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[challenge entry] Sell a Brits tea on the toilet?

I prefer the nevilles' approch to this

Edit: now with super hot selling action
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Me too
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# It makes the compo less crap
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Um...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Looks like Landing a Thunderbird 2
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Do they come out
on strings?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# depends what you've been eating
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Yesterday's curry
is gooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess who
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Gah!!!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# mindpissage!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# What else were we meant to say?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Gah!?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Yup
GAH!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# I guess your right
theres not much else you can say about it.
But my mind has been pissed on enough in the last week so Im a little tetchy
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# *strokes*
There, there...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# *is soothed*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Glad to be of service.
That will be $14.03
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# *looks shifty*
*runs*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Gah!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Gak?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Hag!
Damn my dyslexia.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Gagh!
for dinner.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Gaz
IM me
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# dave vittie
from Breakfast
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Wow
how sinister.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# eep
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Aaarrgghh!
*hides under desk*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Aaaarrgghh!
*hides under Geoff the Clownfish*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
....dark down here innit?
:0
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# *forms a terrified threesome*

Hold me . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *Senses fourth prescence under desk*
Eeeeek! - Scary nun lady's found us!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# *films*




6.Profits
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# *cowers*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# BellaMadonna!
How cool....
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# thats rather creepy
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# heh heh
the virgin mary looks so sinister

explains a lot of things
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# needs more grey circles and white text
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# The eyes!
Argh!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Yes!
Sexy nuns at last!

Woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# have a wander.....if you have not already
meanwhile

dont flame me if you have already been was really just seeing if i could do a image post!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Asking not to be flamed is reason enough to flame you
But First Ill ask you to post something else with the link to make everyone happy
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Yes you can do an image post
Well done you.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# The preview button is your friend
: )
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] streamless

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# pfftft
no streams visible at all
woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Whoops
Nice. Reminds me of BB/Sigma's obsession with Mrs Blair. Who is he now, is it you?
*Eyes suspiciously*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
follows on nicely from Mushybees below

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# is it fluffy time yet?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Beak!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# nope
but keep checking
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# awww! it's got to be though!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] frankly my dear...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Hhahahahaahahhaha
that made me laugh like a loon. Woo yay houpla, and so on.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# ..

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# rapist
training school
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# with that chap Eric thingie being the test victim
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Eddie?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Mendoza?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Genoa?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Woo!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# I saw a signpost to it the otherday
and actually managed to remeber about it :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)
# remember about what?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# oops in all the excitement of seeing him bandwagon-ed to fuck, I forgot his name ;)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Thass just rude!

We didn't forget your name when you were bandwaggoned . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# sexy nuns!
or a catgirl on a jetski
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# the most annoying supermarket trolley ever!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# ever? you mean they get worse?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Yup!

*points to 'Now that's what I call the worst supermarket trolley EVER vol 42'*


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# I have a copy of 'Now thats what I call an Annoying shopping trolley 17'
Its the one from the early 90s so a lot of them blow a whistle whenever they move
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# easy!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah, but I want JJ to draw it . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Sexy
Cherie!


*boik*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# that's not annoying
it's seeeexXxyyyy!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# The power of funk
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# A
celebrity on the toilet would be fookin' hysterical ;¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# 'noon Vuvu!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Noon,
hatster...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# are you well?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Very well,
ta
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Great!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Smashing :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Hehehe!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# *points*

PERV!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# What do you mean?


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# hee hee
I don't know what you are on about, but I wanna see it
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# donkey trouser pods.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Hopeless squaddies
burning down the wrong Vietnamese village, while the sergeant looks on aghast!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# So simply any part
of teh Vietnam War then?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# grey circles, white text
and that eddie guy please
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# chocolate
and a cup-a-soup!

or something involving airports ...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Bananas from space
please
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# two monkeys having a motorbike race
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# and falling in love
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# hey, this isn't Hollywood
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# bacon
and eggs
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Two sexy female death gods sword fighting on a rope bridge over a pit of lava while a space battle rages overhead.
Also there are sharks in the lava.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# motorised teabag carousel
under 12's only
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# SEX ROBOT
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I call him Oranguman
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# awww
he's lovely.

