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# As the board has slowed down a bit
have my first ever newsmash thingy:



Yes I know I'm 3k over, any advice on optimisation?

EDIT: well I thought it'd slowed down, I go for a quick spliff and it's all kicked off...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Maximum woo
I'll forgive you the three k since it's mighty good. If you want to make it slightly smaller though, try limiting the number of colours in the gif.
(Vulpine or something, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# what's the deal with the B3ta Virgin outrage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Well...
www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=35359
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# hahahaha
in THE.. FACE!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

ok, I think this whole thing should appear on channel four news as the funny bit at the end :D

or has it already?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Ha
can't much better publicity than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# image challenge.
they promised xboxes.
they didn't like entries.
they cried.
they pulled challenge.
they keep xboxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Didn't you get your Xbox?
I got mine!! I burnt it obviously!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# oh well. that's big business for you...
by the way, bored so will pop this in here - not worth it's own thread...

(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Optimisation advice:
If anybody moans at a picture for being 53KB, smack them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# very much liking this
sounds like a panacea for all ills :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ^this
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# did you try a jpeg?
/patronising blog

I like how you didn't change just one of the news stories, because it's too darn weird already...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# actually
the text would look shit if it were a jpeg, wouldn't it...

Forget I said that. Woo for newsmashes - made me go and check BBC News
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# rofl
inspired the whole image, that one
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Punk bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
Oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Rock and roll m*therf*cker
Can I have this for my mobile phone?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# aye...
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# haha! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)
# awwwwwwww
cutie-pies :)

what are they saying?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# i'm not sure
but it must be much louder and swearier than their last appearance :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# hehehehe
carrots : eat one and you immediately want another.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Haha
top!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I love this....
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha exellent
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
# after..
..spending a good part of today ogling bunnies with my flatmates, i have come to the conclusion that these look more like guinea pigs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:22, archived)
# i think the ears are in the wrong place for a guinea pig

see! and on that i'm away to bed... g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# and then they swore
breaking uktv tabo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 3:49, archived)
# Brill,
simply brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Load of tunnocks
Sometimes I think webdesigners enjoy finding names for games...

www.tunnock.co.uk/games.html
(ymmit, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)
# haha!
edit: Also- Massive vector Tunnocks boy! *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# best link EVAR.
but it's a link all the same. SIG HEIL!
EDIT: fukit. i don't care. WOO TUNNOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)
# that's the spirit!
bad is good, baby! down with government!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# ahhhhhh
yer bashtits - have shtuck it in the linksh board now.

(ymmit, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# that boy's face
will haunt me for a good while now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Yay,
I do miss the occassional link on the main board :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)
# shittest
games
ever*

*apart from soggy bisuit
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)
# sleeeeeep...
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# *shits self*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# It won't stay still for me to tell the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Shouldn't the clock have gone back ZZZzzzzz
I mean the board clock, its like 11.36 now
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# woo!
TJ: what's the font used on the BBC News website?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# BBC_News_Sans
/unhelpful reply #45
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)
# depends
font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,"MS sans serif";

you probably see Verdana.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)
# thanks
to both you and Mushroom :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# erk!
*doesn't sleep ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh Power Of Eight!
I likes puppies now
















(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I don't get it
¦'¬[
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# You have square facial features
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)
# don't make fun.
it's rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# *Pulls a square face*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)
# it's for the icon challenge.
see, if you donate you get a shiney icon, like my raccoon, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sure i've seen all these before
repost or stolen from somewhere?

or dejá vu... hm.

*edit - someone post something new quick! or im going to sleep.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I wish you'd like, bother.
Instead of just resizing some images you found on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)
# ^this
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)
# or do the other kind of puppies
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)
# but it's PUPPIES
and I for one want to see their tiny faces
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)
# yes
god damn it! he should open up paint, zoom to 800%

and like, er.. dunno, what comes next?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# yay!
i loves the pictures of puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)
# virgin sucks!
now what am i supposed to do all week?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Masterbate?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# ur
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# are you?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# No, ur
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# l8ter


; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)
# lol
kthxbai:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)
# On a completely different topic,
I owe you a huge, gigantic thankyou pint :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)
# o.k.,...
...that sounds good!...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Mister and Missesbate,
son of
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i don't know, but i hope to god you don't do that all week.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# atomic wins
Fatality!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
bummed!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# total pwnage.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# i love his smooth bumming action
hahahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# he pre-lubed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
pre-lubed... this could become my new chat up line...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Randy wins!
*humps*
...Randy looses the fight against his sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)
# two gay...
...rice krispies?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# bud brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# bum brownies?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)
# you wish. you gayer!
EDIT: ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# you don't have to be gay to take it up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)
# But you will be afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)
# I doubt it
Let's have a try and you can let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)
# But i don't have an arse
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen. after years of searching we have found it.
a person who can shit out of his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# ooh mind the sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# oh, my!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)
# GO ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Kill him Barry
KILL KILL KILL!
(Goodie, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)
# this (guy in hat) was actually...
...a picture of Tony Blair...ha...ha....F'ed him up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# sadly
I actually recognised that from the picture

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# happy cycloptic baby mole rat
crikey, it really does look vaguely nsfw so
edit: arf, so is it nsfw? i'm genuinely not sure
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)
# JESUS CHROIST.
/edit: if you doubt the safeness in work, link it. if just one person thinks it's not, it's not.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# not necessarily, one person might be a fool with no judgement.
however, that said, i linked it 10 seconds after posting because out of the "i'm a molerat" context it looked filthy
the question was independent of the decision to link
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hey
[theorybold]not necessarily, one person might be a fool with no judgement.[/theorybold]

at last we see some internet sense!

e: I personally find it fucking ridiculous that we are expected to designate something 'worksafe' when these fucking slackers should be working anyway! If you are browsing the internet from your breaktime, expect to be branded fire-wristed-porno-humpers for the merest hint of flesh!!! ie browse sites such as these from your fucking homes you chunderheads
(gbert, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)
# carry on then.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)
# i think the chorus of COCK
makes me think the decision to link was a wise one :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)
# That looks like a cock
wait is it?
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# mte.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# eeewwwwwwwww!
that's not good :(
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I don't think i really have to comment on what I thought that was
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Geurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Teh c0{k
Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Mole rats are ugly.
That one looks schlonglike
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

i can't deny it's cool though

edit: you mean to say that wasn't a cock originally? blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
no! no cockage at all!
www.babyanimalz.com/images/molerat.jpg

i posted, looked on the page and thought, oh my! it looked much ruder out of context :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# even the original looks NSFW!
i wonder what the evolutionary advantage to looking like a penis would be...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)
# haha, they're fantastic
large nekkid mole rat
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)
# hmm...
needs piercings :)

see?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
# He's scary
But he's happy. Yay, happy.

Edit: Oh, er, I mean.. COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Is
that a, y'know...thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Lol. one eyed monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Step right up to see the one eyed monster.
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ...that closely resembles a cock?
bravo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha...the penismole...
...disappeared!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# as soon as i saw it on the page
it looked too dirty and i linked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# pee-niss!!!!!!!!!!!
Eccle's gone all rude on us!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# it's only my second ever nsfw pic!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Molerats:
making photoshopping nfsw since, well, since photoshop exists.

Woo!

/beery hiccups
(Pelle ghola, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)
# poor things
it's not their fault they're nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Wooyay
my first ever photoshop was of that molerat.

seamtastic

hah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Squirrels? no thank you.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# *double honks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)
# *honks back*
your back is very honkable...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# I got back
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# *sir mix-a-lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Have you been drinking, young 'un :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# that would be illegal.
of course.
(my pipe is so lonely, though... it's been too long since she was used...)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Teh bewbs!
Oh yus!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)
# AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)
# good or bad?
also: hallowe'en locoroco!? what's that about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# BEANS WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# *Shvump*
Sexay.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Shvump
is the word of the moment, i hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# It is the only word that can describe sudden breast sproutage!
onomatopoeia rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# i like it.
i shall add it to some sort of database.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# It is a good word.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# lies
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Dang, you got me.
It's a bad, bad word.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Yay
do I win a prize?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Liars don't give out prizes . .

So, yes. It's on it's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
# YAY
I won a paradox.

you know where to send it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Oh I say!
My word!!
He has teh baps!!!

brillo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Emirale says
"BAM!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam
wanna take it from here, Bam-Bam?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# huzzah.
i wish that happened to me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# A song from me.
From the 2003 archives.

This number takes in references to Knightmare, Open All Hours, Double Dragon and Sports Center discos. It also harnesses teh funk.

Here's hoping you like.

7.5 meg mp3

I know that's a biggie, so you can stream it instead by clicking here.

p.s. Is anyone else watching Paul Weller mugging along to Hard Fi bloke singing one of his hits? And was anyone else appalled at the misuse of the BBC orchestra in 'accompanying' Kasabian? Or am I just getting old.

