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# Apologies if it's been done
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# FUCKIN' BELLBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# YOU CUNT!
YOU KILLED ME SCOOTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# awww naaaa!
me fooking scoooota!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
*stands corrected*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# gotta taak proppa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# so, you were Fred Dibnah?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)
# YOU OLD SPUNKER

edit: eeeeuuurrrghhh

oldspunkers.com/ NSFW NSFA NSFTHR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Pffft!
It's been ages since I watched that. Might do that later actually :D
EDIT: not oldspunkers :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# haha
I was thinking of ninajring my post to link to one of the movies at oldspunkers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Click for big.......literally!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I WAS FRED DIBNAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Jesus man!
Are you Fred or are you Jacob Dyer, living in Bristol? Make your mind up!

*sings Bucks Fizz*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I am Olgaa from Sweeeeeeden
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# All the way from Shveden?
the land of the hurtin gurtin flurtin blurtin....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hehe, yup ;)
Was a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# RISSSSSYYYYYYYYYY?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Long time no post
'Tis been ages since I have posted anything, but I tried my hand at this vectoring malarky (well, I cheated and used Tattyshop's polygonal lasso tool and a paint bucket) and I am a bit chuffed with my first effort. You can probably identify the source image if you frequent the same pron sites as me.

Click to supersize, you fat bastard
(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# that's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# who the fuck are you ;)?
excellnt skiLLZ0rz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# If I told you...
...I would get banned.
(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# still looks well good
tee hee, can see her booby
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# So can I!!!!11one
Should make it NSFW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Lallies!
Or lally, anyway.

Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Excellent
And you've somehow managed to depict my wank-water.
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# that is very much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# oooooooooo
*stares*

Very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That water's a funny colour...
Pretty picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Catherine just knew that one day she could leave behind the sleazy welsh beach
and land a leathery old sex addict from across the sea

edit and a Woo! to your panting by numbers
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Nice!

*click*

flippin fake vectors mutter mutter
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I like that
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# cor
she'll get that outfit all wet if she's not careful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)
# i suspect the young lady may just be the source
of all that gushy moisture
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# what an excitable girl
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)
# could be fear of the giant toad
causing bladder failure

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit off topic I suppose but it is Friday...
(juvey note to self, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
worth a *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Awful, awful pun


(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# oven on a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# cookers
on a plane??
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# cooker on a tool?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# bakes on a plane?
tut tut :-)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Printmeister wins a prize!
Unfortunately the prize is wasting a minute of your life working out a shamefully bad pun...
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# SOMEbody won't be happy
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)
#
He is no more..!


Pic 5 is the one..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Gutting!
I bet it was a dragon
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I saw it happen...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# bet it was mothra
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)
# arrr
do a broadside!

they won't know what hit them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
the spunk is already under the influence of some sort of magnetic field... god knows where it'd end up with many more droplets of man-milk..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# do it!!
do it!! do it!! do it!! do it!!

It would be spectacular :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# firing in dry dock eh?
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# top cock action
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This reminds me of 'The Angry Pirate' sexual practice:

Shoot in her eye, then kick her in the shin, so she hops around the room with a hand over one eye shouting 'AAAAARRRR'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^^ this
is going to be tried some night for the laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# yarrr! Master Bates*! fire the cannon




*knows that there was never any such character
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
*Rogers the cabin boy*
*Masturbates Mr Bates*
*shakes hand with felching thomas*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha, felching thomas...
never heard of that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# can I just point out that shouting

at noobs is not helpful at all. If they've fucked up, tell them how they've fucked up, and how to fix it. THEN tell them to go study the faq.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)
# fuck off n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)
# awww
does someone need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hug my bream
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ream my bream
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# All the cool kids want to HugTheBream(tm)
Let's HugTheBream(tm) today!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# 3 kilos of breeeeeeeeam
half a bottle of wine, 8 shallots and a lime YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# cor
add a hasselhof and you've got the best party ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I like to watch my wife REDUCE
every single drop of her cooking JUICE.......



