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[challenge entry] cum together right now, over me
(hulkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# If you don't get optimising your stuff, I'll do more than come over you
/long distance via Internet safe threat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# chill
calm down, i'm learning how to do all this
(hulkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# How exactly?
www.b3ta.com/board/6543753

read that - it was in reply to several of your previous non-optimised posts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# when you save your jpg, you should get a dialogue asking about compression
or 'image quality' if you stick near the middle, you should be safe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# the best thing about george harrison dying is that it'll only take two bullets to reunite the beatles!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# he has a see through cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# ~HAHAHAHAHAH GLASSCOCK!!!!
fin
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# yay for spunky paul!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# he has 6 fingers on his right hand!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# you killed my father, prepare to die!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# i laughed really loudly there...
ahh... who cares it's friday!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Is it just me


Of is it getting a little late for the moos hatter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# is that muisc coming from his nose?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Samsung Z500's
are pretty shit too. I've lasted a year so it's time to ditch it. A nice HTC Hermes I think...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Any Samsung phone, shorely?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
#
Anyways, you don't want any of that slidey keyboard nonsense. I've got an iMate Jam going cheap (I don't know what the HTC designation is).
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# i'm going retro with an old nokia 8210. Fuck all this colour / mp3 / camera malarky. All I do on it is txt the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I applaud you sir.
I wish I could get away with using an old phone. I still have my original Motorola flip brick in the attic, I'd use it if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah
It's Let it Be, but he's forgotten the words, hence "dee bee bee".
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# The sweet, sweet music of Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# that silly silly chap!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Is Tinker gonna come out of the other socket?
Socket to 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Ian McShane gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# He gives me the fear now too.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Is that
Lovejoy... or Wolverine?

(I helped save b3ta! niles, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Good hattage!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ
Sorry I missed your question earlier on - the answer was 'Jester Song at Twilight'

It was a bad one, I know.....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# You're upset. I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I'm not
I need the loo and I'm trying to hold on until 5....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ^ fire alarms over up there
linkified
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Dave the Hat!



or not


wo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Wearing Dave like a hat?
interesting :-|
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# it's not dave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# the penguin?
needs to be on a slant
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Baron Samediesque!
New wordage!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# pardon.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# mmmmm sepia!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Hehe
I laughed anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Right in the face...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# i really laughed at that
now i'm embarrassed
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# mmm...nutty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Victorians were funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Oi!
Worked like a charm for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:56, archived)
# never seen it


sounds shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# funny AND true.
funnue.
or trunny
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# arf...
is it about clergy molestation?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I love
the semi-relevance of your name to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# yes
"The brown haze" is that feeling that you may smell a little bit like poo when you leave the toilets at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
#
you look like you know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# YES! THIS^
i feel that way because i smear myself in my nutty wastage!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Haha! *clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
*strains*


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahah woo!
most noice!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] That ring wearing clenched fist does look somewhat familiar...
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...paul?
(simod, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# one of those is his ID bracelet from the infirmary!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# the other is heather's cockring!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Their early shows didn't go down a real storm...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Clement Freud's Giant Gobstopper Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# that's the one!
*giggles uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Canon and Ball.
... but you knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Booo!
You've spoilt it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# but....but... but you knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# But you've ruined it for everyone else.
You have to have at least 3 stupid 'guesses' before someone gives it away.

It's the law.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# The Taliban had a hard time completely getting rid of people's satellite dishes.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hamid Karzai
Former consultant to the Unocal Corp!

what a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Ahhh, Genocide.
The joys.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
TJ: Was anyone listening to Capital Radio this morning? I tuned in a bit late and heard them make an announcement about "Welshy Calling" and how he had offended a bunch of people.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# HA! Sorry to threadjack but...
Is it just me or is it getting a lil late for a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# poor rob!
i hope he hasnt come down with something! like THE BIG BAD AIDS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I bet they've been too busy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
I feel so unloved!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Dr. Bashir was of arabic descent!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
that's that theory blown out of the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, but he was genetically engineered...
why do I know this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Did a Proper Laugh out Loud...
Not a Little LOL...
Then told the office.. They did a Mouth covering Ahhhh.. Like I was three year old who had just said 'Willy Bum'
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Note to self

Stay away from church windows.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *cries*
*poos*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# aw
ew
eh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# EH?!
FUCKING EH?!

I DIE AND ALL I GET IS ONE LOUSY EH?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Eh?
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# it's not that i'm not sad
cos obviously i am
i'm just confused that a window made you die!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# buh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# pwa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# fah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# fufufufufufufputetifatang-bwuwuwuwuwuwuwiddle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# YAY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *wipes*
*eats*
*takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ....eats?
X-P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# you claim it doesn't taste of much!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# That's miniscule amounts
I didn't have a big mouthful...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# did you get a bit of sweetcorn? Some flavour there surely.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# No!
Imagine rimming somebody.

