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# SMASH
(thirdvertigo, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *Goes blind*

*Stops wanking*

*Still can't make it out*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:25, archived)
# erm ris???
ive squinted at it and everything!
(LargeDoner, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:26, archived)
# this is making my eyes hurt more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Yikes, that makes my head funny
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:31, archived)
# It's cars
on a CCTV camera, isn't it?

What do I win?

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Cue weird music....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:17, archived)
#

click for biggar
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Pfffft
CFB

TJ: does anyone on here have, or know where to find the "syntax" font?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Pfffft
CFB.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# fo' shizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Why does Snoop Dogg alway carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:27, archived)
# hahahahah
if only this had a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:36, archived)
# AHHH!
I live 5 miles in an easternernernernernally direction from that ugly disgusting place.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Syntax?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:28, archived)
# don't mind if i do!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Not unless it's one of the first fre Google results.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Nope, it's not :(
I think the designer is just talking shit

anyone any ideas?

whatthefont.com is of no help, unless it is Chicago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:36, archived)
# That looks like Chicago to me.
Or at least- it looks like the font that Macs used back in college, and that was called Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:55, archived)
# I used to have the font as a Windows TTF many moons ago.
Alas, I've lost it and it costs dosh to get it now. But there are clones of it for free about-- I got pixChicago from somewhere for free...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Aye,
DaFont.com has a pixel Chicago and one that would look veeery similar if someone happened to squash it sideways slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 22:02, archived)
# yes
I found it. The u is an inverted v. Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)
# hardy har har
Fetch a nurse, for my sides have split!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:22, archived)
# arf
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Oh dear god, Will it never end? it's...

With thanks to phunky for his suggestion for yesterday's biromash.

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Biro art
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# a badger with a gun please.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# A zebra in a cowboy suit
riding a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# ... through Disneyland Paris...
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:16, archived)
# ...trying to capture a disney horsey with a lasso
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:20, archived)
# ... made out of squirty cream...
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Michael Jackson pissing in a sink
saying "HEE HEEEEEE!!!" with a big grin on his face.

Edit: or Rick Wakeman fisting a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Draw a nonsense!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:16, archived)
# YOU, Sir,
are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:17, archived)
# well draw me then!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:19, archived)
# oooo
confused ostrich!
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:16, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^these
but with big hands


ALSO

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvthose
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:16, archived)
# gajintendo
bumming a tranny with a feather duster up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I WILL BUM YOUR TRANNIES!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I saw that, you sly ninja
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Is that
your tagline on your business cards?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:20, archived)
# it should be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# or being bummed
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:18, archived)
# werewolves in drag!
werewolves in drag!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Frank Spencer
beating himself to death with an oversized novelty sausage roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:20, archived)
# How about
A Panda!

Seriously, best animal ever.

'omg liek pls lolz'
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# pandas are emo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:23, archived)
# And that's just the male ones
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you
For ruining that species for me.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# you're welcome


if you need any other species ruined, just contact me through the usual ways
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah
but she left me for another woman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:35, archived)
# a plate of biro mash and tipex sausages
(pdjpdj, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Christiano Ronaldo
being torn limb from limb by Aaron Lennon riding John Terry and Little Theo on Lampard

(LargeDoner, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I don't know who any of those people are
and I can't be arsed to google them.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:49, archived)
# a sandwhich
taking its revenge

ps most woo
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I'd tell you why I did this..........if I knew.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:04, archived)
# i likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# needs some teeths

probably
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Yay!
:)


I'm bored :(

I'll have to blame somebody for it (blames somebody very quitely)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Are you ever NOT bored!?
you do seem to rant about it alot. and if there's one thing i hate. it's people who moan and then do nothing about whatever they were moaning about.

STRAP ON A PAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:34, archived)
# You're right.
Bravo!

They look good on the car too.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# you can keep the seams if you like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:15, archived)
# That's great,
I always thing they look like a basking shark though.....

(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:18, archived)
# *shudder*
basking sharks do give me the fears.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:27, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:28, archived)
# It's a Purrrgeot!
AICMFP

And you may claim your woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Meh...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Ha ha! Nothing wrong with the Hillman Imp
that a crusher wouldn't cure.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# woo!
but is that the car from the harry potter film?
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:08, archived)
# No.
That was a Ford Anglia.

A true classic.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# heh heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:08, archived)
# pffft! cars with faux antlers are the way forward
would certainly make parking fun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:11, archived)
# give him a big hand

Seeing as the board is slow, does anyone want a competition?
Howsabout finding pictures of people and making just one of their hands massive.
Create The Anti-Beadle!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# How about no?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:48, archived)
# fair enough, just trying to spark some life
ne'er mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:53, archived)
# How about
getting a pic of you
and making your nob big!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:49, archived)
# all hail
Derek Griffiths
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Was that the guy whoi sang
Heads and TAils??
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Done.

