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# His guitar wants to kill your mama!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# AWESOME!!!!!!
I'm currently listening to montana ;)
whats your favourite zappa song
*CLICKS*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Dickie's such an asshole
YCDTOSA version
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I still love
Bobby Brown personally.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# franky Z
gobbling girl from the mystery world..and you are what you is
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# actually guitar want's to kill yo mamma IS my fav zappa song
but then there are a lot I haven't heard, so what do I know.

(jewish princess is also good)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Jewish Princess is another one of my faves.
And if anyone hasn't listened to and Frank Zappa, get downloading!





legally of course as Frank was a real stickler for okaying the law!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Highly resonant air sculptor!
That's the Jimi Hendrix guitar. Woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Noice!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# george harrison?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Nicey!


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# my guitar wants to bum your dad
woo work mr frappa
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# How good is that!
Fucking very!

woo yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# cor!
that's fwapping lovely!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# smashing
After many decades its still got to be Hot Rats for me
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Puppy time.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# why........dog?
waits for it to animate or something.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# doglet
was supposed to grow...

back to drawing board.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# why am I rubbing myself against my radiator ?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# awwwwwwwww!
name please!
:)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Wailayd?
Dog dog dog dog dog!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Why is your dog looking at me?

*gets scared*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *stares at kamikaze Toats*
O.O
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *whimper*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ^___^
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# My cat vs your dog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# CAT V DOG
Lets do it...

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# "take that camera away before you eat it"
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Cat always wins
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# dogs for the win!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Dogs are mongy cats
But of you want a dog off, I believe the Frappa can win hands down
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# bah, also who is this frappa dog?
fluffyness!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Zank Frappa
He breeds dogs (Obviously he uses dogs for his).
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ahhhh
I see!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# He looks like a very confused chap.
But I like him, especially as he's not a filthy catlike vermin thing.

My puppy is called Roscoe ( and he's a nearly a year older than these photos of him as a puppish )

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# now he
Is lovely.



*starts to turn b3ta into dogboard*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I've been trying for four years.
It's a waste of time. The feline vermin have more than half of them brainwashed. It's like invasion of the bodysnatchers but with stinking little fluffballs that only turn up to eat food and fuck/piss in your garden.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I'm confused
are you actually talking about cats or people who aren't but claim to be gypsies?

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# does he like to go a long way
in a short time?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# yes.
but he has calmed down considerably of late. I think it was when I threatened to have his knackers off.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Rothko!!
Immogen found me in the car park at Sainsbury's. A paper sack had cornered me by the bins.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Whay am i looking at a picture of your...
Shit, doesn't have the same effect when it's actually a picture of a dog

He's lully. Can i Steal him?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# It's a Trap!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I know it's crap! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# bless.
and it's your special day too.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# it's not crap, stop being modest
oh yes and happy 4th b3taday
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# well i like it!
happy b3taday sir!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# aaaw thanks :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# he he more excellent sock work!
Happy B3taday too!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Haha! Ace!
Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
What an ace series.
Happy b3tdaday!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# tis ace again
plus a happy b3taday to you :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ta muchly :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# lovely socks
happy b3taday prod
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ta mongy :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Are you running short of ways of saying thank you?:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ace-tastic-erllous
woo yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Admiral Sockbar!
Socktastic! Sock it to 'em!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
and Woo! they're all fab! lovin' Yoda!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# thanks meester hat :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# happy b3taday sir
have cake and some champers from me

woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ooh ta :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Balamory
say hi to pc plum



we were all thinking it. I deserve a medal
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# that keyboard is useless
it has no numbers
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# yes it does look!
1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 0

all the numbers!

unless you have a keyboard with every number on it

blimey!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# they just be shortcuts
the real numbers are on the right!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you are an accountant or a checkout/till operator
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hell no
i'm a student, the only time i operate a till it's touch screen

i just prefer using the numerical keypad (better for you too, less likely to cause carpal tunnel)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I dunno about better for you
depends what I'm doing really

I find I only really use the numpad when using excel or something like that

but I'm a touch typist anyway so in general typing the number keys at the top come to me more naturally and quicker
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# also gives you tennis elbow
i touch type too, mostly, but if i'm writing out pins, phone numbers etc i use the numpad
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# well, I'm pretty fucked anyway
so I guess it all balances out

