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# TEXT POST IS TEXTY
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# AND SEXTY
I hate you too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# aww cheers geoff
you have a good paddy's day?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Bangin mate.
Watched all the rugby in the pub & laughed at the Englishers.
And now I'm at w*rk FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Beat me to it,
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Boobies

(.)(.)

My Man Boobies are ok!
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hello /b/rother
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# omg u n00b
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Um.
I think I'm on the wrong board.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hurrah
how is everyone this morning? my hangover is clearing nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I poo poo your text thread! Ha and have at you etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# fuck off you mong :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Website to buy pubic hair :-s & my first post :-)
Ok, so my first post, I thought I would share with you this;

www.milliondollarpubes.com

lol - made me laugh...I wonder how much mine would get?...prob not much!

...can just see the b3ta logo on the crotch though ;-)

(straight_to_hull, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# thats what /links is for
quick delete it before you get raped


*possibly too late*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ^This
You'd think someone who'd been a member that long would know better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# indeed but some people never learn
they have to wait until everyone hates them to get the message maybe this guy will understand one day
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# GTFO
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# but seriously
why do people care?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# some do and some dont
im not bothered but i know that othewrs can be utter cunts about it
hence i was trying to help this lurker
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# am I too late to join the lynch mob?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I thought I was going to get dry raped for accidentally posting
this earlier.
But Allah, jeebus, budah, ghandi must have been looking over me when I did it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# i noticed that
but was too monged to type
you didnt get dry raped but i thought you got fingered
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# in my urethera!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ooh
not nice
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
#
No it isnt.
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# jesus
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Welcome
alas this to the links board!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Not on links yet,
you are lucky its a bit slow today.

And thats the shittest lurkage I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# posting links on the main board is fine
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# But if someone does post a message,
without a witty pic. They get flamed.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# what the hell is powering the board this morning?
answers on a postcard please
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Bumfish.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Doh and double doh
Sorry guys, thanks for the nice welcome - hmmm.

I'll move this to the links board then I think!
(straight_to_hull, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# One postcard:
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo
but nice postcard answer work!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Two and a half years of not posting...
...and you made such a massive mistake.

This does not bode well.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
with huge dangly bollocks.

Although, its now on /links, so hes learning, very slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# protip: there is more to life
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Than what?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Text on a photo


Is everyone nursing a hangover, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'm fine
making a really stupid cd for pass the parcel at a friend's birthday party tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Is for an adult group only?
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# yes
so far
1) Down with the Sickness - Richard Cheese
2) Nitro - Dick Dale
3) Bohemian Rhapsody - Bad News
4) Benny and the Jets- Beastie Boys
5) Eaten - Bloodbath
6) Flintshire Motors - The Deals are Unreal
7) Japan in a Dishpan - Captain Beefheart
8) Hungry Hungry Hippos - Anal Cunt
9) BBC Ski Sunday Theme
10) Jingle Bells - Korn
11) On Owdham Edge, the Grass is Green - The Oldham Tinkers
12) My Favourite Buildings - Robin Hitchcock
13) 99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd - Half man half biscuit
14) Gold - Ten Masked Men
15) I love Horses
16) Pot head pixies - Gong
17) Tracktorsko Solo, Bam! 3 Mustaphas 3 play Stereolocalmusik - 3 Mustaphas 3
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# suggestions gladly accepted
got room for another 20 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# either
Carcass - Exhume to Consume or
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots are Made for Walking
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I was actually considering a carcass track
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Anything
by Mortiis

that funny little troll man,
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Never Met a Nice South African - Spitting Image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# haha
I wonder where I can get that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# No,
I am wet nursing a wild boar piglet at the moment.
It actually tickles quite a bit between the bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Nah...

I'm still drunk :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah, I know it's a day late...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Evening Sir Pij!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Not bad mate,
Kind of regretting putting an Alf post down thereV. But meh, fuck it!

