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# I made a space monkey!

Any suggestions are welcome.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo
much better than alot of L-plate bearers ive seen, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# looks like suggestions are not needed
you're doing well enough as is
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# There's a wonderpets episode about them!
nickjr.co.uk/shows/wonderpets/index.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
Carrots in Space please.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Ok
give me a few minutes.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# psst
Look you're a n00b, you're meant to be lame. So please stop posting such wooness!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I recognise that monkey!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Gorilla Shirley?
Woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ^this
did you get the number of that donkey cart?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# bad?
atleast you didnt just ctrl+I it, so its better than alot so far
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
#

Touch me in the good place
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# these are ace...
and also very lully and purple.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I like this.
Purple is a good colour.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# espesh for silly cars
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Yes.
I would like to buy this car from you.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I would very much like to sell it to you.
Unfortunately I neither have one to sell, or the awesome con-artistry skills to convince you that I have when really I haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Awesome
Particular love for the dude with the 'fro and the chap with loads of arms.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# a riverghost...

for riverghost. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# woo
and yay
ditto to the others of yours ive seen tonight
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Cool!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# You Rule!
these are all of the goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# This is lully :)
If you fancy doing a badger with particularly good ninja skills...

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# mebbe...
as i've got time for one more...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# a pearoast...

for livertoast?

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# When you do that one?
That lully too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I put him too in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# The exclamation mark
means the duck has a quest for the ghost?
(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# nah
it'd be green then wouldn't it?

(only played WoW for a day)
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw thanky
He now has a home in my profile:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Awwww, thats lully!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# heheeh
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# You want him in my profile as well?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Now do a river pacman!
LOL :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Computer is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Woo
It shouldn't be. Its a Dell:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I use Dell
and it's been dead reliable.

*Touches wood


*Spluffs...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# THe corporate ones are good
But you can't buy the cheapie with reliability. I use one too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# is it
watching the screen? am your computer a b3tard
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# sticking an apple sticker on your pc...
hmmmm. is he happy because he thinks he is a mac?
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Obviously not
It's full of gaiety ever since the apple sticker went on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I Love Trisa now......
(dextersinister Dexter of Sinister, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# trisha has a head
head like an Inky cap fungus, 100% troof
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Owl to the head

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# cor!
haven't seen your painting for a while, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# argh
teh fear

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# That as wonderful
as it is slightly scary!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Ewwww Streisand or Ratwoman?



mighty Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# his name is rupert.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# he has no feets!
how do you make these, are they all done freehand?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# ayuh...
i just draw out lines in flash...then color them in and delete teh lines...


wacom tablets make the world go round.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# And Rupert
wants a hug, a hug of woo and awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Yays
He looks like a cuthbert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# LIES!
Rupert am a bear!

These are very good. You have been very prolific this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ^_^
i blame society...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Yay 4 Rupert
Wooingly so!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I Say... do you mind


Been away a while, thought I'd come back in the traditional manner.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# puuuuurfik
Glees Top Gear time. The board will now go quiet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Bloody typical
:/
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# ^this
Bye for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# nope.. I am recording it for later viewing
with beers and foods
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I'll tell ya what happens:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# True that!
and 24!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# i have no tv
while here at uni, therefore no top gear for the whole term, it sucks, anyone know where i can catch it on the web?

edit: oh and woo pic, if a tad disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# No it's not
When I only have a TV as I live at work. When I have my own places I never have one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# yeah...
usually its not worth having it with the rubbish thats on these days, but for the occational thing, e.g top gear, it would be nice to have one
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Take your licence fee your saving
and go to a museum with the money instead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# im not much for museums
the descriptions are usually a bit waffle-y to me, i want lots of factual numbery letters, or stuff actually happening, rather than static as they (usually) are in museums. But those interactive science museums you get are fun, still aint been to one in ages tho
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# OK brothel then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# fine food...
cant beat a good steak.
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha!
tg time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Grrrr


Quick n' dirty
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# for rocketship...

i believe this is teh second lully suggestion you've given me.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Aaaaaw
You want to do a riverghost?

I'd hug it and hold it and put in my profile for all to see.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)
# yesh. ^_^
i am drawring a dragon now...but i'll start that next
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Awwwww
thanky.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Hurray!
Thank you! You make my day.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I don't think my mind has reset itself from last night
I misread that as 'you make me gay':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Aaaahhh,
poor little guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Awwwwww!
It's a Awww overload!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# You should do an Iguana
dreaming of being godzilla.

this is woo, has he lost his dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# that am cool and woo
but i'm still lobbying for a stoner bee and/or fluffy lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# i was taking picures through my telescope last night :)

i was watching the lunar eclipse
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I was watching Newcastle Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I was watching you watching newcastle brown while freebasing guinness and cider and a really really bad chinese meal and missing the eclipse coz I waswatching you...
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah I'm amazing aren't I:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# nuky brown is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:50, archived)
# but it doesn't beat a nice cup of tea.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# and biscuits!
infact... I remember this website from 1997/8 :)
www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# NOTHING
beats a nice cup of tea.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Two nice cups of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# thats no... oh wait it is
MOOON!
I took a photo too :)