Took me ages.

EDIT: *Read again*
*Deletes picture of Beadle*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# how about getting a picture of beadle
and making his hands THE SAME SIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:53, archived)
# similar thoughts
though i was thinking of just posting a normal pic of beadle, it would play with peoples minds, giving the impression that he has a massive hand! or something like that anyways.
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hey
there are limitations about what one can do with image software
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Fat handed twat!
AICMFP
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I'm bored
so why the hell not...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# just don't ask
for the 'fist job'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:00, archived)
# this is better animated, like most things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# that`s bloody great
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Waits patiently
for Beadle pun...
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Barry Beadle Bonds
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
# i think this pic of mr hoskins
has been waiting for this competition for years:

www.dunas.com/entertainers/hoskins1.jpg
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:10, archived)
# impressive!
bet he's a hit with the ladies now
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I have an idea!
:|




Hmm... I am boring aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:58, archived)
# This is silly
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# yes


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *squashes with massive fist*
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:12, archived)
# *fists with massive fist*

HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
# :O
:(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Meh
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:59, archived)
# he must love it!
(slake, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:05, archived)
# heheh
You betcha!
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hahahah
but why did you change boxers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:12, archived)
# couldnt make his hand bigger for the first one - there wasnt a clear shot
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:17, archived)
# boredom & tiredness & gayness

Click For Biggggaaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:07, archived)
# go on then.... "You're fired"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:14, archived)
#
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:17, archived)
# it is shit
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:38, archived)
# It was
the only thing I had for years.

And yes, it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Done in Paint, but do I win?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:19, archived)
# valiant effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:23, archived)
# why did I fall for this
(pdjpdj, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
what a combo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:24, archived)
# &
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:23, archived)
# well, quite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:32, archived)
# His new book
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I'd buy it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:49, archived)
# he is a clever bunny!


(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Ace!
That 'squeezing my HEAD into a GLASS' one still makes me chuckle like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I loved that one
can someone post a link to the head in glass one please? can't find it on the search
(I helped save b3ta! bmjames, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:35, archived)
# here:
www.torpedoharringay.com/corington/

in pictures: volume 2
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:40, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bmjames, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 20:03, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# oh winston what kind of baffling sociological experiment are you up to now you scallywag
woo yay!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# haha!
brilliant!

TURTLEHOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:59, archived)
# just more lazy shit with fluffy animals today.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:45, archived)
# boingy boing boing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# PINGALINGS!!!!1

Love it!

If there's anything fluffeher than a pingaling, it's a pingaling chick.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:47, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:58, archived)
# *sproing**sproing**sproing**sproing*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:59, archived)
# brilliant!


: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:59, archived)
# yay!
smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] First Brittons on Mars...


Apologies for crapness of the image quality, but I just couldn't waste the pun! I just wish that I could have got a Fern Britton/ massive Mars Bar joke in there somewhere too.

Note for younger or less British viewers: These are two very famous British-type television people. The nice lady's well known for being plump and jolly. The man who's so old he's in black and white was once in a sitcom called Robin's Nest. It had an Irish waiter with one arm and another man with an alarming poloneck. In the Seventies, no-one could hear you scream...

I wroted their names on all special, 'cos I is a noob.
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:37, archived)
# splendid, welcome to the jungle Nobby


Charles would make a lovely traveling companion
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning M3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hallo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:48, archived)
# still having lesbian tendencies I see
keep up the good work! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Hmmm
Nice corset.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Corset is




hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:48, archived)
#





ouch
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha
ace.
welcome.

edit: TJ:can anyone tell me where i can get the doofer that makes your profile all lully?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:40, archived)
#
www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/bpma/
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/bpma/

Gah, so slow
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:51, archived)
# what they all said
and tutorially-type shenannigans here
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Well done!
And an explanation too! You are spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Thank you - it's nice to have finally stopped lurking!
I suspect all my future posts are all going to be themed along the "obscure tv personality + crap photomanipulation skills=need for explanation" lines! I guess that means that I should fit in just perfectly...
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:43, archived)
# my ARTwerek innut

and u get get it off ebay if you search MONSTA CANVAS
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Love it!
Woo.
(Maynard Human After All., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:14, archived)
# *saves image*
*prints*

