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# 'ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:19, archived)
# *groan*
'ning Mr.Onion
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:20, archived)
# Ning!
How are you all this fine morning?




Which is freezing my toes off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:24, archived)
# fine!

or at least I will be after a few more
cups of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:55, archived)
# I'm annoyed...
...coz I got a parking ticket at work yesterday.

It's a hospital, parking is a nightmare and I came in later, so I parked behind my friend and they've ticketed me for blocking her in - bastards! There was nowhere else to park, so blocking in someone I know who leaves at the same time as me is much more sensible and thoughtful than blocking in a random car, which could belong to a midwife on call or somesuch...

/rant
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Bastards!
I got a speeding ticket on Friday night. Fucking deceptive unmarked police car driving tossers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# 'NING
is there any better than £1000 to start the day??? (except maybe $2000)..have a huge jpg to celebrate this great day


edit/ i like the part where it says : "seriously"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:26, archived)
# Pfffft
Seriously, we're not trying to spam you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:44, archived)
# I think that Mr Rivers is a hamtoucher

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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# I'm proud to have made the first and most mediocre hamtoucher pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# pfft
I thought it said JOAN Rivers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)
# Good grief :¬)
'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:41, archived)
# But apples love you


'ning sire!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:43, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:47, archived)
# Morning! - But what have apples ever done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:56, archived)
# that looks like
it's about to do something evil...
(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:59, archived)
# It already is
He's stalking the cat... right under the chin
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:00, archived)
# it's rotten to the core
that apple
(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:02, archived)
# yeah
he should have stayed off the sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)
# But it is quite apeeling
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:01, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:10, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:12, archived)
# hahaha
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:13, archived)
# Haha!
If it's good enough for mr cow it's certainly good enough for the veggies!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:17, archived)
# Don't have a cow man!
Woo!

Does a vegetarian cannibal only eat vegetarians?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:42, archived)
# no, that wouldn't make sense
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:45, archived)
# Tastes just like the ones mom made,
'till we ran out of her...
and started in on the rest of the herd
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:53, archived)
# I love that expression.
It's like he knows it's not a good idea, but he wants to do it anyway.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:57, archived)
# I thought it was either a look of
"I'll eat the damn meat if i want, and i dont care what YOU think!"
or a look as if he thought it was a veggie burger and someone just told him it's actually beef. The second one only works if you assume he's just stopped dead in that exact pose
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:22, archived)
# I thought it was a conflict of morality
reflecting society's current slide into a new age of untutored nihilism.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:33, archived)
# I definitely
pictured the latter - he suddenly tasted Mildred on his putative Veggie burger.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:37, archived)
# Sort of related to a half arsed shop I did for a friend
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(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:26, archived)
# didn't know you could photoshop..
how udderly confusing.

'ning mizz 'ship
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:31, archived)
# I sat around and ruminated for a while,
and eventually figured out how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:35, archived)
# So why exactly is a jewish vin diesel beating a dead cow?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:44, archived)
# Random Vin Diesel fact generator
"Vin Diesel invented the cowbell after he determined that hitting a cow with a stick only resulted in a dead cow instead of the musical ring he desired" literally caused my friend to fall down he was laughing so hard. I shopped it to extend the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:45, archived)
# Don't say arse.
You're not British. It sounds retarded in an American accent.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:31, archived)
# I don't say "arse" out loud
and I didn't want to deal with any donkey comments
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:34, archived)
# Fuck them. Say ass.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:35, archived)
# Ass
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:36, archived)
# there aren't
enough slang terms for the bum. Other than ass, they all sound too cutesy.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:38, archived)
# Rectum
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:41, archived)
# I never thought about it
can maybe
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:44, archived)
# I think the inverse is true for vaginas and pussy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:48, archived)
# I agree with this as well
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:48, archived)
# fanny, front bottom, hoo hoo, etc
you is the rightness
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:00, archived)
# hahahaha
thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:53, archived)
# hmm
but does it taste like chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:02, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo! George!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:14, archived)
# "You're sick, Bessie!"
"Sick, sick, sick!!!"

