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# its genetic engineering gone mad i tells you!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# STAB IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# In my expert opinion: yes.



I have decided for all of tonight I shall speak only in autocomplete

The autocompletes that fit the best will be chosen for all posts

anyone care to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Yes, I would love to.

/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# chars bro



/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# No problem, KernKraft. I'm happy to.

/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# really?


/still autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yes. Is it so very hard to believe that I would enjoy joinging in your autocomplete fun?


/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# NO WAI!


/autocomplete

(I meant was that REALLY in your autocomplete)


Shit Ive broken my own rules now!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# No. I've been playing an elaborate joke on you

/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Well It was very realistic!


/still autocomplete.

and pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YES MR ADAMS......
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# "you Damned dirty APE!"
Woo to the goraisy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# aaah its that bit in the Thing
you know, the bit when it looks like that
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# mmmm
I want to put my willy in that
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bmjames, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# i'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# That's a lot of rape.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you can never have too much rape!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# but you can have a lot of rape
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# too much is never enough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# And have a Shmoke and a pancake
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# val kilmer
!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# are you pissed?

whatever happed to people posting pictures of kittins and stuff? I liked it when that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# this never happened
it is a false memory you have been implanted with
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# ^ this
Wheelybird. You were part of a replicant experiment which was terminated in 2037 AD. We have been trying to wake you fromyour slumber, but the implanted memories and chemical reactions (what some fairy tales refer to as emotion) are difficult to modify. Post more CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I would love to,
but my computer's run out of magenta. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# i've only done 5 kitten pictures ever
and two of them got FP'ed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Gah.

I'm owed a FP then. :(

www.wheelybird.com/content/kittins
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# my first 2 fps had cats in
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# cats always helped me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I've only had one FP
and it starred sausages. Go figure :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I only have the one,

but I am proud to say it was a deliberate FP. I was experimenting to try and create the kind of image that gets FD'ed, and it turned out I was spot on. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# *looks*
ah yes, the monkeon effect

my one attempt at that style didn't get the front-page recognitioon i felt it deserved ;)
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/fonz2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# It's funny.
But perhaps a bit too subtle for a FP.

My own FP was at the time of the Virgin scandal, when the board kept going down because of the news sites linking in.
I suspect that my FP has been seen by the entire world. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# they were four and a half years ago
it was a lot easier in them days!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# i just keep posting and posting
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# i got my first fp
less than two hours after signing up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# my 2 Fp's feature Admiral Ackbar and Confectionary
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah.
Anything with those in will always get FP'ed.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# nope
that gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# HE'S COMING FOR YOUR PIRATE PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
#
FOR IN
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Mahoosive hailstones today
hail
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# So which broke everything; you or the hail stones?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# They are very large indeed!
We had hailstones here in coastal Lancashire too :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Snow and hail and sun and clouds an rain
I have this to look forward to at 1pm on monday, acourding to the beeb:

(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha excellent
make sure you're outside
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# better than this
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant.
Penis Water
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *buys umbrella*
.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# jebus
it's Ant and/or Dec, whichever of the interchangeable chirpy chimps
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# or Chandler from F.R.I.E.N.D.S
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Because you're worth it


(yours reminds me of the old Tefal adverts...)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# LARGE SPACES AVAILABLE TO LET
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# still *would*
referring to Brad Arm-Pitt

but hey...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hugh grant!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# aaaaaargh!
yet strangely feminine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# not so famous nil-all fights
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ........WTFOMG
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# excellent.
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Arf!

