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Just a quick bodge...

(cap'nj, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

see below

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

oh my

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Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

the real victim in all this are the poor servers which hold the irwin images :(

and imageshack etc... :(

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

and of course his wife, children and family and close friends

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

minor factors

when you consider the bandwidth used for transporting irwin/marionette crossovers

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

i honestly forgot about them....

*off to hull*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

two very small children

one of whom was named after his dogs.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6292704

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

Indeed.

of dogs.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

He put his baby's head

infront of a Croc's gaping jaws.

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

that just proves his love

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

...of feeding babies to crocodiles

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

he did not

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

no he didnt

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

He's behind you...

... oh, actually he's not

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

heyheyhey!!!! if you're gonna edit a post.... u can at least put *edit* in there

now these people look like twunts....

pffft wooo

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

~~now~~ ;)

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

ive had that idea a while ago actually....

calling someone a kiddy fiddler on here... then when i've been berrated edit my post to

"i think world peace and an end to poverty is a good idea"

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

hahaha

woop woop

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

I refuse to feel sorry for them, though.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

There's a stingray in the thames?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

no - its off the coast of Oztrailer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

you asked for it

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

*misreads*

out of my Fiver?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

Oh good.

It wasn't just me then.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

not sure if it want to

CMFP

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

or me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

me too

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

and me.

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

and him

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)

This interests me.

Please subscribe me to your newsletter.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I have a newsletter?

WHY WASN'T I INFORMED!

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

Wel if you susbcribed you could keep abreast of these things.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

Snort!

Arf!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

"i did a mr. brown"

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

i made a little brown fish!

/LOG

EDIT: Ha! jst noticed that Legue of Gentlemen=LOG

Craptastic!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6292631

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Yay!

More, more!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Look what I made

waldorf-salad.blogspot.com/

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

just a second

I thought Eric McNiggers was away

why that double-crossing piece of...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

Eric Mcniggers made this blog for me and our videos WHILE in africa.

He has a laptop with lots of tacky looking stickers on it.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

Doctor you never cease to scare me

;)

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Is this the real life?

Is this just fanatasy?
Caught in a land slide, with no excape from reality. Open our eyes, then Look up to the skys and you'll see.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

I'm just a rent boy

I like it rectally

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

*is waiting for inevitable flash game involving Stingray and Steve Irwin*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

CROIKEY

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

Oh noes

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

not again!

ahhh bless 'im

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

Looks that way.

Bindun?

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

almost continually since 6am

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Jolly good.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Don't let that stop you though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Ok.

Good advice.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

Better

get used to it mate, remember when Dick Whiteley died, it went on for a week.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

pope

whale
peel

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

This.

Hello sir. How was the bash?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

hello!

the bash was good. Carnage can be surveyed here:

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

I have seen these pictures already

I want the REAL ones

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

^this

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/neonblue/

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Flickr is blocked here by nazi admins.

Shall check when I get home. Ta!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

yeah, and they still didn't find anything funny in dictionary corner...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

CROIKEY.

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

call it a stingsteve

and ray mears will be shitting himself

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

ray mears is next in line...

NATURE HAS SPOKEN!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

I vote for Paul Hogan

or Dame Edna

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

oh for god's sake, tis the n'th time (n = the Irwin Variable)

Besides, it wasn't him driving.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Arf!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

doc croc from round the bend

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

OMG I DIDN'T IMAGINE THAT PROGRAMME!!!!!!!

The amount of peeps who haven't heard of Doc Croc is fecking criminal!!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

i think it was a regional thing...

only peeeps ive spoke to from the NE and parts of jockland have heard of it... it was the nutts!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

was the best thing on CITV ever.

The Oddbobs, Wooly the Wonder Sheep, Thunderpants, Oldage Mutant Hero Tortoises, fecking brill.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

i still shout WOOOOOOLLLLYYYYY THE WONDER-SHEEP

when drunk and running around.... to very little recognition :(

it was downed because mrs whitehouse u know :'(

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

There was that thing with the mock royalty too

what was that called?
I'm sure it had young actors pretending to be the royals, like prince charles and Diana, et.c

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

PALACE HILL!!!!

was on something then got it's own spin off series... shortlived

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)

It was a spin off from

Your Mother Wouldn't Like It

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)

I know...the bitch.

I remember an ep of Wooly; he saved a van falling off the edge of a cliff. As the driver thanked him, the cargo of live sheep in the back, thanked him also.

Zoom out to the view of "Larry's Slaughter House" on the side of the van, and Wooly gulping and legging it.

