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[challenge entry] More pun
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# yay!
that's exactly what i needed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# *clicks*
though, i've had enough for one night

bye everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Argh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha
*click*
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# argh, but woo...
a 'wooargh' if you will...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 21 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Don't you have a degree in psychology?
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha
brilliant :D
have this:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha
hooray for this!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# silly stick man
train makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# You are Dibnah.
aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# CHAMPION!
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# :)
(Pelle ghola, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# As a scientist
I can confirm that this is 100% true*

* where "true" is taken to mean "false"
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 20 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# hurrah
as I am revising for quantum physics right now this has even more value

I say revising, I'm pissing around on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I thought that's what revising meant?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# by telling us this
you have altered the outcome
or something.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Eigen means single
that got me through my quantumn exams. You need nothing more.
(el_meerkat, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# You make me chortle
in joy and merriment
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# because it FEELS GOOD
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Islamic post-modern expressionism
fatimART1
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# that's right
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# but the artist is white
/Allahu Akbar الله أكبر,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# so were
the tube bombers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Oh the SMARTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# hull much?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# £2.19
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# NAUGHTY NUN!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# It's Politically Correctness
Gone Mad I Tell Ya!

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(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# NEEDS MORE MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# That's a lot of pic for so little funny :(
Anyway, evening all :P
(Northern Lovely, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# ^^this
night night Sam
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Night Chuck!
(Northern Lovely, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Sorry guys
gone done a special one for ewes
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(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha
that made me lol and that.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# 1/10
(Northern Lovely, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ^that
what on earth is happening?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# subtle
but i like it :D

when will people learn that bowing to veggies isn't going to improve the human race?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I think I'll stop buying mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Careful now!
you'll get yourself sued
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# That's excellent
I was wondering about doing that one earlier. Nice job


(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Shame they didn't listen
when everybody complained about them changing "Marathon" to "Snickers".
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# But changing the name to Snickers
didn't affect the sales.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Yes it did.
I haven't bought one since.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# but maybe someone has bought your share since.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Who was it?
I'll have the fat bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Probably Feltz.
I encourage you to 'Have' her.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ick ick ick
I feel sick now, like I've just eaten my last 20 years non-consumption of Marathons/Snickers.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# *bokes*
on your behalf.

/baleamic blog
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# They are called Snickers
because they contain peanuts.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# said it before i'll say it again
every vegan needs a chop, two sausages and 1/2 kg of pure animal lard - twice a day until cured!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# my missing madeline madeleines are selling like hot cakes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# are they cream filled?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# they have been aged under oak for the past 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# by the way, i'll be looking after my kids next weekend
but around 8 i might just pop out for a curry for a bit, it is ok they are 2 and 4 and will be asleep and i'll be back in half an hour or so, so dont try anything you cheeky nonce scamps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# sounds fair to me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I won't

Really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# i don't see why the fact i have two kids should stop me being a selfish cunt
i work bloody hard, i get hardly any free time as it is, i need to enjoy myself too
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# you tell 'em mongy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Please post your address.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# yar!
to hull wit ye, scurvey dog!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# I'll take three then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ha!
hull for me...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# same as :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7208020
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Free to those who can afford it....
Very expensive to those who can't.

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# shameless pearoast...
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(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# A picture for mongychops' unofficial farmyard/duck compo
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# divorce! divorce!
i smell divorce!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# but ducks LIVE in water
?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
#
That's the bleedin joke you fool.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# pfffft.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# i know
i was stating the irony you fool
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# ah well
all water off a duck's back eh
(horrid, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# don't start quacking jokes now, you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I think he's just winging it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# eider stop with these puns or face my wrath!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Don't try to
Rouen the jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# all these ruddy puns
and i can hardly think of more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# if you are all finished, may i present you with the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# well i have to go to sleep now (ducks sleep too, making this a pun)
bye.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# are vienna closer
to the end of these?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# (not a pun)
but why didn't yoo reply to my last pun? 'Ruddy' is a kind of duck, yoo know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# well, anyway, i gotta fly!
night all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# because you smell like a tramp's sweaty bollock.
tramps only have one bollock
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hitler was a tramp?
apparently he lost his ball pissing the mouth of a goat
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# he was a tramp
when he moved to vienna, that was where his hatred of the juice started

unfortunately he had a speech impediment which led to the holocaust :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# because
we seemed to have moved onto placenames
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Well I'm stating the goldy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# THAT is your biggest concern here??
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I know!
Look at that hideous table top!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# no
my biggest concern is how many different life-partners this duck has
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
#
It's a different duck.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# She's a slag
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i didn't know that was a kind of duck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# look at the black eye he's given her
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
#