.....on my camera phone :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# That's no space station...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *sets as wallpaper*

we love thee mooon!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Lucky Brits
Eclipse was over by moonrise, here.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Isn't that back to front?
here's my camera effort
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# *homsssssss*

make of that what you will
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# where was this then,
and why wasn't i told?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha!
now i'm really miffed i missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# i got fed up watching it and went in
apparently it went all orange and you could peel the moon like it had skin... then again i wasn't listening
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# i told my slow friend
that it went red because red photons are heavier, so get bent around the earth to turn it red, she believed, oh the joys of toying with biologists
edit: and art students, basicly any non-physicist
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# It was amazing
You know how usually the moon just looks like a flat disc in a flat sky? Well when it was eclipsed it suddenly became incredibly clear that it's a giant ball of rock hovering in space, the perspective change made my brain hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Heehee
I like this cheeky edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Awww.
I didn't realise there was a lunar eclipse last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# new disturbed monkey for ya


Click for bigger (78KB)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# he looks very stressed
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# *Gives Narner*
Poor wee Stress-monkey
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# he's about to get hit on the head with that hammer!
run monkey run!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Yay!
Monkey!
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I'm sure
I've seen this before. It was stuck to my office door with with "IT Support" written on it. I work with bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Oh noes! Ghostie!
Wouldn't mind finding this one in my room though.
Could be considered NSFW i guess
(Slight Nipple action)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I fapped.
Am I a necromaphilalac?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# If you are...
then i am :P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# A few nights ago, after my wife and I came in from shovelling snow from our drive...
... she said she was cold and needed to be warmed.

So I leaped upon her, and she wrapped her cold thighs around me.

"Wow, you're really cold," I said.
"I know. You were wearing snow pants. I just had sweats on," said she.
"Would you think me weird if I wanted to tie a little tag to your toe and have my way with you right now?" I asked.
"You sick fucker. Get off me."

American girls don't appreciate a good morgue-party joke.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
I wanna click this!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# me too!
next week's question of the week: "what, when said, scored you the least sexy tiem"
and it'd be my winnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# heh i clicked that - nice!
then i read your name as "king of breasts" - oops :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
You're not the first :D
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# where have i seen that girl in that hat before?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# SG most likely sir
tis my source
i removed the SG logo though, cos i am naughty, and it was fudging things up
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# no i've not bin there...
musta bin on ere
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# cor
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# TJ...
Has the board just got smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Yes, one of Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's's posts has just vanished.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ive had him on ignore since I first saw him.
I thought he would have gone away by now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I think they've all gone
One less troll to worry about then!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# It happens from time to time*
*Lies, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I know I wasn't there but....

Did anyone else notice that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# OH NOES!
T3H QUOZE!

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# wrong shape
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I thought it was
proprioception?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# But he missed the shadow of Teh Fear on the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Ooooo
now that is scary!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# tagged like a pro.
this lot should be in a zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# psst
bottom left:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# right is minor funny
left is tag.
main picture, god only knows.

edit/ still a little muggy are we?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# oooOOOooo minor funny
I'd have you know I got that from the funny shop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# hahhahhahhha
I take it this a a picture from the hamtouchers reunion that us northern wankers couldnt get to cos you thoughtless southern cunts decided it should be in Laaaaandan
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# im in the sauf - just sauf whaales innit?
/not welsh blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Well obviously it was the southern one
It didn't take place in a barn:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I think there should be a bash in Leeds.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Agrees
or york
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Like this one?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/5165
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# wales?
bring your own mint sauce
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i have a brother that lives in Wales.
Grows strange plants in his back field which he then sells for profit in pub toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# ahh is his last name Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Small world
eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# linked like you taught me
you need this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
:o my ex is on there!* :o

*100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# PAAAAAAAANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# is that who i think it is?
Has he just picked up an imaginary wotsit?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# dunno...
but he's supposed to be animated... :(
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# oh?
dance! dance! dance!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# from flash?
did you export as a .gif video, or just save as gif?

i used to get that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# i've been doing this for a while...
but sadly enough, i think i exported it as a gif...
then changed something and saved it as a gif over the animated one...

then closed flash without saving! :(

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
poops


(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hehehe looks a little like Waspbox
Not that I've seen him y fronts
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Quiet bash last night then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# What gives you that idea?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Well I did say I didn't see him in Y-Fronts
Said nothing about a nun outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *pances*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# *does the Pance Dance*
Wooo!
I like you stuff, tis goodness
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *glee*
IDEAS NOW PLESE!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# A bumble-bee with a spliff.
edit: or fluffy lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Fluffy lesbians coughing up hairballs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# A fluffy bumblebee
after a spliff?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Bees carrying elephants through the clouds.
One of the elephants has a house on its back full of sardines. They are having a posh doo with capes and monocles and farrero roche.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:31, archived)
# !
A dragonfly looking for his lost puppy.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ooh!
i like this one
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# a house made from a tin can and a elephant dressed as a mouse trying to fit in in the tincan house
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# a bunny and a kittin
sharing spaghetti a la Lady and the Tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yay,
Blue is his natural hair colour, I see.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Are them nuu?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# nice
thrusting action...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
B3tamax thrust ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:27, archived)
# smug.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# phototototototototototototototototomarket
MOD EDIT: Please optimise your pictures better - 635KB is just too crazy-big for the board.