Those were the days....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

all the voices on that are really famous now...

... the vincent price-style voice on the "killer false teeth" did loads of toilet cleaner voice overs.... !!!! wooooo to you doc croc

AAHHHH THE FUCKING TEDDYYY!!!!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)

Wee-Man

and the masters of the looniverse was my favourite.

The bad guy in that little scetch was called BumRar.

They just don't make tv like that any more :(

(WillyBean, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)

yeah, that was it :D

Oldage-mutant-ninja-tortoises only spring into action when it's bingo night :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)

hmmmm.... wrong mate

BumRa = thunderpants skit

skeletonface = wee-man sketch

:)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)

yes, you are correct

BTW the only thing that matches this recently is Robot Chicken.

Best ep; season one ep 10, Skeletor driving a car with other super-villians stuck in Bank-holiday traffic. Fucking marvelous.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)

Ah yeah!

apologies for the vagueness of my memories, I was only a nipper when that was on the tele!

(WillyBean, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)

See also your mother doesn't like it

classics of strange childrens tv

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

i remeber it

and i'm from londonshire

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

yes

but you remember all kinds of obscure shit ;) _TM

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

that is true

*whistles simon and the witch theme tune*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

okay fella

KAPPATOO?

without googling?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)

draws a blank

*googles*
still none the wiser

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)

dont worry.... i think i was the ONLY viewer

was about a kid from the future who swaps with his great great great great great grandfather from the present so he can fight in a battle for him cos he's a coward.... but he takes loads of gadgets back in time with him.... was quite good really :)
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/k/kappatoo_7773940.shtml

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)

I've had it with these muthaf*cking stingrays on this motherf*cking reef

Woo! Helloes! Goodbyes!
*relurks*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

fucksocks

Didn't realise you'd posted this before I slapped up the above.... Much more cunningly done, I must say. Bravo.

(cap'nj, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

Stars & Their Cars

How ironic!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

An old joke recycled

(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=laid

(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

Still...

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

Orange Jam is called marmalade

Low hummus on the boards this morning?

(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6292627

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

personally i think that is funnier

;)

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

^this

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

that

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

^The other

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)

Hahaha

Oh dear

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

IT'S A FUCKING LION, GET IN THE CAR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

>:3

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

I preserve the right

not to laugh at this awful pun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

conserve your energy

or you'll get yourself in a jam.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

at least he won't be in a right pickle

...

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

teeth for show, poisoned barbs for a pro.

(eyedropper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

I find this to be very humurous indeed

jolly well done

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)

So Do I, Uncle Rico

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Very good

I likee

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Unleash the Death Ray!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Arf.

Bling, bling...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

Haha...

Off-shore!

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

Pfft

You had me at offshore account.

(Woody999, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

Lulz, But seriously, do you think that they will only stop at Steve Irwin?

In my honest opinion we need to launch a premtive strike against the sea before more innocent whateverthefuckhewas's are lost.

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SinisterMinister, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

Ha!

A "sting" operation!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

heh.

I'm looking forward to the reviews. "Nice plot, and there's a sting in the tail."

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

ta v much..

loooooong time lurker, first time posta

(eyedropper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

battered!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Mmm...

...yummy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

so do I

when I try not to think of how it's made

;D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha - nice

mmmmm, haggis!

p.s. thanks for the blog comment btw, still getting used to it all, so not sure if any reply got back, thanks again! :-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

pretty sure I didn't get a reply

but I got a ping and the post shows in Technorati - so things are working methinks.

Cheers :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

braw

have irn bru, chips and plenty of jings with that

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

An' tatties.

Don't ye be forgettin' the tatties

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

and the neeps!

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Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

superb.

consider yourself *clicked*

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

Hahahah.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

heheh,

i love haggis.

mmmmmm... entrails.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

Everyone

loves me

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Haggis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)

POLICE SUSPECT MURDER!

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)

there's a Rolf in the thames?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

he will always survive

watch out Dame Edna

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

now this is good

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

he he

i like it

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rob, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

Yay!

Thanks!

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

*faints*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

*rapes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

*enjoys*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

*films*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

*profits*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

*wipes*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

just had a tea/monitor moment

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

haha!

do you have a link to the source pic?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

Oops - replied to wrong thread!

www.imcmascots.com/images/gallery/mascots-101.jpg
There ya go...

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

cheers!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

It's a Stingrolf!

_{Actually that's starting to give me the fear now}

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

same here.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

Oh, dear. Elton's at it again!

