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# It's the only possible explanation

Next week, the shocking truth behind Bergerac
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)
# hahahahaha *clicks*
I love that. And I also quite like Time Team.

/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I love the setup of Time Team
and the comedy characters, but it bores me rigid when I try and watch it.
I want them to find a dinosaur, or maybe an unknown and buried civilisation in Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# i love it
but i can't watch it cos my wife takes the piss throughout
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Congrats on the truly dreadful FP
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Seamy to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
ta! (i didn't even know)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahaha

that tree hasn't aged a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# it's got taller, you just can't see how much so
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hehe
good call
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I reckon it's the original tree's
Great grandson.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
can't wait till next week, do bergerac tomorrow.

'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Now that I would watch!
'NING ALL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# 'ning ives
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# 'ello wheezers
all set for today?
I raided my piggy bank and got £6!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# awesome!
Yea, although its looking quite likely to piss it down at some point
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# it's only rain!!
there's no soap in it, i checked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hehe :D
That's ace! I watched one where the weird-farmer-esque guy was like "Screw the technology, I THINK there's something down this river..." - Few minutes later, he finds something!

YOOS TELLS THA' TROOTHS!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# he's great
I love it when he's practicing the lost art of hitting a flint with another flint to make it a different shape.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i don't need no geo fizz i got a bloody map.
/and the council only knocked it down 40 years ago because it didn't have planning permission.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# "I know all the Roman ruins are over there
but what if we walked over here and looked under, oh say, this here rock? Oh my gosh! Look at that! A human skeleton which must be Roman and not that annoying intern from last seasons show"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Haha
My favourite is when they find wood... they go CRAZY!

They even have a special wood lady sometimes!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# and the call goes out...
WE'VE GOT WOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Haha Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# WOOD?
*posts hot asian ladies*
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# no
/tired of massive animated woos that are almost NSFW blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Aww....
*Puts them back in their box*
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Every episode I've seen they've only found walls and strategically placed rocks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Damn...
Maybe I've watched too many? Although all this speak of it makes me want to watch more!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# That's evidence of a vitally important Iron Age settlement
It was obviously the Kitchen due to the huge Deposits of Royal Doulton Iron Age pottery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Haha
"It is highly likely that this very wall held back the romans and saved the british!"
*gestures to 1ft high pile of rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# ...and here we see were Emporer Claudius IX gave
Octavio the approval to build a villa in the middle of a field just outside Cheltenham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# People may or may not have actually sat on this rock!
over a hundered years ago!
*gestures*
*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# gosh!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *starts enthusiastically scraping at a patch of slightly different coloured earth*
"look! It's a ditch"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# and here's a sketch vicor did of what that stone would have looked like
as part of the vast metropolis that once stood here. it had dogs and chickens and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# They are rather fine though
I wish I could visualise Stone Age Chickens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# they just had bigger foreheads!
get JJ to draw some!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# JJ's jurassic chickens would
Have boobs and lesbian tendancies
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha nice
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# heya db
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# hey kweez
I trust the morning is treating you as wonderfully as it is me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# yea, I'm not on fire yet
which I consider to be a good sign
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Haha!
That's what I say to people when they ask how I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# haha Yea I normally find my day couldn't get worse
when it reaches the point when I suddenly combust.

'ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning
Nearly Wednesday, so by extension nearly Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# silly silly silly
woo *clicks
(pdjpdj, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning mate.
I knew are archeologist once. Aparantly Time Team is a dirty word for them as they rush everything and spoil it all for future digs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Surely once it has been dug up
There's no point in doing it again?

Archeologist should unite and dig a huge hole to see how deep they can go!
(irMrk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# crikey
"I think we may just have discovered coal!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I've seen that arguement
Its a real split opinion, Time Team is great because it gets people interested, helps draw attention to sites and does find some stuff. But it also is comedy archaeology and as you say rushes things badly only to cover them up again at the end quite often.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# because the landowners want to graze sheep on it or build a temple
to the great god Aldi or something
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# You ever see that one when they exposed a land owner as a fraud?
They even found a bronze age sword, but the idiot had put it on top of some barbed wire.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Brilltastic
and woo to stasis trees!

