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# These old cameras had minds of their own.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Bellower!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Bellower you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# soo good
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Righty-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Teh blessed has just appeared on Wogan: Now and Then
part of UKTV gold's finest programming, a little bit of B3ta heaven...Wogan AND Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# *asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# I did
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# bellows... heheh...
arf...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# I recognize that picture


hehe
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hurrah!
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I don't know if you saw the latest one
and I'm a repost whore, so here you go
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# first ani in a while
Image hosting by Photobucket
and its obvious that hehe
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# NO! BUGGER! TO THAT!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
/Engrish Vader impression
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# will crackers do ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# he only accepts blood
are they bloody crackers?
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# no, but give it a few weeks nad i can provide plenty
hahaha that was just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# hmm i dunno
hge prefers pre menstrated blood...yeah i get what ya mean *pukes*
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# you asked for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# i know
thats why i puke, AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
#
does it eat cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# twice
a day
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# gosh!
Better feed him again then
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# RPS

Click to view web site.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# You've made me need a wee now.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Hello :)
I maekt a new supir-kittin:

www.b3ta.com/board/5649643
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Awwwww.
I do loev your supir-kittins.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# ha! i find your statement quite funny.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
#
I need a shit funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# That made me laugh so hard I had to wipe my nose.
I'm not sure why either.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Nice
is this one also taken in scotland?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah
Crammond:
www.pc-stuff.co.uk/pictures/cramond/
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# lolololanarchylolololirtehrebel
I don't think there's a more watered down symbol in the world except maybe the pentagram... bastards. Nice pics though.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# eh?
what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Bottom picture
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Huh?
That would surely be the sign for anarchy rather than a pentagram?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Both for
and of.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# *Sighs*
*Goes back to PSPX*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# pretty
but I think we need someone jumping off of it for scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# It it helps,
you can see a fence railing in front of it.
The waterfall is about the height of a person, so not that tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# OK
Image hosting by TinyPic
Image hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
#
top right looks like it is lifted out of an oil painting, or is that just moi?
(woohoo, go me, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# RPS
not good enough for its own thread, so it can sit in here.

the telly.

earlier when testing batteries in my camera.

and yes, I forgot to turn the flash on.



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# How strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Oh ho - twirls moustache
Yellow Marigolds...


*Fwaps*
(The Peppermint Meerkat, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Part of a poster I'm making for a gay burger cookoff*


*try and find a pun I haven't heard before
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# meat...
they just can't resist packing the meat in
(woohoo, go me, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
nope, glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# try this...
what about, 'buggers queens'
(woohoo, go me, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
#
*rolls eyes in disappointment and anti-climaxicity*

*made up word and I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Bugger queen shirley?
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Ok ok...but hang on a second
What strange set of circumstances led to the organisation of a gay burger cookoff anyway??
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
#
5 story house - 18 gay men - cooking burgers inviting neighbourhood to eat em..

hmm sounds like something for Sky TV
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# god...
bringing back all sorts of flashbacks
(woohoo, go me, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# I am so there
I love a good burger.

BURGER.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# psst
forgot to mention - they're gonna be vege-burgers...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Meh
food is food.

And who doesn't like a good cookoff now and then?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# How do you cook
gay burgers then?
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
#
with a gay grill
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# ask a
silly question.... pfft
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# and lots of extra virgin......
olive oil. too crap?
(woohoo, go me, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# You are Brian molko
AICMFP
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
#
ok, it's in my front jeans pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Ewww this five pounds is sticky
...ohhh!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# There's a burger/ sandwich chain in the states
called King of Queens
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Ik ben makelaar in koffij, en woon op de LAURIERGRACHT, No 37.
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Is it Cheryl Baker?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# here... miss comma.... I did
a birfday thing for you the other day, did you see it?