Any excuse for a tribute.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

I want more lyrics

you haven't thought this through

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

i keep filling up

when i try to write more. The pain is just too much.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

work through it

it's what steve would have wanted

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

ok, for Steve

*sniffs*
*spluffs*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

Sandals in the bin

no he used those for Mother Theresa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

ok, eltons shitty tribute...

Goodbye Aussie Steve,
you silly cunt...
fucked up by a sting ray
you've shamed yourself
killed by a fucking fish

you wrestled with a croc
you've raped a lion...
right up the arse
youve chased komodo dragons
this ray thing is a farce

It seems to me, you lived your life
three sheets to the fucking wind
you violator, of wildlife, beastialitys a sin
i would have liked to bum you, or at least fist
but now i only have your pic,
i'll have to do one off the wrist.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

*cries...

from the japseye*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

he can get 'em flowing can Elton

and he makes people cry.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

passes the kleenex

no, it's not been used. honest.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

haha

i like it

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

elton writes some classics

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

that pesky elton

he can just smell the money

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

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Malchick, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

Have a click on me.

(Dooley, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

Also:

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Malchick, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:50, archived)

...and he's earning 32k

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

~~tea boy~~ stingray

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Malchick, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

hahahah.

*clicks*

ning kids!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

Sorry...

Dear B3ta

I did something terrible. But, I can't say I regret it, you see, this guy had it coming. So I'm swimming along in the Great Barrier Reef, beautiful place, and all of a sudden this guy starts to swim behind me. At first I thought nothing of it, but then he started getting closer. Now, I've taken some self defense lessons so I know what to do if I get caught from behind, but my heart was still pounding. Just as I felt his hand on me I whirled around and STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST. I heard he died shortly afterwards. I can't say I'm sorry because he had it coming. Honestly, who the hell sneaks up on someone like that?

Edit *FIRST JACK SPARROW GITS EATEN BY A KRACKEN, NOW STEVE IRWIN GETS SHANKED BY A STINGRAY, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT???*

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SinisterMinister, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

A FUCKING TYPING STINGRAY!

WE MUST CAPTURE IT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)

*offers to buy rights of his first three books*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

*sells rights

...
*Profit

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

(

Ian Woosnam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

Another day to bury bad news.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5311518.stm

(Woody999, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

o h

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

oh god

as cute as he is at 7am with a hangover, NOT on Doctor Who! ):

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

that's me that is!

stalker!
(woo! at least you got my good side..)

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

God help me, I'm on /board and entering a compo

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

i remember all the jokes

and aid single.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

Get back to /talk.

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

Hold me.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

Traitor!

(

WormuIus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

This opens up an important issue:

WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ANY STEVE IRWIN RELATED DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

what's happened to Steve Irwin?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)

a whale stabbed him to death...

with john peel.

fuck me, i'm hilarious. *fucks off to do some work*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

He's in the thames

_{_{_{_{Died, if you are really asking}}}}

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

<mumble>can I join in your game</mumble>

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

needs more bikini babe on the cover.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)

are you mad?

in this modern age of equality and fair news coverage?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

exactly

needs more hairy fat GINGER minger in rollneck sweater!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

that's no sweater

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

Too much text

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

FAKE

It doesn't give the stingray's age.

'ning everyone

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

It wasn't asked

he feels very hurt about that BTW.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

news reports can be so one sided

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

pixellated monkhouse?

Edit: D'oh! I should've checked the file name first, though it does look like a young bob monkhouse.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:49, archived)

Someone asked me to do this as a commission….

….poor chap spent half a year waiting for me to get it finished.

And I finally got that short 'Graveyard' comic inked up.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

hoorah!

Evil Pip :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

i hate u

*edit* in a nice way :)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

Is that the guy who commisioned it?

Bless, if it is.

I like the way you've done the light, tis very nice.

edit= oh, it's Art. That'll teach me to not biggyclick.

I think I'm going to be confused most of the week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

why are you going to be confused?

long weekend?? hello you and also *hugs*

you missed a blinder :( there were loads of people that have never been to bashes before, it would have been lovely to have you there!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)

yes.....

waiting.....
*cough cough*.

edt: pic is amazing work

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

Jollies tof Jacks.

are you doing requests today?

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

Maybe.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)

pffft you can't be enigmatic now!!

we've seen you!!

(how you enjoying winter so far ;P)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

Winter?!

It was bloody hot yesterday!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

I don't know whether it was hot or not

I went back to bed post greasy spoon with those b3tans lucky enough to stay at mine ;)

did you see the flickr pictures yet?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

No.

