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# Sorry about this...
Sorry about digging up the bandwagon again
Sorry about the poor photoshop effort

But I couldn't help it, captain :)

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# commander ryker goes to france?
RIS?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Gah
Frakes
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Duh
Frakes on a train.

God I'm sad.

EDIT!- beaten, godamnit. That'll teach me to take a sip of water.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# arse quaver?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# bum liquorice?
(eh?!)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# willfully misunderstanding things
like "bum note" became "arse quaver"... Morons = Ris etc etc
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# ohhhhhh
Sorry, I are teh dense today.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# rectum buscuits
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# bottom cookies
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# shitter cakes
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# parphole profiteroles
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# backdoor buns
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# arse chocolate
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# arse has already been used
i win

:D

edit:up the fudge - fudge
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# rectal rolls
bottyburg cake.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# creme de la crapper
sorry /coat
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# shitbox soup
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# fudge tunnel fancies
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Colon Cream Cakes
Prostate Parfitt
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Colostomy custard cake
Edit: a true dirthole delight!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# colon coffee
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# or if you prefer
tan track tea...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Frakes on a Train
Groaaaaaaaan!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Yup
That's the one ;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Mushy peas, roasted please.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# eurostar trek
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT!


(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hurrah!
to go where no man has gone before. err - needs some work
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# You seem to have spilt a little hummus there.
*wipes*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# sorry, won't do it again....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# no more of this madness!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# B7
I still think that one looks like they're being beamed up by the Liberator..
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
I wish I knew what your were on about
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Blake's 7
Old 70s sci-fi series. This is the best picture I could find...

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# That's what I thought.
But it would be white glow.

I love the way they had two different teleport effects depnding on where they were.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Signed photo on a Hornby?


(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Take on the pain
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# fairy mouse?
RIS?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# happy?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# no!
go and get me a SHRUBBERY!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Two level effect?
Little path?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# You've got...
Cakes on the brain?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# tarts sitting on a head
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# 1.4 seconds of google search later...
lakes on a maine:

www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/states/maine/map.GIF

100 posts.. finally
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# 'Ning all

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# fucking slowcoach
;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I can't
get on as much anymore!
Bloody stepdaughter has discovered the interweb and MSN
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# O RLY?
*grooms*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# !
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# what? you want grooming too?
*grooms*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# my turn! my turn!
*giggles*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *donkey punches*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Gack!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha
you asked for it!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *skullfucks*
/ac
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *mongolian clusterfucks*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# OK - my turn
My name is charlotte and im 14 years old and i leik to school and i am in the brownies and i have a uniform it is nice i have badges and i liek school and my friends are chelsea and trisha but i dont like holli cos shes a slag
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I like holli
you can fuck off.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# thats why shes a slag
i do tits first
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# How do you know her?
That is frighteningly close!!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# errrrr
*declines to comment*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# 14 year old brownie?
Unfortunately not sir.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# just think how tight the uniform would be
*runs away*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# You know you've only got to be nice
to blood relatives. Did Cinderella teach you nothing?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# oh she taught me a lot
*fwaps*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# There is nothing good about wanking over fairytales
Unless it has something to do with Rumpleforeskin. Which is a porn film I shall be shooting one day.

I need actors people!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I'm sorry
the very title precludes me taking part.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Ahhh, nice yiddishe boy?
Or just skinless?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Oh yes,
I am the wicked stepfather!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# RIS?
congrats dude
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# bout time!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Damn.
I was too slow.

Well done!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# GRATS!!
nicely done ... now go get a life!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Congratulations, sir!

*parties a bit*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hooray!
*cheers*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I've got my 10K coming up
any ideas?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# mebbe mebbe!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# If we tie muffins to the back of cars
would fat people get fit chasing them?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# this is an excellent idea
however I do not understand how this will help me celebrate my 1000000000000'th post

*patents anyway*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# You asked for ideas
I gave you one. Admittedly it wasn't related to celebrating you 10000000th post, but you weren't very specific in your request, y'see.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# dont get pedantic on my asss!
*looks for muffins and fatties*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# :)
Maybe this activity will inspire you to create a stupendous 10000000000th post.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# what a marvellous thought!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hooray and congrats
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# yayorama!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Congrats
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] clunk



(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# don't you worry bout that dayglo orange life preserver
it won't save you
it won't save you
swim for the shore just as fast as you are able...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# fakes on a motherfucking train


SEAMed like a good idea at the time!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Haha, oh god, make it stop.
Top seams m'dears.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Thought of this yesterday- sorry all...


Brakes on a train.

