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# HAPPY B3TADAY RAPITINUI!!

Edit: and that date down there means it's my ashual birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Is that you in the picture being abused by an Albino Chumprabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:48, archived)
# Yes. That's was last year's birthday.
I'm hoping to get flickrgirl over this year for a hummer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:49, archived)
# happy birthday
have a good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Cheers :)
Not doing much really... going out for a meal, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# YES IS CAN BE CAKE TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)
# awwwwwwww!
 
All my cat's family are cake fiends.
Especially Spindles, Inky and Puff-Puff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Awwww
that's absolutely fantastic :)
HOORAY FOR CAKE TIEM!! And thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:31, archived)
# from the if you cant really draw an animal
hide it behind something school of drawing
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# Haha
and what better thing to hide it behind than a delicious cake!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:33, archived)
# i could work for clintons
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)
# That rang a bell but I had to google it...
I dunno connor, it looks kind of tricky:
www.clintoncards.co.uk/ecommerce/shop/item.asp?prodtype=16&product=77&V=10542&C=EVI095
You'd need to have your fingers broken and your brain removed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Ugh.
 
Those made me want to stab my own eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:49, archived)
# ha yeah
then you would have to send me a card.

"congratulations on your recent icepick lobotomy"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:49, archived)
# I just checked the website...
apparently they have NO celebratory icepick lobotomy cards AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:52, archived)
# ROFLOBOTOMY
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH

ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:05, archived)
# i was reading about it recently. completly mad.
scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2007/07/inventing_the_lobotomy.php
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:12, archived)
# OK, this all is giving me the heebeegeebees.
It's like the 50's brought out the most evil shit in people. Especially bitchy mothers.

Icepick lobotomies and trepanning from hell.


OUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)
# 1850's in the above case.
But it goes back
into prehistory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)
# I heard something on NPR about this
by some guy who's now a school bus driver who had a transorbital lobotomy.

His stepmother made up some bullshit reason for him to have one and the doctor who invented the procedure helped convince the dad.

That doctor would also show off his new technique by doing two lobotomies at the same time in front of crowds.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:22, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:28, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Cheers for that..
 
I knew about Moniz and Freeman but it's always interesting to see what happened after.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:38, archived)
# the bit i like is that people would que round the block for one
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:47, archived)
# I like that bit in the first article
that says he once lobotomised 25 women in a day.

WHAT A STALLION!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm just cannibalizing one of the clinton ones right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)
# It's usually done through the eye socket I believe
but this is good too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:23, archived)
# haha
lolbotomy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
What a great way to end a day.

Happy fluorescent hospital time to all!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Kids, don't bug your mothers.
OR ELSE.

That appears to be the icepick method. NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Haha!
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# oh i did sict up a texts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Happy bioday!
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:57, archived)
# WHOA, WE HAVE ARMAGEDDON:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:07, archived)
# AHHAHAHA!
And Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Well happy birthday goddamit!
Woo for Rap's present.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Hoppy Mahalishi Birthday . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:13, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# ooooh yes i am ready for fluffy tiem!
 
Happy birthday, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:14, archived)
# Hooray!
And thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY, COOL DUDESTER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:42, archived)
# THANKS. I ASKED CHARLIE IF HE WANTED TO PARTY BUT HE SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY PLANNING HIS HONEYMOON.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Actually he's a bit busy with his crazy bitch ex-wife.
 
www.people.com/people/article/0,,20050311,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Blessed be Our Lady of Flung Laptops.

