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# To herald the arrival of a series of planetary vistas


Have this, my favourite work so far. Many many more to come!

Check out the biggily version here. Wallpaper sized!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Very nice
James Cameron-Clarke :p
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Thats my name
it means I own most of Scotland.

If lots of people die.

Also, my Grt-Grt-Grt-Grandad invented the stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Cameron-Clarke?
This means he has both lost, and probably won, the Tory leadership race...
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:53, archived)
# We are one and the same.
It no longer matters who wins!!!

Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Did it matter
before?
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:02, archived)
# no
but now it matters less


I honestly couldnt give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Very nice
Are all those points of light Interdimensional BHS Stores?

And has the planet just sustained a direct hit from a rogue Curry's store? I hear they are
abundant in that sector of the Galaxy, and will often veer wildly off course, simply to cause a
small amount of damage to a nearby planetoid. They're very malicious. And don't offer full refunds, from what I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:50, archived)
# apparently
the planets people there, had bought a washing machine, massive thing it was, miles high... but the buttons got stuck, and when the repairman came round, he'd forgotten the address, so ploughed into the planet in the vain hope that it'd fix the thing...

It did, coincidentally, but also wiped out the population of the planet, save one Bob BobBob, who is currently being pursued for callout charges incurred by the reparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Have you got your receipt?
I can't do anything unless you've got your receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Computer says no....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:06, archived)
# This is Final Fantasy 7
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)
# what would have happened
had not the spikey haired one saved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:57, archived)
# grrr are you aware of the pearoasting rules?
No? Oh well, I'll get one in too ;)
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:55, archived)
# HAHAHA!
eat that, Santa! you fat drunken fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:00, archived)
# my god man
why are you still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:37, archived)
# eh? Why should I not be?
And to answer your question honestly, I am an insomniac, I am enjoying a rarther nice case of chardonnay and the most important reason...I have gotten away with it because Most Hauntaed has been on since 9PM ( untill 15 minutes ago ) and if anything is assured to keep the wife off my back it is most haunted. Sadly I may be summoned any moment now.

Sorry if I ought to be abed by now like all the other old folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:45, archived)
# sorry
I'm still at work, yes I'm in the UK, so it's just gone 3am, and I figured everyone in the world had gone to bed by now. Oh, andI was sure I saw you posing at about 9 this morning, so I was concerned for your sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Oh noes!
the dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:13, archived)
# dreams are ace
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# My dreams don't look like that.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not..
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:33, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I dream of
world peace

/newsflash: Kenneth Clarke has NOT committed suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# shit
guess this voodoo thing IS a pile of crap then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Poem to commemorate
the non-suicide of Kenneth Clarke:

So, Ken.
You're alive then.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)
#
(Bretty, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *Hisses and hides face*
You play with powers you could never comprehend!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:07, archived)
# A poem
----------
Ambassador Kosh,
You're not very posh.
You talk utter tosh
and you shrank in the wash.

Discuss...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# I like the use of 'tosh'.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# WRONG!
-5 points to you!

Haha, only jesting! Have a jaffa cake...

*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:11, archived)
# HOORAY!
My life is complete.

With this jaffa cake...

...

You sod! You've eaten the orangey bit!
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Pfft
I sucked it out with a tiny straw. A tiny tiny straw, no more than seven nanometers in diameter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
# You BOUNDER.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Nanotubes are the future
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# They're awesome
I found one in my room the other night. It had sneaked in through the window while I was asleep and it was all
like "Hey man! I'm like, the future and shit like that. Heyyy. Fancy a game of Burnout 2 on the
PS2 man? It's just... It's.. well, I've been at this party, like. An' I'm all bummed out. Drained.
haha. Duude. It totally rocked". I asked the nanotube what the hell it was talking about.
"Man? Hey, man, why so harsh? Chill dude, I was just, y'know. Just making the talk. Talk the
walk, y'know. Haha. I think I fucked that up. Walk the talk? Shiit. I'm so fried. Can I crash on your couch"
I let the hippy slacker snooze on my sofa and kicked him out in the morning. It had been an
enlightening experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Mr The Neville
I love you and want your babies.

I hope this is Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# Quite alright
Be careful with them though, they're made of glass and may also explode on
impact with a solid surface
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)
# I expected nothing less
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)
# bah
I expected much more. Including a strange flourescence, fireworks and a foul smell upon impact!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:45, archived)
# It seems he takes his child-rearing quite seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:49, archived)
# to create space elevators!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Which take
you to the Moon, or the Sun? Or British Home Stores down the High Street?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# to space
via geosynchronous satellites.

