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The old greasy twig ploy never failed
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:30,
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Woooo..
for Slidey Birdies...
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Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:31,
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Haha
Ace!Why is a bit of the background moving too?
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in vino veritas ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:32,
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The optimisation did away with
my cunning method of hiding seams
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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Drat!
Never mind, 'tis still most woosome :-)
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in vino veritas ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:35,
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haha
fantastic edit have a woo
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:32,
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NOOOOO you can`t gay up the professionals!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:50,
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I didn't think you needed to
How you doing Rick?
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:52,
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`ello you
what`s with teh 1337ness?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:04,
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I had a bit of a row with one of the Mods
and got Mod Edited for my trouble. So I figured I'd go 1337 for a while. A sort of piss poor way of saying no Mr Nice Guy :) *Edit* that should be "no more Mr Nice Guy"
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:07,
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a row with the moderators over here??
blimey
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:16,
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Yeah about wether we should post pics that aren't funny
I suppose I must be starting to turn in my old age :)
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:20,
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it was already that gay
all i did was animate his head and add the woohere is the source
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:53,
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awesome
where did you find that?
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:01,
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someone
sent it to me
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:15,
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ewwww
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:04,
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Heh heh
Slidey birds.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:36,
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Really
like that, rather too much in fact, and I'm not sure why.
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St.John ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:37,
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evenin all
just found this, and now glasscock just did. bugger. well if you havent seen it, this is some mad mspaintness. anyhoo, sorry to those who have :)finally linked it
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hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27,
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deviant art sucks balls
edit: and I've seen that before, tis lovely. But deviant art still sucks balls.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28,
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^
So do posted links that aren't even links yours!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:29,
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its not his
he's just posting it
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:32,
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Oh yes.
I'm too lazy to read that even!/hypocrite
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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didnt say at any point it was mine
if it was i'd of posted it here. just thought it was cool
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hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:34,
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i agree on the testicle chugging
but tis indeed preeeety
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hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:30,
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*sighs*
Very Glasscock. Look - I have to share a house with The Great Architect. Please, for the love of god, don't do this. The sound of jackboots in the hallway is terrible. It keeps me awake at night. You think he's a board Nazi? he's already gnawed through three keyboards this month.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:32,
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but you love him in the uniform ;)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:35,
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yeah.
He reminds me of Herr Flick.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:36,
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and you are his Helga!
;)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:51,
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erm.....
I wonder if i'd look good with pigtails?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:55,
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twas in the newsletter yonks ago
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:32,
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ooh
someone from deviant
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gianthead ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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Too much time
on their hands.... nice
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:37,
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I think it's a little bit of a stretch to say "It was only done in MSPaint."
I'm sure the Photoshop blurring added TONNES to the picture. I'd love to see the original MSPaint for comparison.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this! ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:26,
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ham stare
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TheKidsOffTheShining ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:23,
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Hamtoucher.
/coat
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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pffft
that's a funny sofa!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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ROFFLECHOPS!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:26,
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pfft
who are you? GmOS?!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:34,
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low on hummus..
sorry!
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Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM! ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20,
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Cool
a good post at last. Now I can go home.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21,
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WTF?
*doesn't understand* /thicko
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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aww bless
*pats on the head* *doesn't get it eaiter*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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eaiter?
ZOMG!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:26,
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*purrs*
'lo Miss Feeling better?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:26,
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a little bit, yes
you still a total sexybum?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:34,
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never was!
*massages to help recovery*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:38,
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*swoons*
*melts*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:42,
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!
Splendid.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:23,
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fancy some photoshop fodder?
its gagging for it and my photoshop is screwed up
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goturkids ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:10,
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take your photo and gag somewhere else.....
*waits for standard 'what are we, your XXXXX bitches' response... Please
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11,
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Hey, Clive!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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Thats cocking huge for a jpeg and it's not even funny. Booooo. Hisssss.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11,
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That's ma Girl :-)
can always rely on you :-)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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Hurrah for filthy moods!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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ding dong!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:13,
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Pfft!
You damn architects, always twisting peoples words.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:14,
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....given half a chance....
give us an inch and we'll put a tower block on it....
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15,
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Hahaha
One inch is all it takes, obviously.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15,
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i thought one cock was all it takes....
/confused now. and stuck to the chair again.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17,
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Hurrah! My work is done.
*sips tea*
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:18,
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that's it, you just sit there,
drinking your hot beverage, while here i am, buttocks involuntarily clenched, and my nipsy stuck like a limpet to the chair. It's sucking that hard my double chin has become a second scrotum.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20,
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Beautiful imagery.