BEAK BEAJ BEAK BEAK BEKA BEAK BEAK BEKA BKEAB KEBA KEBA KEABEA BEAK BEAL BEKA BEAKBEKABEKABEKBEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# BEAK BEAK BEAK BEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# BEAKS BEAKS BEAKS
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# But the whale could explode from the gasses prodcued by decomposition,
and thereby blast away the pile of books in some kind of special multi-key joypad spaz way.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# this is probably really sad of me
but is that dead whale off a south park episode?
(horrid, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# you fucker
i very nearly got tea on my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# is that a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# it could have been yes
i've already lost one in a b3ta/beer incident
and mac keyboards aren't cheap
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# but just think how tasty the keyboard would be
when you do your first-thing-in-the-morning keyboard lick.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# martin clunes!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# goddamn
thats an ugly muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
#

click for source
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# could be bradd pitt.
could be graeme le saux.
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Or Duncan Jame formally of Blue
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# No Penis on the forehead.
(Woody999, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it's ass if bradd pitt mated with
david schwimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# charlotte church is a lucky girl
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha!
fantasxcellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Flippin' Heck!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# haha
gave me my first actual 'lol' of the day, many thanks.

this board needs a ninja bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# It's been a while
since a new (or old) one came along

edit:
except for "Beaks"
Ninjas with beaks - challenge now available!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# well theres no new ones because
being a ninja was frowned upon in japan as its traditionally a very dishonest profession, and the old ones died out centuries ago.

oh you meant bandwagon, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:58, archived)
# stil one left
Dr whats his face
*googles be back in a min*
edit: here we go www.bujinkanatl.com/about-masaaki.html
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# stick em in a jar
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Is that not the proper lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# In a silly mood tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *buys
*arrested for indecent exposure
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# The Emporer's new trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# have they sold out?
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Ace!
*orders 2 pairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# haha.
very good!
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# nicely nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# classic
a well deserved front page

pick up some oats from the front desk as reward for your constant hummus

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Also known as
Commando pants
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Heh heh
killerkitti and I think it's funny to crash into people wearing camo and say "sorry, didn't see you there".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Ace!

And far, far better than something similar I posted a couple of years back
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 7:22, archived)
#

click for source
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# haha that's fucking fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:44, archived)
# it's one of the subtlest i've done i think
you done any more recently?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# this was the last one
b3ta.com/board/6966950
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# aaaaargh!
bush is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# monk
ey
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
he looks the fucking same!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# dude, that's brilliant!
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# dude!
how the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# well, but very busy.
doing things like this. what are you up to? how are the kids?
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# all good ta
learning the ukulele, posting far too much here
doing a real, proper job, shitting myself about the upcoming 2nd sprog

and good luck with the link, kevin eldon is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# thought you already had two?
must have dreamt it. anyway - mazel tov!
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# shopped pics only please
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha etc.

tres woo mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# is that an awkward smile as in...
i'm not sure how to look so i'll smile in the general direction of the mong and then slowly shift my gaze out the nearest window ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# reminds me of a goomba
from supermario the film
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Veggibles
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Reminds me of the Gummi Bears
in particular the enemy ogres
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# He wants to phone home!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Dan Dare Must Die!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# A made up a Nursery Rhyme
scared ya

The written version is something like four pages long, but this is the summary with
my buuutiful drawing ability added for effect...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# whats happening in the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# sudden giantism
happens alot
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# this whole thing is rather baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# yay
I have baffled someone... whohoo!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# well
appart from the sudden giantism, it is suposed to be the vampire coming to eat the kid
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone's probably done this...


but never mind
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Brian Doherty
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# fuck me your quick
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Well...
that was quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Look, I've been at work all day, I'm tired
I just want to go to sleep OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
Brian Pete
*spangs*
(Londingham ., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
#
Tommy
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
#
pete beak?

/no idea
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Connery found you.
In Russia, Connery finds you.

