30, archived)
# arf
you are correct

i think that one is a megaturnip
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:33, archived)
# ooooh
i was thrown by the carniverous flower head-appendage, you see...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:40, archived)
# that's the mega bit
don't get too close or it'll rip your throat out
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:42, archived)
# isnt it a
piffle-triffid?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:47, archived)
# a turnip
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:34, archived)
# have this way too early entry...

It's a little hard to read at 400px but rules is rules...

biggy
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:21, archived)
# rules?
post a small one then link to a legible one.
I presume this is another "cops shot a brazillian" reference.
well done.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:23, archived)
# ooooh
someone's tired
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:24, archived)
# did that come off as a little ranty?
oops. haha. i want my dummy.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:31, archived)
# there you go...
all better now :o)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:29, archived)
# thank you!
i like your transparency on the speech marks.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:31, archived)
# why thank you....
I think it looks a little nicer :o)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Another "Special Fit Moment"
Suzy models the new stain resistant jumper.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:15, archived)
# *waits for the addkition of a CDC*
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:16, archived)
# whats that?
?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Cock
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:37, archived)
# i can't belive
you got that mo mowlam hospice pic!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:16, archived)
# "Bellamy save tree. Not destroy tree. Save tree. Not destroy tree. Save not tree. BELLAMY DESTROY TREE!"
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Fabulous!
What a lovely first image to see in the morning...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:15, archived)
# Haha
that reminds me of neville for some reason
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:15, archived)
# Now that
is a rather woo thing to be top o the board and the first thing I see today, so woo + 'ning
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Oh my
that's scary. Woo.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:16, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
He's so primal!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning :)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:29, archived)
# : )
'Ning hunny, hows the brain? Suitably fried?

(Sorry, I had to turn it off, it was doing terrible things!)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:39, archived)
# haha lightweight...listening to it now :)

morning neighbours!!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:52, archived)
# raaaawr chomp
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Tip top!
yay!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Yes!
yes yes yes yes yes yes. I rather like that so I do. FP it!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
Smashing :¬)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:32, archived)
# yes!
what a fabulous animation

have a chocolate hob nob
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha!
eyebrow action!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:52, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:56, archived)
# smashing!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:58, archived)
# that is clearly bonkers
Hurrah!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Christ
I love that far more than I should.

Woo to you!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# sooper
wyh
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Is he
the monster in Lost?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# that is stunning
comedy gold to boot. brilliant movement, and the eyes are freakishly like a The Neville drawing...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
that is wonderful!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Woo!
I... am not... a gun

/Iron Giant
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Currently the only fp
that doesn't suck.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# ahahaha
teh awesomeness
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# I LOve ThiS
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 23:39, archived)
# it's the precious....
I don't like the new IE 7 logo

I prefer mine - I feel it's more accurate
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)
# lol
red x here, which I think sums up IE7 completely.

clicky for piccy:
www.be-spoke.com/shop/images/ie7.jpg

WOO! YAY! etc.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
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HTTP Error 403 - Forbidden
Internet Explorer
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# It's only because I hate you
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:10, archived)
# ooh mister .htaccess
:p

GOD YOU SMELL GOOD
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:44, archived)
#
click the link, go to the address bar, stick a space at the end, then hit return.

this clears your referer header
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:57, archived)
# dunno..I like it
waits for the new interfirefox ripoff 7 explorer
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Wahey! Repost ahoy!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Wahey! Top spong!
even if it is what it is
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:17, archived)
# heh heh, opera's good
and fast. But not free. And Firefox is full of fantastic extensions.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:18, archived)
# I know we've been here before
so I'm not going to bite. I like Opera, Opera is nice because you don't have to install a bunch of extensions, they come with it as standard. You like Firefox. That's nice too.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:28, archived)
# The hummus has not been with me this morning
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Ahhh
He's lully
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)
# hehe parp!
'ning
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Surely he's suffered enough!


(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)
# I thought this was a dth news post :D
woo!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# I wanted to beat him to it!
()()()()(||:)

(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:58, archived)
# fluffy, without kittens
goodmorning



obviously I do NOT love YOU (we've never even MET --- *tsk* )

I made this for my girlfriend
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:57, archived)
# Well
I love you so there!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:05, archived)
# hehe
OK - you talked me into it - I love you too

this is only my second animation - it seems a bit frenetic!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# slower!
a longer pause on the final frame would be better.
that is all.
woo.
(i'm now stealing it and sending it to my wife.)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:08, archived)
# slower
ahha - thanks - the tip I need - but I dunno how to do it -- back to the drawing board!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Very
nicely dun.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:11, archived)
# I dont have to talk to the stupid general public today!!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Whatever you do in life...Never work for Pearson VUE.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Totally agree!
check out www.clientcopia.com/ for some very funny examples of stupid general public.

I am not associated with www.clientcopia.com/ in any way, but I am associated with www.transexuals4peace.com - donate money to menchicks for world peace today!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:48, archived)
# link dont work,,,,,,
poo :(
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:50, archived)
# until there is world peace
the transexuals will remain at large, but anonymous. They're a bit like the A-Team: if you know where to find them...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:03, archived)
# A little political humour

Ok, yes, it's *not funny*. The Fear might have made it funny.
But not as accurate.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:38, archived)
# is that barbara bush?
in that case you are forgiven°)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:40, archived)
# Yep!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:42, archived)
# A peatoast from a few days ago

Because the board is slow, and I don't think you guys have seen it...

I'm working on new stuff...watch this space...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:32, archived)
# ooh
is that Lost?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:36, archived)
# it certainly looks like it
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:37, archived)
# love that prog :)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:04, archived)
# I think it looks like both
a cavalcade of shite
and a travesty
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:19, archived)
# oh dear
you just slipped in my ratings ;p

(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He is THE greatest actor of our generation
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:56, archived)
#
ooM
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:18, archived)
# Rob Schneider is.... a carrot!
/South Park
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:24, archived)
# hahaha
Rob Schneider in... tee tum tee tum tee tum
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:02, archived)
# .
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:11, archived)
# But why do they make shirts out of such horrid patterned material?
*orders*
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:14, archived)
# the fabrics are actually picked out by members of the Downs Syndrome community
also, they are scotchguarded to be dribble resistant

Edit: try here for some pretty fabrics more suitable for one of your gender

www.specialfitonline.com/womens_clothing.html
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:16, archived)
# eeeps! They're all friends of Dorothy!
www.specialfitonline.com/stock/Dorothy.jpg

She give me the fear!

EDIT: Cheeky b'stard! Ooooh, suede slacks with velcro tabs that are a little bigger to make dressing easier. And an elastic waistband insures a snug fit so pants stay at the waist level and shirts stay tucked in.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 7:19, archived)
# What a cool service!
I wish I could find clothing for fat bastards that easily!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:04, archived)

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