Have you ever considered a career in writing?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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i thought about writing a bodice ripper......mills and boon stylee.
"oh Tarquin" she breathed as he ran his fingers down her spine. She wanted him to hold her, to drive her to a frenzy, the plough the fields of her love, plant his seed and fill the very centre of her femininity. She wanted to be made whole - as he filled her hole. This was it, she was ready, she was WOMAN. Tarquin sighed as he bolted his wad, rolled over, went to sleep and started farting.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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Hahahahaha
Splendid, I'd publish it.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27,
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hahaha don't worry about publishing it it love...
as long as you read it while you're 'gusset-typing'....
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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Oh Tarquin!
:o
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28,
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*could make a gag about "one XXXX is enough, eh'? - but doesn't*
'cos I'm being good
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17,
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Thats very brave of you dear.
Well done.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19,
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and then us money boys move in
and omit the top 14 floors!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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but..but...*splutters*.... you NEED those 14 extra floors!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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well the gold taps will have to go then!
and the windows...
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27,
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windows
are a poor man's wall
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:37,
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Tattyshop is not needed here.
You know what to do. *Come back when you've done it.*don't
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11,
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no
I think it's funny that whenever someone does this and it's a picture of a man everyone gets upset but if its a picture of a decent looking woman it's fine. silly.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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Heh, nice observation.
I concur, m'dear. (Shame we're the minority though.)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:13,
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Now,
let's not tar ALL the men on b3ta with the same brush! : )
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15,
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hahaha
you said 'bush'!!! /giggles.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16,
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Hahahaha
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16,
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Arse.
How ironic!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17,
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rollingcabage
I saaaaw thaaat
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16,
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ha ha
how often do push F5
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rollingcabbage is still alive ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19,
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too often
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21,
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I concur with your concurring
Ladies Day was nice while it lasted though. : )
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17,
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twas fun!
well have to do it again soon - a regular event maybe?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:29,
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Ooh yes please!
I loved it!
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in vino veritas ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:31,
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I'll put summat in t'calendar if you like
next month?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33,
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Yes!
That'd be fab. Will you make a sexeh flyer? EDIT: With basque as Pachey suggests, please?
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in vino veritas ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:36,
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Can we have less lesbian stuff next time?
Please? edit/ that was a plea to the board in general, not you personally, in vino.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:39,
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hahaha
Freudian slip?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:42,
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See?
That's what I mean. Now what would be nice is a little man-on-man action...
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:47,
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as long as it was little.
Ring-pieces aren't that elastic you know! I for one don't fancy walking round with a "manitary-towel" strapped in me jockeys to avoid faecal leakage!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:49,
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Glad you enjoyed it
Also glad people got the serious side of it as well as teh funness. Yeah, we'll do another one sometime. You gonna wear a basque next time?
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:35,
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If I can find one big enough!
otherwise more nudity!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:42,
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ewwwwwww!
I de-wooded so fast then my bellend hit my spine!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:43,
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Hurray!
You love to post teh nekkid pics of yourself.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:45,
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haha.
Look at the glasses. Look at the wings. Look at that ridiculous hat. Look at the shit-eating grin. Enjoy the warm gloves with added finger protection. Revel in delight at the assorted chavs and chavettes surrounding this fine example of humanity. How can we improve upon this with photoshop. We cannot, therefore we feel inferior, and get upset.and there's no norks
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16,
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this is true...to a point, However...
9 times out of 10, its some pre-pubescent schoolkid who has a random snap of one of his mates and thinks 'for a laugh' it would be good to see him photoshopped, so they can laugh about it in I.T. class the next day, using the school computers....
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:16,
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true
my point still holds though, if I, SugarSpunSister, Jessie, etc., were to post a picture of ourselves right now and ask people to shop it we wouldn't get the same reaction.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:18,
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the thing is, you're regular B3tans... most of us KNOW you
we don't know these chaps from Adam.....
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19,
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yeah
but I still think it would be a different reaction! no matter, this was a stupid thread and the picture is absolutely unshoppable and utterly crap.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20,
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I second that emotion!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21,
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We'd just get hundreds of CDC's.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20,
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but one is enough isn't it? ;-)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21,
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Ha, touché.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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no thanks, I've just eaten
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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ahahha
yup
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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You might want ......
to bring this point up in your Oxford interview, as one of your 'interests'.. tell 'em you regularly debate on behalf of womens rights not to be shopped on B3ta. Then watch as the don nods knowingly..... :)
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Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25,
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Wait, I thought you said decent looking woman.
kidding! /runs
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Purple Onion ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28,
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Chortle..
