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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Is that a chimp, or a bonobo?
Cos if its a bonobo, that could be a pretty good seller.

(if bonobos actually had any money of course)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# ^here's why^
Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favours traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex. This happens within the immediate family as well as outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners

/edit fuck, look at the forehead, it's clearly a chimp!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Hello!
*fucks*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Hello?

*peels off leg*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Just cos I know, how bonobo behaviour differs...
doesnt mean I can spot the fuckers apart.

They all look like monkeys to me.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Racist?

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Vib-rape-tor
that how I saw it. Don't fuck a monkey, man.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Just a study


more to follw (eventually)


[EDIT] CDC my wretched form all u like BTW
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# nice one
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# that is
rather good!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# TJ
Fucking quiet innit? Everyone out drinking but us saddos I suppose
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Let me look at you with my own Grrrrr !


(Thanks to whoever did the original Brian Blessed version for the source pic)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# hehe
A thing of beauty.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# got one more
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# GIF animators
does anyone know where I can get a good free GIF animator?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)
# no
but imageready comes with photoshop
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# try
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Boooooooooooooo


Hissssssssss








Boooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# you tell 'em
;)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# try
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# LOL
v funny
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# I think there's an animation plugin
for The Gimp you could try.
edit: Actually, it might not even need a plugin.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Yer mum does wonders with my GIF

and she's completely free.

but then she wants to talk about Big Brother, and Christ she goes on and on, so it's not exactly free is it?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# FREE UKRAINE!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# dunno if any of you have seen thius before
but its pretty woo!

pic is mine, not the effect though :(

homepage.ntlworld.com/barrie.manning1/itworks.html
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Gosh
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# oh didn't work
I must install chava at some point
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# well worth it
javas gone all "good" all of a sudden...?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# one of a million things
that I just haven't installed on this computer just yet
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# geez
why in the hell did you think that pic could use some effects?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# high horse?
is it scatman john?

or the two plastic turds?

i used it coz it was on my desktop
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# blob!

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The best bit was the slow dawning realisation of what you meant.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
woo! :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# hehe
yay
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Beware of shifting windows
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
# I don't know why
but this just made me laugh :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Yay
good
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Yayve.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# much nicer than
that \/
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:24, archived)
# evening :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# hmm
can it be milked?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# yes
but only on a wednesday if its a fullmoon! :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# *tries*
yup, with enough effort, most things can be milked
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# imagine shagging that
It'd be great ;-)

Nice work, very arty :-)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# If by great you mean hideous ...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)
# erm
I think even a tentacle demon would be a bit confused
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# heheheh
it'd be great at blowjobs! :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:18, archived)
# yes
it could both suck and blow in serveral places at once

what the hell am I saying? O_O
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
# plus
use its tongue! :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:26, archived)
# don't get it angry
could give you a severe tongue lashing
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# this would be worse for a tongue lashing
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# O_O
now that's fast food
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# HORN
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# TRUMPET?
^_^
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh
Woo as always
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# :o)
thank ya!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:18, archived)
# ...
...



...


.....evening.

(bloody marvellous btw!)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# 'ello!
:o) thank ya btw!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
# All those mouths,
just think how much nagging she could do.

Woo to pic btw.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:22, archived)
# hahahhaa
uber-nagger! :o) now thats a scary thought!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)
# ah, fantastic!
but isn't that always true of your work?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:26, archived)
# well i wouldnt say that!
but thank you anyway! :o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# well
that's a mouthful

woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:38, archived)
# hehehhee
:o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Your warped mind...

...brings me warmth!

Have a large YAY (with a cherry on top)!

;)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# mmmmmm cherry
:o)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# *feeds*
Wonderful as always!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I really enjoy watching you constantly improve.

woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Thank you
You just gave me nightmares.

I think I may have to find some pictures of baby tigers to make up for this before bed.

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Do not confuse "fish fucking" and "fist fucking" !!!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:12, archived)
# You've obviously been reading
my reply to the QOTW ;-)

Kinky!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# fabulouus!

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# How was your St.Patrick's Day Madam?
Is Rik unconscious somewhere?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# My lips are sealed.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)
# the more i look at that
the more i giggle like an uncontrollable girl
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Oh fuck off.

I'm not in the mood for lewd, half-assed work.

;)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *is not amused expression*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# WYH
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# forgive me father for i have cdc'd

bertie's clearly enjoying it
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)
# woo
first graphic tablet cock!!

its a bit fuzzy due to.......something.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
Congratulations and such!

(And hahahaha, you tagged it and everything)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Who'd steal a CDC?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# no idea.
*says every word in the dictionary*
can i have the badge NOW?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:10, archived)
# No you may not.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# that i did.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Yay for CCDC
The extra C is for compulsory
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# do you think
the shpunk is good?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# It's kind of foaming.
Nice touch.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# very very wrong
woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Daisy Chain!
Hurrah!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
I love that very much
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# that's
what I heard too*

* May not be true
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# it's the eyes
i love the fucking eyes!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
I'm not in the mood for lewd, half-assed work.





