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# fcuk off britain
born and bred in the english midlands, the pygmy giraffe decides it's time to escape. 1 final message to the society that is going so badly wrong. "i lost interest when you axed henry's cat. climb back up the george w bush where you all belong".

bye bye, you bunch of cnuts. I'm moving to Japan.
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# cheerio then
close the door on the way out.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# after 3 years, 9 months and 12 days...
and 2 messages its about fucking time!

byeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# hahahaha
quite!
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# thing is
this isn't my id. I don't quite know what happened to my pygmy giraffe. but it died.
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# ninja editing cnut
I had to retract my scathing reply to your post, as it would not have been seen in the light it was intended...

go get a kitten, and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# your lurkage is the most impressive specimen ever
enjoy Japan. Post on here more when you get there, and make some pics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Pfft!...
love this...Bender rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# nooooooooo!
Don't leave. I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Where in the Midlands?
/Walsall boy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Stour
bridge by birth
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# i like
that he's stayed around to answer questions

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# so do I
for some reason I instantly like this guy. Lurkage record destroyed by booze - headlines in tomorrows Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Stourbridge has given us many great things
/has PWEI tatoo

Anyway, good luck. One of my best mates is moving back to Japan this year - he loves it. I'm sure you will too.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# are you coming to the Brum bash, Emvee?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Sadly not
I'm in London at present, only back in the motherlands for Xmas and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Wants to know
if it's possible to ignore one's own drunken ravings
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# no
:p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I take it all back.
You're all great. the saviour of society. Any abuse was unintended and much misguided. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

shit. I need to go to bed don't I
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# we love you too man
/takes keys
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
this is what it's all about! I've posted drunken rants on here late at night many a time. Stick around, even if your in Japan. And if you are still about in a month's time, come the bash and get drunk some more!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# i don't like to normally, but fuck it


and in a vain attempt to redeem myself, have a repost from earlier

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/bots2.html
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# orly?
edit: i want to know the paragraph about the small elephant :(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# you'll have to watch it aaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll again!
(i made it up on the spot, hang on and i'll open it up)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# at risk of losing my shimmering mystique
"Where did you find that elephant in the middle of a universe comprised only of the element Iron, that's clearly impossible. Are you trying to break the laws of physics? I'm not saying there is a god, but if he finds out what you've been doing you're in big trouble."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
Ace flash thinger
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# yes please!
need to know! (don't car about meaning of life etc. or toothpicks, but the small elephant - YES PLEASE!)
edit: Thanks, how enlightening
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# if you like small elephants, you'll like this
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/tg2.html
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Hurrah!
More small elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# yes, thanks
how uplifting!
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# well
i likes it
even though cant really see what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# ace!
(the pearoast!)
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# lully and veh arty that!
woo!

edit: the flash, not this shitty pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# She wouldn't shop anywhere else...


Night, Night
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# i
love horses

(woo sir!)
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
My brain! Make the tune stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Seams and Nip
What a combination.
(Woody999, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# nice, but...
she has no nose...
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Ohio?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# evening all...bit crap I know.
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# fuck, yes
move,no
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# oh come on now,
what is it we all know about penguins and polar bears?

edit: how rude:- woo!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# they love to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# that polar's
been rohypnoled!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# *considers reposting*

*resists*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# dooooo it!
*shakes fist
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# two at a time
we know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# that
pokey is sadly missed?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# that is fucking
glorious
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# they are meaning to hooped seals
*coughs*

terribly sorry:)
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# penguins can't speak
and besides, they wouldn't talk within earshot of plar bears (which, as we know, have excellent hearing).
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# yes!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I'm back in back in black
first post I see makes me spit beer.. happy woo year.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Fankyou
kindly:)
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# In a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# reposts are forbidden, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Pull my
finger?
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Ahem...
lack of face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# you arsked for it
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# But
how does she smell?
*runs off to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# *spangspangspangspangspangspang*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Discouraged
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Edit: Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# hehe
you'll know is this the 3rd or 4th outing for this bandwaggon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# I miss this one
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Oh Jeebus...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# couldn't resist!
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# iron my shirt
*comma*
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# ooops!
apologeticals
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# aaaarf!!
Indeed he is a portly cunt!
(its a bloody shambles, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# 5 o'clock him
1 o'clock her
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# the fat cunt has probably moved sing he wrote the sign
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# unless he means the child directly behind him
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# alignment of his feet.. fat cnut is 6 o'clock...
that is all..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# his feet are pointing in different directions
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Unless he's saying "Damnit, my shirt bitch is all wrinkly
would you please iron him?"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# old ones = best
(sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# 'Night all.
very low-quality hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# It MUST have been done by now
if not, shame on thee all
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# hehe...
that is actually quite good!..kudos to you, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Please
god nooooooooooooo
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# blandwagon
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Oh crikey!
And i took a sledging for mine earlier?
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# no no
that's not it. I think both are grand.

You know, I took TONS of classes at school in Illustrator and Photoshop and Flash, but only actually DOING things with them helped me get better.