I'd fling my lap atop her!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:02, archived)
# EVERYONE WANTS HIS SEED.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Ah, here she is:
 
www.mofaha.com/b3ta_images_gallery.asp?imgNum=124
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)
# and this one always makes me cry like a little girl.
 
www.mofaha.com/b3ta_images_gallery.asp?imgNum=40
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Awww
I should do more kittins. There's always too much stuff I want to do though. And the lolcats kind of put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:38, archived)
# yes moar kittins please yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 6:58, archived)
# yay!
happy bday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7487682
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Thanks Doc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 5:52, archived)
# i don't care that i'm 3 hours too late for this post
i'm still wishing you a happy burpday now (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 7:12, archived)
# I waited for you :)
Thanks amon :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)
# Hiccy Burpday
is mine too!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 7:24, archived)
# shitting crikey
happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# If B3ta made a computer game
(Mr Donny quality not required, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# That's a bit low poly...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# 32k?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# *gigglesnort*
I just thought about him the other day. The Teaboy. Mr. 32K. Can't even remember his username anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Last seen September 2006.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/4131779
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:34, archived)
# i bow in your general direction;

for you are the S P A Z Z M A S T E R !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:36, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)
# shake it babeeeeeeee,
you wont break it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)
# Yay!
That rabbit has no tits.

Five internet years. That's almost infinity. Fez spidy says happy b3ta etc...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)
# FAR OUT, AND GROOVY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:23, archived)
# DADDIO!
Right on, even.

/I'm way too sober. :(
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Latters for the cakey . . . Hop b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Quality is for chumps
and tesco
(Mr Donny quality not required, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:42, archived)
# well done tamworth!
esp. love mr pedantic top left! Woo!
ah bollocks have a *click* for excessive meme use!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Thanks zank
Coming soon the memmings 2, with 37% more memes
(Mr Donny quality not required, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:41, archived)
# yay for old b3ta
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Spin
and win!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)
# RAF mouse squardon 6.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Of course cats would think that
they think we owe them everything.
They're right, pretty much.


TJ: This is sad news, if true.
www.tourettesguy.com/index2.html
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
 
I have no idea whether anything on that site waas genuine, but I did have a good laugh at his antics.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:19, archived)
# I doubt any of it was genuine
and this "death" may not be either, who knows.

Still, I suppose I'll rub my tits while looking at my ass, in his honor.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:23, archived)
# HOTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)
# this is truly sad
*edit* oops, i though this was the guy who did the mr tourette, master signwriter cartoons. now that would be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# The original pages are down, so it is kinda dead:
 
www.shitflap.com/gallery/tourette
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:06, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# woo, good b3taday to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:29, archived)
# IT HAS BEEN GOOD SO FAR, YES. LATER I WILL BE LESS SOBER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Revisionist clap-trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:43, archived)
# *looks at shoes*

Night b3ta! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)
# night and congrats on the FP
:D
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# cheers fella
I SLEEP NOW!
/Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Gangrene!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Pffft.
 
Goodnight, and also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)
# thanks - happy b3taday! :)
*runs off to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:42, archived)
# "Hit the fucking foetus you cock-sniffer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)
# OMG ITZ UR FUKKEN BIRTHDAY LOL
...well, b3taday in any case. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:43, archived)
# It was bound to happen, sooner or later.
 
Today's batch of macros is good:
www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P732_0_1_0
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# awww, kittehs.
And now, LOTSA CATS IN A FLAT.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1199
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 
and I thought twenty cats in one house was a good number..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# that one cat near the end of the video is freaky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Nooo, she's lully.
 
Now that I've watched the video.. that's pretty much how Ittybittykitty's mob get down when there's a cat biscuit scramble.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Happee b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# bless your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# great googly moogly!
WOO! with a sprinkle of pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# so wow thats neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Crikey, you've not been around much lately..
 
'sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Now my shirt
a guy on another forum made it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# i guess
you can say that it the pause that refreshes?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# a new summer read
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# String 'em up I say
'angin's too good for the lot of 'em.