Hows yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in line with the current mood
im feeling rather Alfy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You want a little boy to give you a hand job under a coffe table?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that, and
shouting Willy every three minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
you kill me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pure brilliance.
I love pelicans. They come up to me in the back yard and grunt at me sometimes. I learnt that if you grunt at them while they are around they actually come up to to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ....It also helps when you are holding a fish in your hand.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or,
when I rub you up before going out there & wave my hands around a bit they go mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# whatever.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# cool,
I am going up your shitter tonight then love:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i use
pelican pheromones - they loves that the horny flappy faced fish eating fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# that & gaffa tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# and
prawn flavoured lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# masterful!
and i need you more tonight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That is super Woo!!! worthy!
Mr T approves.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# a slow reply:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# you win at teh internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# This Way You Dirty B3tards
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Lemme give you a pointer
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Aaaand have another pea
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# lully stuff innit guv!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# where is the 'Chops'?
he should b around at this time of the morn
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Probably looking after his kids.
He even had his first sober Pats day.
And he is 1/2 Irish!
Now THAT shows strength!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Did he have the kids this weekend?
*squeals in delight*

We've invited him for a weekend soon. Despite him being made of 99% wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# he sure did.
I had mine too. It has been ace as always:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# He's a great bloke. I love him muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I'd have to agree with you on both counts there.
Just gotta watch him with cans of guinness on lounges after a big day;)

I miss the sexy cunt:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I will stroke him for you.
I am sure he will enjoy it almost as much as if you were in the room with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# wow
seems like the whole of /talk is moving over here for a day
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# god help us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I live here now.
sometimes they make me go out when someone important comes over, but it is pretty nice here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I lurk here sometimes you know.
I am just very very very shit at anything arty.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# so am I
and it's cool. Anyway, maybe we should all have a boardswap for a day
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Please do,
just get him to point on the doll where I like to touch him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# After a week in Dublin and all day yesterday
I can confirm that this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no, i think that's perfect timing
the black poo doesn't turn up until the day after St Pat's, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# this morning it hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
just in time more like!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I like St Pats day
because I play fiddle and there's always lots of work for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i think you'll find
everyone on b3ta is a fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Seems to be
on time for a lot of people I'd guess.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# to be fair
it does take a day for the shit to turn black
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and oh so dirty

I love you MS Paint.
(Although I have much less regard for your necks and correct spelling.)
(I helped save b3ta! Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# my neck is hurting...
i bleed, but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# that time again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# The sneaky bloody paedo!

EDIT: 1st ever ride on a bandwagon (even if it was a one man one before now).
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# WHOAH THERE PEOPLE!
Please...
wait your turn. Don't go pushing and shoving each other racing to reply!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# All the wankers
are just out buying lube :) Nice touch.
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# spon
but yeh, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# you need my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# More than just a square mile to worry about........
Keeping those fudge packing city bankers in order is an elite police unit.........

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# text on a picture squad?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahahah
/Viz blog
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Bear with me (and Alf)
One last Alf, I promise.

(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Why not concentrate on quality
not quantity?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# What!?! Oh, is it day shift time already?
Fuck it is, near fucking 4am here. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# ^this
some variation would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# i quite like this one actually
mind you, i'd just logged on, so i hadn't had to sit through all the rest first
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# another dull meme is born
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I believe there is a source for all these that even includes cut outs of goatsee hands.
Can someone please point me towards it?

/never wants to photoshop a cock or a mans arse again as long as I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I could point you in the right direction but I'm not going to :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ^this
because i'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I like your evilness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Its the only way
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Wishes come true!
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# /riddance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# fixed
though bad spelling does no harm to my bad jokes.
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Now this is getting better!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hello /boarders. i would just like to take some time out of your day
to wish one of your kind a happy birthday

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dont judge me for my lack of talent. im from /talk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# That's ace you beardy wierdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# talent doesn`t mean squat
lack of it never bothered me anyway

nice and happy birthday to foldsfive too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# your lack of talent can easily be overlooked
mainly because you clearly have some.

but /talk?

and happy birthday folds five.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# that's cool as heck
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# umm
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Welcome to the light!
/reformed /talker
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *cheers*
From the chairman of the B3ta republic.
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Woooooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Very good indeed,
you big long-haired mong.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# That's aces. Happy Birthday FF!!!
*kisses*
(53020, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TWATBASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# pics uploaded
scott baio gave you pink-eye.

But I took it out with PSP.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *click*
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# boooing!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# this is cool, one of my stick men died
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(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Two more chords to go wit that one, and he can play then entire Quo backlog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# and Oasis
but i love Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# And they love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Really mister? you promise?
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# nice
you should make it pan up a bit at the end so it loops perfectly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# fab
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I could watch that all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Look What I Did Mum!!!


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This is my baby cat Lilo who was killed by a speeding car on thursday night.
I loved her very much She is pictured here with the first present she and her sister Stitch brought us for christmas. Yummy!

