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# "Honestly darling, you really are the most graceless, dimwitted bumpkin I ever met"


Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# brilliant
MAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!
& zing zang z'billip!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Oh I don't think you should say that to her sir!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm tea


I think I've fecked this up.
The error is there is no quit or NO! button.

There.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# its got cocaine in them...
oh silly mean i mean rasins
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Dey've gat coCAINE in'em!
I do say that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# If I couldn't go to America for any reason at all
I shell have to kill meself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *clicks G'wan*
So? Where's my tea?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# in the pot.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# And why is it not poured out?
Why is it still in the pot?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It'll be stewed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# You never do any thing in this house!
You never take me out anymore. Not been to a dance in ages.

When were the last time you bought me a nice dress even?
I'm stood here in rags. Bloody rags I tells ya.



(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# feck off, cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# there's no need for a no button
saying no to tea is never an option.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# milky 3 sugar
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# this wins the compo
Twice!

WMC
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Pistons!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# it looks so happy of pumping
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Yay
does it pump up the jam also?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Get your booty on the dance floor, make my day.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# your on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# haha
that needs animated :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Yes, YEEEEESSSS!
Soon with this might engine you shall take over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought this would be rather topical with everything going on lately...
Sorry if it's already bindun, not been able to check the board as often as i'd like recently....
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# bless ya heart.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Time for more silliness



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh GOD that hurt
*spangs*



*kisses better*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# SCD 34124?
no crew member shall arrive on duty wearing a ginger wig?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nah
its far more important than that one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# oh my
mind you - you could spruce it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *pines for a pun thread*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I got in fir-st
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Oak-ay, Oak-ay, no need to gloat!
Oak-ay no need to gloat!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ash-all stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nah, you keep larching about, if you want
you keep larching about if you want

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# willow K then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ha! you make micto sicker more with your puns!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Alder-gether now...
"Cheer up mictoboy"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Three Cherries for Micto!
Hip hip!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Oh fir goodness' sake!
edit: Damn, too slow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that's zero gravity for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I beech-seech you to be quicker next time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yew weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Don't be hollyble!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oakay, this could go on firever
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That' sequoias of many a
micto-led killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Would he kill me?
Red would . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i'm making a note of names and dates
so that when i'm dragged, blood-soaked, to the cells by armed police, i'll have written justification and they'll eventually commend my actions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# they'll have you for grand larcheny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# or beech of the peace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'll give you a character reference
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# and offer you your one . . . .
trunk call


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Special Branch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Oh dear
TJ: Is it too early for lunch? I'm hungry.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# no
no it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# not too early at all
and if you have lunch now, you can have another one later
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I am a fat
So I can't have two lunches. :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# if you're fat, ther rest of us are FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ^This
Claiming to be fat when you're not just makes genuinely fat people feel bad.

*feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I am a bit
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i'm thinking about eating my sarnies too now
i had brekkie at 7 so its long enough ago
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I had a pork pie for breakfast
I am disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *averts eyes*
you are a god to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yes you can
one is exactly the same as one

so metaphysically there's only one of it

therefore one lunch and another lunch = one lunch

*runs from logic*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that's so tenuous i'm scared it's going to snap
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha he could of at least spruced himself up a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oopsie!
pisssssssssssssssss


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# eh?
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# simple
It is modern art's most powerful antiwar statement... created by the twentieth century's most well-known and least understood artist. But the mural called Guernica is not at all what Pablo Picasso has in mind when he agrees to paint the centerpiece for the Spanish Pavilion of the 1937 World's Fair.

EDIT: The Christmas tree was DECORATED for bravery . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# please rearrange words in order of understandingness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Pun overload!!
*fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *snorkle*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# STOP FOLLOWING ME!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Why is everyone obsessed with vom today?
Tis most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ^ this
sick is disgusting
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# i was about to argue with you about that
for comic effect
but actually, it IS disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I must admit, I've never been a roman showers sort of girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Roman showers?
*adds to list of sexual terms I've learned from Captain Wow*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# :D
I really, really should be some sort of professional pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I hear the money's good
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I wouldn't shag people or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# What would you do then?
*curious*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Advise them on sexual stuff
sort of like the CAB, but for filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# cor
thats a job title to have

'ning everyone *waves and throws petals*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ningles duckie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hello
*catches petals*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# now that's a CV I'd like to see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :D It'd make it interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Me too!
Had to look here for it
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Squirrel with sicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# What has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel vomit! Whoop!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hrrrg!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Someone has put up one of those horrible motivational things.
"Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss you'll end up among the stars."