(c) Larson
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:41, archived)
# ...
I'm lovin' it.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:09, archived)
# That's one tasty burger!
Looks a bit chewy though
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 8:57, archived)
# ok
so its not really worth its own thread
but i was a smidge bored in school today
so i pixelmashed my calculator (TI-83+ is A11 Teh HaXX0Rs!!1!)
: )

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edit:
oh and just came back from date like thing
didnt get any but hey i got good ol donkey porn at home right?
and now going to sleepypoo!
night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:54, archived)
# That is really kind of sad
my TI-83 +silver edition kicks your calculator's arse


woo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:26, archived)
# That's what I got.
Hellz yea
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:28, archived)
# We wn.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:48, archived)
# TI-83s are weak sauce.
I'll take my TI-86 any day.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:56, archived)
# My TI-89'd kick thats ass too
if it worked
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:58, archived)
# oh i wish i had that
someday my sweet
/fwaps
noooow sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:19, archived)
# very true
but I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:17, archived)
# Fan art doodle
Based on a friend's story.
www.ImageShack.us" /
"Izhmael" (c) his Creator
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:50, archived)
# neato
I like how the aliens just decided to carve random crap on the incubator.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:01, archived)
# Tis a "magic bullet"
Ever so slightly HR Geiger-esque and orginally the size of a missile
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:44, archived)
# I will not ignore that.
Noice!

I like it, and so should everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 7:15, archived)
# Indeed
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)
# how can we ignore a giant dildo with an eye?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)
# swimmy bear


Good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:49, archived)
# Is this hilarious bear abuse night?
Because I like it.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:51, archived)
# Yes, it is poorly shopped
bear abuse night.

:D G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:58, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:51, archived)
# That's bloody good!
Wish I had a trampoline.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:10, archived)
# Haha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:10, archived)
# lovely spongage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Just what the @#$%^&*ing doctor ordered!

(DeadMeat, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:47, archived)
# *needs*
Had one of those all week.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:50, archived)
# Abso-f@cking-lutely!
*eats like skittles*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well put.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Cocking magic!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Anyone wanna give me a graphics tablet or something?
Mouse is pissing me off.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:22, archived)
# I...
LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:24, archived)
# Hehe
That's excellent. I thought you already had a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:28, archived)
# Sure don't.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:30, archived)
# Blimey
You wouldn't think it looking at your stuff. It's near chrimbo anyway. Stick it on your gift list and get the folks to splash out on one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:35, archived)
# I need a digital camera more badly
than I need a tablet though, and I doubt I'd get both.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:36, archived)
# get a camera
tablets are gay
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:38, archived)
# I planned on it.
Then I will wow you guys with my awesome photography of drunk people.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:40, archived)
# thats what i did ^_^
until it broke, now i got an even better one
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Oooh good idea
Can get cheap tabs anyway. Cams are probably more useful I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:56, archived)
# Woo!
Charles Clarke
AICMFP
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:29, archived)
# i draw with a mouse
didnt like the tablet
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:30, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
So here it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:55, archived)
# ahahaha!
this pleases me greatly
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:57, archived)
# He'd have far more control over that scooter
if the wheels weren't locked up...
/pedant

WOO!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:57, archived)
# I couldn't be arsed
Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:59, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:03, archived)
# :)
Like an episode of "Last of the Summer Wine", but funny as well..
(Ok, I'll get me coat, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Joyous be milestones!

Four days after my birthday about 10 days before my first B3taday. Something about November other than it being a shit month?

God damnit... *edits*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Yay!!!
Joyous indeed!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:45, archived)
# what's with the
Peanuts?
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Them and poohbear
were wonderful cannon fodder for a lot of my shoppage
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Yay!
congrats! And lovely artwork!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Hehe, ta
*Distributes illegal cookies*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Aieee!
What did you do to Hobbes' head?!