Bream in cream, oh bream in cream
the bream is nutricious and the cream is delicious yes..
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# but the faq tells all!
so they should read a faq ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# not if they don't know what the fuck they're being lynched for
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# but that's the modern way
you don't tell them what they did, you just shitcan them without trial

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear
am I getting soft in my old age?
It's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# well
most people manage to work out what they do when they do anything, some use common sense, others lurk a while to get the feel, others read the faq then post an innocuous little picture of a flower with a smiley face they did in paint

and others dive the fuck in and everyone is an asshole and why don't they accept that me me me me me me me me me me

so I have no sympathy really unless people are being deliberately nasty to someone who clearly isn't taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hmmmm
true- and there's always a mixture of responses- from the outright helpful to the downright rude. Just can't see why some people have to be such assholes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# personally
I blame the scapegoats

it's their fault, they cause this mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You're right, it doesn't help
because on the whole the ones who fuck up don't actually bother reading any of the replies to their borked posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^
bingo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# uh huh

If you have something to say to me then have the balls and say it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I have your balls
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# well obviously you're a twunt,
but this isn't about you.
Go stroke your ego
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# go bite ma dick

and you know fine well this is directed at me ya muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *picks up tweezers*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# your originality and sharp wit astounds me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)
# it is directed at all board nazis
but your personal "issues" make you believe it's about you.
Did you hear that? the radiator just called you a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# grow some balls

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)
# chillun
you're making /talk look reasonable
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# haha 'ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# so you can feel them slapping into your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# again with that sharp wit
another classic over used response...

I guess it's better than the 'your mama' one that you deleted

you really are struggling
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# troll
*clicks ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)
# aaaw I win! :)

bye now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Hands you the Prize Pie
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# board nazis a largely a joke you fucking idiot
there's nothing to rebel against, just laugh at it and do your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I like you in a special way, Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *hugs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I love you
but for all the wrong dirty reasons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# why can't I give you up?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# because I'm smeared in chipfat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *slides down tangoham's arm* he is you know
wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# helps me slip in and out
of the various crevices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# sexy sexy chip fat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hewn from the sexiest of farmyard animals
on a stick
over heat

dribbling into a large rusty bucket
all the time, watched over by delia smith, as she plucks live chickens sky high on crack cocain while wrestling a pygmy in a vat of lsd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:07, archived)
# News!


Have the best thing I've ever done in paint.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)
# aaargh

woo for the cunt going down
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I'LL PUT IT HERE THEN
Bloody picky.


'About a month and a half ago, I was in a kebaby shop in my home town and this mentallist came in and started wailing on some bloke in there (who he'd never met). When My friend Martin tried to stop it, be started on him and when I walked forward and said no he belted me across the face, breaking my ocular socket and rupturing the skin around my eye (got two lovely scars now)- I lost rather a lot of blood etc, and had to go in a nee naw.

He said in the first instance that he couldn't remember doing anything when they caught him (I didn't go down, and was about to kill him so he ran away), and then changed his story and said he didn't do it. Idiot. He's been in court this week, he's now pleading guilty and they're referring the case to crown court so he can get some bird!

Woohoo! Sorry to bother you all, but I'm pleased.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)
# no thanks :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hah
now you make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Nee Naw!
have a woo woo for ur paint pic
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# crikey
hope no permanent damage to eyesight

sue the cunt and then have him killed with the criminal injuries compensation

Double win!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I'm not suing him
much to my family's annoyance- I just can't be arsed. Melting pot comp will be sought though- and then I may get my backpiece done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# this sends the wrong message to chavvy cunt wankstains
they should all be made totally responsible for their cunty actions.

fuck 'em
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# It'd cost me though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# calling legal* B3TAns
advice on cost effective mechanism for getting justice measured in poonds for Cap'n Wow?