Click for bigger (1280x960)
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sun 20 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# holy shit that's crazy.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# my goodness that is fab
was it a swan at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Oresome!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I shower Wooness and Yay-age
upon this!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# DrZaarlon Says:
That's bloody good!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# sunday evening faffing around
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# wickedcool!
:D

the more I say this, the more it sounds sacrastic. It's not supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# it sounds more myspace than sarcastic
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I got it from Family Guy
more precisely James Woods on Family Guy.
He says 'Fucker' better than anyone ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# looks like that
Crzy version of Alice in Wonderland game, where she has a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# American McGees?
I like that game...I still want to make a film like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# yes!
oh god yes
imdb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# good gourd.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# noooiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# What is the HL2 G-Man
doing in Doom 3?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# nice
holiday brochure ! *cliik*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 20 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# liquifitastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Are you
my Mummy?
(Harry, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# yeah, now come over here and suck mummys cock
/one of my favourite jokes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ^this^
and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# One of mine too!
(I don't get to say it much...because I get funny looks)
(Northern Lovely, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# as long as you spit on it first.
/one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# one last gnop before bedtiem
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# gnop time
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# For the right price
I'm anyone's mummy.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# tuppence!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# six shillings and a rotting watermelon
maybe i'll trow in half a digestive biscuit

final offer!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# No I am your Mummy!

Sorry - cheap but my inner dialogue has no self monitoring
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Start the reactor, quayde....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Well it's not a Gnops
because this is a Gnops:
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# picky
picky
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Actually it's more:
Correcty
correcty.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Here's another one
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# i said 'you fucking cunt'
he said 'you cunt'
i said 'who are you to call me a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# 'ning, you fucking cunt
www.b3ta.com/board/7207818
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# bunkers are for nonces
flaming the n00b cunts is the only solution
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# pffftt...
"who you callin a cunt cunt?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# When you said
"you fucking cunt."

Was it to this fucking cunt, or some other fucking cunt? When he called you a cunt, you mistook his meaning because you said he called you a fucking cunt, when in fact you called him a fucking cunt, he just called you a cunt. Then, after you falsly accused him of calling you a fucking cunt, you compounded your mistake by again calling him a cunt. Which is it? Are you a cunt or a fucking cunt, and is he a cunt or a fucking cunt?

Who's the cunt, and who's the fucking cunt? I think we need to know.

I'm glad we got that sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# looking at you pysically sickens me, that's why i use prostitutes

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post80116/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I use mine as a lovely doorstop.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# These are getting scary
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# i can see it getting much worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# "oh boy this is gonna be great!"
/animal house blog!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i should really go to sleep
before i get involved in the whole cancer/kid fucking side of things
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# give it a big miss
cause these abusive duck ones are F.A.B!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# the duck was still going to be in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# cant think of an appropriate answer....
so when in doubt let the feathers (and down) fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# i loved that show!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 20 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# twas one of the best
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# New in town, real photo
You can watch me being milked....

urgh, that image just disturbed me
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# this reminds me of cow and chicken
which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Two puns in one.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Woo!
Good modification to shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# i'm a spoony bard
does that help?

/obscure neeeeerd reference blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# don't be daft
it was edward de vere
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# That is fucking spooky.!
I had exactly that idea this afternoon but hadn't got round to shopping it.!

Thank you for saving me from wasting my life lol.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# They used to have a pub watch scheme in Stratford
called Bard Watch. I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Its all fun and games until some one get hurt
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# ..and then it's just hilarious
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# aceness!
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Haha..
Great stuff...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# that guy reminds me of me
experimenting with stuff and seeing what happens when living things are involved

although i never do anything as dangerous as pulling pins through someone's abdomen
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# get a move on you lazy shit, you can't polish a turd

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post80116/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Haha, these are great
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha... MORE!!!
she's gonna need plenty of oinkment to cover up the resulting bruises
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i've just tied to find my image challenge suggestion
but i failed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i've never bothered before
but i thik the whole thing needs a shake by the scruff of the neck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# well, you have my vote
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# This is much better than that jewish compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# look!
i didn't mean to start it alright! it just happened.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Is that a pig in the dress?
If not, what is it please?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# a dress around a pig
(horrid, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Guess
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# You love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Whoo-err
no, but nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# romany gypos!
(most prob off to nick the lead off somones roof)
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Close
but no.

And no racism please :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# ok, sorrrry!
* feels chastised*

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# No... Racism?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Racism,
The last boundry of B3TA...
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# No, no racism.
Otherwise nice people looking at this might feel alienated and hurt by unthinking and uncaring comments. That would make me very sad. It's just not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# You think Gypsies have access to the internet?
I know wi-fi has come on leaps and bounds but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Prove they don't.
I do not like the idea of nice Romany people hunting me down and killing me for the dog I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# nah they wouldn't do that
they'll kill you for your dags though
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Just go inside a house,
it's like Vampires and churches.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# the romany gypsys aren't a 'race'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# they are an ethnic group though
but sod 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# This is enough to tell me off
In Commission for Racial Equality v Dutton the Court of Appeal held that Romany Gypsies were an ethnic group within the meaning of the Race Relations Act 1976 (RRA) having regard to the evidence of their shared history, geographical origin, distinct customs and language.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# man with helmet and armour
riding a horse pulling a carriage of tourists, the mother of whom has a flatulence problem and the daughter of whom has fat knees, on a road through a forest?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hmmm
I didn't think the daughter has fat knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Ow come on! They're FAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Her mother's are
Her's aren't.