I might add a picture of Apollo 13 to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Just write underneath
'Forever. Until you die a painful death of starvation and dehyrdration, or your crewmate eats you'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Pah!
Apollo Crudely Drawn Cock!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# print a few of these out
www.despair.com

i have some on my partitiony thing, to counter the shitness of the real ones all over the bloody place here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Is there a 'Where's Maddy?' one?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Or a pic of someone
hitting the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Oh God I hate those.
Yeah that or Mr.Ben in his spacesuit.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# That is to say
alone, unable to breathe and surrounded by giant balls of burning gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# buuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# sufferin' succatash
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# this makes me laugh more than it should
but what an odd, yet factual, sig you have
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Either I'm having nightmares,
or I saw all these last night.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# WHAT?
IS THIS AN EXAMPLE OF PEAROASTING WHOREDOM?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I believe it is!
CALL JOHN REID!
BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yeah at 3:00am
dont you people ever take a break from this thing?
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# there's an option?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in a word.... NO!
neither do you so it would seem!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# got anything else, word docs, e mails, mp3's?
stick the lot in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *uploads swap file*
just to show the internets you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# yes, but you can scroll down and see what happened a couple of hours ago
and catch up on the nights activities.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# maybe
but what about this?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# errrr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I couldn't find that image...
but that is excelllllent...
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# WTF
?????????
(what day is it?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Well whaddya know?
Always wondered what it meant.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# sounds lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# my guess is this isn't going to go down too well.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# yeah, I'm not sure rearranging pictures
removes the fact that its a pearoast and over a meg of data
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *hides in the attic*
please don't gas me Herr Toast!

Only joking kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Pulsating nose monkey wins it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Whoa there!
that over a meg of stupid pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It's the violently throbbing proboscis monkey that bothers me...
Can't wait for that to come up on aoutcomplete at the wrong moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# another repost?
do that again and i'll add you to ignore
have a nice day
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# AMAGAD
(MNNNNGGH, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# "Joe misses zeitgeist bus again..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack
(the pic is lovely by the way)
I'm trying to figure out which film it is where one of the characters does a massive leap building to building, and when he/she lands they break the rooftop rather dramatically.

I reckon it's something in the Matrix but I'm not sure... Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Das Boot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
For some reason all I can remember about that is a man having his cock talcum powdered... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ahh no
that was bum-hungry slut boys 4

easily confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 3 was better
after that it all got commercial
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# No no no .
Bum Hungy Slut Boys 4 was that film with the Germans on a submarine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ahh yeah - my bad
that's the last time I buy Jürgen Prochnow films from Soho
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *looks out of window*
You say that... but I know what you're up to...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz Freeruns the World Trade Centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Woo!
I haven't heard that particular conspiracy theory for 9/11 yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Haha
that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It might be
or possibly the Hulk?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Never seen the Hulk (thankfully)
so it's not that.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# unfortunately doesn't work in the subject field
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Thanks bbb
Wondering what was going on there.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I liked it
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ^this
Ang Lee can't make a bad film
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
it was atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Pistols at dawn Sir!
I demand satisfaction! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I only saw a pre-release version
For half the scenes they hadn't even got round to CGIing his shorts on yet. The Hulk was about as well endowed as Action Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# It doesn't matter does it?
Nobody's going to want to do it with him.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# But does that mean that Dr Banner's was teeny?
Why would all of him Hulk if the important bits stayed small, unless they were microscopic to start with?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
He was probably wearing real trousers during filming. I don't think they add those in post-production for actual humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# is it Ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I don't think so...
Are you being serious or are you being your usual cheesy self?

*anticipates info about rennet*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# rennet?
Water, heated in a boiler on one side of the fire was used for all the family’s needs. Monday was washing day, when the boiler was operating all day, providing hot water for the Dolly Tub. Friday night was bath night when, in a tin bath in front of the fire, the children were bathed in turn. The cleanest looking child went first, and the dirtiest last!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# gourd and rennet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Enough about your childhood
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# arf
cheeky minx
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Bigfoot: The Free running adventure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# The Magnet that time forgot!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# the tick cartoon
TJ : aww poor dinosaur holly-hhd.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# da dwee da da da da
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# A weekend at magnet's
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# The magnet that shot Liberty Valance


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I've been hearing about his work in Taunton.
Imagine that - every single person having an affair with the same duck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
but wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha
find the quote time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Blackadder...
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# you can have 5 groats anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# First series?
Never really watched that too much, as it's nowhere near as good as two and three
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I used to think that until I got the box set
the first series was much better than I remembered.