I wouldn't have done it if there was visible bum presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# erm i'd rather not imagine licking shit from someones balloon knot thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# tough!
you are thinking of it. right now.
and you will probably think about it later, too.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# You have no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Was it a boy or a girl?
Coz it tastes completely different you know - due to the testosterone*



*The above statement may contain traces of absolute piffle.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Both. Not at the same time, obviously. I only have one face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I wasn't really expecting an answer to that...
And now I'm a little bit lost for words.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *very open*
You really should have learnt this by now. Nothing in my past (sexually, anyway) embarrasses me. In fact I'm happy that I've tried so much, it makes it easier to give others advice if they need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I have learnt this.
And seriously, I think you're very very cool.


/mutual appreciation society blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Awww, thanking you!
You're pretty woo yourself, you're definitely two tumbs fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# have you ever tried watersports?
If so, if you piss on your hands is it like having a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Depends on what kind you mean.
Not like, drinking or anything.

And no. Pissing on your hands is just like pissing on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6548532
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I love this site.
Where else could you pick up a conversation from several days ago about what shit tastes like and people remember what you're on about?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# www.scattreats.com?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I honestly love b3ta so much it makes me smile to myself in the rain waiting for the bus.
You're all lovely.

*honestly means this*

EDIT- except micto, who is a grotwangler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# you need to get out more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I know, I know.
I think it's because I properly came on here when I realised over half of my friendship group were complete and utter fucking gits, and immature with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# ...and that's different to b3ta how exactly?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Nobody here tries to get me to like Busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# But
Busted? You *must* love that Busted. They are all the great.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Nope.
No thank you.

*puts pantera on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I'm confused.
Are you talking about here or real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ...duh?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# you're no good for me then....
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You know that's untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ;D
*mwah!*


nighty night all!
have a great weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *waves*
Nighties!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ooo!
sexy lacy nighties :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *bums goodbye*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Nice! The top 'mouth' has teeth like an Angler fish. Vicious!
*gets the fear*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# CTHULUS jammy dogers
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha BJ Roulette
*Blindfolds self*
*Spins*
*Pulls Down underwears*
*Braces for Shock*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Pffft
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Your profile is rather cool...

EDIT:Although it confuses me mightily
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Thanks
I stole the code from someone else. The picture's mine though.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I don't know...
...they do have a certain appeal - take my local one for example...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of that joke from the b3ta book

How can you tell is a Catholic Priest is a paedo? Ask him two questions:

Are you Catholic?

and

Are you a priest?


pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# what book is that then, pray tell.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# erm....are you joking?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Yes.
...how I laughed!

:-)

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *cries*
meanie :P
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Pffft!
One of mine didn't make it into the book:

Q) What do you give the paedo who has everything?

A) A bigger parish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# i bet that's the fourth
time he's been blessed this week
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen that a few times
It looked like this;
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# yes,
only a little bit less so.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# the
KKK?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# 'and that was the last time i ever ordered from domino's'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# dominos pizzas are bloody rank...apart from the double decadance thingies
which are really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# every few months we order a texas barbeque, no onions
it's ok, nothing special
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That's the only one of theirs
we bother eating as well. It's quite nice with plenty of the garlic and herb dip.

Much nicer to make our own pizzas though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I really wish I had the motivation or inclination to do things like make my own pizza.
I just cannot be bothered. I'm quite lazy when it comes to things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# ^This.
to make our own when the missus makes...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha the truth comes out!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# very much so
homemade pizza is ace, lots of MEAT and CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# MEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I quite like their pepperoni ones
then again, I don't think i've ever eaten one entirely sober.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# haha it probably helps. Pepperoni is the only topping I really like on pizzas anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Dominos gives me bellyrot every single time I have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# You staring at me?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# heyzoos!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# hahah
ace
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# 'fears'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# words
words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... PICTURES! FUCKING PICTURES! words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words... words...

fin..
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# is this nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha NSFA i'd say! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# BLASPHEMER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# yes, I know
I felt wrong doing that

very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# not in a good way, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# why?
they aren't even funny
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# They are to most of us.
*bets monopoly money*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *eats monopoly money*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *green house and red hotel throwing based Jihad*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# *enforces 'land on free parking collect all the fines money' rule*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# *wins second prize in beauty contest.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# needs more stripy pyjamas NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# when did you get Chunderbunny to pose?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Cor little Ern' has a good body on him
you'd never guess it with the short fat hairy legs
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# dirty boy.

go and wash your eyes in bleach.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I'm going now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# hehe
and you still can't see the join!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# yes, I know
it is a bit seamy, but meh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's SO wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ya ta ta ta ta
!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# sloomaz!
it's been a while!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# This is the most recent.