Gosh. She'll lose all her attractiveness if that's the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Mongolia?
?
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Mongolia?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yeah
You know. Big palce. Tried to invade china. Had a problem finding the door. Almost conquered europe.

You know... Mongolia
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, I know it.
Why Mongolia?

I thought they got China, failed at Japan, and couldn't be arsed with Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed because Big Genghis died
The chap on the horse looks sorta mongolian.
Well, I've never seen a Mongol, mind, but he sorta looks like one.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Might be Down's Syndrome
but I doubt it

[edit]
Here's the original:

Roman Soldier
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# There's nowhere like Mongolia
I have no idea why I just typed that, but it seemed appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Russia.
Well their sorta the same. less horses though. because of all the steppes.


HO HO! BAD PUN!
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# You know, they prefer to be called by their pc name now, which is the Land of Down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Roman Pole and ski?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# it's good
but it's not right
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I can't see a ski.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Neither can I but maybe he's thinking of one, carrying his pole there
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I hate to think where he's carrying it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Romany Soldier
I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Yay, the Winnar!
Top prize goes to you Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# surley romany gypo would have been a better answer
is this quizz call?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Hurrah
Is it edible or shiny? Or edible and shiny?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I'll just get it ready
*fwaps*

It needs polishing a bit

[edit]

Ok, It's ready for you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# So that's shiny and edible then
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Not real gypos...
...they aren't tarmac'ing the road as they go along.

pffft.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Next best thing I guess..
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# didn't i see this a second ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah..
...was a bit big on the old file size front.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# thread deletion AND a pea roast?
oh dear.

*opens bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *gets in*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Us crazy people and our rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I've restocked the biccy cupboard
cos Freebies scoffed everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# It's always the same with him
takes one bite out of every jaffa cake too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# excellent
be sure to get the money for it off mictoboy*




*and be sure to tell him it was riverghost that sent you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *Urinates in doorway*
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# i knew it was missing something
thanks for sorting that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Eh?
You've deleted and reposted. Why?
I cant see any difference in the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Look real close,
it's a magic eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# is it a schooner?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Is that racist?
I can never tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# a panamanian one
(horrid, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
#
"ha you little retard...it's a sail boat"
/mallrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i think you'll find it's:
"you dumb bastard, it's a sail-boat"

"a schooner is a sail-boat you retard"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
#
well it has been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# it's half the size as the previous one
and i for one salute him for it
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# .
file size was too big.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Owww don't delete and then repost
As much as I appreciate you optimising.

You could've easily edited your previous post. Well, not any more.
All comments are LOST FOREVER IN THE DARK PITS OF THE INTERNET and people will not be amused.

/edit: see? nobody's talking about your image any more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Out of curiosity, since i've never actually found out
why do people object to thread deletion? What effect does it have?
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
#
Well I didn't loose any posts when you deleted, so have a Woo for this excellent hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Is the objection really just down to post count?
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It's funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# This is scientifically incorrect,
D- See me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
Well it was only a thought experiment.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# This looks like a theme park
for the characters in Grim Fandango
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# wouldnt they be half alive half dead?
quantumn superposition?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# i think
"that looks like it might be fun, but then again maybe not" without the last frame would work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# No, it's not a case of half and half
It's BOTH 100% dead and 100% alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I don't know as I've
never been to Copenhagen
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# It's all down to intepretation really...
I can make geeky jokes too y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
#
Not when you observe them. The camera in the last frame would force the state to be decided.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Maybe a gif...
That flashed them either way would be good.
(Glomp Fuck, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# i've been at work all day and you give me cunting soup, you useless fat fuck

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post80116/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Ha ha! More of this!
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Didn't need the link
It made me genuine lol anyway :D

Woo!

Oh, and more examples of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# That's no way
to treat a bird.

[edit] and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 20 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahah fantastic
baa-baaric behaviour though

*spangs self*
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# which one is throwing the soup?
woo :-)
(horrid, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Abusive Ducks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ahahahahaha
clciks
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# but but but
ducks are farmyard animals, so surely there'd be a lot of unhappy ducks unhappy with other ducks
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I just annoyed my flatmate
by laughing lots and lots in the middle of a really sad scene in the film he's watching with his missus. You git. Woo and click though : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# why the fuck
is he watching a film in your bedroom?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# He's not
The PC is in the lounge
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Wife bleater!
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Sun 20 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA.......
That's class.....!!!!!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 20 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I'm with this sentiment
woo.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# magnet appears powerful
and not at all "fucking shitty"™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

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