*hangs head in shame*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha
I bet you took this photo yourself - for your collection
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Unfortunately not
I just googled it. I am in no way cool or exciting enough to have a strange fascination with train brakes.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Vive la norks!
wahey!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Those crazy artist!
Also the man with his pants off apears to be ready for loving.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# DEAD loving
he's stiff already.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Look at that kid on the left about halfway down.
What's wrong with him, eh? Those norks not good enough? He some kind a queer or sommink?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Wow ...
how to get away with tasteful norks at work (or just have a boss who's as nork obsessed as I am ...)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Huzzah for French Nork Friday!
*rejoices*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I like this idea.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Can we drop
the "French" bit?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# *considers*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Only if it becomes more specific.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Teeties!


(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# woo yay.
Ban this smut.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# phwaaaaaar!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
bon.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# theres no blood...
...i think those wounded people are faking it
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] WARNING
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
1
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# pfffffffft.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Could you please reply to me really, really quickly?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# No

Why?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Disco Bus purposes.
It's gone now, never mind.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I'm Not A Baseball! (The famous chase scene in a telephone pole factory)

Don't type the film name, click to see if you can guess it!
(The answer can be revealed after you've seen all three clues.)

I'm rather pleased at how this one turned out.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Yay!
Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Ooooh, lully.
You're obviously getting lots and lots of practuce at these.

'Ning all!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)
# 'ning!
all well with that print?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Very well!
Thankyou so very much again, you're an angel in disguise, I tells you.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# *blushes*
any time.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 'Ning hunny!
is all well?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 'Ning stranger!
All is tip-top thankyou, hows thee?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Mmmm, I have been a bit of a stranger lately.
Vere, vere busty with w*rk, but I've been making a bit more of an effort this week.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hooray!
We missed you. Hows Sid?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Sid is all excited at the prospect of
attending his fist b3ta bash in but a few short weeks.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Cor!
fab, which one?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# TGA's norwich bash...
it'll be a trip back to my ancestoral homeland.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Coo, fab!
You make sure to pack him some sandwiches and a warm coat :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# his fist eh?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Yes,
that's what I said!

Yes.

;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Thanks,
making around five per week does tend to give you a bit of time to develop your technique. It's been really handy; I'd not developed my art style in this direction before, but I've already used it for clients' websites, eg. www.curious-curves.com

EDIT: That linked page is fine, but some of the product images on the site are a tad NSFW.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# ooooh, nice
It works! Looks really clean.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# The client was very chuffed with it
but I suspect that's the first time their site has been described as 'clean' ;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Raincoat Fisters3: Bat Up The Arse.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
#
sounds like the new Meat Loaf Album
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# THE HUMAN BASEBALL III: DECEPTION.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# WRONG!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Raincoat Fisters3: Bat Up The Arse?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# LIKE A BAT UP THE ASS I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I would do anything for love
but I won't shove a bat up your arse.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# no, I wooon't do bat.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOAF BUT NOT MEAT
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:27, archived)
# i know i know!!!
its

"look at my fucking big stick: part II"
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Vere nicely done!
*reminisces about the good old days when I used to have time to do stickscenes*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I remember when a this were nought but code.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# SPINNY SPINNY HEAD HEAD.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Aaaah!
We are little and fighting on this organ in a church 9: The early years!

Or is it,

My what a huge joint you have are you cheech and/or chong VIII: The early years?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I love movies,
but you do the ones I've not seen yet!
2
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Really?
I've made a few hundred pictures now... you'd think that you'd have seen a few of 'em! ;)

You can see all of the thumbnails here.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Any excuse to use sexy French news chick...



Has this bindun?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Thats fuckin ace!

ARF ARF
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# thats nasty
I start a good fwap going and then BA gets taken off the screen, only to have some bint in the way.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# old joke - nice newsreader
and did anyone see Joanna Goslings sexy little number on BBC Breakfast this morning!

phwwooor - nice legs!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Yes...
I nearly spunked in my porridge
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# type her name in to Google Image search
and you see her boobs!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?what's her name?what's her name?what's her name?what's her name?
what's her name?what's her name?
what's her name?
what's her name?what's her name?
what's her name?what's her name?what's her name?what's her name?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# ^this
I'm sure google image search boobies won't upset my computer.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)
# first result for BOOBIES
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Joanna Goslings
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Melissa Theuriau
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Mr T?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# i assume you're after
Melissa Theuriau

Edit: must post faster in future
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# :(
no you cant
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# yes you can
takes some determination for a late evening fwap.

'Ning folks.