Point me toward 'em pleeze!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

as I am both lazy and at work...

can someone link the delightful leg-rubbingly super mr jack in to the b3ta bash flickr as I have to go shout at some peons.

brb

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

click on calendar up there

then click on flickr pool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

HAH :D

My anonymity is relatively preserved!
Wish I could’ve stayed longer…..had things that needed to be done on Sunday, tho :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

booo :(

you'll have to come out for pintage more often if you don't Jessie will have to make it her mission to crack your mystery man persona with 'a good round of stalking'

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

you went to bed with the b3tans who stayed at your?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

Pssst!

*tugs at sleeve*

www.b3ta.com/board/6292442

The board's moving too fast for me today, everything's disappearing off the bottom and I can't keep up =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

hehehe I saw that

yes it is the way it should be.. what is it that you do again?

do you have le msn?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

IT Trainer* - no, haven't got MSN, sorry =/

*~~Trainer~~ dogsbody and b3tamonkey

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

Will you draw george costanza chewing on a bar of soap and assalting an old woman while screaming

"I WANT A DAMN WALDORF SALAD".
I'de do it my self, but If far too tired.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

No.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

Hahahhaah. Thank you, if you where going to I would be seriously worried.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

WOO!

worth the wait if you ask me.

but being a bond-esq movie thet would mean art would have romantic scenes with one or both of the female characters.

is that in the special-cut edition?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

unfortunatly, these are no longer accessible to the audience.

it was a temporarily exposition :(

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

Damn paypal and their rules of conduct!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

ooooh Cereal brows himself as a spy type hero

Pip makes a very good evil doctor though!

very good sah!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)

On form today

two posts so early?!

Is it just me, or does Scarlet always look a little surprised to be in existance?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)

Follow her line of sight.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

Not just this pic

she always does.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

She's generally surprised to be conscious, yes.

"*Gasp*! I yam awake!"
:)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

hahaha I had yam last night for tea

yum!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

Make your mind up...

Yam or yum? They're two completely different vegetables!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

yum is a vegetable?

:D yay its now my favourite :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

Cool!

It tastes best with Jelly Throwing-Spiders =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)

what has she dropped?

she doesn't smoke does she?? naughty thing, would never do such a horrible thing myself of course.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

The clip's dropped out of the gun.......

....gets a little lost because of the background....should've moved it up a bit....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

you rang?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

did you get the sausage lorry pic?

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

noice !

nice to meet you saturday
sorry i had to rush off like i did wihout saying goodbye properly

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

Cockin' Awesome...

All the woos to you sir!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

top notch.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

WOW

That is probably your best pic yet!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Well done Mr. JJ-

Another excellent piece of wholesome work.

Now delight us with the... how you say... Special Files...

...post-haste!

Edit: Scarlet's Magazine and chambered round! I just got it. AH HA HAHA

: |

/Bed

(Pho3nixius, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)

...

Hummus stolen from Hubare :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

woooooooooo

my career as comedy writer has now begun....

and now its ended! :(

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

The

brightest lights shine half as long...or summit like that :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

I was about to do that myself.

But decided to check to se if I was beaten to the chase.

woo, etal.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

Roast Pea

(

Really?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

hehe

I like that. Now all I need is my hobnail boots so I can squish 'em both.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

This one time....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

you loon!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

arf

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

Haha!

I live near there!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

i used to live near there

and was back just last week visiting family and friends.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

Drunk within tent?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)

(radja, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

BastardBastardBastardBastardBastardBastard

I was doing that one!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

Woo!

It is sad though...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)

pfffft!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

No doubt..

he's exploring already...

Top guy, RIP

(

finger jockey, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

EXPLORING HIS SEXUALITY? THAT IS GROSS

I'M GOING TO BUST HIS ASS.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)

I got that from here

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rogue_Punchlines

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

You're sitting in it now

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

I HAVE BEEN FOR A MONTH OR TWO.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT ON YOUR CHIN

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)

...and thats why I ALWAYS carry a spare pair of underpants.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)

thats what she said

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

i didn't spend 10 years at dyslexic medical school to be called Mr.thankyouverymuch

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

I AM A DYSLEXIC AND IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO TYPE THIS

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:13, archived)

Has anyone else read the sluggy freelance story arc.

With Steve Ouzin, demon hunter?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

Oh, for fuck's sake.