*cuddles*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I saw his sister this morning
lovely teeth!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# gah!
You cad! I wondered where my wife had run off to!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# I think you said
you wanted this the other day.
Enjoy.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha!
I did too - Mistress Whippy (mmmm!)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# haha good lord!
i'm resisting the urge to click
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Magic Cat

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# when you say "magic"
...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# yes, magic . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# and again
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That's magic!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# we had to stop ours waving
it was making the dog go shitting mental!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I see you magic cat
and raise you this one I found on my hols in Japan

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# And you've not animated it?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# That cat's
calling you a gayer. Kill it hard
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# That
Is flipping ace.

I bow down before your treasure beckoning cat!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry, but I just can't believe that Kylie squeezes out sweaty logs.
I can only presume the daily poo-fairies go to work.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I would hope she took
her knickers off before she pooed.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I jus' hoped she took her knickers off . . .


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Mmmmm
Cardassian Prescott is aroused...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# quick!

Throw him an egg!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# fantasmatastic
gave me a giggle
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# she never wears any
never

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# that's because
I steal them all from her washing line
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# she left 'em
at my house.

I use them as a handkerchief.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# haw, britney doll
haw's it gaun?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# sweet jesus
that took me fucking ages to get!
you massive bastard.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# *looks blank*
*awaits inevitable explanation for spazmos*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Sell-a-Britney
on the toilet...it's shite, I know :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# that's
bloody awful



i'm laughing at how awful it is.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear! Tony, get the tissues......
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hehehehe!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
brilliant!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha!
fandabidoozy
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hehehe
the dirty old tramp
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Hurrah!
*awards one Tena Lady*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# HAHA
I used to work for her and a guy at the office was once sent out to buy breast pumps to stop leakage.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I am always jelous when you post here.
Theres a few people on the board who make us all realise how crap our pics really are.

TJ:
Anyone know what |= means in C++?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# !=
not equal
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# same as += except it's on the '|' operator instead of the '+'
Bitwise inclusive OR and assign
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Absolutely............


............Seamless!!!111!!!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I used
to have that pic on the bottom of my variflex xp skateboard, so:

Woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Very nice.
It just made me think: I suppose iPoo has been done a thousand times over?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
# SSSHHHHHHHHHH
Don't give people idea's
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Amazingly
Glasscock only thinks it's been done 61 times, not 1000.
glassco.cx/search?q=ipoo&board=main&order=d
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Yes but thats
61 times too many. Plus your search only covered Ipoo just one of the nearly 1000 variants of the Ipod bandwagon. Do you really want to let these cunts loose?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That's when he had the inspiration for
his film "The Turds" which was later amended for the sake of his more cautious film producers.

If Channel 4 was a celeb
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
# G'noon, M'lady!

EDIT: Hehehehe! Thass ACE!


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Good noon Mr Hat
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# He He
Winner
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ooh, that 's a bit nice!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha!
I love the way the camera PANS on that
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# And
the masterful way they use the crapperclapper-board, too.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# nice!
send it to this year`s Channel 4 competition ;)

(ps2) FREEDOM!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# That is fantastic
maybe thats what the logo was inspired by, cos it fits so well.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha!

winner!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)
# vey
clebber
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# he did used to sit on the toilet at dinner didn't he
or was that just something that was in Terry Johnson's play Hitchcock Blonde?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That looks...
WAY too much like L Ron Hubbard...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 22:40, archived)
# How rare
very nice.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] So it's good-shite from me and...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
nice :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Oh yes
Do Barker as well!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Linda
preferably
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# arf
nicely done
woo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)
# ^--- this
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# His finest mono log to date...

Snap :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# ha! does he use one of those special seat covers
to stop him falling in?

and good afternoon to you
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# No, he levitates using bum jets.
And hello
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)
# :D
bumjets
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha. Ronnie Corbett
is my dad. (May not be true.)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Celery Bright-Eyes on the toilet, you say?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
winner
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)
# now do "Sell "Ebrit Eyes"
with a man standing on a toilet selling the eyes of some wonderful creature
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# or silly bra-ties
is it a bra - is it a tie - its both! and a toilet with boobs wearing one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# arf
I see where you're going with these :¬)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Van > men with white coats > asylum > padded room > profit!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# burning like fire?
He shouldn't have had that curry then!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Is it
a kind of creeeam,
Seeping out on the tiiiiide?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Holy crap
thats sure is some scary veg.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

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