Long story short, there are no bad images. Both were grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# I take classes in classrooms
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# I take my martinis
schaken, not schtirred...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# pfft
that picture's in my dorm room. Which is like a classroom in that I do lots of learning there, but not like one because there's never members of the opposite sex in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# awww...
Buck up, lil camper... SOMEDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha
maybe once I hit puberty...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# You seem
quite grow-ed up to me.

G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# only on the outside
g'night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Oh, now you're asking for it
"Have you got those travel details for me, Mummypenny?"
"Urrrrgh!"


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# pffft
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh My oh my oh my!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# i do decalre this bandwagon died some time back
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# You're just jealous because I'm so sexy and the bandwagon makes you feel less so
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Hello my sexy fiance!
You still going to sacrifice your precious bachelorette status to fulfil my dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# But of course
how could I resist?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# NOW i'm jealous
unless jesse's dream was for us to hook up
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
Jessie's dream is far sexier
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# No, this is sexy...

...and i too am off to bed. Cheerio!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# nighty night blurry kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# I find
your lack of bridge, shark.. disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# gets dizy
/falls over
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Eye of the lion!
dun, dun dun dun
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Nice transition!! Have a kitten version
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# thats too big to be a kitten
it's a catten
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Compared to the big guy above him he's more of a kitten
But I suppose you're right, he's no kitten.

*hangs head in shame*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# whoooooa
this i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# thats woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Ooh that's special...
Do you have a big version?
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Haha
very nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Wow!
Very well done!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# *bums*
HARD!

That is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Your public
have spoken...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# noice!
that!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Superb
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# bigger!!!
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# that
am teh woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# somewhat redundant now
but that's rather fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# That there's something special, it is
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# That lion has
something in his eye.
(Bogbean, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Yes, he has a lion in his eye
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# and ...
www.b3ta.com/board/5507919
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# /keeps clicking
so....many...windows...open
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# i think
that's very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Sometimes
Octopoda
you don't need a reason. Hi all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# damn small print!
I DEMAND a free liquid holderer
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Hi!
And nice drawring.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# but is the cup small, or just far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# It's both.
Thus highly impractical. But still, it's free!*

*not free
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Haha
I love those cups. Nothing better to poke with cigarettes...apart from other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# octopoda
don't they deliver for waitrose?
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Ooh
*purchases*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# *clicks*
because painting things is better than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# yay!
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# oh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# CAKE
NOCAKE
CAKE
NOCAKE
and Happy B3taday e!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# blinkencake!
hurrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# that needs no reason
it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# yes it's ace
but I feel agrieved by the lack of freebie
(and Hi)
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# It's no good... I just can't stop...

www.obministries.org/faq/main.htm

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
#



sorry! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Haha
He likes it.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# You will, young Skywalker


you will...

EIther that or we'll kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# "JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# it's time for another one of those...
"seemed funnier in my head" moments
and maybe its even been done already
but bleh, have it
(william_shatner, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# on a darker note
left black dude looks like richard blackwell
(camoron, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# haha
he does.

scary.
(william_shatner, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Pfft!...just noticed what you did =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Oh my...



meh...




web-pageyness
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# tiny girl or
massive-monty-python hand?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# The whole thing is quite Gilliam isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# sort of..
not enough angels and cherubs.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# idiot
the pythons were all tiny, the hand in fact belonged to a young John Lennon temprarily and accidentally catapulted into the future. This is the inspiration for the hit movie "titanic"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# damns you
you've foiled my plans for the last time!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# yes...
defiantely..one or the other.....or both
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Asthetic norks always add to a pic too..
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
#
for my lovely internet friend zoot
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# sleepy at computer
wakes to see this


runs
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# I like this
even though it makes me feel as if I am on my death bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# indeed..
..agreed!

nice pic though
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Its like they have never seen someone
slip on a banana skin before!
DONT JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Why they all looking at me like that?
apart from the fat one, who is looking at the bold ones lower regions.
woo to pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Apparently
you draw like a 5 year old.

:D Then I must like 5-year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# nonce !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Not I...
here
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# yeah
i saw all that..i referenced it in the alt text..

because im so non conformist :P
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Well I for one thankyou
I lubb yer drawrings.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# I do too
their simplicity makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# sometimes
It's nice to get away from 1000's of layers in a psd file to just make another "I find your lack of faith..." thing and just drawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Dunno if I told you this but
When I took the redpeoples to be framed the woman asked me if one of my children did it. I just gave her a blank look.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# I drool like a five year old sometimes.
But that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I
have nightmares about Boobah that look like this but with more color.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# I like that
an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Scene from Reservoir Dogs?
Woo to this!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# but why are they all naked??
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# I'm disturbed
how do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Oh crap
so much good stuff on the board just now, and me...

with this...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# needs more chunks
.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Purple projectiling!
Woo.
*retires unhurt, nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# hehe
what on earth has he been eating?!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# umm...
Play-doh?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# meh....
Free Image Hosting by Pictiger.com
(Growf, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# my flat mate has a pretty ibooky thing
fuck knows how to work it though :(
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# 1) send it to me
2) I shall use it for 10 years in evaluation

3) I shall return it*.