15 LIBERACHES, 15 CHIKES AND A PEROT FOR YOU.

YES THAT IS RIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

has Rob dyed his hair?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

I'M A DOCTOR AND I WANT MY SAUSSAGES

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)

Did you know that Steve Irwin died?

Don' think anyone's mentioned it yet.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

and Diana

tragic

nb. I knew a bloke who pronounced it as 'The Thee'

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

I was well pissed off then that happened

as they interrupted Cartoon network!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

Yup

Rockos Modern life was interupted on BBC 2 as well.

'Tis strange what one remembers

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

'Ning all, hope you had lovely weekends

I appear to be going mad. I'm an hour late for work, because it's in my diary that I'm meant to be but apparently this isn't the case.

And I managed to ferak out/upset two of my closest friends last night by being terrified of them. not sure why.

Ulp.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

have you had breakfast?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

Oooh, no

Well, I've had my usual breakfast of coffee, cigarette and Buffy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

Buffy for breakfast eh?

side helping of Willow?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

Any leftovers?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)

Half an episode?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

ulp!

'ning. You can investigate my wekeend on flickr...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

May I suggest more drugs?

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

is he gonna stick his thumb up it's arse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

I vectored Red Square.

The real reason I made this: my dad's birthday
Comparison of source and vectorised picture

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giant_squid, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

oo that's lully

I licked the walls in St Basil's once

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

read that as:

"licked the balls of st. basil once"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

basil balls

are they like garlic bread balls?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

why are you asking me?

Rik would know...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

*summons up the ghost of Rik*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

astley?

or waller?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

Dankel

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:13, archived)

thats very nice indeed, well done sir!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

That's gorgeous. Lovely lovely lovely!

I have always wanted to visit Russia. St. Petersburg in particular :)

(

CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

very nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

TELL YOUR DADDY I SAID

"/~`\~~I LOVE ~~LENNIN~~ STLALINGGRAD~~/`~\"

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

And very well you did it too.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)

Probably bindun to death.

(

giant_squid, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

eeeurrggghh he has spluff on his ear...

and its stuck to his phone

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)

it's one of them new fangled

hands free kits

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

Angry mob ravaging Queensland!

ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/247/9/8/In_rememberance_of_steve_by_Dark_VooDoo_Prophet.jpg

Those dirty motherfuckers have another thing comming!

(BLIGHT, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access the page at 10.0.0.80/fs11/i/2006/247/9/8/In_rememberance_of_steve_by_Dark_VooDoo_Prophet.jpg

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

never mind

just admire the lurkage

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

Stunning.

Absolutely. Stunning.

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

This lurkage, on a rating on one to gay,

GETS THE FULL SEVEN LIBERACES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

Lurkage...

Damn- the bugger beat me by two sodding months

(MonkeyFunker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

Please describe, in as many posts as possible, why you like to lurk.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

This design is based on my front door key.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

what does Perot's door key look like?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:13, archived)

his back doors are hanging off

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

His door key is his penis, and the lock is a teenage supermodel.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

1 Cut
2 Rob
3 ...
4 Profit

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

I made this a while ago.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)

Ahhhahahaha!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

You'll get only the one post explaining....

.... it is due to the fact that anything that I post will pale into insignifigance in comparison to some the stuff that gets put on here.

So thus..... I lurk.

(MonkeyFunker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

I don't believe that for a second. This just means that you don't have the confidence to post retarded pictures of cocks.

Why not?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

i bet he ws hoping for a full 10.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)

phoarr!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:47, archived)

huh?

schwaa?

(BLIGHT, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

Ham!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

ouch

www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/Fact.aspx?fid=5&yr=0&ln=Spackhoff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:02, archived)

Arf!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

why's it linked? it NSFW?

*scared to click*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

wha wah oops.

(

Happyperson, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

403 FORBIDDEN, MOTHERFUCKER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

Ah 403

My old nemisis. We meet again!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

Shut up, spammer. I hope your tractor tips over and you die.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

happy b3taday!

did you do anything nice for sheen's birthday, yesterday?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

I fucked a sheep and snorted an amount of coke good enough for scarface.

(

d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

good job!

*salutes*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

A swing and a miss for the newbie!

Kitten chair a pull, shop a welcome etc.

May I suggest uploading the file here and re-linking?

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

*unlurk*

try this one
*re-lurk*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

All this fuss for *that*?

*Refluffs*

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

looks like theres an angry mob ravaging you now

linky no work... but have a pic from last night...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

Musta missed that first time round, woo :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:02, archived)

Haha!

Brill!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

AAARGH!

Political Lemonparty

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)

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