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/commabirthday1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Ooh!
So did I, now where is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Almost
.
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Ik ben makelaar in koffij, en woon op de LAURIERGRACHT, No 37.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# vies vuil Konijn
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# You need
www.b3ta.nl
Image hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I would like to speak dutch
just never got round to learning
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# ENGLISH!
pweez
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# "I am a trader in coffee, and I live at LAURIERGRACHT nr. 37"
(hey, it WAS a Dutch novel!)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
Good portrait of a fictional character...or did you use the movie for this impression? :)

(Hint for those who have not read it: Max Havelaar by Multatuli)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# It was based on a photo
of Multatuli. It didn't quite work out.
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Remind you of anyone?
Image hosting by TinyPic

The original was posted on Boing Boing, and the sign he was holding said "Free Robot Sex".
www.boingboing.net/2006/02/12/free_robot_sex_guy_i.html

(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# yes
Him:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Yazoooooo!
boingboing@!
I just noticed that!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# someone said they like crows best of all the animals...


why?? they're ugly, sharp and evil. unlike Mr. Cuddles here.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Crow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Because I value intellect over appearance

(but I think they're really beautiful anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# I know I don't
Look at the lovely kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# How do you know crows aren't morons?
I admit my kitten is no PhD. But what rule is there that just because an animal is hideous, it must be intelligent?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Who's saying there is a connection?!
I'm not criticising your kitten, and you're the one who made it a one or the other thing. I know crows are intelligent because I've studied them

...this has no connection to appearance dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# exactly. YOU'VE studied THEM
If they studied you perhaps I could change my mind.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Hahah!
Fair enough.

I love it when people force twisted human values onto animals and then criticise them when they don't match for some reason ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Do a google image search of
actors/models, then do scientists.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I find scientists sexy.
And geeks. I love intelligent men
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# of course they've ALL got white coats
after i've finished with them...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I'm a scientist
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Me too
Or I was.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Well...I Will be
When I get my masters and PhD
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Sexy tiem
Scientists (SFW too)

/edit: And i'm a geek but could munt for Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
OK, maybe not all scientists... Once they get to be old enough to be my parents part of the charm wears off
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# But shirley...
Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# my kitty has to have an operation tomorrow :(
in other words, she's being spayed!
(piffpuffpickle, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I agree.. as
Crows are evil and they kill things.
well... actually... I suppose being as they are both predators and scavengers, they are meant to.

and then so do cats.

so therefore, both crows and cats are evil.

hmm....

*gets gun*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I spotted summat
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Holy Shit!
Have you seen that Mars are now advertising chocolates using an English version of the Song "Ja Da" (The swedish song from the mad animation from David Stevenson posted in the arhive)

I wonder where they got the inspiration?
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Oddly
There are actually two ads using that song currently, the other is a car ad I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# I dreamt I had a half-eaten Mars bar
wrapped up in a polythene bag last night.
I kept trying to get rid of it but never managed to. It never occured to me to try to eat it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# *insert obvious sex joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I'm going to stick a Snickers up your jap's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Touch the ham
Go on - it won't bite...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# this one?
click
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Jellybeans!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Davros!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# he is thinking about Maggie
and their special relationship
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Since the BBC updated their adverts...
...a lot of staff had been cut.


Probably bindun..
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# unlikely to have bindun
interesting hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# I'm trying out a slightly different vectoring style
What do you think? Any constructive criticism?


EDIT: Improved picture now on Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/98925026/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Stoat! Oh, he's so lovely!
*Swoon*. Love the style, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# he's best in that pic of you snogging Curis.
Kamikaze Stoat approves!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have that pinned to my wall.
I wanted to enlarge the 'approves' part!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# tis good
needs a gentler blend from one colour to the next perhaps? But it is a most excellent effort.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Hmmm
I wanted to try it with as few colours as possible. I shall have a play with it.

EDIT: How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Harsh shading works well on male faces.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# You are the artist for Kraftwerk
AICMFP


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Is that a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Depends if you like Kraftwerk I guess
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Bumchin!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Rather woo!
I want to be that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# But you are THIS man...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# aphex twin?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5650065
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I wish I'd kept that vector of you.
instead:


(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# I wish I could do half-decent ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# I feel dizzy now...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I very much like that
Woo miss :)

Though I do think the shadow on the right of the lip is probably too much :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Hmmm
you may be right. I think it looks OK on the second less-harsh edit though.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# hwo do you make them so good ? thats excellent
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# What a nice thing to say!
I've had a bit of practice I suppose and the tutorial I learnt from was really well written.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# woo!
that am teh lully!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Not as lully as you
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Look to the skies.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# nice catch boy!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# how on earth did you think of that?
noice.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# This little fella keeps stalking me



See also here for past examples of scary pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Do crows eat pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Probably
*likes crows best of all the 'animals'*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# I like Cows and Tortoises.
You know that bliss can never be boy gay, don't you?

Bliss is a shitty shop for plastering middle aged trouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# thats very well done
and good 'ning, sexy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# 'ning sir!