That me laugh. Thanks
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19,
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Have you tried
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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Those wacky kids
with their enormous .jpgs (not jugs) and 'broken' tatoshop..... lazy monkey feather.
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15,
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you were right, is was worth a shop!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20,
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i have my own fodder
thankyouverymuch
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:26,
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:31,
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health care pearoast
I'm off home.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:08,
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Nice
But booo.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15,
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Blind Elephantitis
is not funny.
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:21,
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elephant titties must be huge
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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Arf arf!
have you seen any?
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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That nurse
is Harry Potter AICMFP!
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Bloch McParty ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27,
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he he
He's gona feel a bit off when he wakes up
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:50,
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hehe
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diablo290582 Professional.....something. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:04,
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:(
how did you fuck that joke up? under the tree for some time??? when did that bit get added?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:05,
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Yes.
And perhaps it should have been "How do you know what young Skywalker has GOT YOU for christmas?".
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:08,
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Bitter?
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:09,
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Lager?
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:09,
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shouting lager
lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager shouting mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega shouting lager lager lager mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega so many things to see and do
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11,
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Pfft.
It's funnier like this.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:08,
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Hahaha
That nawty bastid. :)
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Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:05,
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bindun
Still a good idea though.
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:05,
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hahahahahahaah
thats GREAT
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:07,
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just three days till grontmas!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:02,
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Double Yew Tee Eff?
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:05,
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haha!
marvellously hatstand!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:10,
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Ooh ,ooh,
can we can we can we can we pleeeeeeese?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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All I want for Christmas
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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:59,
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show off
Woo tou you
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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Go on...
Put a festive flashing redex at the top for that seasonal flourish.... \ps wooooo
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knuks Lurking for 12+ years ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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Maigc
Do it ... Do it ... go on do it ...
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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well theres this version ;-)
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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:04,
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you sunk me battle ship
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:05,
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Yay....
Deck the thread with fields of Redex.... fa la la la laaa la la la laaaaaa Flashing thingies - Gimme Hedex.... fa la la la laaa la la la laaaaaa Boards a groovin, things are mooving falala lalala la la la....
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knuks Lurking for 12+ years ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:06,
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damn.
I really wish this had an "I like this" button. I would click it. Woo!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:08,
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How About...
I Like This! Careful now..
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:11,
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ah.....thanks.
Now i can eat my lunch again! and it's still warm.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:12,
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gah, clicked without thinking.
and am in uni too. Bah!
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:35,
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noooooooo
damn you!
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mark has stripey socks ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:47,
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Woo!
Add transparency!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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shiny!
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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needs more
transparency other than that, tis most most most woosome and christmassy.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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woo
reminds me of blockbusters
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stone the crows ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:02,
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Nicely done!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:02,
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you
are quite clearly genius material. woo!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:04,
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aww shucks
you noticed
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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @ ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:24,
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new bigger and improved
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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @ ,
Thu 8 Dec 2005, 9:37,
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sorry....
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Skellers ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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ERghh
Kill the cunt. we hates him.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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Woo!
and 'ning all
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Drunken Vet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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thats nucking futs
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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Noel or No Noel
whats it to be?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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*votes*
No Noel
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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what the fuck is his new gameshow about?
IT'S JUST GUESSING A BOX!! How can they drag that out for half a bleeding hour? PICK A DAMN BOX!!! /Rant Over. For the moment.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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hahahaha
Bring back the Mr Blobby christmas number 1!!!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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You should be
for posting that twunt on the board. Are you making your own Christmas cards this year then?
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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don't you think
they will catch on then?
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Skellers ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:03,
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Why? Why?
cRaZy TeXt?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Dooley ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:03,
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eep
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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:17,
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"Oh No - Moments from History"
My flatmate decided to watch this tonight as it's the 'On This Day in History' anniversary. Think I'll just go out for the evening.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:55,
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400k for that?
right! /edit 40k for that?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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41k actually...
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diablo290582 Professional.....something. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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Never said it was a good pic.
And it's only 40k anyway.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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I don't see any
Space marines
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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:30,
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You could've been funny five years ago
If it was "1940 Japanaese bomb Pearl harbour" "2000- Pearl harbour bombs at box office" or something but you didn't and I admire your restraint. It takes a lot to not be funny round here
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17,
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Do any of you feel like taking part in a pointless, immature joke?
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Stevie_Bee ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:52,
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well,
that was shite
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53,
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i really couldn't have put it better myself
so i won't.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:56,
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No
... but kudos to the top lurkage.