(must explain. Live in UK, work nights. Now is late evening for me.)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I looked for Joanna Goslings
no norks at all :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# so did I......
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Yes you can
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# splendid
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Le fwappe
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hmmmmm
quite poor bappage- a very low reading on the norks scale
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# She is beautiful. I love French girls, me...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# OO la la
C'est tres belle. Sacre bleu
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
#
Makes me do le Sex Oui
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Meh
She looks better with her clothes on, crap tits.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# MMmm!
She is teh lully!

*searches for the Powerpoint presentation I was sent of her*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Would
Or whatever the French is for "would".
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# timbre
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Isn't that stamp?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
that made me larf
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)
# She looks sexy
*cough* what's her name? *cough*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# hehehehehee!
yeah sucka!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# but they were behind it!
"What I'm being told is that they've got all the major players who they believe were involved in this plot, the A-team as it were."

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4780815.stm
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Ha!
"They were in the final stages of planning for execution"

In more ways than one..
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
That is fab :)
& good 'nings all
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# STOP BEING SO FUNNY!!!
I'm trying to drink my coffee here ... and i've already got through a monitor and two keyboards this morning (I'm going to get fired for being a spacker at this rate!!)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not a fattist though
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# shes fattest
points to fat lady.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I would
edit: the fat lady not Rik Waller
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)
# got xrayed by a fat nurse once.
her uniform was taut as taut could be.
Gave me the horn.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I have fat nurse porn
The lad keeps trying to buy big natural boobies porn, but keeps coming home with big fat women porn.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Do us a copy!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Oh I don't know how
I think it's on one called 'Nature's Breast'. It's not very good porn, VERY low budget. Which is good in a kind of 'amateur grot' sort of way. But I'd rather watch Cathy Barry taking it up her west country bumpkin.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Ha ha
I used to live just up the road from her in Bristol, I used to see her in ASDA!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)
# She's our favourite porn star ever.
Her best line (and I am quoting) - 'Ooooh, int you got a big plunger, and I don't mean that one'

God she rocks.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# One of her films is called Secret Sex Garden or something
Its filmed in her back garden and you can see ASDA in the background....how I larfed and wanked
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# :D I shall watch out for it
I've only got her diaries- volume 3 I think. With Pete Le Meat in it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I always think he looks like hes just wearing a fat suit,
whatever way he wears his clothes,
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# "Its a knockout" stylee
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# exactly,
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)
# it is a fat suit
fat is his size.

he also has to wear fat shoe, fat gloves & a fat coat.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Haha
minor TJ: birth of the cunt? (sfw)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)
# a snip at $2000
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] OY!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# you can't fuck nothing
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# *humps dry air*
I beg to disagree.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that's air
air is by it's very nature, something.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# *humps in a vacuum then*
:-P
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# oooooo, thats gotta smart
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I am impervious.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# but you've no bag to empty?!!
must be a Dyson
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)
# There's an awful abortion joke in there somewhere.
Luckily, I am a lady- thus above such things. But the rest of you 'orrible lot can feel free.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)
# no fucking anyone :(
you'll never make it stand up in court.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# get a sexy lawyer and it will
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# sex lawyer
I'd like to get into your briefs
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I wear boxer shorts thank you
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# You could make suspenders out of them red ribbons.
And make her wear the barrister wig thing. And those black capey things, just falling open.....


I need to do a photoshoot.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# nope
shot me bolt already.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)
# I'm still one day going to do this
a calender of all the naughty lady scenarios. I'm thinking of doing one of a tall african woman, completely naked and lit up in amber light with fake springbok horns. Oh, and one of my ginger lady friend, dressed in nowt but woad, sword and snarl.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Sexy lawyers eh?
Check out the committee

www.sulawsoc.com/

especially the president
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# u wot? U WOT!?
arite guv'nor im moovin im moovin!



woo
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Double Negative
Do we have to fuck something then?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# the poor fella is sick
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)
# pfft!
nice STIs going on there
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I'm sure they used to be called STDs
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# that was the old versions
the newer ones are faster, more efficient, and look modern.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# hehe

you can download them too.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Sick? I'll say!
There are tiny trees growing all over it and everything...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)
# needs more carrot and mimsy
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)
# still on the carrot and mimsy?
nice
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# it just popped into my head
who started that?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# think it started over a JJ cartoon yesterday,
but i havent been about much so it may have been going on longer.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# everything needs more carrot and mimsy
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# and Dino Porn
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# ickle erephant been swimming in the canal again
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)
# ugh!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Oh dear
What have I started...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)
# I'll stop now until 3pm

and don't overlook this beauty below
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
Topper.