spase is the plase
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# *cowers in a bunker 3000 miles below sea level*
edit : 50kb or below u crazy foool / soon to be on ignore person.
edit 2 : resizing the image does not OPTIMISE IT - make it 50kb or below please. or LINK IT if your a bit thick :)
edit 3 : DO NOT DELETE POSTS YOU CUNTHORSE
edit 4 : you did make that wogan post - ok
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# will you watch the riots
on a monitor? and then when the rubble clears, will you peek out your head?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# everyone into the car i shopped in the post below...
it's flameproof!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Twat
.
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Yes you are
edit : i don't think you made that picture you just posted previously either... i've seen that before...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# SkUG wins!
go SkUG!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *goes*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# It also has a tank full of uncontaminated fuel.
And that's one big motherfucking tank, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# wft
that is a picture of me doing a kung-fu kick in space..

100% original
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# optimise it
crazy fool - or link it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# i dunno how to
its a link

and......i dont have any picture ediitng programes on my atari
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# click this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# now you know that's not the right link
this, however, is
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# It's also almost 1200% over the recommended filesize for a static picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:23, archived)
# What a marvelous witty, spontaneous and well composed reply.
Eton was it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# you may want to hide now...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Hmmm how many ways can I say no?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# OMG!
IT SLIKE WINDOWS 95 CRASHING WHILST IN A MIDDLE OF A NOTEPAD SESSION!

I RESIZED IT B3TA, HOLD ON YOUR YOUR BALLS!
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:16, archived)
# now optimise it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# That doesn't change the image size!
It's still almost 700k!!!

If you're using Photoshop try saving using save for web (ctrl + alt + shift + S)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ROLF!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:15, archived)
# i love this picture
I am thinking about making it my wallpaper
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I don't think it's anywhere near big enough.
Not even the original. Sorry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# don't ruin the dream, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Cripes
that's most Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# any excuse 65k aint much over but still...rules is fuckin rules!


aaaahhh you ninjamuthafucker
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Yeah but it's more like 650k, which is a lot over.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:18, archived)
# incorrect
650k is 6.5mb surely not
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:22, archived)
# You're right.
650k is surely not 6.5mb.

6500k is 6.5mb.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# psst
650k
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# with ref' the conversation i had with fellow b3tards yesterday about file sizes
and not getting arsey with people who sneak over the suggested size limits with half decent posts.

may i introduce you to my ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:19, archived)
# i'm just back from hodilay
and I continue my mission to abuse all current VW models.

Ladies and gentlebods, I give you the Jumbo Jetta...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:07, archived)
# i have a newsletter?
I'd like to subscribe to it too!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Yes.
Sign us both up please.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:12, archived)
# can you milk it?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# no, but you can plug a milking machine into the ciggy lighter, so you can use it to milk other things*



*such as gorillas, mongooses, and bats.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:11, archived)
#
Shouldnt that be mongeese?
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# unfortunately not
i wish it was.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Yeah!
Nicely done.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Thunder Birds are go
spectrum is Woo
/mixing up puppet series blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Maybe I shoulda made it into FAB 1.
blah.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Very nice
Thunderbirds meets 2007, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# You could fit Thunderbird 4 in the boot, I think :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:28, archived)
# SHOULD BE PINK
a lady and a parker
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:09, archived)
# there's no pink left in my computer, i've watched too much porn.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Does that mean i havent watched enough pron?
feels ashamed and unmanly
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# it could just mean that your computer has been optimised for porn
and hence has more pink to use up.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# The US wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:11, archived)
# no, bonnie scotland.
well, and a bit of ingerlund too. we stayed in the scottish borders.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Did you sample the Scotish national dish?
Deep fried battered pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# No but we did go to Monster Mex in Edinburgh
and I can heartily recommend their Monster Chili.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# i nearly bought a 6 wheeler v12 jag offa ebay
but it was purple and rusty
Yeeeha!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:12, archived)
# could it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)
# cool!
reminds me of my jeep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:16, archived)
# It's amazing what can be achieved with SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# monarchy shuffle


yeah, thats what im talking about!
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:02, archived)
# It'll go off!
Bukkake - Japanese for, I was cleaning it and it went off in her face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:03, archived)
# look at 'er go
phwoar would
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:04, archived)
# mush
yeah M8
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:07, archived)
# tackle touching...oooer nice
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)

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