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# What ya listening to?



I've got on Cripple Crow by Devendra Banhart.
Bloody good it is too!

Hear here
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# My girlfriend's playing Rasputina
Whilst I listen to yet another contraption collapse on Armadillo Run.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# just got the free version.
looks like fun, i'm off to build some armadillo runs then.
seeya.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# IT WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL!
Almost guaranteed. When you come back wondering what happened to 2007, don't blame me.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# this is not your blog by doghorse
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Never heard of em.
Is it emo? It has blog in the title.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# It's a reference to a song by a b3tan that i was using to mock and deride you
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/notyourblog.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Well, that fell flat
dinnit?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# *takes b3ta viagra*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Oh I see.
Well done there sir.
I'll check that out then, cheers!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Thievery Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Nice.
I've only heard a few tracks by them but it's all been good.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# us and them.
teh floyd.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Good stuff!
Carry on.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Madvillian
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# John Boden 'Painted Lady'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# the new sparklehorse
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Just heard of them
nice choice!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Exellent choice,
ever gave Nino Rojo a go. Also, mostly listening to

broken social scene
tilly and the wall and
half man half biscuit.

www.b3ta.com/links/Tilly_and_the_Wall_Let_it_Rain

ultra slim edit: its also worth seeing him live, i have,3 times, and everytime is great. His support acts are normally great too.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# nicely done.
rush -- all the world's a stage. double live album (yes, it's a record just like gramps has), recorded in 1976.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)
# MAHONEY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Animation legend Joseph Barbera, co-creater of "Tom and Jerry" and "Yogi Bear" and many other cartoons has died.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# time for a fuzzy hannah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I just watched a Yogi bear, just then.
I hope I didn't kill him.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# MURDERER!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*goes and digs out his 80s vhs cartoon collection to watch Wacky Races, Dastardly & Muttley etc.*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# CATCH THAT PIGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Stop the pigeon
/cartoon nazi
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# What have I started?!
Don't steal all of them, lads. ;_;
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# 'tis the b3ta way young padawan
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Fight back against the usurpers!
Death to the rebels!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# "i'll have an "A" please Bob"
Cue Bob in a Fonz jacket with two thumbs up...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# his arse

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# sorry, I didn't mean to start anything
and I thought you were all done with the Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# MURDERER!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Re:Red Rum
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/6650130
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# R I






















s
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# what
you've never seen a Police Academy film?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Hmm. Yeah I have
my mind wasn't focused though.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# WAGONS ROOOOLLLLLLLLL


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# genius
pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# BANDWAGONEER!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Where's Danny Boy?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Here you go
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# I realised after posting that it was now out of date
next time I post it it'll be updated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# HAHA - tops
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# saw him saturday -he was good
time for a pearoast
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Don't worry.
I have actually already created most of them. I'm just uploading two a day.
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# why does it say T
in the first panel and z in the second?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I realised Gaizka had already done a Q
www.b3ta.com/board/6646582

So I did my suggestion myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# can I have an "E" please Bob?"
Cue contestant having a pill based rave experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# he's done that one
where were you?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Tending my crops.
Or curb-crawling in Ipswich. I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# But you put it in a FP'able format!
Woah!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# It's the same format as his one
img72.imageshack.us/img72/439/conspicuousblockbustersul7.png
But he changed the layout to horizontal after or before I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# It says 'Happy Toast'
that's all the FP-ablilty it needs!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# I wish
they've dried up after my last spate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# You might have fallen out of the clique!
*makes cat clawing gestures*

*rarr*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ahahahahaha
don't go there girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# I know, I hate the thought
that there are cliques on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# bloody cliques and their secret winks and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
#
a i
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# claques?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# YOU!
any chance you could check what you've annouced from atop the stats board please...

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# 14th, what the hell!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# glad you did
i likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# pfft
*likes* :)

on that note I must retire to bed - g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# ninght spanner
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
And you could have had just two of him with a 'w'
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I was waiting for a picture of Desmond Llewellyn...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahaha - that would be awesome,
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# naked from the waist down I bet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hehe - I'm sure you've already done that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Argh!
I'm in the middle of doing that one now!

