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# Exsqueeze me please you utter cunts
I would just like to whore this www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8373

Good morrow.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Poor show that man
This isn't happening for FIVE MONTHS. I don't think that warrants a post without a picture.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah if I can do the whole bloody Zoo thing as a subthread...
I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *offers tissues*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Are they 'used'?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# only after reading ZOO....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Well at least if it was Playgirl
I could say they were box fresh.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yes, but who's box?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Margarita pracatan's
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# *has a Clive James flashback*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I've actually seen her live!
I didn't know you and Clive had a thing going:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I remember her on Clive James' show
scary woman
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Someone cancelled the the Pheonix Festival in 97
So she went on at the last minutes. It was a blast!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Recycling:
It's the future!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Mr ghost can you point me to the aforementioned zoo thread?
I feel compelled to comment on this issue but need to research the current stance first.

*ta's*

Edit: *pokes in ribs*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# this belongs on /talk
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# We are all one family.
*hugs*
*cops feel*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# HA!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# THIS^
Especially as the talk boarder had 49 posts on this board in over a year.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Is there a specific number of posts I have to submit to /board
before being allowed to post this?

You guys make the Nazis look like the Liberal democrats under Neil Kinnock
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Another one für ze gas,
Herr Obergruppenfuhrer Riverghost
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# we like pictures
also thread jacks, not pushing some true art off of the page

*giggles, art, pfffft
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# True art you say?
Or reposts? Didnt quite catch you there sonny
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Sorry text doesn't count as a repost.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# sonny?
post a fuckin picture NOOB
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I think Ive fallen in love with your silver tongued charming ways
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# ok
i'll come to brum land, get ready
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hello newbie read the FAQ
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# it's pretty piss poor sometimes ain't it?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# This is why I don't understand the talkboard
Sure;y IRC was crated for this reason.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hmmmmmm
We need a weegie bash.

Edit: by which I mean, people need to meet up in Edinburgh and talk about people from the West coast and their terrible societal disorders.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Could someone translate the poster for me.
I'm old.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# they came on here
to wind people up, rather badly really

hello you, be you well?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Blimey.
Blast from the past.
Aye, not bad.... and thee?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Can't complain
I are still working, at subway, a job for a whole year.

I saw your group picture in some games mag a while back, you looked really happy.

Any good projects in the works?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Yeah.
*taps nose
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# mother never liked her anyway
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# What is this, a Mac advert?
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# the crates of wrath
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# haha
sup yo lyell
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i is cool blood,
hows yourself?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
#


this was meant to be a reply
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hm
you've decided on one very narrow theme for your b3ta experience. I like that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# hehehtitterhehehe
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well, that is me and my flatmate sorted for halloween
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Fuck I'm being eaten!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# mega skills
that's fantastic
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Me thinks
Star Wars is always going to be a popular thread!!! (Ewoks excepted)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# This
must become an instant meme.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha, nice!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Whatten le?~
Where does this come from? WHERE?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Same place as this...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah
*breathes*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# more?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Now you are just being silly!
(but I need to know if there are more - because I am gleeing myself here)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# just the one more...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I love you.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
*blushes*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# what a great thread!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far....
/Shake, rattle and Rhyl...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Yes
This.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Work was a bit manic today


So forgive me for opening Photoshop and feeling a bit violent. Those green blobs are ment to be laser blasts btw, not tried this effect before :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# fucking hell!
that's ace!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# You are forgiven
Really cool.....Better than Ewoks...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# do NOT diss the ewoks
don't make me get all Wicket on your ass.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Ewoks...
They should have made Predator & Aliens v's Ewoks...Ha ha lots of dead midgets in polyester teddy bear outfits!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hee
just imagine how lame an Alien hatched from an Ewok would be...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hunting Ewoks
with a vengeance
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Very nice
Have a wooyaynut
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# great stuff
i'll never get used to tags though
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I'm lovin' it.
clickity. :)

Time well wasted, I'd say.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# SNOT GUNS!
Woot~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my first post!

Probly why it's sheeeite.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# It is good
welcome new person etc.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Woo woo!
Just like KITT :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hello
nice work
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Huzzah!, and welcome aboard new fella!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Congrats!
And what the fuck is up with the Hoff's chin?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha he's melting
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
and have a woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# it's cool
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
#
Seems ok to me
welcome new person
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# dave?
/ac

welcome to the board
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# A thoroughly Woo first post!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Top notch
also I have that annual...that is all
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# good spot
I even covered up the word 'annual'.

More of a Terahawks and Thundercats person myself.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Bindun
But not quite as good as that!

Woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# cheerz everyone
Too kind! Had a similar idea for Airwolf as well...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# nescafe?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# No.. Mellow Birds,
Something Tony hasn't got ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# "Agh, Tony, I'm already blinded in one eye thanks to your cock japes!'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# arf

what a load of upper class tossers they look.