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knuks Lurking for 12+ years ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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I cant wait until his next post in Sept 2006
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:55,
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It'll be longer than that
Only other post was Dec 2003, so two more years till the next one. Can't wait, me.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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I would if it was funny.
But the orginal tag was the best so meh.
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:55,
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You can get sued for that
you know.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:56,
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1 post a year!?
v impressive lurking!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:56,
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I haven't actually lurked.
I registered some time ago, then got distracted.
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Stevie_Bee ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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Hmmmmmm
some time? 2 fecking years - that is military level lurking - you SAS or summat?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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Can I get a refund
on the time I just wasted looking at that?
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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heres your flamingo
returned in good shape
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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Thanks
The beak is a bit worn though and one of the legs is wonky. Can I speak to a Manager?
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:00,
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Sorry but
The manager is in the managerie putting in a manger for the managers xmas masterpiece.... \sorry lost it there !
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knuks Lurking for 12+ years ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:02,
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Certainly.
Let me know your address and I'll drop it round.
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Stevie_Bee ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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It is
198 Distraction Avenue, Bumgay.
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Toma_o ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:01,
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your this weeks top lurker
well done i did not think i was going to get the opertunity to give it out then just in the nick of time you show up
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rollingcabbage is still alive ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:10,
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am it teh seamless killing doktor teim?
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my mum ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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pffft
it's still fluffy!
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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teh most sealmess kitten with cybor head ever that is
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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something is very wrong with me
i got the horn looking at that. please get help
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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I feel like pearoastin'...
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PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:48,
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Move away from the radiator?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50,
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Why it was boring the first time
/hates star wars
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50,
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pah
party pooper!
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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Probably
bee buzzy bee
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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Still the very definition of fluffy then sir?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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j00 love it
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53,
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Of course
And it being you, I'm always pretty willing to forgive anyway
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:56,
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Truth.
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Hairy Midget ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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you more of star trek fan then??
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53,
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yeah obviously BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!
BABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABABABABABANANANNANANANANNANANANANNANANANANANANANNANANANANNANANANAN
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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okaaaaaay.........
*backs away nervously*
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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cuntfacepearoastingbastard!
just kidding, I loved it the first time, and I love it now. WOO!
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50,
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^this!^
'lo Miss Magic
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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then do it in an existing fuckin' thread peabrain
/refluffs
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:59,
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Hello
I have a request to all you lot who can draw/shop, Im doing a talk at uni tomorrow about the future of radio and was wandering if some kind person could draw me an iPod stamping the world into submission or eating it or something of that nature a bit like this but done well: and if you would like to flame me for this here is a CDC that I made in fresh bus stop gravel a while back: cheers
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mr ruffles ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:46,
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ut oees!
poowe you
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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:47,
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quite
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mr ruffles ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:48,
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*puts away flamethrower*
I can't draw mate, but I like your megalomaniac iPod. Always a woo for cockgravel too. Edit: Anyone for Acro2?
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:48,
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woop, there it is
*jives*
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:02,
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the ruture of radio
sounds like something scooby doo would say /damn pesky ninjas
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stone the crows ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:49,
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indeed *chops*
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mr ruffles ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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quick n dirty
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Purple Onion ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22,
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I love you
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mr ruffles ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 19:09,
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:40,
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:)
cool woo
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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hahaha - excellent!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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Arf!
You need a dialogue box asking if you're Ready or Not too. An additional hooray for inDesign.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:43,
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Ha ha ha
Most woo.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:44,
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hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:44,
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Tahoma 4eva
I'm a Tahoma fellow myself. I thought about making a site devoted to the font at one time, but then I remembered that I'm a lazy bastard.
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Wulfo ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:44,
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tahoma kicks ass
*fact* I like changing my friends computers to comic sans. Thats always funny.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:46,
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A ha ha ha haaaaaaa
Very good! Have a woo, go on, take it, it won't bite
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Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:52,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:31,
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ahhaahah
that's beautiful
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:33,
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haha!
perfectly disturbing
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mutated monty ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:33,
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I almost cant stop watching
Its like Jessies 1000 post pic *remembers*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:35,
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oooh
thank YOU :D
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:36,
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Im not gay or ought
Meet me out back in ten minutes
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:37,
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I have squid herpes
/autocomplete, amazingly
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:39,
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A carp as a secret weapon of bludgeonry!