Ah well, I've got enought to last for a few days.
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/6650085
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Sorry, I remembered the Cue one after I posted my suggestion
and then noticed the links back to the old ones.
So I thought the chances of you doing alternate versions of every letter was quite remote so............. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# No worries.
Yours is actually better than mine!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hypocrite!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ?
Still, I suppose it's an improvement on you calling me a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# think about it
cunt!
Edit: Fuckhead Wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# All I can assume is it is to do with me saying how people
had been doing offensive versions of other peoples artwork which was a bit rude.

Seeing as this isn't offensive, taking the piss or criticising AND is something I had already basically run past Gaizka (who said this is ok) I can't believe this comment can be about that. So could you please explain why you are being so incredibly offensive and what I have done to upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Do U
Baaaaaaaa
(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Then do me
Baaaaaa

I'm so sorry
(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# ?
(xaniac, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# awww - How cute.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Wonderful
marvellous
very seasonal, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Spring or Autumn?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# yeah i liked the salt too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# That is lully
and with this, I bid you all a good night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# gnight
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# awww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Woo for guins!
Lulliness :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# that's unbelievably
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# methguins make me nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Look at 'im go!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# he looks like hes listening to his ipod!
(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# that film rules
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Yessirree!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# look at 'im indeed
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I have to say...
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# now it is edited
(xaniac, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Much better.
have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# ARGH TEH FEAR!!!
etc

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# *wishes for this for christmas*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I wished for coal this Christmas
next year I'm getting matches so I can light it.

Preparing for the long winter of discontent.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I'm skipping Christmas this year
having another anti-Christmas in fact.

So no gifts for me *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Anti Christmas?
like Hannukah?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# nah more like
an average Monday (although with less work)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Haha - I'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# aim lower...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# even unedited it is still one of the freakiest things i've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I concur.
Macdonalds really are the antichrist...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# yes

and rather well too
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)
# another
Am i doing it wite still?
(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# If you have to ask...
then you're obviously unsure and want an appropriate answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# it was too big
YEA
(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# only like 3 times over...
now only 6kb over.

/petty
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# you broke the internets
with that hooge image!

I like it, don't get me wrong - but it needs optimising.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: damn your ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# F5F5F5
F5
you see, i'm way too quick for you. ;)
(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# hah! you win this time, Mr Bond...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# "...i thought you were assassinated in Hong Kong..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# technically it's still too big.
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
#
i was so quick in rehosting it resized ninja style, that it forgot to optimize!
dick features
(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# no, it's still too big
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# strictly speaking, ^this
ning sir!

(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# 'ning Spanner
Stoned tonight or will I have to work for my lols?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# not tonight
only cos I ran out

but I am afraid it's bedtime for me shortly... How's things in turnipland?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Meh it's ok. Back in my hometown for a month for Uni holidays (I am the yooth)
So bored as hell with no Union to tear up.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# This is what you need...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# lol this is ace
I have caught myself saying thse very words to my minions when they compain of computer problems...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# minions makes me think of
"really small onions"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] baaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# ha! nice
woo yay!

(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Mmmm
Godly pr0n!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# *puckers up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# there's been a spate
of Missiletoes recently

I like how this one looks like a balloon thats been let go :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I tried to make it
more 'bomb' shaped!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# I guessed,
I'm not knocking it, it just makes me smile that extra bit more that missiletoes fire off like released balloons :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Naaa intercept condom:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Oh dear
.....that's bad
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6649970
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Aim-120 AMRAAM...
Did you know, one AIM-120 costs $386,000... so in a normal game of F22 Raptor, I waste about $5,404,000
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffth
*watches missiletoe fly across the room*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I have no time for nonsense!
I'm too busy chasing fairies with my rocket
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# me wants one
for xmas...