In my own pretty-much-an-incompetent-at-building-a-website kind of way, they are all here:

www.afinkawan.co.uk/sloomaz.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# yaaar!
and yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# so that's why they
always shared a hotel room
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Has he got a short, fat, hairy.....
...and now, Vanilla Redgrave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I knew it was him!

He never flushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# smells of bananas no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# nice animating
woo


and ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Cartney
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# You're a big man, but you're out of shape...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# On another note
What was the solution to the Jester pun thingy?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Whatchoo asking me for?!
I am a pirate of very little brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Damn sorry, I thought you was the captain of all things b3ta
and I wanted my question to be noticed....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Oh, well I am *awaits impending bomb with 'love from Rob' scrawled on it*
But I honestly don't know.

OI GRUNTY- COME AND ANSWER THIS GUY'S QUESTION WILL YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
Its just bugging the hell outta me thats all!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Don't know where he is....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Not to worry
I'll get over it.... one day... maybe...
Thank you :o)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Gah! It seams he's threatening me with a gun
I realize I might be slightly late with this whole goatse thing, but just saw this...

www.deltaweb.be/index.php?l=n
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# no lube, no wedding ring
FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahah
sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
*resists temptation to say that joke is von Crapp*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Doh! (a deer, a female deer)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# (huh)Ray!
(A Drop of Golden Sun)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Oh!
Is it up to me (a name I call myself) to think up the next pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# It's just gone too FAR now...
(And that's a long long way to run)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# SO stop already
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *sticks fingers in ears*
la-la-la-la-la I can't hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *Whispers.*
Ti and Doh again...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# DOHn't even think about continuing.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# the hiiiiils are aliiiiiiiiive with the smeeeeeeeeeeell of...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# argh! Dave
thassa good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# *readies ground-to-hat missiles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Bring 'em on Fatso!
*dons titanium lined Bazoo!-strength boater*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# you won't need that, they'll simply bounce off your well proprtioned frame ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Don't make me Big Daddy 'splash' you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# *stunned silence*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *drops a pin*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Arf arf!
Hahahahaha

*Ninja Edit*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the sound of coo sick?

what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# moo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# arf
the hills are alive with moo sick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# arf!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# That's shit.
No, really. I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Thankyou
no really!

Please feel free to FECK ORF back to the talk board

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# That's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# That's better
(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# or was it here I saw her last?
(plankton, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Inspiration from Ironman (from something he said, not actually from *him*...)
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# err, not by me
couldn't find it by glassco...?

happy to delete, if so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# nonononon
leave it, it's funny, maybe i'm going crazy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# going . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Dear Mr The Hat,
Lots of your stuff seems to be redex-o-rama for the last few days...

I cannae see it/them...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Should've done a Mr. Spong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# haha! mmmmnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# mmmmmmnnnnnnngggggggg
*attempts to lick elbows*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *I dislike this*
that's someones kid
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# well they can be proud
that he's now an astronaut
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# It's OK.
He's an orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# "Homo Erectus"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# The hats make this!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# The hat,
maketh the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You do
you saucy mink!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# pffft nice
have you received the latest copy of the Unusual Times yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I haven't.
But I have been at my country residence these past few days and have not collected my telegrams.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I had mine yesterday. Excellent toilet reading material.
its not on line yet unfortunately.
www.hendricksgin.co.uk/uk/unusual/unusual_news.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ANDREW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I began to read that in the musical style of 'don't put your Daughter on the Stage, Mrs Worthington'
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# criminy!
were you born in the 19th century?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# more than likely......
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# he's a mason
that's one step away from being a Vampire....

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# just one step, tsh tsh
I thought I was almost there..... ;-)
/I have the cape and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# the only difference is...
a vampire can't see his own reflection

you just can't look through fear of what you might see

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *hurumph*
*enagages secret executive masonic order 30253b*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I just had a genuine 'lol' moment at your sig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that's two so far then....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# put me down for the third :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# he was born in a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I should jolly well hope so.
All the best people were, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *doffs hat in gentlemanly manner*
*offers glass of port and a copy of the Times to read by the fire*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Why, thank you old bean.
*quaffs port*
*offers Mr. Architect a cigar*
*thrashes manservant*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# *dons smoking jacket*
*cuts end off cigar and lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# brb fire alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that she typed this before leaving the building =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# she knows how long the fuse is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# lets all post stuff about her inthe bottom thread of this page
so she never sees it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# You scoundrel!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Wanker
It was just a fault, everything's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# You're not allowed to get a new job.
I'll miss you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# GAZ IM ME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# But still. Not the same.
*mourns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# no,
we shall see come monday, how the land lies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I hope it lies....er....b3tawards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ^ seconded
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# GAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# i wouldn't have left the building,
i would just stick my fingers in my ears and type with my nose
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# In this weather? Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I didn't even get outside
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# No worries
nudge
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# does anyone know where the captain works?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Tring, Herts
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# sorry
i had to google that...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# It's only a widdle village
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# it could have also been a larger one,
as i don't live in britain...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Ooooh, ein Auslander?
Where's you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Ausländer's about right
I live and work in Paderborn, Germany.
You may know it due to the fact that there's a fairly big british army base here since WWII.