...but actually it really is just a photo (taken backwards out of an attic window, and in good ol' British weather)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# well shot there!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Taken backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *looks below*
*doesn't understand backwards photography*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# yeah, it was above my window so I had to lean out backwards to get a photo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Ah
I now understand!
Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# It wants to fuck you
hard in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
don't we all That's a terribly rude thing to say!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Hey if it wanted to fuck me hard in the arse i would let it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# well volunteered!
*gets lube*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# fuck me good and hard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# There is only one pigeon
but it has the ability to appear in many millions of places at the same time.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# It most likely is the same pigeon here
There are three of them that basically spend their day circling my flat, but only one really comes up to the windows and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# You haev to watch out for stalkers
They're nearly ALWAYS dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# evening sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# 'lo
only here for a mo . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# me too
off for a quiet pint with family people in a mo. You well?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# *pounces*
'ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Oof!
me dinner . . .

*enjoys*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# That's one sinister pigeon
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Will he ever find the answer? :o(
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# like shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Not really.
It's got a nice texture, but I don't like the smell.

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# love it,
i cant get enough.


you got any on ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# As it happens I do have a bit.
I'd have to get it out, but it'll be warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# ooooh splendid
*ties on beattie style napkin*
*readys the knife and spork*
*puts on goggles*

HIT ME!!!1!1!1!!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# *hits*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# *clubs*
*realises its a dog, not a seal*

*clubs some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# my dog has no nose!
how does he smell?
Jamaica!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# only smarties
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# My dog
Has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] This took me too long


And is not as funny as I thought initially.
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# what a strange day i'm having
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Now I know what it feels like to be a mouse in my garden
A mouse that's partially colourblind and has a broken neck. Still, much woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Scary kittin!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# I peg your hardon?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)
# objects in the rear view mirror
may not be as fluffeh as first appears...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Second click of the day.
EDIT - and still not on the front page.

I am very much surprised because, quite frankly, this rawks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
# woo
this is VERY well done!

www.b3ta.com/board/5650003

just cos im lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

I love the way you click me baby
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha - fab-yule-arse!
Reminds me I should get a wriggle on and get mine done.
My compo entries I mean, not my abortions. Ermmm... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Nice drawing
and certainly fulfils the brief - it's an extremely sick joke. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Ta.
Did it on the way back from Caroline's. A rather upper-class chappy near me asked if he could see it, and I was glad I hadn't written in the speech bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# jesus!
well drawn, fucking horrible punchline. you are in the groove, as they might say.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Brilliant.
Just Brilliant.

*First click of the day!*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Ta most kindly sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# No need to thank me.
I never say things are good to appease people. Frankly I think everyone is a cunt and I couldn't give a fuck if you all died miserable, but I give credit where it is due and the details of this are good and the joke is excellent.

A very valid competition entry. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Even me?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# you disgust me
get your juvenile pillockry off the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# I hear Hull is quite warm at this time of year
Don't ask HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahaaha!
BAN THIS FILTH!

**likes this a lot**
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
that's class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
*Clicks it up the wrong un*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Heheh!
Good to see nothing will keep him out of the saddle though.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# hahahahaha thats so bad but soo good
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)
# For Shame
how could you...

..still made me smile though
(MasterOfStoats, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Yayest
*I Likes this
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)
# hee hee
good
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha - hilarious! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
most woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)
# hahahaha - who don't?
on a similar note

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Haha - look at her!
She loves being talked to about arse burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
# ecculente
I notice he has a lob-on as well..filthy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
ILT!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# w00
It's evil...but a good flavor of evil! :D
(dragonman97, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 5:39, archived)
# It must be lurve
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# That really isn't that crudely drawn.
Also:

keep your juvenile pillockery off the board please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# you 'Gusset' misspelt
"love"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Tee-hee,
you said 'have'!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# what would you prefer me
to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)
# 'Gusset'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Limited mileage
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# The last frame makes this.
It's very Holy Grail.

"It's a fair cop"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
probably limited but japes all the way to its demise
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)
#
limited but japes all the way to its demise crow time
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Crow time is for gays
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Yes.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I rather thought so
crows: gay icons

geddit?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hahahah
good build up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Oooh - super duper!
I wonder how much you'd have to pay a chef to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# £50
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# I like those odds.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# it's like Agatha
but with more panels.

Panel!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)

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