very nice! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# My farts
smell like Christmas dinner. I had burgers for tea. I'm confused...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# evidently
you need NULLO!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Nullo girls is gone, I stalked her to death
):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# *horrors*
but then - what hope is there for the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I think I do.
Will ask Santa for it. The fat shit.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# that
should be in the Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I just done a rocket!
Coincidence?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Today, everyone on b3ta is telepathically drawing one another's pictures
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# i just thought about making a vector car
but couldn't be arsed to do it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I did a rocket a while ago but no one seemed to like it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I don't like this!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# If i could click it, i would
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# all of ^this
methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# this
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# where were you people when I posted it the first time?!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I like it
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I don't seem to like it
I do really - it just seems that I don't
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hey, i clicked it the first time
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I shall send you some sweets then
hmmm, I've eaten them all.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# you ALWAYS do
but it's ok, there will be enough sweets to make my dentist do the happy dance between christmas and new year
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I preffered the one that blew Catherine Tate to SMITHEREENS!
but this one is still Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# they all do in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Hey, I liked it
didn't I tell you?

I even remember clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# yay for rokits!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# This is brilliant!
*likes*
(Sirben does not tolerate that kind of behaviour, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# memories
I once made a model rocket shuttle. It was supposed to fly up high, then glide down to earth.

Your rendition is a lot closer to what happened.
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# are you gay?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# that's what you call it is it?
It's called cottaging round Hamstead Heath way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# You are a naughty Bad man
and I would like you phone number for the sexy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I think you have the wrong end of the stick
which is no doubt yet another euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# a little 'lol' escaped just then

=D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# *tucks it back in*



which means bumming.......... possibly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# it inevitably means bumming


HAPPYTOAST OWES ME ALIMONY...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# do I? pour quoi?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# *bums*






*has no witty reply to come back with*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I clearly fell in to your bumming trap
*makes mental note to face the wall when the mighty Spanner is about*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# OMG n00b pwned!!!1! lmao
or something... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# hehehee
yay! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# nice drawage


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Another.


Conspicuous Blockbusters Puns
Archive: E Q V
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I would like to repeat:
these are WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Do
P.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I will...
But you do realise it's just going to be the 'E' one with a green 'E', yes?

But then, what do you expect from a conspicuous Blockbusters pun?
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# You speak like Gordon Ramsay,
yes?

:P
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# No.
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# yes.


you shitting shit cunt fuck

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# ^this
Plus 'fanny'
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# woo hoo!
i always log on at the right time for these.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# B = a bee
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# These are most excellent, even though they confuse me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# yay
bloody great these! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# HAHA - tops
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# These are brillio!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Brillos?
www.b3ta.com/board/6648080
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# haha! class again
i remember watching that program about 1991 and some little smirking oik says "i'll have an e please, bob" and old bob just rolls his eyes like "haven't heard that one before, you swarmy little shit" ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# I love this and the "e" one best
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# do Q
with 5 Bobs in a row :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# the girls loved this one

(Undercovers, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# i lolled!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# It's very woo
But when was John Major in Blockbusters?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Look!
I can't help it if Bob Holness, John Major and Paul O'Grady all look the same, okay?!
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# he knows when to stop running
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# *right clicks*
nope, still none the wiser, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
# ^this
I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Mon 18 Dec, 22:52, The day HappyToast lost his hummus


*bows head in a moment of silence*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# What year?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I blame Devito.
shockDevito
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# 2410
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!
/ac

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# it's not meant to be a joke

just shoppage!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# there's nothing to understand,
no news story, no joke, just some shoppage.

Nurses don't normally carry electric prods or guns where I come from.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# They do in Northern Ireland*






*a lie.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)
# 006!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Still makes no sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)
# your cars aren't funny or topical yet you do them
this picture has had extra elements shopped in for the sheer hell of it in a similar way.

