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[challenge entry] *burns Embassy after reading*

Gaa, I was warned!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Read stories to me, Woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)
# perhaps I will,
perhaps...I will :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Indeed
story
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# lol :)
like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Thank God our internet connection is playing up

I only half read it at first and it looked a bit dodgy...bit crap really. Sorry. At least my first post on the messageboard is out of the way! Well technically it's my second, but who remembers their first time?
(ubersnack, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Did he burn his neck?
/obvious blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Hello,
my is Jacob Dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# they don't celebrate it
NeoThermic.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hehehehe
kasto kasto krut

poligen ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
# he lives in Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I remember my first time.
Very painful.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# use lube in future
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# The keyboard would get very slippy
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# you can fit a keyboard up there????
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Widthways.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# be like dropping a lollystick down a well
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# What are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# who cares
it is only football

pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# god that nikki is an irritating asshat

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# My solution:
Not watching big brother at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# it's not human
I had the telly on while I was drawing Doctor Who bad guys last night and she came on.
I managed 5 seconds of her terrifying drama queen megalomania before I had to switch over.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# she's a fucking muppet

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hurrah!
a partially like minded hatter of arses.

Or did I read that entirely wrong?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# er, "Big Brother's Nicki" perhaps
like the words say.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# there are people who don't notice such things
www.b3ta.com/board/6217380
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# ....I was making a joke..
wasn't she the one who kicked off shouting "Who is she?"

I don't know. I don't watch it but I've seen that clip enough times.

Apologies if I got the wrong woman.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Is Big Brother still going?
I'll have forgotten who they are by the time I scroll past.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Digby at Crufts

Awww! Naughty Digby!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Congratulations
All my love, Dogby, the second biggest dog in the world.
(schoey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)
# p.s. you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)
# yay for Digby!
If you can't remember Digby then all this used to be fields
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Ha!
That blokes expression on the last frame makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Funniest. Poo. Ever.
That's what's on the rosette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
love the last pic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# ^ this
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# He's one big fella
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# put your hands together for

jason minogue and kylie donovan.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Own up.
Who would?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Spooky
they look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# holy pope blessed cripple sex
they are hideous - topshop! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Haha!
TJ:Ziggy played guitar.... and is also a plus size model!

debbie mcgee models SFW
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# sweet fucking rhinoplasty flashbacks
i clicked and will never again regain the use of parts of my vision - top find!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)
# cant claim it as my own, tis on the links board.
I'm going out in shoreditch tonight with Enid P for a massive coke binge, these supermodels are non-stop!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# *shudders*
www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/detail.php?model=15

He is the creepiest kid I've ever seen.
(pubic_alopecia, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)
# .

Click Big
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# gnip gnip
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] At last - the first virus-proof and malware-proof PC - guaranteed!


Edit: Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# whoops
you could write your own virus with that keyboard...better disable that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# aaagh
piston!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# gently now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Copy and pasting with mouse!
Unplug it now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# but if you have a virus-free computer
with no internet connection

where would you copy your virus from?

/edit: I know: individual letters from a text file
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# character map.
/edit: that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Same way as writing one with the keyboard
cut and paste the appropriate characters!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Virus copy themself
Them are crafty buggers they are!

/hangs head
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# haha
Is it geek jokes time yet?
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# it's got a keyboard!
it's not proof against ANYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Any input is a potential vector for infection
so you'd better remove that sound card too.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Disk Drive! Disk Drive!
Edit: Shit, no, read it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# FUCK!
it's got a monitor! You could SEE STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Airborne inefction!
Wrap it in clingfilm!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit late now Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# *craps pants*
Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] With added b3tafication
(Cloudane, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I hate AOL every day of my life...
... why do people think that it's a good ISP?!
ArseholesOnLine
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# people think that it's a good ISP?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Yep...
mind you... most of the morons who I have to speak to each day are not exactly computer literate. I had to explain in great depth where the caps lock button was yesterday... And she still insisted on trying to click on it with the mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# if you used the corner of the mouse
it should be ok. You'd have to mind tab and shift though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I just suggested a hammer in the end...
... bigger the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# mind tab?
is this a new key I'm missing?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# it's the clear fizzly fluid
of your tasty, tasty brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Ahhh! Old Ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# AOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
/woo
(Cloudane, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
best use evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# BBC says...
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# IE.....
Don't tell them you use IE

Nice ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I have to
at work.

