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# I drew my eye makeup, cos I was bored.

Site Much?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I raped an infected pigeon when I got bored, but whatever floats your boat I guess
sorry that wasn't an insult in any form or shape.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Erm...
Okay.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I really like that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# That's a bit EYE BROW
fir this place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# awesome
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I bought a spinach and cheese roll, cos I was hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Silly kitti,
eyelids is not space!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo
"You aren't going to the well with with that sack are you Windy?"
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# is it his ball sack ?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# NO! HIT THEM WITH LARGE MALLETS AND TUPPERWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] First entry for a while
arf, I said entry. Oh well, it's probably funnier than the image...

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# hoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# ho!
Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:56, archived)
# this deserves more comments than this!
repost it in the morning!

but make sure it is in an existing thread!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Penfold never told anyone...
but Dangermouse was really a nasty bully.



This? Oh it's just a little something I whipped up earlier... Two years earlier, actually.
(Pseudonym, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# But where's the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# You sound like my ex-girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# crikey !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# lesbians are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# no they're not they just have complicated hair
and with that i shall leave you,

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# night night !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# good night
you
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# woo to that!
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I think Penfold is on drugs


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# BASH HIS FUCKING BRAINS IN
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# STAB HIM WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Oh lord,
their teeth are worse than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# If they just sat there, going *squik* occasionally,
they'd make perfect pets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# *squik*


*squik*
*squik*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# BRAAAAIIIIINS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I never did like flumps
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# the one at the back
looks how I feel after a long day doing helpdesk...
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# funny name for a boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# *arfs*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Very very nice vectors
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# yays,
teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# ahahh
a new meme! Aceness!

What are they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I don't really have a name for them.
I've been saving them as "wedges" because that's the shape I started out with and that's what I named the base file. That's probably not what they should be called though.
I think there's something very 70's about them, so perhaps their name should reflect that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# your name always makes me think of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy_Pew
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Everyone loves my name
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)
# wow
sentient teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Teeth with teeth?
That's really disturbing to me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# this is a departure from (or addition to?) your usual style
WOO I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Thanks.
So I have a style? Haha
Seriously, I have about 6 or 7 basic techniques that I tend to go back to, I just haven't done anything in this style for a while.
It's related (at least in my mind) to this sort of thing:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# this reminds me of...
bity of brackenwood I think it is called. Have you seen those flash stories?
(MajorDisco has stopped lurking for the time being, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Teefs LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Teefs LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Ace looking things!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:13, archived)
# teethy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] For mongy
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# yay
youll upset finnbar though
THE BIG NOBBER
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I can hear her voice saying that.
"Can you spell chlamydia?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I'd recommend losing that bracelet before continuing any further
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Just how deep is she going?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# How deep is the ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# How deep is your love?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# my glove?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# having seen a few
right up!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# let's wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# down to the bottom of the garden...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Ooooh euphamismy



maybe that should be euphamimsy
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# works quite well considering i was going for the The Poddington Peas theme song
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
# yeah!
cerviiiiiix
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# hahahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# .
/
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# That will haunt my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:18, archived)
# You call that trolling?
drop and give me 20!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# you call that defloculating the soup of the surreal?
Hm...so that's what it's called...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I usually go for Potato and Leek
drizzled with shards from the Twin Peaks boxset
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# but I only have a fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *grumble*
I suppose it'll do...for now...

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# waupwaup!
that is fantastical!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Very nice!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
Though his woo phase is very creepy
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# wickedcool!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Lovely!
How was it created?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Wacom tablet
Photoshop
Beer

Also lots of drawing of the lines
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Hmm, might buy me one of those tablet things
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for comp.


(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Hail Hitgu!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:18, archived)
# It's Pingler you thick git!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# fucking northerners
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# She seams vicious...


But who cares, eh?
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Good to see you spent all 33k of that image
on squeezing the most amount of detail possible.