I do apologise. I'm in a bad mood.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# well don't look at your own profile then
/scathing
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# You mean the colours or the crappy puns?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# yay!
handbags at dawn!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Yay?
What the fuck?


I know i should get that ...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Um...
You do realise what site you're on, don't you?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Ha, Touché.
Some people put a little more effort in, mind.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Oooh, get her.
But, to be fair, this is actually quite well done, and yeah, it's nothing special, but lets face it it's alright, and it's a quiet board.

And OI, be fluffy, if you don't like it, don't say anything. Now have a cup of tea and a biscuit and re-fluff. Look at some pictures of kittens.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *googles kittens*
Yea yea, nice and all, but i'll be unfluffed again in a minute.

I just thought, to be honest, all of N0fr0m's stuff is kinda the same, and I am perhaps getting a little sick of it.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:08, archived)
# calm down Will, it's only a messageboard
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Pffft.
That advert used to annoy me. At least, the second time they started playing it.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# No, fair enough, that's groovy, I'm sure many others feel the same
But thats no reason to get your arse out (It's a figure of speech) and start getting all nasty. If you're feeling decidedly un-fluffy, have a hug.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)
# haha!
I like you.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Oh ..... Kay .......
You're not a stalker are you ... ?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I can be if you like.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I don't like.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Spoilsport.
I will do anyway.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Fun using the links board
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Who is that chap?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# its uber-self-publicist
and rent-a-protester, Peter Tatchell
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Ex? Labour
politician, and gay rights activist
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# A fucking cunt.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:07, archived)
# An attention whore
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# The first few views i still had my mouse held down on the scroll bar
so i didn't notice it animate.

Have a woo: Woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# and with that
you drove www.b3ta.com/board/5764143 off the bottom

w00!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Well the post above did, but that's not the point.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Feel'n batty.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)
# must... lie... down...


woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)
# how is my bombing?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:47, archived)
# heh heh
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Fore!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Nice.
very nice.
woo! for rotating thingies.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:41, archived)
# more YAY!
Image hosting by Photobucket
WoOP! REPOST!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:47, archived)
# It just jerks back, i think it needs more frames
woo though
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Ooooh
Thas lully, that is.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Again although pratical..
the 'fun' sqwiggley writing effect part never really took off....


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still it wasn't a complete loss....
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I know somone that has
a vibrating pen. Alas, it's the other end to the nib that vibrates.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)
# how that was invented?
"i think we should invent a vibrating pen...

!rest of message lost in transfer!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
..And Allsorts.

Woo! Yay! and allsorts
With apologies to CaroWallis.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:23, archived)
# SHOULDN'T THis be compo'd
compo'd hard?

/sorry for caps
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Dumped!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
# yay ^_^
the one on the right doesn't look very impressed?
Do you think he's heard this shit before?

I'm sorry... could...not.... .. resist..
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Its the turd time he's heard it!
;)

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Well i'll let you off since it's irish day ...
hence that's in a wierd way, relevant.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# anyway, it would only be a problem
if the puns got dire here.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# doenstl ook good, doesnt make sense.


you get it though :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Well, I don't really get it...
but i like it
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:06, archived)
# mm.
it makes no sense atall. :)


edit: might make sense if people are trying to be funny or something.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Funny how?
What's funny about it? You said people are trying to be funny about it. How the fuck are we funny, what the fuck is so funny about us?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:17, archived)
# internet lol
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Why doesn't the ball drop off?
WHY?
IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!


Woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)
# too young?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# poor thing gave up
with so many questions unasked
:/
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Just a quick one
Idea came into my head. Probably should have left it there.



(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Ha ha!


although technically you only get Epilectic Fits from alternating sets of 3 colours, not 2. But hey...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# That's what they say...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
"twat nose"
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Swansea are drawing 1-1 right now
No worries
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Reminds me of that colour blind centre sign someone did
it was green with red writing.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# The new fragrance..
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Excellent
But she munts, horribly
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# indeed
hence the 'horsey' face referance. Is it too subtle?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha
Nope, not at all
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Excellent!
I think putting her face on a horse would have been overkill.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# darn
if my server wasnt down id be reposting my 'pretentious' one :o/
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Spot on!

She is a fucking mong!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# ha nice
she does have quite a large nose, do you know she had surgery to shorten it as a child? Imagine how big it was in the first place!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Shorter than it is now?
(Seeing as she was a child.)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:41, archived)
# well i say child it was more like 16
which is still a child in the eyes of the law, even though you can smoke and have children, and in the case of some council estate types both at the same time
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Why would anyone want to smell like
An ugly warty chin rug muncher?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)
# best of all the perfumes!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)
# ha ha ha, or...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)
# hehe
most woosome!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)

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