/evening standard
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Drawn and quartered!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
 
Woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Happy
Day of B3ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# tillykke med fødselsdagen!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# och
många till!
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:30, archived)
# this ftw!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# j/k rofling.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:32, archived)
# HAHHHAHAHAHA!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:33, archived)
# *turns over*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)
# My obsession with water continues.
you may have this




edit:

you may also have the full size non animated version
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/static.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
# what sort of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Jazz water in 5/4
and that pic is wibbly-woo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# jazz water is a porno turn of phrase
I am sure of it

you perv! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)
# that would be
jizz water
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)
# That's braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# mm nice clouds
nice starfield too. What did you use?
(Christopsy, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Can't remember why I cut all these out


It's from one of those Tomytronic 3D things
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Woah.
 
That takes me back..
woo, I say!

Never saw the shark hunt one, but I do remember a space invaders game like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
#
www.modojo.com/features/20060724/95/retromo_the_tomytronic_titles/2/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# they missed a few
Jungle Fighter 3D
Sherman Attack 3D
Stereo Skyfighters 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# mentions those on page 3
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# but not the Tandy clone of Stereo Skyfighters
called Sky Duel
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:25, archived)
# I don't understand anything about this post.
At all. AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# OH WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# very nice
I have all 7 variants of the Tomytronic 3D's

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)
# THAT'S THE ONE!
 
Sky Attack, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Thundering Turbo
the car racing one was always my favourite, I still have a go on it once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# that's the only one I really remember playing
it seemed pretty cool at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I don't remember the shark effort but
I remember this one.

The shark one - is it real?, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# ^ i had that one
my bro had the racing one

:D
(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I too have the racing one somewhere.
Actually my little sister was the Tomy fan. I was into beer by the time they came out she had a few and for some reason I happen to know they are in a box in my loft. I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Grand!
I was never allowed a Tommytronic 3D thing, but I had my Speccy and that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# FUCK YES.
 
Likewise, I only ever got to play with other people's.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Oooer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:43, archived)
# There's something in my front pocket, just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# haha
he should be dead at the first frame, damn that unforgiving collision detection
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Rock Star ate my Hamster
Best. Evar.

*chooses 4 Lemmys*

Edit: have a couple of Speccy related icons...





Hungry Horace and Manic Miner, respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Kane
was the best game ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:43, archived)
# That game made me love beethoven's moonlit sonata.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Snap!
I know heaps of folk who like moonlight sonata, thanks to jet set willy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# It's one of the puzzles in Resident Evil, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Five years? That's a paddling!
 


Forty thousand, four hundred and ninety-seven posts. BOOYAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Fine work
well played indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Lightweight
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Congies!
www.b3ta.com/board/7487486
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *congas*
 
Bah bah ba da dah, HEY!
Bah ba da dah, HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# As you wish, Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Yay!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# That looks like my old cat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Ginger, or tabby?
 
www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P698_0_1_30
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# You have ACHIEVED!
SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, I totally deserve a raise for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# You get coupon. 10% off magenta paint.
and you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Excellent.
 
I shall spend the weekend painting "INTERNETS?" in six-foot letters about town.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# This sounds like a fairly standard weekend.
Do something special.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# With any luck, I will.
 
HOOOWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# O HOW I WILL HEE-HAW AT THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Oooff!!
Smack 'im!

Happeh b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
and a paddling!
enjoi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NIPPLEZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I
DOS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# PARTAY.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# That's from my first b3taday.
 
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# SEX, DRUGS, PISSIN ON AMERICA, FUCKIN UP THE MUSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# I don't piss on America.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Do you have biggah jugs now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# If anything I've lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# You are travelling time backwards
please desist forthwith.

I don't wish to get back with my ex-girlfriend by sucking tears off the table into my eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# YOU'RE MY LAPINE GOD SEXEH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# YIFF ALERT LEVEL ELEVENTYFIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# phwoaar!
*rubs thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
#

happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# awwww!
 
Yay, Mos!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Huzzahs!
I wish I had cake to offer, or even cider
but all I have is lemsips & tissues :(
Grats & Woos anyways :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# JEEZUS!!!!
That's alot of F5s

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# nips!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Hurray!