Oh, God, it's Town Called Malice. Arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Am I drunk
or is this nazi bait?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Yes
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I am drunk though.
And I had too much sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# There is no Nazi
or bait of any kind here.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# No jailbait?
shite - I was misinformed by 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# goatboy wants his money back!

/Bill Hicks blog
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# You're drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Its legit
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)
# /links, shirly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# As in it should be on the links board?
I don't know, I've posted songs here before without ructions.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# it's fine
carry on ;)

edit: souly! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ruckus, possibly
and yes, it's advisable to post links to things on the links board, threadwaste here can get you bummed into submission
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# New fangled ways on the interweb
...confuse me like raised bus ticket prices dumbfound the elderly.

I won't pays it I tella y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# it's not a 'link' any more than any more than a large linked image is
he/she made it, so it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Yay!
You gots the funk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Nope,
didn't understand a word of that :¬/

/old geezer
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Come on
Open All Hours was in there.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Oh yeah,
never really watched that though.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I like your stuff, so I am going to download it even though I am on dial-up.
Be flattered.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Cheers!
Thanks for the kind words.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Oooh,
it's like a make your own.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# it should really be *image*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# But
you can't "do" and image.
You can make one, but it's not the same...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# [insert image here] ??
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# There!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Thank you.
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# cattlepillar


edit: now with shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# This is excellent.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Can it be milked?
top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I imagine
some of those spines must be breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# 'tis
most splendid
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hahah that is fucking splendericious
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)
# good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)
# haha
can they be friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# they must be!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Have a rotating kitten

i'm just feeling like that at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)
# i dont want that
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)
# WEEWOOOWEEEWOOO
Tat arts a discoo kiten
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# makes me think of batman
...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# *posts*
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Oooh,
it's like a make your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *response*
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *laughter*
*reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *insult*
*scarper*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# *chase*
*capture*

*readies lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)
# *bummed*
*regret*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Pearost...
further excuse to say enough of your originality have some something hackneyed i did three years ago instead
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# all your grammar are belong to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)
# *pedant*
penis joke
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# You have summed up the meaning of life in 5 frames
*woots*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Ha ha
wonderful...


Soz..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# heheh this is a great template!
*fears bandwagonnage though*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Don't fear teh wagon...
embrace it, for they are there for people with little hummus*

*That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# *Subject*
*Message*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# is that
taken from a quote on bash.org i seem to remember?
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)
# i recall seeing it somewhere at some point in time...
details elude me.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)
# what really happened in 1066
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Sporked in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# damned Norman technology
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# bayeux
tiful
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# You need a spork in the eye for that!!!



edit: Woo to Mr Rand. Don't want to be rude,now do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Ha
I'm wearing my anti-spork goggles.

At least, I think that's what it said on the pack.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)
# you failed to show the real feel of war
heres what really happened
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# which war
were you in?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)
# sexwar?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)
# sex is
war
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)
# indeed
and relationships are like the Cold War.

Only with more fighting...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)
# This is Lara again
I did this on paint



P.S. Do owls look up?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Owls can rotate there neck 360 and have very.....
wide vision scopes, they look up by looking round... Why?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Owls cannot rotate their heads 360 degrees
270 max, otherwise their heads pop off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# You've never seen a popped owls head....
I find them all the time :o)

// Owls appear to be able to rotate their head completely around. This total rotation is just an illusion. Often, they sit with their head looking over their shoulder to prevent predators from sneaking up behind them. If they hear a noise which they can't see the source, they will turn their head quickly to the front, then to the other shoulder. This rotation is about 270 degrees of a circle, not 360 degrees. For comparison, a flexible human can turn their head less than 180 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Why don't they just look forward
and turn round if something is behind them? otherwise they might get an awful crick
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Must be a fucker if you're an owl who's had a rough night sleeping in a draught
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)
# But can't they only look round not up?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# they have to lie down to look up*





* this may be made up by me - but I love the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# They could lie on their side, then turn their head sidewards
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)
# they can tilt their necks up
if you ever see one take off, watch its head, it lowers its body, spreads its wings, and keeps it eyes on where its going
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)
# I think I'd like this to be true
but better judgement tells me it's not.

Thinking about it, I've actually seen them looking up.. aww..

*represses*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Kudos
Woo
Specially for paintitude.