A pox on you all.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha Send this to Private Eye!
oh hang on, it won't work on paper

*clicks* instead
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# They could stick it in the corner of each page, and make a flick book.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Gosh
that's a splendid idea!

*phones Hislop*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# finished
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Dan Brown* has nothing on you!
*Or any other bestselling author. (Woo!)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# this is quite wonderful
what are the images from?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Google "high quality scans" or goto
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# quite a collection
cheers
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Rondo Hatton
with a hat on
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# wonderful!~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Woo!
Deliciously random yet thoughtfully twisted.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hoff
Hassle him.

I've finally finished another scribble!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# The animation is a great touch!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# That's grand
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hahahah
lovely
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# clicking
woo
yayas
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
i love your stuff
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# nice work
:D
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# It's wonderful, as always
dare I suggest Chris Walken next, or beg , even ;) ?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Mmm, I'm rattling away at some more already....
...but I'll add it to the list, he's a good face.
This time next year at my current pace!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *makes note in diary*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# clicky clicky
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# awesome!~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# CREKENG~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# *clicks*
Pure unadulterated* talent.

*clearly adulterated by b3tan paradigm
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# nice hoff work
I've missed this place
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Yes
woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha, Is that what I've won then ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Aye Boyo, and a ripe young ysgrifenyddes too
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The Eagle has Llandudno
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Bridge Over The River Severn
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Shutup Ewe
(starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Down in the Valleys...
...now shall I make some tasteless joke about Welshmen shagging sheep....? Nah too obvious...As I was once told by a Welshman (living happily outside of Wales) " We may shag them boyo but you lot eat them2...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# it's not as insulting
as it is boring :-P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^
welshies shag sheep and that's all there is to it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# don't knock it til you've tried it
that's all I'm saying. Don't be so narrow minded.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# would love this to make zoo next week
since they're giving it away as their star prize atm
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# goman?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# cute
kill it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# That reminds me
It's pig on 'Kill it, Cook it, Eat it.' tonight:)

Compelling viewing.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I thought it was lamb tonight?
Nah, pork tomorrow, sweety. (Never thought I'd say that!)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# You are right.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Usually, yes ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
# No I know you are wrong:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# About what exactly?!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# About being right all the time:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# they have missed the 'fuck it' from this show
not that i've heard of it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# BBC3
A restaurant attached to an abattoir. You see the animal go in, you want it killed and butchered and then the people that are there and have watched the whole thing eat it.

Personally if you can't watch the programme I think you shouldn't be eating the meat.

It is really interesting and compelling though.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# i'd watch
don't have a telly tho
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# You could visit an abbatoir instead
"A great 'slay' out for all the family"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:44, archived)
# gaaaah!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Let's go! 'Chop chop'!
'Meat' you there in bit! ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Naaa there's too much at steak
There could be a power vacuum here and I don't want to fillet so I'm on the hoof!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i dont blame you
that would be offal
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ah yes,
but whereabouts in the title are you placing your "fuck it"?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# imho
'eat it, fuck it, kill it, fuck it, eat it'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hmmm or....
fuck it, Kill it, fuck it, Cook it, fuck it, Eat it!
or fuck it, get a pizza!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# You're right.... fuck it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Ah secret Kiwi are ya?:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Its Billy the kid!
:D
woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha a classic!


woo to the billy goat too!

woo!~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Went to the British Museum on the weekend...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# arf!
this is brilliant!
*clciks*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# is there anything british in the british museum?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Yes, lots!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# the tour guide
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# There was a lovely French lady
who showed me a tiny Greek oil amphora and let me hold it if I didn't drop it :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# It's all stolen, or used to belong to us.
But then we lost the Empire and refuse to give it back.
We're doing about this at Uni at the moment. It's quite interesting, really.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# if we saved your arse in a war
i say finders keepers losers weepers
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I agree. I'm all for keeping it.
I think I might write 'finders keepers, losers weepers' in my essay!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# the greeks and the like would only have ruined it
or sold them to Getty, we look after them and send them a letter about their progress every 3 months
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Eh?
someone saved Caro's arse in a war?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# i tried
god dammit
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Not the bit I'd save, personally.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# with sexy results
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha, nice one!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# That is one fine hat
heh - she's got no nose :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hee!
did he get sexy tiem?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Of course!
She liked the fragrant flower line. Always works.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# good job she doesn't know what flower he's talking about ;o)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# gahar..
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I indeed walked past the british museum today
whilst walkingbetween victoria and kings cross without knowing the way, in an attempt to avoid rush hour tube traffic.
Nonetheless, this deserves an epic "woo"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# pt 2