I know much on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Yeah?
What's the point of that? Can you buy home furnishings and stylish, yet affordable kitchen utensils on a geosynchronous satellite? Can you? Can you, eh?

Hmmf, thought not.

*goes to BHS*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# In the future
BHS will dwell amongst the stars, because BHS stands for "Buying Homewares in Space"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Damn straight!
First the moon, then the stars! What kind of universe is this where you can't buy cutlery and
mock-silverware whilst in orbit around Alpha Centauri?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)
# we will seed the universe with BHS
so that they may act as ambassadors for the human race.

I demand you draw this, Posthaste!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)
# I may well do
But I fear my doodlage would not do this epic endeavour justice. I'm imagining a linked chain
of BHS stores, billions of them, forming a super-conducting ring a million light-years in diameter, orbiting a super-dense singularity somewhere on
the outer rim of the galaxy, populated by strange, alien beings queuing up to purchase Delia Smith's new Spring Cookbook, or simply buy some new bedding because the old stuff is just a bit "musty"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)
# haha
Alpha Centauri, haha. Yor estate agent is pants. I will smirk at you from my mansion in Tau Ceti where all the smart money is.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I meanwhile
have half of the real estate in the Andromeda Galaxy, and am in talks to acquire much of the Magellan Cluster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:48, archived)
# if you knew much about this subject then you wouldnt say that
geosyncronous are for things like sky and mobile phone satellite networks, nanotubes, normally carbon are mainly being used for new processor reasearch where they are moved using lasers deflected thru a LCD screen using some effect that keeps them in the beam of light, like a tractor beam off startrek

also knows abit about nanotubes.
edit: knows less about spelling however
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Can they be used
to build better, bigger, stronger BHS stores that can hold more and more quality
furnishings and clothing at low, low prices?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:40, archived)
# why yes
but as most of the useful nanotubes made of carbon are of a hexagonal cross section of 6 atoms, it would take a hell of a lot to make a pencil, let alone a whole BHS store, but given time, and a load of nanotubes im sure we could come to some arrangement
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:40, archived)
# Well, it better be done
I'm expecting a fleet of BHS stores to be in orbit around this planet by next Autum at the
earliest, for the introduction of the stylish and fashionable Winter Clothing Range
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:43, archived)
# if i were you
i would get my angy keyboard out (the one you use to hit keys hard with when you get angry) and type a "stern" letter to BHS with your spatial store demands on.
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:44, archived)
# No gravity in space
so you could store stuff all over. no need for floors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:40, archived)
# they need very very lightweight
but very strong "ropes" basically...

carbon based molecules, like nanotubes, are good for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:40, archived)
# its not weight or strain
its the speed of movement and the conductivity of them that is the key, as you could make a whole new circuit every pico second if you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I mean for the space elevator cables.
you dont want a few tons of satellite and cable screaming through the atmosphere towards you...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)
# depends if your'e into that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:48, archived)
# he meant geostationary but has been
a bit too embarrassed to mention it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:48, archived)
# means the same doesnt it?
if it doesn't, I am tired.

*excuse given*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:49, archived)
# indeed, they are both the same
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)
# hey nevile
what was the name of the song that was used in the invasion of the random things animation on your website

have had it stuck in my head for a good long while now
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Ermm...
*thinks*
*head a'splodes*

Simian - La Breeze
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# most awesome
best animation on taht one ever by the way as ive watched it a good 5 times (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# It is, indeed, one of the best things.
 
Ever.

I never get sick of it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:20, archived)
# some bastard advertisers nicked it
I thought they'd finally put you on tv, so I quickly finished my poo, and ran through the house, pants round ankles, to find some bloody car!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# I have a dog named Tosh
(She's a bitch)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 5:48, archived)
# hmmmmm
with these poems you are spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:11, archived)
# I feel the personification of doubt was a particularly effective
way of portraying the difficulty of the choices the protagonist faced albeit not entirely easy to follow from time to time. The interesting use of neologisms gives it a really classical feel too which compliments the somewhat rough grammar nicely.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:11, archived)
# So
in other words it's shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# I'm confused, what were we talking about again?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Erm bananas
yes, bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Mr The Neville, you haven't got a clue about Bananas
Cease this mockery!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
#
J Micheal Straczynski
Was raking through my binski
He found himself a tinski
Of Tennents Lager... -inski.

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Well
I think he should have washed in cold water instead of hot. Also, he should STFU if he talks too much tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# That reminds me of a song I once wrote, while in character during a roleplay game.
There was this sci-fi politician called Councillor Sten, and I had to perform a song for his birthday party. It went like this:

Sten, Sten, Councillor Sten,
Alpha C's bee's knees politic-i-en.
He's a sinister milit'ry minister and hard to debunk,
but when he's in pyjamas he's a monkey.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# ..also:
Woo, I like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Ooh you have a long way to go
before you can claim THAT prize :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# OI!
Did you spill my saki?

Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:04, archived)
# haha
great style
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:07, archived)
# ta very much
I'm having my 'steal as much as you can from the Japanese' era right now.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:11, archived)
# You can use your special B3ta 3D-glasses to view this*
* lie
(Pelle ghola, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# nise
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Your Kittins is Borken.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# The one-armed man dreams of stripy kittens.
 
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 2:16, archived)
# Hiding
in the darkest of corners is where you will find them

music brian eno ; bloom
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:56, archived)
# kind of hypnotic
in a "I'm going to be in your nightmares for the rest of your life, hovering somewhere in the shadows" kind of way.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:59, archived)
# I just get a blank screen with the music...
(Fido Dido, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Then you need Flash 8!
The best of all the Flashes!

Or just listen to the music, whilst pushing figs into your eyes. I find that is a nice, soft warm sensation!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Me too.
Ooh, figs. That's an idea.

(later) Yes, Flash Player 8 is an acceptable substitute for figs.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:02, archived)
# oodle woodlage?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:06, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# OOOOH PISSING HELL!
OOOOOOOH IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU

BUT OOOH!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# ooooooo thats nice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Ha ha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Found these through nefarious channels
7 Seconds Of Love mp3s as yet unreleased

Love Me Like You Used To
Submarine
Ninja
First Drink Of The Day
Soupy George
Kelp
Winners
Your Mum's Your Dad
(puffins are better than yachts, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:54, archived)
# I get the odd feeling that these aren't your work....
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:56, archived)
# i asked joel
he obliged, sharing the wealth
(puffins are better than yachts, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
he attributed them, silly. They're Joel's.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:59, archived)
# I noticed
and i know
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Just a general question:
since when did b3ta get so pissy? It's really starting to put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:07, archived)
# around the 30000
I believe
I could be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Bah
post your zombie pic, that'll cheer me up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# which one?

that one or this old one:

/poor english
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# heh heh
the first one :) If I'd said "the woman with cake stuck to her" you might not have known what I meant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# antidote to the
barrels of fluff you peddle :)

one of your pictures pretty much banishes all evil off the board,
and it has to be vented at some point.

if you have no bitterness, you can't have any sweetness.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# There's certainly truth in your last comment
(no bitterness, no sweetness), I can't argue with that. But there's bitterness enough without manufacturing it. There's a lot of needless nastiness around here at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:14, archived)
# they are really naughty mofaha
and they are always shouting at me. I have no one to stick up for me and often go to bed weeping because of the b3ta bullies. I wish we had a champion to make it stop, just make it stop, for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# I have a baton
that I like to wield. I'll wave it about on your behalf if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
# *pings rubber bands a Zoot*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
#
*wields baton*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# phwar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# haha
my dad's bigger 'n your dad and your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Oooh, I likes the Ninja song
Edit - these guys are kinda like a drugged up British "Less Than Jake", fun!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:57, archived)
# you mean off of Joel's site?
www.rathergood.com/songs/

where three of them are linked?

and the location/names of the others are self explanatory?

Ok then :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:00, archived)
# i believe the idea is many of the songs he's posted here
aren't on that list
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# i'm sure I downloaded Soupy George
by guessing its location at some point..

ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:02, archived)
# correct
that was the point- sorry if it's controversial. many of these mp3s aren't on the official download page, thought people might like to hear them.

That's all. Didn't mean any offence.
(puffins are better than yachts, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] our bathroom door

g'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Nice cockage.
Are those real?
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# no bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# sort
of
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)
# spent far too long on my first vector doodar
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# i spent too long on my first
then my computer crashed, and it all went down the pan, and i swore never to vector again

*swooops into the night in dark cloak*
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# that happened when i made a website not so long ago
spend most of the day drawing it, and didnt save it, then photoshop went wrong

grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# *nsync?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# for the eyes on the guy on the far left
dont shade under them, even if the photo is like that. just shade above the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Adolf began to enjoy ignoring his mother's advice about the thong
Pointless, drunken roasting before bedtime

Goodnight
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# hehehe
i want to make a hitler animation now.