I love the Time Team and I Just Don't Care!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# It got taller and fatter
like most trees over time.

You just can't see how tall
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# marvellous stuff
(ivor_the_engine, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# that's high praise from a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# if I could click that I would.
EDIT: Oh fuck it, I'll ignore you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking fantastic

they could make Time Team - The Movie

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# morning Swaz
we got extra sign-ups!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hurrah!
I will go and have a look.

I have been down at Twickenham this weekend, so haven;t checked anything since Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahahah
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'd be more interested in the 2000 year old tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# It's just taller you fool
and quite possibly petrified
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Petrified forests are very interesting too
I believe there are only 3 in Europe or perhaps even the world!

edit/ wiki tells me there are only two major petrified forests in the world, and I've been to both!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!
Braw! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
that is utterly hatstand!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Haha! Yay!!!
Can we have a shocking truth behind Poirot too??
(Vega31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# woo
This belongs on the frontpage
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
almost lolled up my branflakes there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# my dad's an archaeologist
He has a beard and wears bad jumpers.


they're an easily recognisable species.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# time team is my favourite programme
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Quality stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY!!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# *chomp*
I love the expression. Nicely done

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# yeah, this is good
ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Doggy! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
How sad is this. I've got shit loads to do but had no intention of doing it without popping on to day ningles to everyone!

'ninggles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Thats alright, I do exactly the same thing
Except I normally come on just to ning and then I forget to leave =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)
# That tend to be my problem too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# that seems familiar!
Niiiiiiingles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# nicely done.
morning, you, you and you,

and of course you too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)
# 'lo queen
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Ace biscuits in light houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Il ike this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# bonjour!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'Allo monsuier veeeesel!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# This is very well done
Have a "click"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ello freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'ello
I'm up there in that there fantastic Time Team thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I know, but when you're on a ning roll
you can't really stop mid thread
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# hehehhe
well she did have a vibrator in her car :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:18, archived)
# did she?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)
# i was watching this program a while ago
and the commented on it - it was actually one of those loop massage things - but she pulled the lever to the vibrator option :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)
# IIIIIIIiiiii'llllll get you Penelope Pitstop, if iiiiittttt's the last thing I doooooooooooooooooo!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:10, archived)
# No no no no no!


Noice though. :)
(Vega31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Oh mama mia mama mia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)
# hahahahaahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Oh dear God that's worse than the face sucker.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Where's Mickey?!! RHAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:00, archived)
# she looks like she's about ready to kick the shit out of someones car

:D

odd, I c&p'd that, but it's bigger, there's freaky voodoo science going on man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:01, archived)
# bouncy bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:19, archived)
# he must have bought himself a bouncy britney ride
and he's having the time of his life!

haha! see, even murdering sociopathic bastard scum with the blood of hundreds of thousands on their hands like to have fun

yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:21, archived)
# can we be 100% sure
that he's not mr. goatse himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:22, archived)
# we can never be truly sure of anything
in this world of secret double bluffs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:23, archived)
# this planet of
slimey paranoid conspiracies
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:24, archived)
# yeah, as conspiracies are in secret
lol, he's a joker! he does it in the open :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:25, archived)
# i bet he loves
to sniff his own farts
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:26, archived)
# while he's selling them
to terrists

and then he says "the terrists have farts! we must kills them!"

and then nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrr BANG

terrists get blowed up, but they don't really as they were missed and they blow up a baby milk factory and then the lovers of baby milk swear revenge and then they go to war and they need weapons so they buy some of rumsfeld and then they go round killin

and then he declares war on baby milk terrists

and er.. I think they call it business
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:33, archived)
# they actually do
stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/ethel/rumsfeld-saddam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:36, archived)
# yup
lots of chemical weapons supplied by the us and uk

of course we don't talk about that, as people have no attention span
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)
# Ooooh!
A pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:19, archived)
# he's lovin it
the slag!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sick minds think alike. I thought of something like this with Rumsy.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:21, archived)
# I just saw the rummy picture below
and the britney one above and like *ding*