see here for pt 1 www.b3ta.com/board/6942647
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
A supporter shouted out at a football match to a player: YOU HAVE A...SHIT HEAD!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Poor Dave!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# And lo, a new Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical is born...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# HAT!
HAT! HAT! HAT! HAT! *sings teletubbie song*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# It is shameful that I know exactly how this song goes.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# its a great song
ahh but do you know the dance moves?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# if I recall correctly
it ivolves patting yourself in the lower parts and lots of dry humping.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# well
yea
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# pt3
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# quick.... bum her til she bleeds!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# POP!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Was that the deathstar I ordered?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# *snarf!*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
#
!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That must be one large broad..
on the receiving end of the death star.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha
is crayzy.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# whoa
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Poor girl!
She'll be sensing a disturbance in her fanny
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# it is probably her last
bloke
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# and the kombi
they hired for the trek!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# kombi?
it is a bus you mad man!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# bus, kombi, we quibble
she has a snatch you could hide Bolivia in!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# pwoar
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# that's why darth vader always breathes through a filter!
Fish smell!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# needs more badly drawn animation ;)
woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# whadayagoinonabout?
everything i do is badly done!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# try adding a couple of eyes
and a little red splodge with arms moving erratically, works for me
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# im fuckin spuin,
i cant see your stuff at work!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# why is that?
is it the b3ta hosting?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Naaa no internet in Oz:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# when i posted from over there
i used to get abos to hand draw my posts for a bit of cyrstal meth
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# you got robbed,
they do usually do it for petrol soaked rag or half a pack of winny blues!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *makes thumb up gesture*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# yep - same with imageshack, flikr and the other one
the url is blocked as to be expected cause i work for a pack of ankles!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
this is ridiculous
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# thats no moon!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
wtf!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Oh my!
I don't even care what's going on here. I just want to roll around in the middle of it!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Sneaky bugger...


Story news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6423659.stm

And yes, I know about the size but I have 10meg broadband and scowl at board nazis. :p
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# someone already did it with the sham Poo Doctor.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Ah yes,
but this is different, see. This is about Wikipedia and not poo.





Oh... wait...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Firstly, sorry for the TJ. Secondly the new Zoo pages have just been uploaded into my profile
Star Image, nicked from TGA
BrianFTang has had stuff nicked
rolandeoderant too.



Those are the one I know but there are more b3ta ones there.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# *awaits the video ipod in the post*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I hope you have a good book with ya then
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# At least they left your tag in this one.
You should start submitting your own work to Poo magazine as well as posting to b3ta.

Pretty soon you'll be rolling in video iPods and toasters. :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I've had 2 star spam emails in the last 5 weeks, so I must be doing something right :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Can't be doing that well,
I haven't received any of your pics in my spam box. ;p
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# neither have I......
in fact, I receive loads of other B3tan's pics, but never known any of my own to get sent around :S
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I've told my friends not to send me funny pics
"If it's funny," I tell them, "I probably saw it on b3ta 3 months ago."
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I've been sent my own stuff before:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# No that gives them copyright
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Damn the law in all it's incarnations

*books flight to Sealand*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# AND a copy of Down In The Valley
whatever that is
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# If it's pr0n then I'll take it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# welsh porn by the sounds of it...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# anyof em tagged?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Yup
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# you're taking over the world
i demand you desist forthwith.

tell the truth it was you that submitted that, wasn't it?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# *looks around for video ipod, funky toaster and dvd recorders*....
Nope .

Let's be honest here, if I was going to take over the world - Blofeld style, I would think of a much better platform than the wank fodder of pre pubescent world of warcraft players...

(/realises by including the 'world of warcraft' reference I may have, in fact, alientated half the B3ta users...)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ok, but i'm watching you.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# *retracts secret missile silo back into volcano*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Is that a nice way of saying
You almost followed through?:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Silence infidel!
*feeds to the Pirahnas*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i hope
the lfc one isn't a b3tan entry as it's quite unamusing.
any chance of the big version being bigger? can't make out all of them (not that any of them are mine, you need talent to have your work stolen)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Now with much more biggiocity
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# cheers
sir
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# This is an outrage!
None of my stuff has been taken AGAIN!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# *steals the wheels off your bicycle*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I'll let you off with that
as it's your birthday

*cakes*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# *CAKES*
*mini sausage rolls* hurry theres not many left
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# None of mine either
I'm going to complain!:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# that makes a change though, doesn't it?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *checks profile*
*can see why*

;p

Although Mrs. Woodbine did a lol at the Boratz picture. She weed a little bit in her pants.

Thank you very much, I do the washing in this house. :(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Pffft
I'm not topical enough, obviously. I'm still trying to think of a funny whale joke
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I can't believe they are still doing this really
doesn't everybody know they just nick stuff they find elsewhere?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# let me find it for you...