She is missed.
(frankiemouse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# aaaaw :(
sorry to hear about that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# that's sad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# That is very sad
though one is forced to ask whether the car was driven by a vengeful blackbird?
(mw, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That's terrible!
I lost my two due to a dodgy gas boiler in a place I was renting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# That's just horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah well if they hadn't .
Then it'd quite easily have been me instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# :(
Very sad, she looked lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Sorry to hear that...
...but don't be feline sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Aaaah.
Sorry to hear that : (
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Great compo. Bindun, right?
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# took me a minute
then i was rolling about on the floor crying "oh god no, say it's not true"

woo! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i'm still trying to work it out.
don't tell me though.
i'm going to get this if it kills me.
edit/ deer, deer, deer, deer, deer, that is so bloody obvious, gaaah!
and hahaha!

i know they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# this ^
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Puntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# EVIL PUN
Somewhere there is a special hell for you.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# er....
bored game?
(clut, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hah
this is just the best :D

*clicky winnar*
(JadeFalcon, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# global warming makes hunting harder.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# WOO!
Can I have one? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# yay!
i love his sneaky little face
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# HAhaha ning mate
His that a stoats head?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# a stoat?
get a lot of well armed spiky stoats in earls court do you?

'ning chap and 'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Their fucking everywhere!
But that's not a hedgehog's head:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# a very pale one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Alf in witness protection programme?


THE ULTIMATE ALF SOURCE (HI-RES): http://www.tvshows.de/alf/e-poster.htm
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ALF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ahh!
Ahh! You kill me! :D
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# PErsonally I think hios words on picture
thing is more of an original idea:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ALF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 4chan is for mongs!


don't be a mong..be a b3tard :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# wHAT IS WITH ALL THE ALF STUFF TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Alf is making a come back
and this is VIRAL MARKETING!
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# alf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Haha! Shotacat fingered him!
Good bunch of posts so far BTW. But
start in on some of the local to b3ta
memes soon. JAT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# So you want me to work on something else?
Got enough of Alf?

Well... just a reminder that Alf eats cats:

(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Not suggesting you stop, just add more themes.
Build up the skillz, I think you'll do well here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# nice one /b/rother!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# "Hello. I'm a whale", he seems to say.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# aww, what a nice friendly looking chap
is he going to kill us all in an orgy of death and destruction?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Oh shit, I'm a whale
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Brilliant observation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# awww thats lovely!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# haha
good name.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Ahhh
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen :)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Will the real pedobear please stand up
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# oh dear
this image is going to get cut and pasted a lot

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha i agree!!
Alf will be everywhere :o) (just kidding)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# yep,
a nice pic of an embezling ex business partnerr will go nicely behind her:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# where the hell
did you get that picture?!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# source
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Pedobear_1.jpg
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# A L F !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yes, i am mad!! :o)


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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# More of this madness then!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hehehe
cheers sir!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# the madness makes it erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# woo!
now thats the aim met :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Loverly!
W/Y
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# thanking you!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Are those stingrays or manta rays?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# good question!
lets say they are flying rays (a new species i jsut invented)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# What do they feed on?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# sky weasels
what else!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# And hopefully custard creams ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# yes
but only on thursdays :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Mantas!! Woo!
And BTW my good Manta, seen any rotted chicks? [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# as always!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# that's rather arty
I can just imagine some drug addled 1960's pop star "Mind Blowing" comeback album being released recently with this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yay
i can make my millions at last :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# RAPE THIS IMAGE!! kudos for the most imaginative
img148.imageshack.us/img148/6131/jeffcastie8qz7.jpg
(Corsaro, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I'll rape you if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ...
no thanks just the pic please
(Corsaro, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# You are a twat


OH ant to everyone else, 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# :O)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ning matey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Haha!
Fuck, that made me wince.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Scary thing is,
she looks like my gf.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Oof!
Make sure she doesn't get any ideas then :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# I don't like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Neither does he (the guy getting kicked)

Edit: Rumsy does though ... apparently.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ahhhhhh
fuck - link it!! this makes me cry!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Christ!
As source images go, THAT, my dear, is pure gold. PURE GOLD! I shall add you to my little bookmarks collection next to flickrleech, stockxchange and getty.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# WE ARE NOT YOUR PHOTOSHOP BITCHES!
DO IT YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# YOU HIT A HOME RUN!
FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE, FIRST PRIZE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# The


that you are
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Well? Do you?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# I am a very good bocci player.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Ball twiddler!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Twizzler toucher!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# That guy looks like a big drunk mentalist
'ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Ning
I think he is too.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

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