*saves lots of money*


lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Yay
George Washington?
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# does he have a pocket full of horses...
has he fucked the shit out of bears?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:27, archived)
# oh yes
that song is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:37, archived)
# that's lovely
it'd be ace if I could have one of my very own, but where could I buy such things?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:17, archived)
# NB: the bottom of the post
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:22, archived)
# N.B: irony.
I know that you could be being ironic
but that's a chance i'll take. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:24, archived)
# not ironic,
sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:25, archived)
# isn't it sarcastc?
dontchathink?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I fucking hate that song
no, it's not ironic, it's just annoying, like this song, and your voice. now please shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# like RAAAAAAIAIAIAIIAIAAAAAAAAAAANN
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:32, archived)
# *offers knife*
*gives 10,000 spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:34, archived)
# non, pas.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah.
whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I am being of teh funneh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious
(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:33, archived)
# take notes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)
# on
amazon
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# yay
me likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:34, archived)
# alright cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I like your work
but I have mixed feelings about the incessant spamming...please don't get annoying, because your work deserves to be seen.
(maybe hint about your ebay stuff in your profile?)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# 'ning evreh wun


previously: www.b3ta.com/board/6088182
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:07, archived)
# *donates to campaign*
also: QUAAAAAAID!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I think
That if he had squirted on each pull of the lever, this may have been better.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:12, archived)
# ^^^this
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# huzzah!
a true work of art
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I saw this and thought of you.......
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:13, archived)
# argh!
keeel eet!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)
# anti-dentata vole?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:18, archived)
# naked mole rat
little toothy cock beasts
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:19, archived)
# heh heh
nice image leeching for cdc effect
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:19, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Click for bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Heheheheh.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Oh dear!!!
oh lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:04, archived)
# *KASPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Manfat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
I can't believe it's nut butter
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:14, archived)
# come come now


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)
# *splufs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:44, archived)
# rooney`s dream
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:50, archived)
# wait...
whos head is it sposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Some guy called Ronald
or something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ahahaha
well done for not knowing/ good joke. : )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:00, archived)
# wait, what?
*swoosh* over my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:03, archived)
#
If you're deliberately ignoring the world cup, ignore the rest of this post.

If you're an American, click here
(I helped save b3ta! jujuzarf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Lol!
its an English football joke!

nice drawingage!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:24, archived)
# This gives me teh fear


I think it's Dustin Hoffman I've face swapped, but I've no idea who she is, or what the film was..... anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:48, archived)
# i'd rather not know thanks
!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:49, archived)
# did you just politely go
"whatevah"?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:52, archived)
# STOP LOOKINS AT MEEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:55, archived)
# *doesn't find Catherine Tate funny*
most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:57, archived)
# was that catherine tate?
/doesn't watch it and doesn't know

i can see glasgow...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:58, archived)
# o rly
up visiting my brother?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:00, archived)
# i wish
been messing round on a webcam thingy

www.opentopia.com/showcam.php?id=513

this is the kitty cam, change the numbers at the end and you can TRAVEL THE WORLD!

edit: 102 is glasgow...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:04, archived)
# ooh
Have you looked at Virgin Value Fares?

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:18, archived)
# pfft!
no, show them to my boyfriend..!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Mia Farrow
I think the film's called John & Mary
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# well identified
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:40, archived)
# *blames foam*


nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:41, archived)
# ooh
thats rather marvelllouys
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:41, archived)
# That
is the new ride at Alton Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:45, archived)
# That is most woo
And yay!

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:47, archived)
# boring people get bored fastest
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Hmmm
Looks to me like someone has been pinching ideas from Fireball XL5
(The lord Boo., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Gerry is my muse
actually I hadn't thought of that, 'tis similar......
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I wish I was an astronaught the fastest guy alive
I'd fly around the universe in Fireball XL5

LOL
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:29, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:26, archived)
# this = ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:45, archived)
# I love that.
Especially the landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 0:14, archived)
# insult to injury...
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Haha!
Shake it, Rooney!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure
I want my 250k spent on rooney shaking his arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:31, archived)
# hahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha ha h
a
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Surely...

Edit. Apologies. How discomeats of me.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:56, archived)
# My pun's are at stake!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# pffft!
with these puns, you are really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
When they come for the punsters, you and Dave are first against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha.
terrible pun. Terrible! Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# *groans* but woo at the same time!
puntastical
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
*dies*
(Pachey, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# *Revives*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# The latest news from Germany...


Perhaps a bit too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:16, archived)
# hah hah hah
yes, too subtle.

Israel were not in it! lols!!!eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:20, archived)
# gah.
showers. germany. jews.

nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I don't follow?
there's a what in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:24, archived)
# A camel
It's been there for 80 years
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# This is not a repost

It's New and improved!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# it still means nothing to me
and its still pretty
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:17, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(A Big Spider, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:20, archived)
# It's a photoshop of
this
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# It's changed quite substantially.
Did you use the Enearthicator filter?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:29, archived)
# I used the spherize filter and the lighting effects filter
once each.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Yes I know.


/Doesn't use anything more complicated than Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:48, archived)
# wants filter tips
after seeing this.
(Don~Q12543b, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:51, archived)
#
Click here.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:57, archived)
# It's very lully.
*Points to his house*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Your photobucket is all teh borked for me again
:(
(Pachey, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# have you
tried adding www. to the address?
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:29, archived)
# That really is.
very nice.
(Maynard Human After All., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 20:16, archived)

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