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ^this
and ultimately why I hate laptops
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# i have no use for the number buttons
but i want a keyboard without them but the return button in the right place, one like this would confuse me.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# actually I have a need of a keyboard or two that's this size
so I shall obtain one at some special moment
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# if you find one that doesn't have all its buttons jumbled up
let me know where it is.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# buttons? jumbled?
so far I've found one that has keyboard style keys (as I just can't use the laptop flat style at any speed and they give me a headache)

but it doesn't look amazing but I'll probably get it, £16 I think

this looks about best from my perspective, they have other ones that look more pretty and I've seen a few at dabs and all that, but this seems best for me

don't know what the company is like, haven't used them, but they have a picture of a catcat on their website so they may be fluffy
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# this looks more like it, enter/return key looks like it's where it should be
not only do they have cats but they're in the same part of the world as me, north herts.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cool
that means if they rip you off, you can steal all their stock and burn their shop down

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# crank call
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hsahahaahahaha
class

so funny
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# TOAP
Yay for TOAP!
:)

Wait, no! not yay!
boo!

*secretly clicks*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Reminds me of
The god version done by Spitting Image.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Creationalism and science are difficult so I made a diagram to help you
It's big, like the universe. :)



Click for bigger (83KB)

[edit] This is a real diagram, I only changed the words.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hahah
super.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *smirk*
"Jesus-gay" ahaa
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# laffs
clicks
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Haha!
And that's clearly Paintbrush, not Paint! Tsk.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# haha
What was the original diagram of? I can't imagine it could make any more sense :)

I, too, find Quantum Physics disgusting *bokes*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Creationism vs Evolution
It might have made sense, I didn't read it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# pfft
Reminds me of classic Simpsons moment...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBnfjQKI

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha!
I do believe I hadn't seen that. What witchcraft is this!?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha - brilliant
I love the Simpsons.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# "Stop praying to that stork!"
Creasing up! HAHA!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# you are a mad, beautiful,crazy genius
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *blushes*
Thank you!

*blushes again*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# what what what?!
*badadadadadadafflement*

^this
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ha ha
dairylea IS badger pus!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Haha!
'Large beard in its purest form is real science'.

Amen to that.

*clickth*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Oh no, I believe in small science!
Science H. Christ, I'm never having children through fear of them being eaten by wierd gay dragons!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# That clears that up then...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Faraway Tree!
\o/ for random Enid Blyton referencing
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# shameless plug
did some new designs for my little badge making project (plenty much
ebay goodness) and thought i'd share some of my faves...
Image Hosting by Picoodle.com
(edit) different host.. odd allways used to work
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Blasted redex!!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# A redex badge.
Pretty cool.


Edit: Ah, Now I see. Nice.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I love this.
And worry I am the only one getting it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# dooo-do-do-doo doo-do-do-do-do-dooo
la-lalala-la

gotta love the gallery music
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Loose Women?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yes please,
[/sticks shotgun in mouth and paints the wall with his brains]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I had a dream last
night that Bjork was a good friend of the family, and popped round every now and again for a chat and a cup of tea. It was quite nice, she's a lovely person.

I also dreamed that I was giving Nicole Kidman advice on writing wedding-gift "Thank you" notes. She was getting annoyed that I was laughing
when she said she was writing about a page and a half of A4 for each one. Silly tart.

*true dreams*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# the first dream
makes me think you were right

/damon gough blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# haha
you and your crazy dreams.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# bjork popping round for tea is always fun
talking and laughing at stuff, drinking a cuppa and eating sandwiches

and then some idiot drops a camera on the floor and she flies into a rage and starts screaming incoherently and beating the shit out of everything and then she has to be tied up and put in a cage and left in the garden overnight

but she's usually ok the next day!

haha! bjork! bjork! bjork!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Haha!
They're great

edit: You may like to host somewhere other than MSN though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Redexes?
Again?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Broken pizzaz...
I'm hungry
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I like
I like a lot
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Sweet!
I'll take a 'Ring' Kitty pleez!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Haha aceness!
ebay linky?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# nice,
and i just saved most of the images in your profile for future amusement.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Yums up the Lecter one
'Tis speshul.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# YAY
and by the way.. top marks for the boards of canada nick name
i got a set of B.O.C. badges up now.. yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# \o/
I concur with your yay! Gotta love those scary Scottish types.

What in the what Re: the badges?!