Just enjoy the technical achievements taht are obviously so seamless that people aren;t seeing them at all!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ha! advantage HappyToast
it's a nicely shopped pic - as you say, perhaps we all expect the joke too much...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# I do them cos there is nothing else to do
And, yes, I'm obviously missing something
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Ris
Ristofferson
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Ris
DeBergh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Ris
Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Ris Akabusi
mwahmwahmwahmwahmwah
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I'm rising like I've never rissed before
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# That girl looks way too happy
GET HER WITH THE PROD!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# am i wrong here...
the joke is
"oik kid being an arse - nurse type chases with cattle prod and gun. kid eventually likely to get the message."

and yet people appear to be RISing little mfers

i like it anyway ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# FICTION!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# yes, sort of, although I'd skip the use of the word joke
It's just shoppage. Room darkened, illumination effects on her clothing, the floor, the shiny surfaces behind.
Electric prod and gun added.

People seem to have forgotten that this site isn't just about jokes or offensive stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# There are cars here too
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# QED
www.b3ta.com/board/6649985
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# yeah ok joke not necessarily the right word here
but if you had to deal with oik kids everyday - the thought of shooting them and jamming a cattle prod into them would seem a little funny...

/teacher blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# oh this is rich
coming from the king of the 'RIS' reply!
Think about it next you pass your narrow minded judgment on other peoples work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# what are you talking about? Yes I do use "ris" but no more than anyone else.
It's a perfectly acceptable abbreviated term for meaning "I don't understand"

I'm not complaining that people are ris'ing, I'm just surprised that people aren't seeing it for the shallow bit of facevalue nonsense that it is.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# This site is just for jokes and offensive stuff.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Where's the poo?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# up yer bum
;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# having a tea party
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I'm, er,

This needed far too little shopping
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)
# How is this edited?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# so little in fact, i can't see what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Is it actually edited?
edit: all I can see is something in its mouth.
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# has it now got a
sex doll mouth?? that ad is just odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# indeed
like i said ...
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
#
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)
# what the f...?
and is that a blow up dolls mouth you've added?

that's very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I'm RISing here
I fail to see how you've changed it. Enlighten me.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# sex doll mouth
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# that's my boxing day ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# One way ticket!
Hmmm, sound like a song....

I got a one way ticket, a one way ticket yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
its' funny, because 'hooker' means prostitute as well
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gosh, it's AMAZING that no-one has made that link before!
not in the entire time this story has been in the news!
WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# raises handbag
ooooooh 'ark at you !

/lowers handbag
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# well, even a cursory glance at b3ta recently would have prevented this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# took far too long
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# ouch...
teh punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# do
people really read this far down the board?

you made me jump.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# I dunno - are we alone down here?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# psst
I think we're being watched...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# By a cursor?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# yes!
you see him too?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# well
I've been in the US for the last week, so my hummus is a bit stale. But it still tastes nice if you warm it in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# done to death
shirley?
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)
# far too many
mimes on this board again tonight.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)
#
www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF035AD-Mimes.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)
# hahah
alright Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Nope
Why should I be?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Doctor Who Panto
"she's behind you"
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(running away!)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Needs more
Bug Powder
(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# hehhee
woo! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Is that Giant Queen Slug-for-a-butt?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Its the Empress of Rachnos
who is supposed to be a total BBC secret until christmas day !
I had thought that someone on B3ta would have realized it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# chalk blob

Wallpaper if anyone wants it
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I can smell your aura and it's horrible
;)

are those dragon hatchlings?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# you love it!
and so does your wife! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# woot
very cool good job - like spider eyes
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# hehehe
thats a good point - hmm spiders eyes are cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Nice
Work!
(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# thank you
i'm loving the brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Me too! Have a Whistler
(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# This I like.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# thank you sir!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)
# wooly jumper monster
beware!

*wants to make shiney pictures*
Woo!