/autocomplete
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:50,
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...may be NSFW... who knows?
dancey doo daa ^^ but mosts of all she hated me for it... i thinkeys, well more than usual
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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:37,
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/blerk
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jme ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:38,
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hahaha
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:39,
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I've seen much prettier waists...
on her
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:40,
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Pfft
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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5000 post pic?
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drunkenoaf ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:40,
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I might have the number wrong
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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Oh god
This thread is about to get worse than it already was, isn't it?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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;)
*fwaps in the corner*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:43,
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Well if you will get nekkid on the board...
you know that they get over excited! I'd never do any thing like that!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:46,
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a) Yes, this is very true. And pretty much why I'm rarely caught moaning about it (reap what you sow, etc)
but b) I really wasn't nekkid. Just giving a pretty unconventional impression of it. Which isn't exactly a bad thing in itself.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:49,
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the impression is all that they need!
and I wasn't either - I was wearing a hat and hugging a ham.
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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*shudders* at the memory
and you fed your sons that ham!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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*Whistles innocently*
It was Funkiepixie that cooked it!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:52,
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aah
I have an oxford interview on monday. *dies of fright*
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:42,
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nah you'll be alright
just make sure your parents donate enough, thats the usual way /cynical edit: also, another ox bash in feb...
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:44,
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hah, yeah right
this isn't America! my parent's aren't involved at ALL in any of my uni stuff, I think it would be dishonest. When/if I get into Oxford it'll have been all me.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:47,
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And i thank the lord jebus for it everyday
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:47,
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I'm stressed about the interview
but it's not the end of the world cause I've already been accepted other places so if I don't get in I've still got awesome options. Rock!
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:48,
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Best thing about Oxford applications
is the automatic acceptance of most other Unis in England. It happened to me. Didn't get in though, fucking maths test on a Sunday *grumble grumble*.
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:51,
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well no other unis can see that I've applied to oxford
cause it's all electronic now and they aren't given access to that info until after they give me an offer. And I have an unconditional from edinburgh so I'm good anyway :P
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:55,
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Ah, the modern era.
I was of the paper and horse/cart application so it got me into Leeds! Congrats on the Edinburgh anyway, it'd be much more fun than Oxford, I guarantee.
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dingochutney *parp* ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:59,
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Exxxxxcellent
I had an offer for medical school but I fucked it up being a typical hormonal teenager and that's why I'm just a trainee science teacher now. /laments
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:54,
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christ!
You get to play with bunsen burners! Stop complaining...kids these days, never bloody happy.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:55,
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And I get to burn kid's faces off from time to time...
..after all, "accidents" do happen.
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:57,
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Hahahaha!
Freaky shit. Makes me all warm and gooey. Woo!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:34,
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Excellent
Is he dead?
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:41,
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not yet.
I think - he was on TV last week.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:42,
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Won't be long though
not if he carries on at that rate. Plus he'll catch a chill wearing that frock if he's not careful.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:46,
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Interesting...
*puts on list*Patrick Moore that is, not you.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:49,
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death pool?
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53,
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Just my own personal death list
Prediction thing, not a wish list.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:59,
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Aren't I on the list already anyway?
*hopes*
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:53,
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Of course you are
A different list though.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:58,
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'special' list?
;)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:03,
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*likes*
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' ; , , ; ' ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:23,
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mini beadle adventures
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mutated monty ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:28,
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*head splodes*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29,
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excellent last thing to see
bye
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:30,
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Is there a gun to your head?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:31,
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Yeah!
Go go Beadle lasers!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:30,
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Best thing
ever.
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nunoncastors is more serious than cancer ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:31,
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6this6
with big steaming piles of woo dumped all over it. it may even call for a hicockalorum topping of sorts.
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:49,
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No hummous but indulge me...
First bash with my new tablet, lord knows why it ended up being a seascape. Edit: CDC added by popular demand
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:25,
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never seen that done with an aspirin
teehee nice work
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Admiral Drew Peacock is back ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26,
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I see no magenta cock
And 'tis quite pretty
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abandonnship ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26,
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Oooh
Purty, me like.
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Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:26,
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Very 'The Snowman'
But without a snowman And a Welshboy singing
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:27,
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A cock is traditional, I believe,
but that's not bad, either.
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MooCow_Byter ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:28,
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Nice colours
Now do a copy of a Turner painting.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:29,
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Done that already
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:36,
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Ahahahaha
That's wonderful.
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Pachey ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:42,
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odd hummus
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Admiral Drew Peacock is back ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:23,
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The National Union of Teachers
also uses the acronym NUTS. /fabulous fact
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MooCow_Byter ,
Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:24,
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