Teehee, tit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah, like you'd know,NOOOB!!!!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Tit?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# No we are talking Owls aren't we...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# My my
What loverly hooters.
tit Twoo.
Oh wait, it's twit twoo :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)
# painTITude


boobs
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)
# fucking jesus
thats awesome...w/y/h

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)
# 2nd picture, this one is funny maybe?

Completely unedited ¦D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# well it is quite advisable
im still cutting your hair though.
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Shame your Mum & Dad never read that before they let you go to france
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# hahahahaha! lol....
Nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# see
b3ta.com/board/6472048
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Ha hahaha
'ning Dix
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)
# 'ning there fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Edited to make even better for that post


Thank the man Dyer himself for this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# NSS!
?!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Ah, I see it wasn't that funny then =/
In the interest of safety it is advisable to keep your child away from fire and flames.
The funny part was it was unedited, and its a clothes lable, and its so stupidly obvious but they still made a label.
I don't know.
Not as funny as I thought :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# one mans funny is another mans.....
Blank
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Too true.
...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Actually...
I'm drunk and can't remember what NSS stands for, it's not RIS...

Not Safe... Something?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)
# If its unedited
did you take the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Yup
It was a tag on one of my clothes items.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# You wear children's clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Ummm....
Not that I know of, but I've also seen it on my mothers clothes.
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# While in the UK I have noticed that teeshirts and clothing for adults is fucking HUGE
I am wearing a teeshirt for a 13 year old right now*


*and later on I'll be wearing his pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Seriously?
In that case it is a comedy gem that i will save for later to laugh at
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Seriously,
I could probably go get another one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Its ok
I wouldn't want to be held responsible for sending anyone to marks and spencer
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Well I like it
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)
# yay!
A larf.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)
# My dog?
Where? He's next to me, and the other's nearby.
Are you my mother?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# A seagull in a hat

wallpaper version | more wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# He likes his Hat
Muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Ed Harris in the.....
Trueman Show? Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# hahha ^this!
Needs more Himmler specs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I picked Trueman when he was just an egg....
Nested him and feathered him until he was a young fledgling...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Brillo Miss
woo to the yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Seagulls scare me.
This one more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Flid arms!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Inspired from collapsibletank's post
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Can they not?
Well I'm not going then!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# i was expecting a HUMPH then
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# You dirty get!!
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# i didnt say anything dirty,
IT WAS YOU AND YOUR MIND! *points*
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# And what can I cash my mind points in for?
I need a new toaster*

*May not actually need a new toaster!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Needs
Toast
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:45, archived)
# I fooled you all along,
and used you. There was never any HUMPHing for you! Never really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Actually astronauts have freeze drie icecream...
It's very strange, but quite tasty :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# you tried it?
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Yep....
You can get it in the shops these days....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Maybe we just told you that
so you *wouldn't* go
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# But . . . .but . . .
Oh dear me, what an icey and creamy predicament.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# isn't it just
you just sit there and ponder it while we all uh.. sneak off.. definately not into space though.. but don't check.. just wait.. uhh..

*scarper*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Yes they can
www.kopes.com/space/icecream.htm

So there!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# See above ^^
hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# *peas nearest pic*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# *does same thing*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# now with disco
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Needs more ecstacy
and lazers.

woopwoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ok next you speed it up even faster
and make him spin
and you have techno
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Needs more chimney sweep brush
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Haha. it realy does!
ning, bawls. what's the good word?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)
# 'Ning Willy ;)
The good word for tonight would be "chintzy"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Word accepted.
give me advice, luxembourgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Advice, Hmm. *strokes chin*
Never assume your mother will knock before walking into your bedroom.

/34 Year old shameful experience blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha. this neeeearly happened to me tonight.
but involving myself, right hand, and computer. oh, the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# You win!
this is closest to what I was going for.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Do it
with Benny Hill music.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *raves*
*drops 'e'*
*picks it up*
they're expensive them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Flash!
*Raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# tut tut...
The youth of today!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Not enough E taking?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# You're not from Yorkshire....
Stop trying to talk the lingo ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# But I want to be cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# What a handsome fellow
Looks like me in my lucky white suit last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Sexay!
Everyone seems to have run away...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Staying Alive!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ooh
five points.

you're way in the lead.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# He's reading his favourite autobiography

wallpaper version | original photo... evening!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)
# and laughing
the cheeky bugger.

this made me laugh, too.

wooyay, ech.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Haha!
How the heck did u take that photo
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# it's the only good one of many attempts
and he was a very dozy wasp!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I think he means of Sting!!
Woo to the Pic :o) Top Jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

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