Have this magic trick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhah!
 
Nuthin' up mah sleeve..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# woo and yay
old man
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself.
Deeply ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Tap that!

Have this for now, I'll make you a proper present later :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# CAKESHAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# IN THE SHAPE
OF A CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I made this for you, too.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
don't know if I can adequately repay that, but I'll try :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Crikey Raps!
That's a milestone! (and a nifty bit of paddling!)

My own 5 years must be up soon too (but I don't have nearly the number of posts that you do, you anti-lurker, you!)

edit: just checked, 4 years, 9 months and 0 days. I'd better get thinking for a suitable post. I sure as fuck am not posting nekkid pics of me for my 5th b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Cheers!
 
I'm with you on that. We all pre-date Jessie getting her kit off, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# congrats, bro-dog!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# WUT?
 
Over here we say "cuzzie-bro".. cher cher.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:02, archived)
# superhappyfunb3tadaytime!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 30 seconds
Haven't been around for a bit, so have a quick and cheap compo entry

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(donotresus, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# at least with yours there's something to mop the body parts up with afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# .
since i've not been about much, I was wondering how many variants on the theme there would be...

and bugger, noticed mine is more musical than spelling should allow.
(donotresus, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Was about to comment :)
Is it the same as a B Flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Effortless but a nice end to the day.

Off now, everyone.

Night b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
# ....chord?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
# That's the sound you get when two or more people bungee simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I BOUGHT YOU A MULE BUT I EATED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# strewth, blue!
5 years of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Sneaks up on ya, doesn't it?
 
You've been around three and half years now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# and i bet your employer would be as thrilled as mine
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Take Granny roller blading
(siamese bat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Hehheheh.
 
I like the cut of your jib.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Not exactly what I had in my head when I started

but I shall post anyway...
the quality of recent pics has been far too high
:|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Giraffe is a Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# That's scary
www.b3ta.com/talk/3603032
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Eh?
/thick as pig shit
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Obviously you're not in the game then
You basically have to stop thinking about the game. Just completely forget.

When someone reminds you, you lose, and you have to make others lose.

You're now in the game.

You can't actually win, either.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Nah
but I am 'on' the game
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You ARE the game.
You are one with the game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
# There is only one game
and Cthulhu makes the rules
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Am I being thick
If I don't know what the fluff you are talking about, what is the game?

I knew some one on the game once, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I've just spent 5 minutes trying to work out why pictures weren't loading on b3ta anymore
fucking talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Silly bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# ahhahah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's right.
 
What I don't get is why the calendar is a day out.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Ahhh - but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# If it has nipples
Sure!
(Arahan, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# just behind its eyes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# This...
this is fucking GENIUS in gif form
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# yay. I remember him
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Brilliant
*wishes could click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)
# That is very good
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Fuck.
Yes.

Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# So...
what was in your head when you started? A giant bucket of fear?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# It's supposed to be a color test thing...


And THIS one is really small... so it's hard to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# *Groans - slaps head*
*clicks*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# It looks better bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Ahhhh...
Thank you, I think I can find it now

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# No, mate...
it's me company logo...

gerbepernert...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha

*apologises profusely*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I rather like the idea though
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I've looked qat it long enough
what do all the green dots mean?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Your mom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# It's something about you, you know
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# ok, right
COLOURBLIND

so i offer up a handicapped ris here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Please to explain.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Fuck!
Damn good job. No pattern except that of the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
# i offer you
www.b3ta.com/board/7487479
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I would click
but you spelt colour without a u
nice pic
(jonjonjon, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Bought a graphics tablet @ Comet....
Behold.....

A pic of my mate Nick, from when we saw Biffy in Manchester earlier this year.

Not bad?