Edit: I think I know why your're the captain. Noone else could manage this many parallel thread at the same time ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# My dad was in...Lohne, is it?
Yeah, that sounds about right. I can't remember how to do an umlaut on this damn keyboard though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Löhne, right. not far away from here.
well, not that far...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# :D
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# My dad had a pub on the high st
in Tring some years ago ( no, I can't recall the name ) He reckoned it was the most inbred place in Britain. 100% of factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# It is a bit.
But that's herts for you.

See, I live in Bucks, which is better/worse, depending on how you look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Fire Station
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Look for the smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# at the helm, dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Oh er....yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Sailin' the seven ISPs!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# i don't think the bears realise
that they are the ones behind the bars
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Well, if it truly is Panto Season...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# 2 for the stalls, please
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# If you pay the extra £1,000,000 for the upgraded tickets
you get a free peerage. Unless the police catch you first.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Do they have unrestricted view?
It's not for a Sniper Rifle...
No really it isn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yes and the angle's good
So if you time your shot you might get two with one bullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Is this a job for a Cluster Bomb?
*Buys Tickets to all seats and fills them with A Cross party Selection of Politicians*
*Calls in Air strike*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Worms is an ace game!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Oh Yeah...
Can Cause Punch ups though...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Stalls...
all ool
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# but
can't you fit 4 on a stool?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
#
only if you turn it upside down
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
That really grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *flicks bean*
that's magic
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# oooh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *flashes bean stalk*
fee fi fo fum
i smell the blood of a lady on her monthly cycle

*rings bell ~ hand signals left*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!
'prints copy for work noticeboard'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Not bigger
but higher res. version.

www.afinkawan.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/panto.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# ho ho!
I shall be having fun with this!

cheers =D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Quick joke for the medical peeps :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# don't you mean opticians??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# It's never right with you people
either it's too big or people complain they can't read it :(
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I can read it
Ron's just a big wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# big w@nks
for big c0cks
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# That's his yell.com search tag.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# groan
better not feed her the cheese and sauerkraut sandwich
(prostheses, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# :D
another NHS joke for you....

What's the difference between God and a consultant?




God doesn't think he's a consultant....






Only NHS joke I know, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# That's not a joke...



It's just a statement of fact.

Apart from a few - I know a handful of nice ones...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ...said Mr Spoon.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Ooooo-errrr!
Are we talking nurses here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I have only ever known one nice consultant.
And he's dead now.


Oooooh, my mum went apeshit at Wycombe hospital yesterday- my dad was in for elec. surgery on his knee and sh'es going to kill the entire pharmacy dept (they were astoundingly rude to her). Plus they moved him from T+O up to Urology then back down to T+O, bedshifting when they didn't need to. And when he was going to be discharged no consultant could be found, nobody answered their pages and she had to get on the blower to a mate in admin to find out who the gen.manager was.


She's well unimpressed. They've taken on the wrong person as well, she's worked at the NHS for 19 years and she's good mates with pretty much everyone's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *bed baths*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# For my dad?
You're brave, he's 22 stones worth of big angry man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# AARRGGHH!!
wrong ward!

i was looking for my Muffin :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Silly Ron
Muffin not in Hospicle (/Ashley from corrie blog), Muffin on boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# this is my NHS joke
NHS joke
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ANDREW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Haha!
Here's mine. It's got 3 puns in it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
anyone can fall in love.........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I had a doctor's assistant that was about my age
do a body exam on me recently. She was well nice and constantly apologizing for cold hands, but I didn't mind much. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# he's the man with the colden touch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# it's you!
how the devil are ya fella?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Here's a fun thing to do
Visit your doctor and tell him you think you need a TUBE. Especially if you are female and you find your doctor attractive!

For those that don't know, TUBE means Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought he looked a bit surprised...
...now we know why



the photo taken just before the final one. I believe Heather caused £100,000 worth of damage as she was escorted from the room...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't like him that much when he's not


(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
"MACCA SMASH!"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# but not with his hands
as they seem unaccountably to have stayed calm
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Paul Maccartney: calm hands
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# 2007 motion picture of the year
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!
nicely done

in other news: woo, 1900 posts!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

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