I can't even tell what's happening there. It's a woman eating something?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# You're a barrel of laughs today
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:18, archived)
# IT'S ANGRY NIGHT
NO FUN ALLOWED
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# EVERY TIME I REFRESH THE PAGE MY BLOOD PRESSURE GOES UP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
# YOU CLEARLY NEED MORE SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# yeah, the optimization of it got all messed up
*sigh* for some reason, that happens to me from time to time, normally I can make a gif like, 10 k...
but then for no reason (!?) it is like this, I wonder if the b3ta hosting has somethign to do with it?

*checks* Nah.. it's all me...

It's panelope cruz eating a kitten...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# That's a kitten?
I thought it was a used tampon
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# It's quite plainly a kitten.
 
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# heh
thanks!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Won't someone think of the kittens?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# lol
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# SKIN THERA P TM MEDICAL COSMETIC SPA WILLIAM J. GREENBERG MD MEDICAL DIRECTOR

really. www.skintherap.com/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Christing fuckwanks
I thought you were Dr. Dyslexia for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# he is on the second page if you google image search for
"pictue"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I did too!
I was scrolling down to type 'Ah well, in comes the nightshift, I'm off'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# speed freak?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# This is a post.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
that's the spirit :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# THIS MAN HAS THE SKILLS TO LOWER MY BILLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# fishy fishy
*FISSHH*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# and it went
whereever I
would goooh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Actually it's PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG
in A.S.L..

and it went, wherever I, did go.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# 33/m/anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# techno techno techno techno techno techno
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# champignon champignon
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# where have i seen
that before?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
#
 
glassco.cx/search?q=pigsign.gif&board=main&order=i
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i didn't mean on the board
i meant in real life, on the telly or in a movie or something
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Well, how the fuck should I know.
 
The photos were from some sign language web site.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# LOWER MY BILLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT MULTIPLE DUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# NO. I AM A MAN WITH PINKIES THAT COULD KILL A PLANET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# hahahahaha best reply EVAR
and with that I'm off to bed, night y'all!

/getting up at 6 blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# He looks like the man in the pub who was saying stuff at me
and I didn't understand. I know he was talking about something like car parks but that was about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# The man in the pub is great for things like this.
The one I was speaking to last night was mumbling a bit, but at one point he was saying "I said peter, I said peter, I said peter, I said peter, I said peter".

Every time he told me that he said peter, he pointed to another finger on his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# sCat
scoo bap a deely doo dah dah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I had bigger plans, but I liked this so much I decided to go no further
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# "Mr Greenberg, did you just eat a shit?"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# FUCKING LOL
goood stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I fear that with this compo we may never reach
the proper quota of dick pictures that're totally devoid of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# pffft
it makes me laugh you taking a moral high ground when you post so much asian porn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
you get heaps of them here, it's all the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# it's true
i've been on the lookout for good source images and how to "naughtify" them and all i keep coming up with are places to put cocks.

b3ta's affect on my psyche? or maybe just a lack of creativity on my part... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# the can of crab makes it
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# This is without doubt the best look of surprise
I have ever seen, EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Red Cockham's Treasure?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# he's got
crabs
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# oh my god!
it's a can of crabs
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# haahahaha!
flipping braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Billions of blistering blue barnacles!
 
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# The truth from behind the scenes at Fame Academy

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# hahaHAHA what a way to end my day

g'night you crazy kids
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# pffffft
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# you don't want to see the rest of the blog I found this on!
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# no, no you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Straptastic!
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
ewwww....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# You still would.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# true.
I wouldn't tongue her after seeing that though :P
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha, oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i did not need to see that.
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# You love it!
and so do your gay internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# you are so
not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Good Heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# :D
Park loves it - the slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
topp braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Thanks Duke
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# by popular* demand

*some anyway
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Would^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# floella benjamin?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6954476
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:57, archived)
# 3rd & final comp entry
Should really give it a break
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# hahahah
very nice shop.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Fwaptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] What fevered dreams!!
I think he may need new batteries.