Brian Blessed is ace in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Brian Blessed is always ace
It was good, but two and three are miles better. I think one of my favourites is Amy and Amiability, cos Miranda Richardson is wonderful
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Series 4 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I thought it was a better concept
but not as much popular appeal


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# now do winch-finder general :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# "ah there it is!"
its a very short film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# was it in a kitchen drawer
or at the back of the garage?

they usually film alternative endings
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# haha
in my case it would still be in the B&Q bag I brought it home in - some 3 years earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# have these instead...




(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# brilliance in a bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *clicks Shit self*
Whoops!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# thats put me right off my coco pops....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i read it as "shit shelf"
and was very confused
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# you are Sean Connery
AICMFP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# IKEA £5
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Teehee
*giggles into her cuppa*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hahah, nicely done
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I glad I not embassy
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *bums anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha,
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *attempts to click sensible foreign policy*
DAMMIT!

Ah well..

*restricts civil liberties*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Needs more INFIDEL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# haha nice
In other news (no horses or the loving hereof guaranteed) What a tool - mine cost about £19 from Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Preeeetty though
I do like Hirst's work, even if he is a pretentious bunnypoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# didn't he once poo in cans and sell it as art, just to have all the cans explode because the bacteria build up?
or was that some other artist i can't remember the name of?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# that was some italian fellow i think
a wee while back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Yes
He made meatballs of his own fat as well, and there's a photo of a muslim girl sucking him off (he's Jewish)

He was in Bizarre mag not long back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ^This
I seem to have cultivated a taste for incredibly pretentious modern art...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# but is yours art.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# it has some nice stains on it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# are you an artist
if so, then it's definitely art.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I could be
how can anyone actually tell?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# You need training...
I have been to an art college type place... apparently you need to learn the rules before you're allowed to break them.

This is why two people can do the same thing, but only one is considered an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# like TGA and Kerry then?
b3ta.com/board/7325769
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Precisely.
It also helps if you get there first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# i too am a fully qualified certificated ( ba hons) artist
therefore any marks i make or thoughts i have are art.
it's official.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *screenshots*
*ebays*
*doesn't make back listing fees*
PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yay!
Strictly speaking, I'm a music, not an art, so any sounds I make are music, and should be treated as such.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I got thrown out of uni
what does that mean for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# That makes you a renegade element of society...
If you are successful at anything, it's because you had the strength and courage to fight on - despite oppression.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# now THIS I like!
too long for a sig though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# You could just be
'is a renegade element of society'

?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hmmm
sounds too edgy for me

I'm more slippers and merlot these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
How about:

"likes to rock, but from the comfort of his own home" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# What's worse
is that judging by this critera...I am SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo
*investigates*

It's true... you're made completely out of science...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# me too
I am the Science of Dirt!

I don;t know anything about science
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Neither do I
and I'm going to be teaching it at a secondary school!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# if i did that as well
it'd be a installation, or a happening or some such.it would definitely cost you more.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Yes, this is true.
I am not allowed to install myself - merely give recitals of staged theatre pieces...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hirst....
i think they should cut him up when he dies and put him on display
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# top idea
i did like the shark, the sheep, and the big perspex box with the flies in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# that last one was David Blaine wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Arf!
*throws egg*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Watch your embassy!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more Macwanker
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# your all gay
but i agree with the first two
mac bods never need to know what pocessor we're using, cos it'll be fine whatever it is
and you can never have enough RAM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# you're ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# no
'your' is correct when followed by 'all gay' It's the b3ta law