Oh, and happy B3ta-birthday!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:39, archived)
# No idea who she is
couldn't resist it though

apologies to tweaknik
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I know who she is, and dearly hope she doesn't visit b3ta....)
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:23, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:23, archived)
# 'ning to you,
you photographic fellow.
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
And you too! How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Good good
had a uni presentation today, went OK, took loads of photos of the others, hence the gurner.
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Remind me never to let you photograph me then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# hehe
I think the camera was stuck in 'gurn mode' for the first few frames...

either that or I go to uni with some seriously ugly people...

or I had the timing of an absolute cunt..
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Arf!
Probably both. You know it's a real gurner when the camera refuses to focus ;)
/best thing to do is set the cam to burst mode. Then you can get the pics they don't expect you to get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:30, archived)
# It's ALWAYS in burst mode
;-)

In the end I cranked the ISO up and turned off the flash, much better candids

linky: www.sodall.co.uk/poster
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Oooh
a man after my own heart. I rarely use flash as well. Recent cams are pretty good at cutting down noise so you can afford to go to high ISOs :D
I always do that in pubs to get candids.
Hahaha! What a strange bunch of people. I particularly like the balding guy with the huge nose and the guy that looks like Einstein!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:35, archived)
# heh
Trouble is, I know exactly who you mean without looking at the pics!!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:40, archived)
# Yeah this guy is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:47, archived)
# I hate to use these acronyms, but
ROFLMAO
(literally!)
*saves
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Haha!
Was just calling to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:49, archived)
# It's alright for you,
I have to look at him tomorrow!!
:-)
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Pfffffft!
I have to see both of them tomorrow!!
/bastard!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 4:16, archived)
# what are those
tattoos? corn?
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Haha!
I've no idea but now that you mention it, it looks like a plane flying over some corn.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:29, archived)
#
corn power, yo.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Nice shoppage
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:40, archived)
#


i wasn't going to post this but i was sick of that face being at the top of the board
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:11, archived)
# How come Schrodinger's cat is dead and alive?
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(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:12, archived)
# I do believe that
illustration (by which I mean the Schrodinger's cat tale) was meant to be flawed, as it was supposed to poke holes in the current quantum theory
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I don't like it.
I understand the current quantum theory, not this
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:15, archived)
# the cat is fine
it has gone to live on a farm
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Is it if you can't know if it's dead or alive, it's both?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:18, archived)
# i don't think it can actually scale up like that
it's to do with not being able to measure quantum events without changing them. i thin he was taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
# Right, I understand it was mocking
and it's all starting to make sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
#
from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrodinger%27s_cat

Contrary to popular belief, Schrödinger did not intend this thought experiment to indicate that he believed that the dead-alive cat would actually exist; rather he considered the quantum mechanical theory to be incomplete and not representative of reality in this case. Since a cat clearly must either be alive or dead (there is no state between alive and dead, e.g. half-dead) surely the same must be true of the nucleus. It must be either decayed or not decayed.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:25, archived)
# I want to marry wikipedia
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# I already have
and it's amazing, if you get what I mean
wink wink, nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# heck,
can I join in?
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I'm up for it
I'll try and talk the mister into it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:31, archived)
# The purpose of the experiment is to illustrate that quantum mechanics is incomplete without some rules to describe when the wavefunction collapses and the cat becomes dead or remains alive instead of a mixture of both.
yaaaay
/glomps
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# hm,
well I have no idea, so I'm kind of talking out of my ass, but wasn't the idea that quantum particles do not exist until observed,and in observing them they are changed, or summat? As such, only until you open the box will the cat's fate be decided. This is silly. and that's the objection.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Like Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?
You can either know their velocity or their position but not both... you can't measure one without disturbing the other
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
# the man in the moon is a newfie
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:28, archived)
# un chien?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Tiz a zombie kitty.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:23, archived)
# oooooh, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:24, archived)
# how distressing
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Woo!
Shit, sorry Tweaknik, just noticed the small print :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Awww, that am lulleh
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Have a gurning person