This is printed on the page:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# So is an 'Email to friend' link on all front page images
i think the only solution is a "For non commercial use only" tag
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# they'd go out of business
within a week
DO IT
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Again look at the Creative Commons link in my profile
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# have they stopped nicking your stuff since you set that up?
your sig makes it clear enough :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I haven't had any used actually.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# technically though, THEY are the ones who 'took' the spam pics....
so they're all giving themselves a pat on the back...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# What are you suggesting here?!
That they would nick the images themselves?

But.

But that would be immoral!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# to be fair
if you were editing that page would you bother checking your e-mails or would you just sit on here all day?
this way they don't have to send out any prizes most of the time as they never get any reader e-mails!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# haha and they left the tag on
fuckwits!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Fucksake
Is there nothing can be done about this? I'm not good enough to have pics stolen but I feel for you poor talented bastards.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Well I asked the talented bastards
But on behalf of the talentless ones I happen to know we are trying.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Super! That cheeky chappie!
He really should get his own prank show!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I'd watch it.
He could be the new Jeremy Beadle, only with two equal sized hands.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Should a PhD give a person's opinions merit?
If EssJay's opinions can survive scrutiny at wikipedia for years, then either
1) People were looking at his PhD instead of what he said, which is something they should stop doing in all other cases too, even when confronted with real PhDs
or
2) This was as good a test of his wisdom as getting a PhD.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# depends what the doctorate is in
and what the markers comments on the thesis were really.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# woo :-)
also: that man has a VERY impressive face
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Some things are best left alone
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Haha
Always check your hat!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# HAT!!
HAT! HAT! HAT! HAT! *sings teletubbies song*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Earwigger.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# fo' shizzle!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# *BLING BLING*
Chavwig
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] One for comic-book nerds\aficionados.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Too easy.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
/comic nerd blog
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# spider man lived in the dark?
(p.s. i think happytoast already did this one - i think)
woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Then happytoast must die!
I want to be original, dammit.



but i'm not.


:(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Happy Birthday, person I never talk to!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# My pleasure!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# *offers mini sausage roll*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# *Offers Mini*.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *eats*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# enjoy being the same age as me
for the next 3 months
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Thank goodness
I'm not a comic book nerd! It has been proven!

Have a relieved woo :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# needs more spiderman?


/edit: I do get it, though
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Pa-wah-haha!
Is the noise I just made!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# no
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# no?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Now you're just pissing all over the memory of 9/11
Well done. It's time we moved on...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Er,
Where's me tablets?

EDIT: You're really not a comic book nerd, are you? ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Yay for cunthorse
the cuntiest of horses!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] do I win?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# you win this reply
sorry I just find this compo tiresome, nothing personal
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# it's fine
it was a satirical entry based on a literal interpretation of the challenge. I'm also finding this compo a bit rubbish.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Show us a world in which white people are black. Or brown. And vice versa.
/satirical reply
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)
# satyr in reply


p.s. I didn't draw this
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Clever
Have my compo entry in return

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ah ah ah
WOO!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Surely he's not black
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# *stares blankly at image*
RIS?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# here you go


all better
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# doesnt he look like a woman in that picture?
wicked witch of the south east of london (i think he lives there)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# he looks like
a scary fucking clown bastard. I'm probably not going to sleep tonight, and I have no one to blame but myself :(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# happy birthday.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:52, archived)
# this /\
do something funny now - said in lee evans style-e
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# happy birthday, get anything good?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Thank you!
This birthday i had 3 cards
one from my mum & dad, one from my sister, her b/f,dog and pidgeon and one from my mums friend who always sends cards...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Many Happy Returns!
and you were moping yesterday....... :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# im always moping
/lives in the middle of no-where blog
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# wish i was 26!
enjoy the rest of your birthday, its 7am here,
listen - pshhhhhttt.....
im having a nice cold beer just you!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# *drinks*
ta! - had planned on been steamin drunk but my parents are home - pfft and last time i was drunk when they where here i fell asleep in the toilet
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# He is so black
he is the night.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# he is so camp it hurts*
*other mens bottoms 
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# The Al Jolson of cooking.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# /\THIS/\
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# First post!
One month of lurkage and still you don't know better than posting the first hit (unmodified) from google images for Ainsley Harriott.
Well congratulations!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our FAQ...
...and while you're at it, pay some attention on the board so you can actually figure out what goes on here.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Do not be afraid


All tuesdays shall pass in time.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:30, archived)
# tasty!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# woo!
part of a project?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# No project
I just like doooooodling
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha I like his TShirt
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# is that the guy from 2 pints of crisps and a packet of lager?
mmmm jammie dodger!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# woo!
especially like the t-shirt :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 19:50, archived)

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