I had to do it before someone else did it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Stop that now, it's silly!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:02, archived)
# PILLZ!
wOOOt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:04, archived)
# that's very precise
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Yes!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:07, archived)
# *sings*
M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E!
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Headbutted him and stole his car!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:16, archived)
# *spacks*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:28, archived)
# HULK SMASH RARG
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:28, archived)
# touch it!
touch teh ham!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:17, archived)
# hahaha
top-tip: if you save it as a png you can get fanzy shadows (and terribly large files)
edit: my eyes can see a naughty doctor fingering a pregnant lady
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:19, archived)
# pigsperm for all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:25, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:30, archived)
# here, i saved you some.
*flings*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:31, archived)
# you can do better
imdb.com/title/tt0068473/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:33, archived)
# bah.
better porn here.

edit: the time! off to bed. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:36, archived)
# seahorses, maan
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:39, archived)
# aquatic filth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:42, archived)
# that's the very right word
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:46, archived)
# indeed
DIRTY FUCKING SOGGY SEA PISSING HORSE SEX FILTH!

*watches*

it's so offensive! I'm banning it!

*continues watching*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# oh yeah!
Touch it, oh yeah baby!
Let's touch ham!

now I crave ham :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:19, archived)
# give in to the ham
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:51, archived)
# alas
I long since gave in to this particular ham

I think I ate it about 2 years ago

it was nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:27, archived)
# *vomits with glee!*
this has got to be the bestest ham touchery EVAR!

sorries Foof
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Anything with Steph in
makes it good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
#
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:34, archived)
# *touches*


goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Good moaning hamtouchers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:37, archived)
# This to me really says it all
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
you ams a silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
Lully :)

sorry for the rp, but if I don't do it every couple of months I get the shakes :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:47, archived)
# shake the ham
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:49, archived)
# well, I hadn't seen it

this was the very first hamtoucher image to ever grace the board
it's worth a lot of b3ta dollars
I want you to have it after I'm gone
take care of flipper for me
and please put your hand on my thigh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:59, archived)
# *refuses the rest... but gropes thigh*

*pulls hand away in disgust & searches for nearest infectious disease ward - in vain*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Hamtoucher Classic
It's positively retro now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:35, archived)
# hamtouchery
(HellzTeeth, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)
# ...


CFB
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:07, archived)
# the flowers of geometry are pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:27, archived)
# Hmmm... desktopped!
Perfect for my Evil computer.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Neil Sedaka!


I really should sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Hah
Funny. Woo.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:09, archived)
# it's like all his facelifts went past expiry and snapped back into place all at once.
ok, not all, but you get what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:28, archived)
# *glee*

now with added WORKING WALLPAPER!*


*warning, may contain lens flare!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:21, archived)
# =D
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:25, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:29, archived)
# woo and yay
I saw nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:34, archived)
# fixeded!
^_- you saw nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:38, archived)
# Neato!
That's fucking awesome vectoring.
(thanateros Does Not Play Well With Others, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Excellent work
 
..although Lon Chaney was the only Phantom worth a damn.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:37, archived)
# what about
the F-4 Phantom II ?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:44, archived)
# or the funky phantom?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:11, archived)
# ewww
Hanna-Barbera
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:16, archived)
# shite wasn't it
aggressively camp ghost that one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:20, archived)
# while the kids in vietnam had B52
and tinyurl.com/ywx5e4
we had A38
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:22, archived)
# heretic!
have you forgotten paul williams?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Noice!
You seem to on quite the role these last few days.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:54, archived)
# yeh...
not quite sure what happened...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:58, archived)
# I'm bored

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:06, archived)
# eep!
is the elongated middle finger so everyone notices when he gives the bird?
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:08, archived)
# No, it's for getting the flesh out of coconuts, and tasty termites out of rotten logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:11, archived)
# Aye Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:13, archived)
# Best of all the primates.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:20, archived)
# i am getting the hang of this
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cube
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Huzzah!
 