/Saturday hangover
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# sorry to confuse you..
all this new fangled internet acronyms..
i have a set of 5 boards of canada badges on my ebay
at the moment.. (link futher up some where) that's what
the main post was.. some new badge designs, but
i do all sorts.. ooh this is getting awfully consumerist now..
stop me before i turn into barry scott..
(edit) actually the link is futher down.. but hey ho
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Gotcha!
Holy shitbox, Batman...BoC, Serial Killers, Mr Benn...have you been following me?

*bookmarks*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# These are pretty cool...
What's your eBay member name?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# oooh a surprisingly good response
i'm truely touched.. the bitter irony being
these have allready gone.. and i only list
on 10p listing days..
but feel free to have a lok at the rest..
members.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=brigzy1970
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Kitty cleavage!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ok who's going to
you know someone has to do a hello clitty one..
or is that just me? i'll get me coat
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# You are tarnishing the image of Hello Kitty!
*cries*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# those are great!!
:D

but I hope they don't get you sued out of existence

that would make a sad kitty =u.u=
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# i've had one auction taken down
out of all the blatant copyright infringements in my designs
it wasnt nintendo. pink floyd. george romero. lost. no big company
would you belive it was the bloody makers of the space hopper hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# waa?
what did you do?

draw a space hopper?

crikey
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yep
was for this set.. got a complaint from tst's outdoor toys hahaha, obviously
they're more litigious than atari nintendo or the bbc

Image Hosting by Picoodle.com
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# nintendo isn't afraid of lawsuits, and the bbc is quite hot on it too
:D

they are probably just upset because nobody actually wants to buy their product and they are desparate for every last penny of licensing they can get

edit: and infrogrammes which bought and renamed itself atari is just one big spurting bitch of a lawsuit

hmm, I guess you've been quite lucky :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Woo!
I love the Hannibal one!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I do like this
'speshully the "Ring" one
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] How to win theological debates.


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# that is so true
therefore a click is in order

*doesn't unclick*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# The Space Pope
could take on the Spanish Inquisition anyday...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# but you could expect the space pope
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Space Pope?


Sorry I didn't make this one :(
I saw it on the internet and I was like "lolz!"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# made this one
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# He is doing the whole
martial art pose.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Clickage
is in order.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ?
skin grafts?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# she was just born odd
but it didn't stop her
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# didn't stop me, either.
maybe it should have...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# semen stains?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Seems to me
You need some more sea-men on your poop-deck
/family guy quote
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Aye, Captain!



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# How rare
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Last moth, I promise. If It's not you can all bumrape me.


Am I correct in thinking this is a "vector"?
Cause all the vectors I've seen look just like the "cutout" filter on Photoshop?
Am I right?
/confused
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# no a vector has dark rings on its wings that look like eyes.
this is rather good whatever breed of moth it is.

edit/ i should add i know bugger all about vectors other than stuff done in flash is vectors, don't know if that applies to fireworks too. that pen tool thingy scares me to death it's uncontrollable.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *Muh-uh-nuh*
A very white one. Here's the other cool pics. (I think)



Oh I do love the filters :)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# A 'vector' is an image made up of shapes created (usually) with bezier curves.
versus a bitmap which is 'painted' on a pixel grid.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ahhh I see
*doesn't see*
Oh well :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# What's your Vector, Victor?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# do we have clearance, Clarence?
.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Rodger, Rodger
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No, that's just the cutout filter :)
Vectors take aaaages.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Dang
I don't have the bother to do anything more than click on "filters"
.
.o)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Try it, the results will be worth it
and nobody'll get patronising that you must've spent aaaaaaaaaages playing around with the cutout settings getting it to look right...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ages?
5 seconds morelike :P
And I don't know what software to use anyway.
All I've got is photoshop and paint :P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# If you'd like to give Real Vectoring™ a go,
try Inkscape. It's free and available for Windows, Mac and Linux.

edit: the website seems to be down. Different Inky Linky
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Inkscape sales team?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Can I interest you in some ScotchGuard for you screen
in case you spill your inkscape?

edit: What do you use for your stuffs?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :)
Thanks for the links :)
That sarcasm one really helped ¦D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hey Dez
u get my gaz?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Well...
This isn't a vector as it stands, as it's a jpeg. Which is a bitmap graphic that uses pixels.

Vectors are based on maths rather than pixels.

That's why you can resize a vector upwards but a bitmap image looks like utter shite.