*Number 3 may not happen
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# no iProducts *acutally* work
they just look pretty for the mactards
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# hey hey!
:P

I resent that remark
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# I have nothing against macs or their users
I did however go to the extreme of ripping apart a mac and putting a pc inside... perhaps I do have a problem with them
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Oh you!
So you like crappy graphics and the endless viruses?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Oh! Mactards!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# "RUN little duck..it's a trap!.."
Pfft!... nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Just a bit closer...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Fuckin hell
That's a bit big.

Anyway, reminds me of the silent sigh video.
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I just pasted the wrong code

*is all better now*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# I will always make sure he gets that bread!!

:P
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I wouldn't be able to sleep
knowing he was trapped for eternity forever denied the bread!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# He got it
when I was done with him
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# YAY!
thanks for feeding him (I can sleep peacefully now)
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# HA!
I've just recently turned to the gay side of computing and it feels so right!
(Marwood, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I love my iBook
but today Apple told me they would require £600 to replace the cracked screen...
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# they usually also require your soul
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# nah
they took that when I bought the thing in the first place
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# smash it!!
smash it good
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# i'd better not
seeing as i've already destroyed his 21" tv/dvd combo type thingmy.

whoops... this is why we shouldn't write on the living room wall with marker pens.
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# fucking
lurkage city, by the way.
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# So, he likes a drink!.. pfft!


'ning =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Haha
Great stuff
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# I love his attention to detail
The lining of his jacket matches his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Which...
...matches his alliance.
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# plus.. but couldn't think of a caption..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Feck it...

I'm gonna roast this seeing as it got cock all reaction earlier!! (Reason: Pic was crap)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Obviously
STILL crap!! Nanight B3ta!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Game of darts you two?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# He looks like
he's being attacked by two very big goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# He's gan Geordie
Noo that really is scary.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Did it come across as geordie?..
shit, I was never good at accents..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Apparently there's 76 dead in Mecca
(unexploded (13370R), Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# I like it
but what do you expect from a 'merican?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# thought for the day
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hurrah! and happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# crikey
i hadn't noticed that. ta!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# yaaaay!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# woo
yey!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hurrah
*puts on wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Your inspiring message would carry more weight
if your pics weren't so great.
You bellcurve-skewingly talented boundah...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# happy b3taday hun!
woo yay and top quality as always!
and g'night! x
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# So true
And
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# yay!
ta
*boozes*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
to an old (virtual) friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# rah!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# as the actress said to the bishop
woo, hello miss, hope you are fine and dandy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# i am quite well ta
how is mr chops?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# all fair to mild here
not up, not down
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Happy bday!
And long may your dancing things continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Woooo
Bouncy fun fun fun fun fun!

Happy B3taday!

I missed mine :( Serves me right for lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Happy b3ta day to yooou.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# it's beautiful. BEAUTIFUL i tells ye
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# IT IS!
My daughter made me a birthday card this year that went like this:

cover: "Happy Birth, daddie"

inside: Stick figure of a little girl, with all of these "p's" coming out her bum and the words "I LOVE YOU"

so, I ask my daughter, "June, what are all the p's supposed to mean?"

and she says "That's me, daddy.. FARTING!"

so of course I framed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# See,
you are almost obliged to now scan this in for us all to see.
(Marwood, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# awww!..
kids are great.. my boy is nine today!

Where did all the years go?

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
Yeah, my son is almost 9 too.

yay for same year births!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Hmm.
I particularly enjoy the intriguing composition - unusually, the eye is led from bottom, the phallus-shaped fellow's fig leaf (itself inviting thoughts of infinitely recursive genitals) up to the flower, its open bloom and exciting red hue suggesting further sexymindedness on the part of the artist...

*strokes chin*
*strokes elsewhere*
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hooray!
yes, yes it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# i bid one million ponds
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Just read the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# can someone explain this vote challenge thing to me
i can't click it as i'm on 28k
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# the
have the popular-and-frontpaged stuff on the landing page for each competition thing?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# i still don't get it
b3ta is too cliquey to have that going on, it will become aparent, the new people don't know some of the old members that only drop in now and then
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# from one oldy to another
I agree
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# aah...
you'd have to hassle rob when he's on, but the basic idea is that b3ta has produced an absolute shitload of amazing content and putting the very best of that in front of the casual user (a few minutes a week type people) can only be a good thing.

and a lot of great stuff from irregular contributors does get a good number of votes.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# this is truebut no one is here to make money
or get exposure, it's just a laugh, i've never had a popular image and i don't care, i still make them for the giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# I find your backdoor rape disturbing.
Now, if only I had either the hummus, inclination or strength of stomach to shop Lord Vader's head onto a bullyramming pic.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# mspaint
its the future
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

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