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# ..
(Volcanic Panic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
# so?
a bit of badger molesting never went amiss
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:55, archived)
# ...
I don't know where to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Volcanic Panic introduces yet another crappy bandwagon theme
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Volcanic Panic fails at life, yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Volcanic panic....
....um........wears women's underwear?
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Vocanic panic on the streets of London,
Vocanic panic on the streets of Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




(note username)
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Volcanic Panic getting chatted up by a transvestite in a taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Volcanic Panic enjoys it too much
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# Volcanic Panic arsehole hurts on sunday mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# I do that!
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# erm...
are you a woman?
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Is that an "autocomplete" in my post?
Why, I do believe it is....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# ive just bothered to look at your profile
/autocomplete
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha
it`s not often we see you de-fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:00, archived)
# thats a truck
not a bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# It's a wagon in our house!!!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:06, archived)
# that's a statement
not a question?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# T'is a bloody wagon.
My old man used to drive such things, and he always referred to them as Wagons.

If he says so it must be right.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking great!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] seams???
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Yes seams...
...but don't forget 'effort'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:54, archived)
# TBH
the looks on their faces is enough
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Titillating Badger Humpers?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
#
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# aw booga!
(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Fucking t-shirt it!

edit/ taggage = good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# This
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Birthday!

edit: you bunch of wankers
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# I wanked in your cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# i wanked in your eye.
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)
# i wanked in your dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I wanked into this cardboard box
wrapped it up in nice paper put a bow on it and gave it to you as a present
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I wanked in your duvet
yes - in it.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
# I wanked on everyone at your party
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
# I wanked in your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)
# mum must be rather big
to welcome you inside her for a furious shandy. I would like to meet mum..
(BadgerPirate, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# I wanked indefinitely
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# I just wanked.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# What a birth day to remember.
He'll be cleaning up the semen for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
# did someone
say bukkake?
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:55, archived)
# I wanked on ermm.... ermmm......
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# I wanked in a balloon
it was a posh wank...almost
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Sorry


bindun, i guess?
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# hahah
hull
[edit] but its a bit harsh. i was one tube away from bombnatoin.
(oobelman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# me too.
but one has to see the funny side, what?
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:51, archived)
# fantastic
*grabs spray paint*
I'm off to the depot
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# You used photoshop,
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# nope.
my copy of photoshop is buggered. it looks like it was done on MSpaint because IT WAS DONE ON MSPAINT! mwahaha
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Mspaint?
Really? I'd never had fucking guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
# im a musician
not an artist.
you can tell, huh? still i do it for the concept, not for the quality of the pic
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)
# could you please give me a link
to the jpg artifact tutorial ?
yours are very interresting
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Ooh, too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
# oh, come on
be nice to the newbie
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:50, archived)
# well
at least its within the size specifications.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:55, archived)
# *cough*
*cough*
(5p3c135, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Motivational Business posters..
..might look like this:


I am so so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:43, archived)
# It had to be done
(Volcanic Panic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Pardon
Well, I wouldn't mind a bit of good old rock 'n' roll controversy coming back to this country! Nobody in history has taken a shit onstage - or have they?
(Volcanic Panic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Fuck! I got tabasco in my left eye!
it bloody hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Gwar?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:55, archived)
# did they actually poo on stage?
i thought they just vommed and pissed on the crowd.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# I have no idea.
It was a complete guess but you have to admit it's a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# you. are. gay. for. him.
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Top of the class!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
# nice have gold star, first pick of the play time toys
and the turner prize
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# sexier than a sex
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# 'Ninganing!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Arf!
Shoetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Corking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
# das uberschnitzel indeed
toppenstraBe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# "I love the smell
of the underwater filter in Jasc Animation Shop in the morning."
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)
# ho ho
it's a classic

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Is it in the message or in the thought ?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
# bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# lalalilalalolo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
#
________________
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Ugh.
That's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:48, archived)
# It's Mission Control
(if you couldn't tell).
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
# erm...?
............
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Leave the poor Turkeys alone, Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# good lord what is he doing to that poor bird
fantastic
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:35, archived)
# ^This
I would like to add my own heartfelt woo
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Dirty Wogan!
Stop it, you'll get the flu!