*you know what I mean, you sleazy-minded fuckers

Edit didn't know you were a girly, you'll get double bubble for facial scarring. True.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)
# With any luck, he'll leave prison with an arsehole like a clowns pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Cool, ouch and woo!
get some bird?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Time inside
I think. Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *shrugs*
I hope he does. Fighting is dumb, hitting a lady is out of order
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# and I didn't get to hit him back
About 7 women descended on me with napkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Blimey!
Should get his address and burn his house down!
That pic in your profile must be accurate after all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I had an eyepatch, yeah
Twas made out of blue silk by a friend. Got two weeks off work because I wasn't allowed to look at VDU equipment at all.

My dad has his name- he may get a visit a few years down the line when he's forgotten all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Too right and all
I once got a kicking in school by some prat. The cops did nothing because of the age thing at the time. A few years later my sis bumped into him in a bar and proceeded to kick the living shite out of him. Sweet, sweet Karma :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# He did mess with the wrong bird
I doubt I'll do anything, my fighting days are long gone. but there's a certain set of bikers who'd quite like to see what colour the inside of his skull is.

silly, silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# whoah
I hope the scar is not permanent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# They both are
I have one on my eyebrow and one curving round the side of my eye and under it. To the untrained yee it looks like I was glassed- that's from my glasses being smooshed into my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# munters of this world
need a bullet :(

hope you is all ok and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I'm alright
More upset about the scarring than I should be. Being a girl and stuff, to look like you've been glassed isn't the nicest thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# motivating story
I would like a bird, do i have to hit someone?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)
# text
texttexttexttexttexttext? texttexttexttexttexttexttext!!
texttexttext text texttexttexttexttexttexttexttexttexttext!!

...and that told him!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Moved.
sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Don't take it the wrong way
I'm just an insufferable twunt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)
# isnt this a repost
from that gandalf thingie?
(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# who's going to paypal me $5 for the newsletter link?
MODEDIT: Don't be such a cunt Rob.
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue241/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# go to fuck
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# $3?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# make it
$2 and a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# So u'd rather give $2 and a blowjob
than $3?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)
# What are you?
Some kind of Economist?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Yeh, thats about right
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# 11p is the going rate for a bj round these parts
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)
# its a
fuckin kitkat at my local :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# $5? we love you long time!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# So it's not this then? ;P
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue241/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ha
you fell into my evil trap of making YOU link to the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"oh what a world, what a world..."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)
# it's small things that amuse me
it's lucky that God blessed my penis so
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)
# With the bad aids or the good?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Ha
You fool!
IT'S A TRAP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
you are teh 1337 H4x0R
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)
# QUICK MAKE THE LINK ACTUALLY GOATSE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *taps foot like Sonic*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)
# eat my hairy shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)
#
*dons bib and cutlery*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I'll give you a punch in the cunt if you know what's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Arf.... mod edit.....
I likes that...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I give you a woo for the immense linking effort
(^ this and that, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ooooh perdy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# thnk you
(^ this and that, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Boinnnng


(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# haha how good would that be
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# X-TREME BED BOUNCING
are you man enough?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I love bed
and I looooove the bed....
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] NIP is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# NIPPLES IN THE POST!
SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# As long as they run faster than
146mph they won't get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# wouldnt it make more sense to have a camera
that faces towards them?

/wrong reply button
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# How dare you!!
Fiddling with my buttons...
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# they will over here now.....
we got them new cameras....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/5250048.stm
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# They've
been in Nottingham for years.
Cause more traffic problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)
# They won't last long
nothing ever does in NI.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# first time animating sheep
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

/may have over optimised

any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Yay
*grabs velcro wellies*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# yaay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# awwwwwwws
that is lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# yay
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Nyum nyum nyum
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Baaaa
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
o 0

_
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# sexxay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# trust you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# oooooo
*shivers*
*remembers court order*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# yeh
don't over optimise :)