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# the word CUNT / MUM
can be after "you're"
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Not when it comes to '....all gay'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# oh
*shames*
*hides under blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# S'alright
you're only a babyb3tan. And our laws are both diverse and nonsensical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Better?
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# oh fine!
Don't believe ME!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *bats eyelashes*
which one of us looks more believable?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# you would win for most words ending in -able
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# :D
That's a lovely thing to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *offers placatory cayke and biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# cayyyyyyke!
ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# well at least there are no horses....
*commits self to insane aylsum because the music won't get out of selfs head*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo needs no talent, you say?
Excellent, suits me down to the ground then.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# TGA beat you to that one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Did he?
Fuckbuckets.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# and it got front paged
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# So I fucking see.
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# is this a slightly different take on the joke that's already on the front page
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *checks front page*
Fuckbuckets.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Woo!
Alas, bindun


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Has it?
Oh fuckbuckets
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I say, cracking idea!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# FECK OFF AND STOP STEALING THE BEST IDEAS
AND THEN JUMPING IN YOUR MASONIC TIME MACHINE AND ERR . . . . SUMMAT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Ok, I admit it, I'm a Masonic Timelord...
The Grand Master ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning Archie!
Congrats on the front page old bean ;)

Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it!!!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# cheers fella, like minds and all that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Doh


Still, different angle

...said the actress to the...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# .. stage hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Did you really get nawty-stepped?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# for all of 10 seconds, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# He asked Rob to


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *climbs back under duvet*
Right, now I really have to do some w*rk.

Catch you all later you lovely people!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# ta-ra


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# It'll all be good mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Same here (ugh)
laters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# fuckbuckets?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# he's still got it...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
still would :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Heh :D
'ning Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done indeed!
1989 - cracking his whip
2008 - cracking his hip
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahah :D
you daft
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# FROM THE CREATORS OF 1942 AND THE PHANTOM MENACE
they don't put that on posters do they?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i liked 1942
it was shit
but i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
C];0)

Woo! Top stuff!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Excellent
*expects the next film to be just like this*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# mr toast posted an indie image earlier
is he dead or stricken with something nasty?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# How old is Harrison Ford anyway?
High adventure with a zimmer frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# he is 64
great pic
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# brill
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Great!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# can i go home?
i don't want to be at work today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Yep.
Off you go. I'm 'working from home' today. I would be happy if it didn't include the 'working' aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i'm at home
maybe if you sit in the toilet for about an hour, and run back and forth every 5 minutes holding your belly, stayin in there for another 20 minutes, people may suggest you go home anyways...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Pumpo-Pumpo-Pumpage!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Retro!
Plenty of that on the tube this morning... : X
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# :D
trumps are funneh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# the trouser trumpet!
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ..
(I_am_B, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Straight outta Compton
whoega-yo
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# YOU ARE WEARING NEUTRAL GANG COLOURS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I love monsters
therefore this is win
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# MWA or DWA?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# \o/ MORE MONSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# bean
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *covets*
your style of drawding is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yay!
EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *awes*
That is truly a thing of wonder, I have bookmarked it*



*seriously, I have
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# is he that unfunny cunt off the friday project?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# dunno i found the twat on google
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# That's Alan Carr
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# aha
i can see now why i got confused
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# That's Jimmy Carr
You are turning into me. :)

Woo pic clickety click.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *feels boobies*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *feels cormorants*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *feels the power*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# F-F-F-Friiiiiiiiiiiday! Have some silliness



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *picks bits out mouth*
Ewwww


Woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yeah . . . bloody sprouts, yuk!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Naughty Dave!
Sprouts are lovely!

*wallops*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ow!
Don't wallop me, it's Jessie spitting them over the place . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *awaits further walloping*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Sprouts are the food of the devil...
End of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls up and lurks in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'lo Minky Phex
*strokes*
*unhides mink-snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *watches from outside the window. in the cold and rain*
*wipes a tear from eye*
*sings lonely song*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Awww...
www.b3ta.com/board/7325674
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Come on Kenny
We don't need to feel loved. Lets go hit a few bars before ending up in a casino/stripclub
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I have weasel snacks too
I just refuse to give in to your bullying tactics with the other manimals

C'mon fella...over here...thass it...no biting...

Edit: Fine, well I tried
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *feeds stale weasel snacks to hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# oh good GRIEF!
/chuckles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Gah!
*munches*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# least they're not ginger . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
Actually, I'm not natural ginge, so I don't know why I'm getting all 'oh no he didn't'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *placates*
'ning Cap'n!

*handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# eh?
who? didn't what?

hehehe! I love your hatstand replies . . . reminds me of Jessie's 'Ta!' days


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Er...*tries to find*

I can't find it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That'll do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hatstand?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# yes, hatstand
I posted a pic the other day and you gave me a critique of two filums you'd seen and finished with 'I don't know why I'm telling you'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Ahhh, I see.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Haha, no indeed.
They can't be, I'm still wearing mine ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# bleurgh!
yet woo...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# bloo?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# wourgh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!?
HUGGGH!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# :D
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Awww!
Thass nice, tell me about your shiny new house


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'tis a wee semi
with a lovely kitchen and baffroom and it's set in the fair district of Denton :)

I am dead excited. If all goes well we shall aquire dogs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Lovely!
any bushes outside your bedroom window?

EDIT: Which Denton, there's at least 10 in the UK


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# The one in South Manchester
Nay bushes unfortunately, but a truly lovely patio and lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I feel sick now..
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning Trellis!
good!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Oh I see
'Ning a ling!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# YACK!
... but *roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahah
the alt text is the funniest bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Hurray!
least you found SOME humour in it . . . Hahaha!

'nings matey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# nings
i got a resonator uke in the post this morning
*strums*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# COR!
My banjolele pupil was rubbish again yesterday, he's so variable . . . he couldn't find G7 yesterday, the second chord he learned OVER TWO YEARS AGO! FFS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# blimeh
does he not practise?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# yes, all the time
he even played at our gig the night before . . . and he did fine.

I don't understand how he can forget some stuff


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# maybe he's got MPD
and his other personality doesn't play very well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# heh
I couldn't tell you what G7 was, and I've been playing guitar for 17 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Isn't that when world leaders gather round to talk about climate change and snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Wondered what people thought of my cover mashups...


If you want to check out the mash-ups themselves then have a click...
(I Want Billy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# i don't get a few of those
but i have bookmarked this thread for perusal athome, where i have speakers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# and a bogroll holder on the side of the desk....??!
I KNOW YOUR SORT, MISTER!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# umm.... they're ok
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# is this that newfangled 'pop' music?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# come on grandad! get with it!
this is what the kids are doing!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I don't see Alma Cogan there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# and there's not enough Mrs Mills
these people don't know real music
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i like the enola gay one
[edit] i just remembered my mash-up myspace

www.myspace.com/horsedonkeycock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# pfftttttt
gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's actually fucking torture. I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# the best thing i've heard in ages
you sir are a genius.
it's playing as i type, and i have tears of joy cascading down my face.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I can't find my "lettuce bee" cover so have this unrealted pic instead


also, this may not be fair comment 'cos I can't listen to it here but EVERYTHING has been mashed with "da funk" and they're pretty much all shite

and I'm a big daft punk fan
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# enoooooooola gay you should have stayed at home yesterday
oh oh oh

this i like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Round round, baby, round round.
Like a record, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# a little late....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# For what?

What do you mean? Who are you? Do I like you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# shit
those lyrics have just put meatspin back in my head

dagnabbit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# eventually you'll get used to it
then you'll start to like it
then love it
then befor you know it, you'll b fwapping to it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Then you'll establish a small fanclub which will grow in numbers
Underground meatspin clubs form
Eventually crescendoing in a protest against your rights to meatspin in public.
2032 sees meatspinning introduced as an Olympic sport
and you grow old knowing you made the world a better place
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# only untill health and safety demand you wear eye protection while doing it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I love that song so much.
I want to cover that one too.

/Mildly obsessed with 80s music she was too young to remember the first time round blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hahah! This


Edit: 'ning cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Ningles lovely!
You have no idea how excited I get when there's a bit of Spandau on the telly.

Spandau, Roxy Music, The Human League, Gary Numan, Pet Shop Boys, Dead or Alive, ADAM AND THE ANTS, Duran Duran.... all fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ADAM AND TH'ANTS!
*dons dandy clothing*
How I love their crazy tunes
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Now there was a fall from grace.
He looks like a paedophile now, and he was the hottest man alive in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Poor lad...
Got all worked up when people were taking the piss out of him in the pub, so put a brick through the window.