G'nite b3ta peeps n co (im really goin this time)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# hehehehe
the attack of the 50 foot jumper :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Once again, a change of style
I never fail to be impressed with your diversity and great talent, Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)
# why thank you sir
i try to do different thing (ignoring the two years of horror pics :o) )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I'm being absolutely genuine
You do have a great talent and your pictures never fail to impress me.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# woo thank ya
i wish i had more confidence in my stuff - i think it hold me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# This is absolutely infuriating
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)
# why is it infuriating??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I've no idea
At all

That's why
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# you have no idea?
about what?? or am i being mental :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# About anything
And that and all probably
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# how about kittens??
everyone knows about them - nudge, nudge - you know the big "secret"!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# I once met a kittin
It was hiding under a rug

It was going miaow a bit, so I found where it was
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# bloody cheat
you are suppose to use your tongue in the locating of kittens :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# What do you make these in?
Using the blue blobby one as my background. Tis Primo!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)
# these are 100% photoshop
i was thinking of bring it into artrage and adding some different bits - but i decided i'd use photoshop brushes with it - i love the chalk :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# It's all photoplop!?!?!
Oh dear. Think I'll give up in that case. Freehand shall be my new best friend!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# its very very very easy
i've written a tutorial thats gonna be published soon in creative photoshop mag - so all revealed then!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Oooh!
I wrote an article in Bizarre magazine a few months back about a prostitute who gives handjobs to severely disabled men. Not quite as useful, but very informative!

:D
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# oooh cool
i used to love bizarre mag - not brought it in aaaaaaages :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)
# The suckers gave me a feature article!
Front cover, close to Kelly Brook's PVC clad mimsy.

:D
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)
# i demand photographic proof
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Ta Da!
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=134385855&size=o
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# you need to add me as a contact
before i can view it :(

www.flickr.com/people/revjessecuster/

edit : yay - i can see it now - sves for a good - ummm- read later!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Didn't realised I had privatedededed it.
All better now.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# tis grand
:o) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Unfortunately it's not that funny, or sexual.
Just your bog standard story of handjobs for people who can't speak. The Danish get it for free on their national health service!!!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Kids these days
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Click for biggy
(snafle my bijingo please, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# That's not beef
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)
# The internets claim otherwise
www.trytonfoods.co.uk/seasonalideas/roastbeef.asp
(snafle my bijingo please, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Now i'm hungry ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)
# lil
but nice
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Ha, nice
but look here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Yes.
This.

Nice but 'look here!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Fez!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaand goood nite b3ta peeps n co!

SkUGosaurus previous,before that3,4, 5 teh fear, beattie, quo, snowing,
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# just like that
night chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Yayyyy
Chainsaw mouthed dino is back.

(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Is that my fez?
Also: Should I bother posting this?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# chinese take away
for one?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Excuse me, but to what are you referring in the above post, to which this is a reply?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# its content
its nice but doesnt need to tile :D so yay post it and woo for fez!

*snoozes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I see ninjas, angry plates and carrots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Fez = good
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)
# I mutilated one of Eclectech's lovely cows for this one
for which I am partially sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Ooh, link?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Cows and baubles,
for the win!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahah
good effort :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Merry Beattie Christmas!



EDIT: Woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
#
(snafle my bijingo please, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# hXe means hardcore
so mXe means mediocore...

sorry
(snafle my bijingo please, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# so X means
ardcor?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Alright
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Ho ho ho
(Digs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# why, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I say!
O_o

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Needs
more squirrel... :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# merry xmas from me!

(First attempt at a full on GIMP image. Inspired by a much better IVV pic - www.b3ta.com/board/6649482)
:)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Spooky!
I just used papyrus too . . .

Happy Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# it is teh masterer of fonts
hehe ta
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# and YES!
Happy Toast is brilliant and I want to protect him AND his honour . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# you're my knight in shining armour Mr the Hat
and I shall be your comedy sidekick on a donkey that hands you your sword
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Mmmmm!
nice ass!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# font ruiner!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# eh?
How have I ruined that font?#

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# ah chill out
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# ...by using it for one of your puns...
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# That has prompted me to do a christmassy post
to post on xmas day, cos I shall be working!!!!!

nice, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# You poor sausage
I won't be doing much so you can post things just for me! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I'm only working while 2pm-ish
so it shouldn't be that bad, but I am starting at 6.30 am!
I might even bump into Santa on his way home!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

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