Nice sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# You mean
don't be over optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Don't eat yellow snow
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it never pays to be overoptimisntoimtimthahah
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
#
7 O'clock at Haydock, this evening:
No 6 La Presse.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Carruthers! Look out for that Bindun over there!
God Forgive Me
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# SNAGGLE TOOTH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahah! she's pretending to be chinese ha ha h*........oh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Pfffft!
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# and you changed what? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# 1 hair on her head
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# TEH EYEZ!!!!!!!!!!1!
TEH EYEZ POINTED DOWNE!!!!11
NOW TEH REYEZ POINT UPPE!!!!1!
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# no, the joke is what I wrote
adding it to the image just didn;t seem as funny.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# so you didn't do anything huh...... ;P
b3ta.com/board/6218433
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# er, ok.....
I apologise for missing the word "hosted" from that last post.

and there, I have changed a pixel, does that make it better?!

you must be a bundle of laughs at comedy clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# aaaw didums :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahaaha
go Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ;P
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# you grab his legs, I'll get his arms

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *grabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)
# *leg and a wings*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I'm a bad person
That's just made me giggle myself silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# You therefore like Benny Hill
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# don't be such a breedin
iriot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahhaha
ahh, the 70's and early 80's. so much to hide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# BOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# oh
oh
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# he be a gaybo bender!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# There is no Uri...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# pearost
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It's Mikey
off Big Bro
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# and apparently...
Peter perves
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# looks
like he's a FISTER!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# stop leaching images you cock

not unless you own uri-geller.com
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Parp??
...
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# he means
could you please post images that you have both 'shopped and hosted yourself.
Ignore the rude man.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# you didn't make it
and you are using someone else's bandwidth by posting it here.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# read the FAQ and you will understand

You may want to replace that picture with one of your own quickly before more people get annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# You have to host the image( IE it has to be on your website or image hosting account)
instead of wasting other people's bandwidth which they have to pay for.


www.flikr.com
www.photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# you dropped this
c
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# You dropped
this

unt
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ahhhh, cheers.
Can't be arsed to edit the first one though.

www.flickr.com

there
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# :|
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Especially the bit about leaching images
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# erm... that aint yours and its hotlinked
FAQ time meladdie....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Hmmmm
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Well done...

have a scone
*throws pastry*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# GET TO FUCK
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ahhh
I remember my first day...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Hee hee
That's me evryee dae
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# stop touching that ham

/edit: that's better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
#
Hello FAQ, please read our New Person.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# just type ~ faq ~ without the spaces
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
Hello person new . Please FAQ. our read Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# que?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

ooohh..... thats magic that is.... how does that work? upload codez?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yep,
tis actually in the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ah yes... teh "secret code"
I forgot about that/did not read it/never saw it/could not be arsed**

**del as approp.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)
# There is no Uri Geller
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# better.....
and congrats for editing your post and not deleting it.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Well done
Are you going to do a picture of CrackCol next?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Parp
doesn't he look happy????
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nanny (in a) state
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Mary Poppin' Pills
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# haha now that i'd like to see
Mary double drops - and suddenly it all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# a spoon full of methadone make the sickness go doown
sickness go down

sickness go down
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Just a spoon full of heroin...
...makes the... makes.. er.. oh my fucking word - my entire bodys gone numb.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# wrong fillum
but "dough, for beer" is jingling through my mind now.

Woo! to the pic *clicks*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# nicely shopped
woo yay and huspag!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Oh yes.
Oh yes.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Would
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
#
Have
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# charming!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
WOULD WOOD
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Edward?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# WITH WOOD
I WOULD
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# teeth wood
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)
# She's like...
... a pink Yoda.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] NetNanny
(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# DON'T WANNA
*throws toys out of pram*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha
you forgot to change the title bar text
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Isn't
that the point? That you go to B3ta and the Net Nanny tells you off?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# he means
where it says Net Nanny Oh Dear right at the top, then straight after it -Google Search- Microsoft Internet Explorer
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# d'oh!
ta!
[edit]
fixed!
(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Oh
Bugger. I've just broken my self-righteousometeicator.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Hey Kids!


Don't play me for no jibber-jabber fool!
(<GuS>, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# And some!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# erm..... words fail me....