Hmm, that probably didn't help, did it. I'm sure Mr Google will be better at this type of thing than I.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hmm
The images I selected on google came out as .jpg and .gif :S
Does that means they just copied them over into paint or something and saved them as those filetypes?
Gah! Too technical for this early in the morn.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# nothing you see on b3ta, or the web is a vector.
as that is a file holder for the mathematical information that creates the picture. You see images created with vector shapes in programs such as illustrator, flash or Xara. What most people post here is actually a basic form od cell shading. They create a path with the pen tool and then fill the shape with colour and continue like that, tracing over their image until they have an image made up of lots of coloured shaped.
There is no 'vectoring' involved because I doubt many of them have huge gigabyte files made up of layers of vector shapes but rather a few layers of traced shapes just like old fashioned cell shading in comic illustration.

Vector imaging is quite complicated and is used in art and design as a means to transport designs to different people allowing them the freedom to edit at any size. b3ta 'vectoring' is tracing over a picture with coloured shapes and sometimes strokes for the less lazy ones to create a coloured traced image. Some wits are now calling these images 'vexels' which you can google because I've said too much and already will be upsetting people.
vexels take time and patience and create fantastic results. Pressing a filter button then posting the results on b3ta is a frivolous waste of thread. You are saying, "look, I pressed a button and the algorithm made me this". It's talentless shite that anyone can do. It'll even get scorned at deviantart.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Is not :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Disco party dog

From a site I've been working on... prod your own disco dog at the revo :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# i've just been playing with those.
and as ever it's been a joy.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# yay!
i've just been asked to make a disco penguin video for the same site. he's going to wear sequinned pants. sometimes i *really* i love my job :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# can't wait to see it
hopefully with added lady penguin cleavage.


or perhaps not.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# that is ace!
top work
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahah, wonderful!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hehehe
woosome as ever Ms. E!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# AHAHAA!!
I've just flicked on here 'cos I'm on hold
Dog's dancing to 'It's Not Unusual', brilliant!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# :D
The world of dancing animals owes you much :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I am NOT an Animal!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!
hooray for gladys! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Gosh, the music on that site is good.
;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hehe
you superstar
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Alright matey
Long time no thingummy, you know.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Yo yo
always, been hiding, been recording, been animating. You know the score.

How's you these days ?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Super, ta.
Doing various noise things for (something of a) living full-time now, which is nice. Still plenty of time to do stupid stuff too, though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Oh well played mate
good show old bean
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Heh,
I doubt it'll make me rich any time soon, but it beats working for a living!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Nice one love machine
woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Look at 'im go!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arise, Sir Ian

Roast Beefy of Old England
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# sorry...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# that
made me giggle like a bimbo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# There's a band in my area
called S.O.X.
Stands for Sexy [something] xylophones
They're crap, but everyone loves them because they know they're crap.
/random
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
quick question: where do you get all these sock puppet source images?! or do you happen to own a sock menagerie?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it was prodigy who gave the image to me, he's the SOCK KING!
but it is avilable fromall good google image searches apparently, under the term 'sock puppet'
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# my curiosity has been satiated
I once had an uncle who fell in love with his puppet.. He ended up marionette...

/couldn't-think-of-a-sock-pun blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# oof!
*spang*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'm soooo
Tempted to do one myself!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# haha!
socksy!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Can you hook me up with her?
*sexy mumblings similar to a tramp's intense conversations, but when no-one else is there*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Yay for socks
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# YAY
happy washin :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ;)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# She looks far too pleased with her achievement
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# She is
she's also going to leave him a snail trail as payback
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# If she threw it it would come back to her
As it's so stiff.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# that's why my penis
always remains on my body
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
Sox sells, I hear.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# It's the secret of my Sockcess
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# the punnage!
it buuurrnnnnnssss!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# always do
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# pfffh! :P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hamasaday?

okay maybe we should stick to cats..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I'm sorry
but I really do have no artistic talent at all.

I'll go sob quietly in the corner now.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# See 5 posts down,
I too am guilty.
but not talentless. ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# The actual photoshop is rather awesome
Unless it's text on a picture.
Then you get no credits.
Game Over.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Here here!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# There there!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# They do that
cheeky blighters
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# a hamas a day
keeps the doctor away
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# "For when the formaldehyde fumes become just too much to bear!"


Click for bugger (40KB)

also available in PDF format to stick up in post offices, lorries, pubs, bloam

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ooh dear.
Could this be where the b3ta line begins...?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hull.
Ouch.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# woo!
*cleeeck*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Jesus...