BIGGER!!!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# *Squints*
Male or female?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# She am a lady
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Hehehe
I read that as 'squirts'
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:34, archived)
# *Wipse screen down*
I have no idea what you're talking about!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Ok. What do I do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Spack it?
hard?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# ^This!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# i can't
im too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Damn you, so am I
(and I do not have teh spack skillz)
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# FINE! happy!
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sorry that was crap....:(
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# belongs on
www.belm.org.uk
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:39, archived)
# i might
dunno about her
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:40, archived)
# clicky linky
you know you want to.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:41, archived)
# i am the spacker
she is the spakee
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:42, archived)
# SpAxX0RS RuLe
K.O.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# hahahahahhahahhahahahahha
i hadn't seen that before. priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:08, archived)
# the job search thing is the best
Try it :)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:12, archived)
# no way!
Based on your answers the following job is available in your area:

TROLLEY COLLECTOR

(You may now clap your hands repeatedly and laugh wildly)

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# whatever you input
it always says the same...

pfffrt
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Sell it on ebay?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# I don't think I have a jiffy bag that big.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# mongery mongery mongery
Kill it

NOW


NOW
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# sorry ray

[really big]

the neville made me want to draw ray [mears]

visit my board
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggh
belmism! woohoo!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# I'm really impressed
by your chin drawing technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Darth Mittens, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# *Fears the monstery thing*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That's magic, that is!

*woot*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hmm
He looks strikingly like this man - who I (along with many others) had the misfortune of watching strip earlier tonight (he was very drunk and should not have been allowed on stage in front of hundreds of students).
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# That's uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# HEY YOU GUYS!
www.nesplayer.com/Goonies/movie/Fratellis/sloth.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# That am frighteningly woo.
Woo!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# I always get those two mixed up,
so I'm going to assume it's good.

How's the board working? Not too many teething troubles, I hope.
Ours was all over the shop when I started. Painful days.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:21, archived)
# going
good thanks. spacefish broke it rele goode with some codes. it's a bit more robust now. I'm really only doing it to see if i can to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# As good a reason as any!

Never tried asp. It scares me a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# eeeehhhh
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# NO IT'S NOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# don't bet on it
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# No.
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# YES!
thats what i came to see

/edit: came, literally
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# yay!
Dead stuff, more please
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# By the abundance of cocks,
I'd say it's homoerotic half-hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# oh noes!!!
did you miss your 10000th post?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# OH NOES!
So I did. Ah well, roll on 20,000

That's a lot of posts that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# here... have this anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:18, archived)
# or this...
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Yay!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# Have a whole world of fluff:
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:21, archived)
# yes!
Kill the little fluffy fucker and all his fluffy bumgay mates, KILL THEM...KILL THEM HARD
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# HAHAAHAHA!
I was wondering what was going to happen!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# let's have a pea to get shut of that cack
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# CDC? Repost?
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# pint of spunk
In a vase, you fucker, NOW!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# magenta cocks forever!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# or this
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# That's very much silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# No matter how many times this is reposted
it never sucks. Yay to this!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 3:41, archived)
# the New And Improved Pod Person
seems to like it. yay!

because he is borderline CDC himself
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# It would help
if he was purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# DO it
but put a CDC-esque japseye upon his wee heed too
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# WOO!
i like that one better
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Get IN
Cocktastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# cdc no...
roasted peas yes

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# I'm in a pearoast kind of mood

So watcha gonna do?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# ^ This eleventy bajillion times
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:13, archived)
# yipe!
eleventy I know, but you can't make up words like bajillion without being called a liar, pull yourself together
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# This should get me on the front page!
nsfw. very much so
(puf, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# no it shall get you banned
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# arf!
that's a very shiny way to say cockoff!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:57, archived)
# Real winners read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# (do I even have to say NSFW??)
MODS!!!

EDIT::
www.sodall.co.uk/gay.mp3
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# *applauds*
Well done, you gain 10 "I looked at gay porn for five minutes just to make a pointless animation and post it on a message board at 2am" points

*sings*
La la la la you're a twat la la. Twat twat bastard pants
[chorus]
You're a twat, you're a twat, your face smells of vinegar and your hat is all covered in your own piss because you're crazy and piss on it in your sleep

[repeat ad infinitum]
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Thank you!
www.hevolve.com/ico/applause.gif
(puf, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
You win another "I can't link images to save my goddamn pointless life" point.