I wonder how you would explain that to customs.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# A Berm!
in a Lada?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# yeah... why on earth would you bring a
Lada into the country ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# s'ok
it'd never make it further than Canterbury anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ashully....
My uncle drove Lada's for years, and they NEVER broke down. Not once, not even a backfire. the only reason he stopped was his kids were getting to the age when they would rather walk to school, than be seen getting out of it. Little bastards... at least they got a lift.. we had to walk for miles... in the snow.... barefoot...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# *insert Monty Python's Yorkshireman sketch here*
They are horrid motors though, and not just because of the badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# agreed..... Them and early Skoda's (the estelles)
we had one... mind you, the damn thing could do 110 flat out, and we often did that just to piss off the local boy racers, because as we passed them, it took them a few seconds to realise they had been passed by a skoda, and by the time they realised, we was long gone :-)
And the traffic branch used one, although it had a race prepped engine good for 140, and caught more than one person out....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# a bombe should be stored in the freezer
not the larder
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Badum...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# what's the 3PM challenge today?
suggest Inspector Clouseau for Monday if it ain't been dun already
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Dr Who monstres I believe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# new ones like the Blue Peter Kay compo
or classics like green slime?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not here at 3, so have this
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# NANG!
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# loon
woo wwooo woooow yay.
(b, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Pfffffffftttthahahahahahaha
I don't know why I find this so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# No, me neither
and I made it, and this too :S
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
#
tish

Crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Dear Sir
(insert pathetic attempt at amusing correspondence possibly utilising the word "doff")

Nathan Base

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# shockingly
a while back my company (recycling = scrapyards) had a car come in laden with ammo, maps and camo gear.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# woo
party teim!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Ah.
That's what happened to my granny's car.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# extra points for using your head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I have a scar on my foot
from where my nan's iron fell point down on top of it.

*remembers*

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# There was a brilliant
Crunch sound effect along with it. Too painful to cry or scream, just me stood there looking at my poor mangled foot. Broke two bones, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# and how did they get get get Nana off the roof afterwards?
/alzheimers is a terrible...urm
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# just type "what" again
I dare you

I muthafunkin' double dare you
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Breaking bones make a good crunch
I'm good at doing my ankles in - they make quite a satisfying crunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I had a scar on my carpet
whre mi missus left it face down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# my girlfriend has a pair of trouser with an iron mark on them that she wears to work,
I havent told her yet, its too funny watching this Iron mark on her arse trot off to work each day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# You're going to be in a lot of trouble
I'd tell her now and say you've only jut noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# some day, maybe for her birthday,
anyways, lunch teim! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# BAD MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Get a new girlfriend
not one being felt up by Iron Man on a daily basis
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I have a scar on my foot

when a plate smashed on the floor..and a huge shard pierced it :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# My sister has a scar on her hand where
I crucified here with a carving fork :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That wasn't very nice of you
Your name is false advertising...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Arf!
To be fair, she did deserve it! She smacked me on the head with the bowl of a dessert spoon. It was funny though, her hand went into these cool spasms. I missed all of teh tendons though :( Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
worst I ever did was to electrocute my little bro - I told him to suck the power lead out of the back of that radio!

Ahhh, happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brillogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# *laffs*
Art'noon CB.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# 'noon Doc & Sid
*goes back to work* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# My whole hand is a scar
from a large pan of boiling water.

It smelt like ham
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# kid at school had a pan of water melt him down one shoulder & chest
told him it'd been done delibarately because his mum hated him

probably left worse scars than the boiling :(
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# they better watch they don't

run out of steam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# you're pressing that gag
a bit far
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# well..It creased me up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# You guys...
...crease me up

EDIT: Gah! Mindpiss!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# hehehe
don't be depressed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# just steam (ir)on ahead
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Since when has b3ta...
...had an ironing board?


Yeah, I know - that was truly awful. I'm sorry.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha. Have a related pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# lol
irony

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)
# this ^
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

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