*google images*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# I made one once
but to be honest duphrates' ones put me off. I don't see how you could better them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:54, archived)
# or you could just go the hairy midget road
DAMMIT MICHAEL J FOX! DON'T LET HITLER GET AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# shit its raining again
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Oooh
reminds me of amarylis. That's a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# agreed
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# you're the second person to say that in two days
only saw some of her stuff today its brilliant much better than mine i think
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Boo!
(runs away)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# yaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# BLORCH!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# It's raining 'gain
Hallelulia!
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)
# sploshy badly scanned bird thing
splishy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# That fills my mind with happy!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# WATERCOLORINATED.
that's simply wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# awwww
he has a bandage on his head :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Could be pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Heh heh
thas naawty :)

Edit: and I's did maekt this. littil susin is my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# hahahah
www.mofaha.com/topkittins2_gallery.asp?imgNum=3
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# I admit it
I'm really pleased with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# yep
it looks pants to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:09, archived)
# happy smiley face
huzzah
/must remember to smile and be happy more often
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# i must remember to get some stamps
*stamps*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# LOL!
That's one for the Duke of Prunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Ha ha
like he needs any encouragement :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Today
my daughter made a legal US postage stamp on cafepress. The idea that you can actually design and use your own stamps is somehow amazing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty.
You keep getting better.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# nah
i dont like this one. it started out nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Pah
he's right. You're improving all the time. I'm genuinely in awe of your work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Ooooh
He is beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# you
and your majical colors of water!
do a kiwi bird next!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# This I like..
Thricefold
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# be patient, dear, I'm almost done

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# i like it too
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Catty Cat Cat
(Pelle ghola, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# STOUFFER!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Oh! It's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# That does have a certain charm...
No feet but definite charm
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# And a fez.
That always gets votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# fezztastic!
everybody loves the pussy

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# aww
and the one on the left had a little acident
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# hehe
that's what I said when I made it. It put the second frame of the picture into context. The one where the irrate owner has hatcheted them to death for bad toilet habits!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# ahh
hatchets and kittens, good times, goooood times
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# and I dance dance dance
and I dance dance dance
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# sorted
respect due
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 1:00, archived)
# it just doesn't seem fair
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# haha
Took me a bit too long...
(A Different Mr.Tea, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Loon.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Clot!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 8:57, archived)
# dark...
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# With some modifcations that would have made a killer landscape for Worms 1
I gotta play that game again... erm, rude of me. Have a woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Worms 2 all the way
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Never! DOS based Worms all the way!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# .
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# mentul!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Must
kill
cows
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
#

my website
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# i love this
and i honestly dont know why

happen to have a wallpaper sized?
most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# erm
nope, i have a bigger version.. will make a wallpaer later
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# if you do
send it to me ok?
[email protected] in case i forgot it in the profile
i need to get back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# *Spams*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# bah
i regularly get at least 200 a day
far too lazy to do anything about it
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Urgh, nasty
I'd help but, well, I'm too lazy too. And I can't.

*Empathises*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# forunatly
this also meens im too lazy to go for any of the things advertised in the spam

good old lazyness
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Mmmmm
effervescent.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Stop preventing me from going to bed.
This is absolutely gorgeous, I love it. Now I'm off for definite. Good... night!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5235055
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# night
hunny
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# ...but how..?
I like that lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooh
i'm very enjoying that sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# cheers
figured some late night wasting of prrcious watercolour paper was in order.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# wasting?
you fool! THAT'S GOLD I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# watercolor paper= too expensive for its own good
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# he looks
as though he has just caught sight of himself in an unexpected mirror

he is lovely. i will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and call him george
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# loony toons!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# has
he packed his trunk?
(Pelle ghola, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# He is all of teh lully
trunk or no
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 9:01, archived)
# Sorry for posting 2 pictures in a row,
But im now officially 21, and to celebrate I made my very first spazz

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Happy birthday!
I turned 22 last week. It's scary isn't it, twenty-something-dom?
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Pah!
Try thirty-something-dom!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Pah - try 19-something-dom.
Oh, wait, that's not bad. Hurraaahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# it is brilliant, isnt it..
when do you attain 20-ness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# 10 months and about 20 days.
I think. Maybe. 11th September, anyway. Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Im off too
Night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Here is your present:

*Hug, Squeeze, Smooch*.

Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
Women touches!

*Enjoys*
*Feels all dirty*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Goodnight you sexy 21-year-old monster!
Goodnight rest of b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# nighty
night nights
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Night sexy babe.
Think happy thoughts of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# no.
and happy birthday. you're about three months ahead of me, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# 21?
if you were in america right now you would not be celebrating on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Happy birthday, enjoy the view from the retirement home?
(Okay, so you're less than a month older than me but that still gives me the right to mock you.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Im not that o... oh damn, need a wee...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# spazz?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Happy Birthday. Have this, second hand:
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(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:55, archived)
# I cant remember why I started this, but here it is anyway.
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(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)

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