Edit: reminds me of the old punch cartoon with the daleks at the bottom of the stairs and the caption "Well that buggers up our plans for world domination"
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)
# oooh I like that
you know, you should work for B&Q

They'd lap this stuff up!

woooo!!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
he need to crimp them off at a couple of inched as well, a turd that big is never gonna fit round the u-bend.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Is done.
I did one of the two baddies I know of.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
Lucky he's got a plunger, eh?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Filling in a web survey....


I read b3ta far too often...

Of course, I do mean Central Data Control *nods*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Is there an actualy company called that?
There's CSC....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# in america there is the
Centre for Disease Control, but thats america
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# There's the Runnymede CDC
Always get a laugh driving past there.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# CDC exists, yes
www.centraldatacontrol.com

It's even British, I believe :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# is that a real question?

if this a harsh panatone interview?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# It's real
I'm most likely bending their rules for posting it here, but yes it's a real question :P

Quite used to weird questions like that, it's all about association and getting inside your brain and whatnot.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)
# CDC Draincare
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# haha
now that's useful for when you need your cdc drained, with care
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Used to work in a department called CDC
Computer Data Control

Edit: You know you've spent to much time on B3TA when the default colour in photoshop pallette is teh magenta when you fire it up
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for compo....'NING
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:36, archived)
# They do need that!!
those things are fucking dangerous.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Specially when you bite
into a toasted cheese sandwich and its so fuckin hot it takes the skin off the roof of your mouth!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:44, archived)
# ow, i have memories resurfacing of a long forgotten pain now
*tounges roof of mouth*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Wimp
Try cheese & jam.

There's something about hot sugar that's *really* nasty.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# You mean the way
it not only burns, but sticks and then sets?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:49, archived)
# That's the one.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Hot sugar:
burns harder and longer than blood from Xenomorphs - 100% OF FACT *



* possibly
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:49, archived)
# best toasted sarnie ever:
bacon, mushroom, cheese, pepper and make sure one slice of bread is already marmited.

unf.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# yes!
you couldn't be more right. especially if there's tommy k in there too, that stuff reaches some temperature.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
# If they knew they were related at the start, it would have been different.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
AW BUT DAAAAAAAD..........
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Ning Sir!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# *offers profile sauce* *
* not even sure what this means
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# wait till Sausage Truck posts and look at her sig
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:26, archived)
# ahem
don't believe what you might have seen before....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# ning BBB
I'm currently supervising an erection in my garden
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
That old her!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# And
you try telling that to young folks nowadays...a nd they won't believe yer.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, and along similar lines....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# that
is
fucking
ace.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# thank you squire!
now, sign up to the norwich bash - or else... ;-)
you may have the honour of being attendee no. 18
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I might well do
I can't commit yet due to moving home soon...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# The only way I can best that one is to say
my one has got a bit of her boob in it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# and chelsea buns on the head,
don't forget the chelsea buns
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# did you get an FP for that?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# nope
to be honest, wasn't really worth an fp for that
/humble opinion blog
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Also.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I do love that
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:30, archived)
# It's a classic
and the part about the haircut makes me laugh every time
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:44, archived)
# schveet!
that made me laugh muchly! :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaahaa!
The stupid bastard.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Haha!
Love that!

So much that I had to look up the sketch on YouTube...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# *coffee monitor interaction achieved*
FUCKING CLASS
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] one man Band wagon
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# that does NOT count
I'm sorry

edit: sberrer
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# needs to have one on her draws as well.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Somehow I doubt it's this good...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# That saved me the rental fee
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Of what?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)
# watching the Ring presumably
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# no no
porn

Edit: Nope, you were right. I forgot I gave up porn.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha.
Excellent.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# nice
:D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# ning
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# the possibilities are
scary
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# doesn't smell like tea
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# it;s the yellow froth i'm concerned about
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)
# is she gonna we in that cup?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# animate it
Pissing into her cup!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Wot,
Kind of like a more civilised tubgirl?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# yes,
just like that.

have a compo of it... see who can draw the best stream of piss.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# That's not piss
and you know it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Burger Breath?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Camel toe
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:52, archived)
# I bloody knew it!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# oh yes and....
The 3pm draw off today is Doctor Who monsters.
Feel free to join in.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ooh cool
*draws*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# right...
better do something about that then
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# My knowledge of them is limi-tard
But I shall endeavour to do my very best.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha!
so they do climb stairs then
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Morning Toast
and woo
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# yay!
sorry I'm late
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# save it for 3pm!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I've got up to 13 other posts for then!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)

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