Is that a chimp, or a bonobo?
Cos if its a bonobo, that could be a pretty good seller.
(if bonobos actually had any money of course)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:01,
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(if bonobos actually had any money of course)
^here's why^
Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favours traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex. This happens within the immediate family as well as outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners
/edit fuck, look at the forehead, it's clearly a chimp!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:16,
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/edit fuck, look at the forehead, it's clearly a chimp!
Just cos I know, how bonobo behaviour differs...
doesnt mean I can spot the fuckers apart.
They all look like monkeys to me.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:25,
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They all look like monkeys to me.
Just a study
more to follw (eventually)
[EDIT] CDC my wretched form all u like BTW
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:46,
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more to follw (eventually)
[EDIT] CDC my wretched form all u like BTW
TJ
Fucking quiet innit? Everyone out drinking but us saddos I suppose
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:03,
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Let me look at you with my own Grrrrr !
(Thanks to whoever did the original Brian Blessed version for the source pic)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:40,
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(Thanks to whoever did the original Brian Blessed version for the source pic)
GIF animators
does anyone know where I can get a good free GIF animator?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:37,
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I think there's an animation plugin
for The Gimp you could try.
edit: Actually, it might not even need a plugin.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:59,
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edit: Actually, it might not even need a plugin.
Yer mum does wonders with my GIF
and she's completely free.
but then she wants to talk about Big Brother, and Christ she goes on and on, so it's not exactly free is it?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:18,
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and she's completely free.
but then she wants to talk about Big Brother, and Christ she goes on and on, so it's not exactly free is it?
dunno if any of you have seen thius before
but its pretty woo!
pic is mine, not the effect though :(
homepage.ntlworld.com/barrie.manning1/itworks.html
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:30,
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pic is mine, not the effect though :(
homepage.ntlworld.com/barrie.manning1/itworks.html
one of a million things
that I just haven't installed on this computer just yet
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33,
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geez
why in the hell did you think that pic could use some effects?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:38,
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high horse?
is it scatman john?
or the two plastic turds?
i used it coz it was on my desktop
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:40,
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or the two plastic turds?
i used it coz it was on my desktop
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The best bit was the slow dawning realisation of what you meant.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:27,
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imagine shagging that
It'd be great ;-)
Nice work, very arty :-)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14,
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Nice work, very arty :-)
yes
it could both suck and blow in serveral places at once
what the hell am I saying? O_O
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19,
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what the hell am I saying? O_O
All those mouths,
just think how much nagging she could do.
Woo to pic btw.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:22,
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Woo to pic btw.
Your warped mind...
...brings me warmth!
Have a large YAY (with a cherry on top)!
;)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:43,
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...brings me warmth!
Have a large YAY (with a cherry on top)!
;)
Thank you
You just gave me nightmares.
I think I may have to find some pictures of baby tigers to make up for this before bed.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:45,
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I think I may have to find some pictures of baby tigers to make up for this before bed.
How was your St.Patrick's Day Madam?
Is Rik unconscious somewhere?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:17,
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the more i look at that
the more i giggle like an uncontrollable girl
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:16,
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forgive me father for i have cdc'd
bertie's clearly enjoying it
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:11,
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bertie's clearly enjoying it
woo
first graphic tablet cock!!
its a bit fuzzy due to.......something.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05,
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its a bit fuzzy due to.......something.
Yaaaaaay!
Congratulations and such!
(And hahahaha, you tagged it and everything)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:07,
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(And hahahaha, you tagged it and everything)
no idea.
*says every word in the dictionary*
can i have the badge NOW?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:10,
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can i have the badge NOW?
Oh fuck off.
I'm not in the mood for lewd, half-assed work.
I do apologise. I'm in a bad mood.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57,
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I do apologise. I'm in a bad mood.
Oooh, get her.
But, to be fair, this is actually quite well done, and yeah, it's nothing special, but lets face it it's alright, and it's a quiet board.
And OI, be fluffy, if you don't like it, don't say anything. Now have a cup of tea and a biscuit and re-fluff. Look at some pictures of kittens.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05,
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And OI, be fluffy, if you don't like it, don't say anything. Now have a cup of tea and a biscuit and re-fluff. Look at some pictures of kittens.
*googles kittens*
Yea yea, nice and all, but i'll be unfluffed again in a minute.
I just thought, to be honest, all of N0fr0m's stuff is kinda the same, and I am perhaps getting a little sick of it.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:08,
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I just thought, to be honest, all of N0fr0m's stuff is kinda the same, and I am perhaps getting a little sick of it.
Pffft.
That advert used to annoy me. At least, the second time they started playing it.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15,
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No, fair enough, that's groovy, I'm sure many others feel the same
But thats no reason to get your arse out (It's a figure of speech) and start getting all nasty. If you're feeling decidedly un-fluffy, have a hug.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:11,
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The first few views i still had my mouse held down on the scroll bar
so i didn't notice it animate.
Have a woo: Woo!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05,
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Have a woo: Woo!
and with that
you drove www.b3ta.com/board/5764143 off the bottom
w00!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:55,
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w00!
I know somone that has
a vibrating pen. Alas, it's the other end to the nib that vibrates.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:37,
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how that was invented?
"i think we should invent a vibrating pen...
!rest of message lost in transfer!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:20,
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!rest of message lost in transfer!
yay ^_^
the one on the right doesn't look very impressed?
Do you think he's heard this shit before?
I'm sorry... could...not.... .. resist..
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:48,
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Do you think he's heard this shit before?
I'm sorry... could...not.... .. resist..
Well i'll let you off since it's irish day ...
hence that's in a wierd way, relevant.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:59,
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mm.
it makes no sense atall. :)
edit: might make sense if people are trying to be funny or something.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:08,
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edit: might make sense if people are trying to be funny or something.
Funny how?
What's funny about it? You said people are trying to be funny about it. How the fuck are we funny, what the fuck is so funny about us?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:17,
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Why doesn't the ball drop off?
WHY?
IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!
Woo!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:25,
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IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!
Woo!
Just a quick one
Idea came into my head. Probably should have left it there.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:42,
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Ha ha!
although technically you only get Epilectic Fits from alternating sets of 3 colours, not 2. But hey...
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:43,
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although technically you only get Epilectic Fits from alternating sets of 3 colours, not 2. But hey...
Reminds me of that colour blind centre sign someone did
it was green with red writing.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02,
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Excellent!
I think putting her face on a horse would have been overkill.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:39,
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darn
if my server wasnt down id be reposting my 'pretentious' one :o/
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:35,
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ha nice
she does have quite a large nose, do you know she had surgery to shorten it as a child? Imagine how big it was in the first place!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:39,
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well i say child it was more like 16
which is still a child in the eyes of the law, even though you can smoke and have children, and in the case of some council estate types both at the same time
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:43,
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Why would anyone want to smell like
An ugly warty chin rug muncher?
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