I haven't had much time to put into wiki editing lately, not even the b3ta one!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:39, archived)
# i started off slow but i'm starting to get hooked
i really should be in bed, too. goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:01, archived)
# and his beady little eyes
are for looking in those logs for the termites
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:14, archived)
# I hope by putting a transparency around him
you mean to imply that he should be shot into empty space.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Waste of resources!
Nuremberg II:Death by Goat Buggering (in 3D)
ps: Don't forget your glow-sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:22, archived)
# NSFW
it's a picture of a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:21, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Been too busy to make something decent
so have this shite
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Hah, woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Paxman?
He has been adjusted to my liking.
Have a Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Arf!
It's Jeremy Kyle, epitome of shite daytime talk shows aimed at boring the unemployed back into work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:35, archived)
# kiwf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:11, archived)
# tnf!
'ning!

and soon, g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:32, archived)
# must be dead by now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Pffft!
Is that Rob reaching out of the whirlpool thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:20, archived)
# hahah i see it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:23, archived)
# trying to save us from evil...lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# I shall reply with
this....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Pffft!
"Hold it higher Timmy (not sure how to strike through here - server takes the strike tag away), let everyone see how large it is."
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# It is TIMMY you knob,
geez,
doesn't anyone know their paedo victims when they see 'em any more!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Haha, oops
Timmy!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:40, archived)
# Thats better!
*passes lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)
# PHWARRRR!
Timmy's hawt
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:12, archived)
# john mccririck?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Hah
Nice one.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# RAWR.

i hate having to optimise things...

they never look as nice.
howzit, b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:43, archived)
# *Applause*
Excellent work :)
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:45, archived)
# is there
a colour by numbers book for the tatto?
nice work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:47, archived)
# i was just happy to find
a picture of a tat about knitting...

made me glee in geekiness...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Haha
Almost as fun as crocheting one's own lingerie.

*of course wouldnt know about such things*
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I love this.
Speaking of knitting, I've learned how! I got bigger needles and it was much easier. I'm still really bad at it, though.

*goes back to lurking*
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Yays!
you! unlurk this instant!

what are you making?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:27, archived)
# *unlurks*
EDIT EDIT EDIT

-------------------
Removed to keep from ruining suprises. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:31, archived)
# I know what it iiiiii-is!
 

*feels special*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:51, archived)
# :(
awwwwwwwww... i missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:59, archived)
# GAZ IM ME.
I'll gaz you with all of teh secret coedz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:16, archived)
# *feels marginally less special*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:36, archived)
# i got bigger needles too.
what's this knitting stuff you're on about?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 6:35, archived)
# Woo
Very nice, very nice.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:46, archived)
# that tattoo makes me think that maybe, just maybe
jesus was a kitten.

Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:47, archived)
# thats
all of the great things
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:47, archived)
# the picture is all right but
i'd prefer her number



woo! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:50, archived)
# that's a grand idea, but
i'd prefer her on my lap.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:52, archived)
# the picture is awesome and all
but I think I'd prefer her in my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:02, archived)
# yeah, it's a good picture but
but i think i'd prefer to be in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:08, archived)
# oh
you can come too
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:19, archived)
# now it's a simple matter of knocking you out, and having my way with her
on your bed.


i probably shouldn't say these things out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:22, archived)
# careful now
/aproches from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Woo!
edit saw yours: A new one
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Very nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:10, archived)
# lully....
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:13, archived)
# I'd fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:24, archived)
# pffft
tact!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:27, archived)
# You forgot tic & toe,
we all could have had so much fun:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "Its either me or the mouse!"...

...were Yofy's final words before they pulled the plug on fingerbobs.Apparently he couldn't stand the humiliation of having to perform fingermous's conjugal rights with Mrs Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Oh superb.
I congratulate your butchery of this fetid rodent.
Fingering disturbed my happy childhood.


b3ta got it in for mices tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Woo
Or was it that Mr. and Mrs. Mouse were involved in some unmentionable involvement with eight other friends with another finger-like member?

Edit: not worth its own thread: kitteh spittin' action ... with added phlegm:



Hit refresh on your browser if you don't see the phlegm ... and would like to.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:36, archived)
# I think
You mean scampi and all his girlfriends ;)

what a dirty bunch they were. I think the Yof got off on that one
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Fishy astbards...batter & fry...batter & fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:40, archived)
# hahahaha i love the look on the dog's face
well done
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Thank you sah!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Oh, man.
 
that's perfect!