MOD EDIT: Please keep your animations under 250KB max. 900KB is way to big too post on the board.
(Doorknob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# good old ministry of defence
nice tidy anim, but yeah need to optimise it to buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Ooops
Oh, sorry. Forgot to optomize this one. I usually do. And I thought it was my internet...won't happen again.
(Doorknob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Looks like the moderator found you too.
Run, 007!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite schoolground game
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# clickity click
well done
weight 1302kg?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# where the picture cuts off he is standing over a car
and sits on it and crushes it
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Well...
I have a Pikachu.
(Doorknob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha its funny cause they smell!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
#
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# OMG
that looks like nasty hypothermia
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# The top Tramp is clearly
The Late Xylophone Guy from Nottingham.
(Woody999, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Christ, I love this so.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:30, archived)
# You can't be on the dole if you're homeless
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 23:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Beak beak beak!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# oh, marvellous!
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Gm carrotz:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Toucan play at that game
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# now you are just toucan the piss
!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ...
That's what I'm toucan about
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ok now you are toucan the joke too far
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# yes!
(DMQOB, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# the white knight
looks like its just been anally surprised
cool chessboard tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# toucan play that game
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# yay
it is all happening here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you star
that is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# BEAK BEAK BEAK BEAK BEAK BEAK BEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
oh christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# What day is it on b3ta?
Yesterday was crudely drawn day, but what is today?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# No idea.
bike day?
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# new bike day?
the day when we all get new bikes?

mine's called sexual intercourse: the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# BILL DAY
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# bum a noob day?
ah yes and this v
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Washing day.
For me anyway.
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Today -
n.
The present day, time, or age:

adv.
1. During or on the present day.
2. During or at the present time.

adj.
Concerned with or relating to the present time: today issues; the today generation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Red Rocket!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# This is THE BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Ghostrider! (With apologees for optimisation)
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I'm waiting for toats rider
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# "Liverpool
leads the country in genital warts."

news.independent.co.uk/uk/health_medical/article2369018.ece
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# yay!
My home town -- St. Louis, MO, US has the highest per capita murder rate in the nation.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# And Camden wins...
...on something called "chlamydia". Woo and a yay for Camden!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# It's a good job Carla Lane wrote the Liver Birds really,
because without it, the City would have had to revert to it's original name of Itain'thalfhotMumapool
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# dropping into a cinema near you.....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrt1977, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I LIKE SHREK
he's great
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I LIKE SHREK
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I LIKE SHREK
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# ALF!
I LIKE SHREK TOO - I WAS JUST TAKING THE PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I LIKE SHREK
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# you like shrek
just a *little* too much.
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# fuck
this thread is like old school b3ta revisited
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I LIKE SHREK
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Comic number 10.
That's 10% of the way to a hundred.

More.

(Iceduck, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Needs more beaks.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# cars
but with more ducks:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# The most amazing people in the land
Are Captain Beaky and his band.
That's Timid toad, Reckless Rat.
Artful Owl and Batty Bat.

They march through the woodland, singing songs.
Telling tails how they righted wrongs.

That better?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Well, if you say so,
(Iceduck, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm telling miss!
hahaha giggle gaffor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Haha - tenous repost opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# how odd
I live near Gowerton. never seen no windmills round here though.
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# It's because they're so small.
It creates the illusion of distance, but only if you're standing between Thomas News and the chip shop.

Yes, in the middle of the road.
(Iceduck, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ah yes, Thomas news
an establishment I know not of
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Oh, it's all the rage.
It's one of these News Agents, although they disguise their true news-delivering purposes with chocolate and such.

(It was there four years ago, when I last visited Gowerton regularly.)
(Iceduck, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Gosh!
in honesty i've never intended to visit Gowerton, I always just seem to happen upon it
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# plus they re not WINDMILLS
they dont mill anything
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# BEAKO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# nelson mandela: what a cunt.
you lend someone a fiver, then you don't ever see them again.

(C) jerry sadowitz
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# If I had known Jill Dando would be murdered on the Saturday
I'd have raped her on the Friday.

As it was, I had to make do with the Sunday.

(C) jerry sadowitz
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# who is jerry sadowitz
and why does he got to be all of the funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# you watching channel 4?
he'll be on in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# im in australia mate
the only thing on channel four here this time of day is white noise!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sadowitz
(martian, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# thanks for that
my sides hurt from laughing!
On the lookout for some of his stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# "famous mentalist Derren Brown"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
# he almost got in a fight with Quelabra once.
true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)

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