*click*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I would hope this is a niche market
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# killing two birds with one stone
1. fewer kiddies get snatched
5. profit!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
you're just trying to save the world eh
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# that's what b3ta's trying to achieve! world dominat- err...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *steals underpants*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# What is that accent doing there?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I noticed this
and want answers. NOW!

Just an observation, but there's been some fucking ace FPs over the last few days, I haven't been on for a short while and I was pleasantly surprised.*

*Not a random tangent, TGA is a veritable FP mill! (And with good reason).
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# darn accent
it hitched a lift. I have deported it back to where it came from...

/Daily Mail blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Punctuation's gone to the dog's.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *angries*
I've managed to get out of the habit of carrying a magic marker around with me for the purpose of correction

/pedant blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hah!
Well done. And Tippex too, I hope. Don't think I don't know you're tricks.

Come on, you can do it! Look away!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# STOP!
It actually ticks me off, I can't help it!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# same here.
makes us look a tad geeky, doesn't it?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# that pleases
my pedanty bits
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# this^
it confused me greatly
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# my work here is done then ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *is completely disoriented*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# fuck,
that's in really bad taste
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Calm down, join Jesus with a pint.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# havent you read the newletter, wankhat?
maddie jokes are no longer in bad taste!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
may i rot in hell for laughing quite so loudly at this.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# oh no he di'nt!
*is a black woman*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# "This one is going out to prodigy69"...

/Aretha Socklin
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that is
the best use of socks i've ever seen. have a click.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you did it.
brilliant, now animate it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# You, sir, have too much time on your hands.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ..
time sock
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ...
hands
cock
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
oddly charming

*clicks*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Yay!
What a marvellous thing to join the board at.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# this echoes my sentiments exactly
i've gone and ruined it with my filth :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Good stuff
you get the coveted woo

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# cor! ta!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# arf!..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hatstand?
Boba Fez and Darth Fedora

More if you can be bothered (no? i wouldn't either)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# bowler fett
maybe?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# proof indeed you didn't click "More"
;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ah. right.
*has now clicked*
still, there's always jabba the hat...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# or deerstalker skywalker
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# how about boba
fedora ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# i do need to learn the names of more hats...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# have some hats
bowler, beanie, homburg, fedora, slouch, sun, top, trilby, cloche, beret, borsalino, boucle, bucket, capuchon, chupalla, peaked, garrison, gatsby, ivy, kepi, kufi, nasaq, nightcap, salakot, skullcap, suma, tam, taquiya, tuque, yarmulke, zuchetto, beaver, bi/tricorn, panama, pork pie, sombrero.....

and i think that's quite enough...
i'm going for a lie-down...

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you forgot
dave
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
how could i? forgive me, dave!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Panama Solo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# stop, please,
i'm losing the will to live. too....mamy.....hats.........
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Tis a good idea
woo to that
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# This is good
it says so on my shopping bag
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# sorry i seem to have wizzed past this.
it's rather splendid.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# this deserves more woo.
And perhaps some yay.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# OMG TEXT ON A PICTURE!!!!!
This is unshopped from the Christian Creation textbook, right? The part where they show their evidence?
/bitter sarcasm

EDIT: Seems I forgot to WOO. Have a YAY and HOUPLAH for good measure. Fuck it, let's add a bit of PANOWIE!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# LOLZ!1!!!!111!1!!1!1
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# tects?
Still funny. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Was just a guess at how text might be spelt in wanky cute toap speak.
I dunno!
:s
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Fair enough
Funnier than most toaps. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# i think
that this is a creative, original and well executed leap toward the toap band wagon, i for one salute it!

WYH
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# A slightly shonky dinostrich

Morning all!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# aw he's got a limp!
have this from last night

and woo and ning

wooning

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# a limp what?
*awaits possible spanging*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# More 'ning!
But where's it going on such a bumpy road?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# he's walking towards the pass of the cattle
he must be feeling a bit hungry
same location, sunnier day
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# that's ace
nice panorama mappingness
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# mmm
prime prehistoric Aberdeen Angus

will check link later - no flashy at w*rk :¬(
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# it makes me wince every time it puts its foot down
i feel its pain.

and good morning.
edit/ afternoon.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Excellent!
Compo it!

Actually don't, it'll push me off the popular page.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oooo
Greeeeeeeeeeeeen
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# shonkshonkshonkshonkshonkshonkshonkshonkshonkshonk
woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha, you'rear too talented, ace work!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

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