Go directly to France, do not collect a billion pounds.

Your face is made of cake and you live in a lake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# "There is no Hell.
There is no such thing as Hell. There is no Hell. There is only... FRANCE!"

[Zappa, Paris, 1981]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Haha
Smell my be-ard!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:29, archived)
# DJ play that TOOOOOOONNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# NEVILLE!
Long time no squee
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# Stick!
How goes things, and stuff?

(I had a conversation tonight with someone about how I use the words "things" and "stuff" far to much. I can't stop with it!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Doubt I'll be seeing you around
Arsewipe.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)
# phew
for Adblock extension
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)
# That is rather hypnotic.
I vote he stays :O
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# ACRO2, motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# DEMAND.
DEMAND!
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# this is bad, but tonnes of other stuff isnt??
i really love how somehow a line can be drawn between "ok" and "not ok" here.

though personally not really my thing, sorry
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:40, archived)
# "For Mr. A"


Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:35, archived)
# yes..
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# You lie!
It's just a load of yellow pixels! Fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:41, archived)
# nnnnnnnngh? and jelly head

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Can I steal this?
Custard being my theme, leit-motiv and/or raison d'etre, an'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Pfft
Yes, you may steal away

Watch the trip-wire alarms though, they'll blast your ass off into space and to the goddamn moon given half a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Thanking you muchly.
I avoid trip wires by hovering several feet above the ground at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# ah...
but what about the infra red beams?

as yoda would say...


"doomed are you yes, cross the beams should you..."

or something...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# I avoid them
by being invisible, several feet above the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# infra red will pick up your heat signature.....
so unless you are dead, hovering (invisable or not) will not help.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# I probably am dead.
Wait, let me check... uh huh, Radio 3 is on, I'm definitely dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# What about
the Sentient Pasta Sharks? Made from pasta so they're lighter than air and float and sentient
so they can recognise your ass and bite the goddamn hell out of it like it was just a biscuit.

A DELICIOUS BISCUIT MADE FROM ASS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# I have no ass.
I lost it to Jeremy Spake in an all-night poker game.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Jeremy Spake
will continue his plans to conquer all of the world's asses unless someone stops the gawking, badger faced gnomey twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
# somehow I doubt very much it was any birds
custard he sampled of late.....

arf...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Cake on spake?
No fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# jaffa?
.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# ooh yes please
since you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Kicked out of the trials again...

this year for alarming the sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Did you
not have teh codez?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Have a Pod person


might use this for a flyer im working on (see teh calander)
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# I like it.
Have a woo.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Reminds me
of Kenny.

[which isn't a bad thing]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# A poem


About this image which started life as "supposed to look like Ray Mears"

Oh image that initially,
(if you strain you might just see)
I wanted to look something like
The man off the TV

Nature bloke and mental face.
The forest is his happy place
I tried to draw, it came out wrong
A picture of Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# that's nice
but shouldn't he be using judo on natives and looking slightly overweight?

ray is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Actually
In my mildly drunk state, I think I got him mildly confused with that insane Australian fella
who chases snakes and crocodiles around shouting at them like a mentalist.

Irwin. I think. Steve Irwin. Insanitist Extraordinaire
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# he not only talks to the animals
he grabs them by the tail and calls them buggers scamps
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Then he invites them
back to his house where he says he'll give them cake and then he bloody well DOESN'T GIVE THEM CAKE!

The bounder!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:37, archived)
# yeah, steve,
custard creams are NOT cakes! NOT CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# He's a bastard
That much is clear.

I wonder what he's doing right now. Maybe sleeping in a tree, or chasing monkeys around
just for the sheer goddamn hell of it.

STOP IT STEVE! They don't like it. They'd smash your face in given half a chance, and then use
your battered carcass to sit upon and watch the Hollyoaks omnibus. He'll get what's coming to him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# waaatch as i stick my thumb up this scamp monkeys asss....
that'll REALLY piss him off
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Uncle Ray!
he seems to be sweating a little
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Wouldn't
you be too if you were up against the Five Armed Floaty Megacytropolypticus Charlie Barger?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# point
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)

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