(strontium190, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)
# i think this deserves a reply
at least :-)
(horrid, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# it's late and slowish so,
have my first illustrator vector


Click for bigger (119KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I like this
but her face is a bit plain
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# that's because
she had a kinda not that nice face
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah
mnuuuur
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# that's pretty close
see her face here
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)
# hmmm
nice personality
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha,
i would say yours is more attractive
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# her time of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# me too
sort of like this

but the blood thing (deliberate or not) is... well... eugh
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# very nice
tell her to use tampons for swimming
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# You painted outside the lines a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:48, archived)
# that's something
i'm gonna have to work on
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)
# She's got red on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I think it's broken, can I get a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# something what I drewed
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Nude Dora or GTFO!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# just pretend the hair is black
and that there are tits
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# with nipples the size of tater tots
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# welll
see up
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# what big eyes
you have
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun ?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# yes
But have a woo regardless
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# damn the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Nude Dora or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# My god!
I still have a figure of bucky somewhere
(singlemarmot Sir Adrian the Pertinatious of Heffton St.Mallet, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# why yes
still, congrats on the lack of CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# pfft... simple but effective.
question:
which came first; bucky o'hare or jazz jackrabbit? both being rabbity cartoon characters of the glowing green persuasion.
(qdamik, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Bucky apparantly
by a much bigger margin than I expected.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_O_Hare
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit_
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I was just wondering that too.
Cheers jme ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] *whips it out for compo*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# crikey!
er

nicely done I think
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# i love that so much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# LOLLED
ace
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I bet that doesnt take batteries
Eeeech.
(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Best. CDC. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# pea
but good pea
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# A B3ta Classic!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# how does one praise a hi cockalorum!
Tries:
Haroo and Hurrah
Haroo and Hurah

I salute you Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:50, archived)
# hahah
needs more running away :P
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Cries
Tears of joy at this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] dora the whora
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Seen it a thousand times...
but it still makes me laugh my tits off
(singlemarmot Sir Adrian the Pertinatious of Heffton St.Mallet, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# show me them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# pea roast?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# no, i've done a few
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# ahh
thought I recognised it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# all changed
abit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# new cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# it was on her
now it is getting shoved up her tre-pubesent snatch by boots the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I would
but I left my camera at work, I was taking pictures of the big pink elephant we got delivered
(singlemarmot Sir Adrian the Pertinatious of Heffton St.Mallet, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# wtfayboa?
nude dora or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# hurrah!
how many is that now? I saw the first two and this one
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# there is one with a cock
and a pole dancer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# nice bit of penetration there,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# as i'm abstaining for a year
this is the closest i'll get in 2007 to sex
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# why'd you want to do a thing like that ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# It helps prevent child rape.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# they are not children
they are more like sex toys, once they are knackerd you disspose of them at a landfill site
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# long story
and this is not a message board for the emotinally week :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# well good luck with it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# so far so good
*waves shitty stick about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
done to death and not funny first time (well, maybe the first)

"nipples like bullets"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# really?
well i value your opinion so much i'll stop doing stuff you don't like, any other critics of my other stuff you don't like, just let me know eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# oh no
someone didn't like your picture!

diddums!

/difference of opinion blog


(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
# i could not give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# then
why post attempted insult?
At least mictoboy is fair in his abuse...

edit : not really fair to drag someone else in
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# it is sarcasm
you meen nothing to me, that is the joke
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)
# *chortle*
But you are my world. What shall I do now?

/noose

//my noose you emo cunt fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# are you a mental?
you've been signed up to b3ta for a while now, still not getting it? why not sit back relax or even make some pictures
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha!
I can't believe you have been here this long and given this much abuse with such a reputation without knowing how to take it!

/chill (a word I swore I'd never use)

edit: pictures - see profile duh
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# but i don't care
it is pixels, that is all, if i engage in banter it is for my own fun nobody elses
edit/ profile? hahaha 11!!!!111eleven11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Jees..
You are that rare creature that believes that you can win an argument on the internet...good luck.
I hate to ignore regulars but you win...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha, if you ignore me i win
SKILLZORS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# *Wades in
*does really distracting sexeh dance to make everyone shush
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hyyyypppnoootiissatiiionnn vikkkinnng
*gets distracted*

love the sexeh viking
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# *joins in*
*plays amusing tune on the bassoon whilst eating a ukulele*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# and so
the world is cured of all anger and evereh one can go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe
bad chevron
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)

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