Woo, yay, and houplah, even!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:38, archived)
# That's great, but you're still a bastard
I only just managed to get Candylion out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:40, archived)
# That's what happens kids when you do too much acid.
Next time we'll make a bong.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:44, archived)
# He always looked
a homeless guy on tv to me when I where a nipper.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Arf!
It got what it deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Huzzah!
Feckin' ACE!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Picnic Tiem

cffo

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:17, archived)
# that pillow looks like a
giant fist to me
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I saw
a chefs hat.
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:41, archived)
# most excellent.
best one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:18, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:20, archived)
# cant sleep at night anyway
this will prevent sleep further
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:23, archived)
# And don't use lube!!!
W/Y
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# hahahahahaaa
Funs!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# ahhhaaaaaaahhhahah!
 
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# brilliant!
ever think of making childrens books :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:03, archived)
# ; )
 
www.b3ta.com/board/6949353
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 4:20, archived)
# HUGGY HUGGY!
Go away Mister hives, I'm too big for bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 5:13, archived)
# The hit new TV show from ITV
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:03, archived)
# ooooooooo....claps
Applause!!!!
clicks
Shoulda posted this in daylight, It will not get the attention it deserves on the nightshift.

cant help thinking how cool it would be if the mices were in slices as the blade dices.
MOre Blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:04, archived)
# hehe
i like the slower pace of the nightshift though, it would be a shame if everyone saved things to whoooosh by in the day :)
and you're a big meanie! i was already feeling guilty for cruelty to the mice
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:23, archived)
# It has been noted by other tans that my humour is often base and cruel.
Life!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:25, archived)
# The night shift is the best.
 
I can leave my shitty pictures on the main board for HOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I just simply dont recognise most people
on the day shift anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:35, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:36, archived)
# and night shift = vampire funtime.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:38, archived)
# *flashes pale, shapely neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:08, archived)
# haw!
poor meeses :-(

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:11, archived)
# poor mice!
reminds me: tomorrow, kill a celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:15, archived)
# YAY!
In other news, there's one of the worst shows i've ever seen on TV currently on BBC 1.

They've turned attempting to find long lost relatives into a fucking game show. It's fucking dreadful television, someone at the BBC deserves to be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:17, archived)
# the one that recaps so often it ends up recapping
on its own recaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:20, archived)
# thankfully bbc3,4, sometimes 2 rescue the braindead offerings of 1
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Top Gear just finished on 1, it was the one with Hammonds crash in it
and i'm too lazy to get up and find the remote
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:22, archived)
# bin waiting for a chance to pea this Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:26, archived)
# oh my
that does look bad
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:24, archived)
# "here's 3 people, pick which one you think is your relative"
over the course of several "rounds", thus allowing the person to emphasise and feel some kind of bond with one of these people, with the potential of them at the end saying "hahaha, you were wrong, it's the one you thought looked like a rapist!", but maybe not quite in those words.

It's also amazingly convient how every single time they manage to find three potential relatives, which fits their show format perfectly.

God, this makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Show aimed at the over 80's me thinks.
Pretty soon that kinda age group will be the only people watching terestrial tv.
I & most of my mates download 99.9% of all our tv at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:39, archived)
# tis
a cruel and woo thing you done there
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

http://www.citv.co.uk/
(1.618..., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:30, archived)
# *larf*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:36, archived)
# i haven't seen 95% of the shows being used in this compo.
i'm sure your image is great, but i have no idea what it is.

please forgive my ignorance.

edit: that site... everything moves....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:50, archived)
# hah!
nice edit... that web site is quite scary though
/obviously too old
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:06, archived)
# boy dances with pants down.
affraid to look.
peado police are knocking at your door!
have a WOO and a Boofwap NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/c61877337bd7c8bb7536/emilyboofwap.gif
NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# FUZZBUCKET!
 
*tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:30, archived)
# yello
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# YEAH!
 
www.yello.ch/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:36, archived)
# mmmm, tasty like heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:41, archived)
# pfffft!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# It took me
bloody ages to realise she had four arms
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# it was taking me ages to put them there

so I sacked it and spacked it
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# couldnt help myself
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:01, archived)
# nicely done
g'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:04, archived)
# you have delicate hands.
gah! i didn't see the arms thing until it was pointed out. good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Thought the shirt said tits for a sec'
nearly got the tissues out

edit ^does now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:42, archived)
# <blink>Ace!</blink>
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)

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