You'd have thought he knew that ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ba-fucking-dum
you win cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Cayke!
Seriously though, that's true what I said...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# :( Too much dandiness makes Adam a mental boy
*laments*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# It's a warning to us all...
*stops being dandy, just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Indeed!
*discards cravate*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Indeed :(
He could disintegrate the knickers of a maiden merely with a glance
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# We did that in school!
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# i never understood the enzymes
and that bit with the light
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# The light was the light of God
the enzymes made God work faster
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# it went something like
insect jesus + water = gremlin
gremlin + enzyme = jesus moth
jesus moth + light? what? = spain

then i get lost
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I think the next bit was
spain + country = portugal
portugal + family = bad parenting
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# its science
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# God's science at that!
Finest of all sciences
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# silence
*discreetly stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *quietly bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# how many gears does it have?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Heh!
'nings, one and all
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# ning Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Greetings!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'loes kenny
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Yo!
*ruffles fur*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# did you enjoy your track day? or is that some other time?
*licks down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# It was just watching F1 testing, but yes I did enjoy it =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Ning Kenny sir!
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Good 'ning to you dude!
I'm not bad, although I have a sore eye and I don't want to be at work.

But it's the weekend tomorrow and I have all sorts of jollity planned, yaay! \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Put some Sudacrem on your eye.
It can only make it worse.

Weekend \m/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Contact lens solution ftw.
It's much better than it was - it'll be back to normal tomorrow I hope.

And I don't care if it isn't, I'm still going to wear my contacts.

/hates wearing glasses blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *smiles*
I'll probably only put my lenses in at the last minute, so don't worry. And I'll be taking them out pretty quickly too...

EDIT: (Although not as quickly as I took them out last night!)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Just don't wear either
and stumble around. You won't notice when you're drunk anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Heya WI
no news yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Nope.
They've now put it back to Monday which means I have a whole weekend to hate the company even more :)

Moving on soon - even have a written reference from my co-worker.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Geeze
What exactly do they plan on doing over the weekend? Its not like jury duty or anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I got out of jury duty
They'd written to me at the wrong address (even though I hadn't been living there for two years) and then I couldn't get through to anybody on the phone to ask how I was supposed to get to the court when I couldn't drive.
1 stinky letter complaining about their procedures later, and I had a letter back along the lines of 'Christ, we can't have you on a jury. Leave us alone!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I've never been asked
Why does everyone duck out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *considers*
Won't that make driving a little tricky though?

The no glasses thing and the blurry eyes thing, I mean...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Glasses ftw everytime.
I can't wear contact lenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Never tried contacts...
so I'll have to agree with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I get freaked out by things near eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# He freaks out every time he blinks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# At least contact lenses don't steam up when you go into a warm room on a cold night...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# This is true...
Are contacts expensive / painful then?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I pay £10 a month and that includes all my cleaning solution and everything.
And normally they're not painful at all but last night I tried to put one in with the wrong solution on it (don't ask) and it FUCKING STUNG LIKE FUCKING FUCK!

And now my eye's very bloodshot and it feels like I've been crying my heart out all night, but from one eye only =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Oh noes!
Don't cry, I'm sorry!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# If anyone asks
Tell them you're sad that Bruce lee is still dead.
Or that the A team was cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# bloody vanity


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Ha! Winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bless you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Some of us fancy you Dave...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yeah?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!
*rawks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'lo =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *grips*
*squeezes*

*readies clicky head-counter thing*

;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I's transferring musak to my shiny new phone
I think I'm going to need a bigger memory card ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'lo jess
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'lo weasel!
*hides mink-snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# =(
No one ever gives me snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Jam Donut?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *offers tasty snack*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Cos you steals dem?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# My behavior is a result of society's rejection and their bias towards minks.
Just because they have silky coats and cute eyes and not smell like trash and poop
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ning a ling
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# G'day!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I commend your replying skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Ello cheeky!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Still not moved in?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# MOVING IN TODAY!!
*jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# YAYS!
Don't forget to get your post redirected and suchforth!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# yup
one of the many ghey jobs to do on the list of doom! (ugh)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'ning luv :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Harrow!
*also man-hugs*

EDIT: I'm a spacker! soz


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# mmphhf
Careful, I am but a slip of a lass!

EDIT: heh, thass better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# it goes up to eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# well... it was back in the olden days i s'ppose
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# TJ: anyone know any GOOD sites to download free copyright free music for a project i'm doing?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# what sort of music?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Depends...
What kind of thing do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I don't know yet......
It's awkward because I basically want to browse and find one that kinda 'jumps out at me'
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# =D
'ning wheely
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hello there little weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# nicely
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

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