Tremendous work, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
wunnerful...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
# nicely done, Prunes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I'm sorry...

It seamed like a good idea at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Woo!
It that Rob at the bottom?
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:27, archived)
# erm, no...
it's my mate, hope she doesn't see this :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:28, archived)
# .. Like I hope my mate doesn't see this...


Arf!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:29, archived)
# That pic is just screaming for some CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:33, archived)
# will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)
# hoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)
# (right click)
(Save As...)
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# thats one fucking ugly girl!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:30, archived)
# judging by your profile...
...you're one fucking ugly emo kid

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:32, archived)
# ???
where have i put anything emo in my profile then?!11
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Hmmm
I see no denial :-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
# i would deny it
but the world hates me so much and nobody will listen anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
# erm...
"Your music channels lots of emotion.
On the top it seems simple, but underneath
there's always a deep meaning..."
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:38, archived)
# thats auto generated by a quick quiz website
you daft cunt!
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:38, archived)
# A quiz website
which classifies you as indie rock (verging on emo...)?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# LETS BELEVE TEH WEBSITES!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:44, archived)
# indie rock verges on emo?
hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If the world was gay...

ummmm... Something to do with Uranus probably? I dunno, I'm off out in a minute.
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Planet Buggery.
Sounds like a top idea for a restaurant, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# bored
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# i wish i were that attractive and popular.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahahah. I found the picture by doing a searh on google for 'idiots' or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# the lass on the right looks like my science teacher from 7th grade
she had psoriasis, which she pointed out a little too often.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# thats a WOMAN?
I assume psoriasis is some kind of gender confusing disease
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:40, archived)
# the guy in the background has a surprisingly long arm
lol
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# it's steve buscemi
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# *delurks*
Wow! She's purty! He's a lucky, lucky man.
*relurks and melts away into world of warcraft for another 4 years*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# hey
woo to your work in your profile!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:28, archived)
# They are so classy
Where can I take lessons to be just like them?

Welcome back mugatu :-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# it's funny
'cos it's true. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:26, archived)
# "come on Kes ya bastard!, Come to Aaaadolf Hiiitler!"
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(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:11, archived)
# It's proper bo,
I tell thee!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Even Hitler
loves teh fluff, it seems.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha luvverly
put some seed in his cap..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# The fuhrer loves birds.
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:17, archived)
# ke - ss
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Woo!
insert bird flu joke *here*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:27, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Arf
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha
upload it to the gallery if you haven`t already!

www.headstaggers.com/smiths

*goes to check*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:40, archived)
# needs no introduction..
(Volcanic Panic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha...
but you forgot to make it a 350Kb bmp..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# FLAME FLAME FLAME
read the twunting FAQ flame flame
flame
flame
I am a board nazi and I offer no help to newbies
flame flame


(sound familiar?)
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# my friend speaks like that
maybe i should introduce you all to her...
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:10, archived)
# ok then
is she easy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# the words
"omg, ur mates from b3ta.com are well fit" would probably be used, more than once
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Wheel her in
then.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# is the kitten
wrapped in a Swedish flag?
(Leroj, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(dusty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:45, archived)
# their knees remind me of two noses
*starts looking for the optical illusion*
*gets lost in Brad Pitt's crotch*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# many people have got lost in there before
tis like the bamuda triangle

woo to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Bermuda triangle
try and see it from my angle
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# i'm afraid
i'm missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:56, archived)
#




....Dave?!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# open the pod bay doors
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:01, archived)
# daisy daisy
give me your answer do
i'm half crazy
all for the love of you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:02, archived)
# it won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford the carriage
but you look sweet
upon the seat
in your photo on 'thai brides for you'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:06, archived)
# My mind is going.
I can feel it. I can feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Seams???

(Honestly, where are they?)
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:03, archived)

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