Firefox at home. Gleee!
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# A hefty amount of your licence fee
goes towards paying for Microsoft products, the BBC loves M$ unfortunately...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# but they still use realplayer
ugh, i HATE real player

worst.codec.ever
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# the codec is fine
the software is utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Very soon now
it'll be windows media (BBC iPlayer). It goes from bad to worse...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:29, archived)
# At least that *works*
I can't use RealPlayer without it crashing the universe.
(We don' need no steeenkin' badgers! said a very wise Mexican., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
#
www.free-codecs.com/download/Real_Alternative.htm
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Pft...
Can we combine them?
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# It's that time again.

Suggestions must not contain verbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# banana
showdown
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# s
draw a slighty overweight orangutang
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# SEX
and one of those little dudes being as a suicide bomber!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# being = verb
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# You can't construct sentences without verbs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Is that so?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# What's a verb again? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# They sung
the drugs don't work and other crap
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Bastards!
It's all their fault then!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's the action word
like "I just went to the shop".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# *waits*





*checks watch*









*taps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# I'm going to just give up on this whole english speaking thing...
... it's overrated.

I'm going back to grunts and shadow puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Is is a verb.
From the infinitive, to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# hey
i's learned lots at skule

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# WHAT ARE WE
Your telling you what to ... ah bugger it
Do a rabbit girl shooting a carrot out her mimsy (I still didn't get enough yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# was it you who started it yesterday?, that was in my head all last night
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Might have been my fault....
I regret nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha! I tried to explain what a mimsy was to my girlfriend
i did get some strange looks, so I left the carrot bit out.*



*Shes an inncocent sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Corrupt her! Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# oh yes, this^^
with a hat on
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# GOD DAMN!!
it just keeps getting better and better (which is not good for my mental welbeing!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Michael Jackson pissing into a sink
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# cow rape
rape can be a noun too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I've had it with these cows
waiting in dark alleys, looking for rape victims
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# actually I meant the raping of cows
the look on their faces when I shout "surprise" is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# I laughed ridiculously hard at
this.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# did some wee come out?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# I hate that expression
even if it is fact.

It just annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# did a torrent
of piss flood out?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# They're just lonely..
... leave them alone and they'll mooooove along.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# pepperami on a plane!
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# carrot and mimsy interaction
or

A squid, eating dough in a polyethelene bag.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# fast 'n bulbous!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# that's right, the mascara snake!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Now that really would be fast and bulbous
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4456933
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Fast and bulbous!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# bulbous also tapered
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Extreme
Airport cavity search
(Ijustlurkhere, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# hmmmmm...
maybe. i quite like that idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# that has potential
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# insertion
of anything into anything. I just like the word.

EDITIO!- gah, no verbs. Minnows then. Minnows and bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Milli Vanilli
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# sinister dumplings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# A gorrilla
A bush, several small hippos, and a postbox, in a jungle, with cards. If you like.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# don't forget the wild haslet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# how very very amatuerish*
of me.

*I spelled nothing wrong, except possibly this word. Also: antidisestablishmentarianism. Possibly.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# a gorilla
several small hippos bushes, used as a post box

'posts card'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# sandra bullock being anally fisted by a touring group of japanese businessmen
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# ...and I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# midget businessmen
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# with
swiss hats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# are they taking pictures again?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
#
Violent furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# wild haslet
:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# he did that for me once
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# twice, i think youll find
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# both excellent
can you linky me? I really should save them somewhere. Can I profile them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# the wild haslet collection?

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha!!!
noice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
cracking stuff! May I put them in my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# sure thing
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# a
giraffe that has died
(The Director of Directing, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Cthulu Attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Kylie Minogue and her magic rape stick
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# 1093
is the new 1000
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# NO ITS NOT OK!
get to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *lip trembles*
You're a big meanie poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I missed my 2000th.
I was a cunt.

Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# and
you still are ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# i missed my 7000th
i cried for days
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I've got new socks on!
and that makes me happy:)

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I've got one good sock...
...and one that keeps falling down. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Gaffa tape
!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Don't have any on me.
I'm thinking of making something out of my plethora of elastic bands....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ropes and pulleys!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Hmmm
I've got two pence pieces I could use for the....wheely things. And pennies.

Alas, only one thrupenny bit. And it's not going to come in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hor tragic
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I'm not a hor
you bastred.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# You should have waited
a few more and had 1111.
I missed 6000,so did 6666
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# massive pic, massive salad
although I like the idea, so woo for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Oh I do apologise.
I hadn't noticed the size.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I bet
you hear that a lot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I'd like to take this opportunity to say
that I didn't notice my 19000th post this morning. Bums.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# don't worry about it...
...neither did we...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *bums too*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# just reply to your own posts about five times per thread
you'll reach 20k in no time
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# it worked for Dave....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# ahem
don't disrespect Sir The Hat of Tring!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# as if I could disrespect the main man...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I wonder where he got that stylish fez?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# probably on one of his smashing adventures...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# OF TRING?!
Tring, herts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# nice name
nice profile too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# aww
well, 20k is more of a milestone anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# aah well
I'm not sure I should point them out really. 99% of my posts are utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# as are mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I nearly got crucified during the world cup
for suggesting that "it's only a game"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# it's not even that
its a sporting catwalk, utlilised by 22 walking deodorant and aftershave adverts trying to kick an oversized mint imperial into the back of a couple of fishnets...

now cricket... THERES a sport....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# You mean
a game where no-one really pays any attention except for the sum total of 5 minutes worth of excitement during the course of a 15000 day match, by which time most of the spectators are so wankered, they don't even get to see it?

I love going yo the pub too!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# what you want
is extreme horseshoes.

Thrown from 30 feet up a tree onto a nail in the cround, AND it has to spin around the nail 13 and a half times to score 1 point.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# OR
people could just go get a life and do what they enjoy ... instead of living it vicariously through vacuous pretty boys with as much mental agility as a dead hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I got told I was an 'insignificant fat arsed bitch'
for suggesting that football is for mincing nancy boys and real men prefer rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I get that a lot too.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# at least
you are an insignificant fat arsed bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# well we love you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# That's alright then.
I am an insignificant fat arsed bitch as it goes, but my point still stands. And I hate how much money they earn.

Gayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like fat arses
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Moyles listener eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# no
that would be "I like fat, unfunny, irritating twunts"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# They only
earn that much money because society as a whole is GAY!

Strange ... the last time in human history that pretty people were worshipped and the intelectual elite were relegated to the back rows, shunned and ignored etc was just before the fall of the Roman empire ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah
someone told me the other day I'd be more attractive to lasses if I got all my body-hair waxed.
I mean, what the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly
only women with a folicle phobia or other extreme mental disorder ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Or manipulative women who want to play with full-size human dolls
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I want a real doll
an alien one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Please don't. Hairy men are the besterest kind. Preferably with long hair and big arsed beards.

Men should never cut any of their hair ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YAY
Good thing too, because I'm a hairy old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I can't stand all this chest shaving nonsense.
And don't get me started on the worrying and strange practice of scrotal shaving. *shudders*

Just. Leave. It. Alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Screw 'em
at least you were right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like yogurt, arf


nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Haha!
Show us miracle!

Get goals, eleven!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# argh... intarwebs have crashed
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Skittles


...just had to get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# very surreal
and very woo.
I've always wondered what that meant, how can you taste refracted light?
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Maybe if you're made of light yourself?...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# aaah, lateral thinking I like it
limited demographic surely
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Synaesthesia?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# common courtesy
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# needs more mimsy
hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# beatrix pottymouth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *gasp*
rabbit & birdy are not teh pron
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# They are now
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# History on a placemat, it's a serial
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
TOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# were those frosties!?
ning all you people who are ninging

also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Woo, yay, and
yes, it's definitely 'houpla' too.

*clicks* *anticipates that going viral*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# taggage in process then


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Very wise
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
thats soo coool!!!

TAG IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
needs more grape nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# skills!
tricksy
(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# genius
how did you think of that?
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I was eating
some shreddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Haha
this gets my vote HARD

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# MPs eh?
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# pfft
silly gibson!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)

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