Click for bigger (62KB)
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Very noice
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Groovy, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# ROWRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# CUD!
CUUUUUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Mrrrrrrrrmrrrrrrrrrrmrrrrrrrrrrrrmrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# that is some
flash tache action happening there! - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Eeeek!
Disturbing... but most Woosome at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# SUDDENLY
JUST THEN...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# It's almost compelling
Almost
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# night all
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hahhahaha!
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Rolf on Animal Hospital...
The scene...

Animal comes in on stretcher in pieces.

Rolf "Now this little fella was hit by a truck on the A38. Can ya tell what it was yet.?"

Edit:- Wooo Btw.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# tie that kangaroo down.....SPORT!
pfftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Beastiality's best boys...
...beastiaility's best;
(Shag a wallaby);
Beastiaility's best boys;
Beastiaility's best;

Flog your log up a dog boys... etc etc.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Have a root with a bandicoot
was my favourite verse, but you got the main part wrong.

it's "beastiality's great, mate".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# i'm of the opinion that Rodney Rude summed it up best with:
Why Won't Rolf Harris Fuck Off And Die!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
# It's a tiny duck under a crouching dog
it is isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Pffft
I'm off too, so g'night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Little fella looks like he's struggling...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Do you mean
Rolf? or the dog?
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# The beauty of the ambiguous message :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# AAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# ^THIS
^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Yay & pfffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Burble
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# A nonsense? Don't mind if I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# haha
you have no right to post that earlier picture of me in the pub without securing a release.

Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You'll never catch me!
I am protected by the paparazzi mafia

*ca-leek*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# As I'm the one on the right
all I can do is glare at you with my good eye and call you "vile. vile cunts "

Edit:// Is that Mictoboy in the middle? I recognise those shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# alrighty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Ahahahahaa!
Winner :)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Yay for mad science!
The best kind of science.
Woo!
(so who are these people?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# You forget voodoo science
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# It's the harlem globe trotters
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# no one getting my
futurama joke, bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I'm laughing on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I'm dead on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# That too.
something about listening to This on a loop has affected me in a profound way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Haha!
I wish I had some lmao tubes right now.

Speaking of lmao, is that Clone High in your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Did you know that there is a secret organization
consisting of both Parents AND Teachers manipulating events behind my back?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
#


...Wesley.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# TOAE
*cries softly*
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# and by us, he means me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# syrup in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
#
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/16
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# ha
and indeed, ha
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Haha!
I watched the new die hard today. It's chuffing ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# haha
where did he get that ridiculous tache?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Why the sudden Elton rage?
Has he died or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# his music did long ago
now he's bitter
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Hehehehe
good evening sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# halibut my fine dutchboy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# He tried to murder
the internets with a deftly placed hissy fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# He did?
well, since we're all here, I gather the attack was stopped.

or are we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I have no idea.
My ignore list is longer than my cock. Who knows who's here any more? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Hehehehe

b3ta has more than two members, you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I'm running out of ignore
spaces you know? *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Go on, punk...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# "you can't see me 'cos I can't see you"
"la, la, la"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# here
ridiculous tache ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
BIGGER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# takes you aback
that lol
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Can we close it now
before this wagon gets out of control?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# kokoro scan kokoro scan!

linky
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# ahaha
I'm having to watch the whole thing again now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Ah.of course.
That makes sense.

Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# :D
Strangest trailer ever.
I could never live in Japan. It'd be like having a pounding hangover 24 hours a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I'd move there tomorrow
if I had less baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# It has bears doing wheelies on tricycles in it!
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# and men on flying bananas firing lightning bolts at said bear
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# prezactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Oh my, i just thought
what I would give to see a japanese version of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# it's called 4chan
and it was mental but interesting before spotty teenage yanks discovered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I've heard of 4chan being a real cesspool of the interwebs
so havent actually ever looked at it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# oh it's utter filth
but there was a time when it was purely nippon orientated and there was a spot of something good in it. Now it's all shitty lolcats and peado bear ( a bit the same way b3ta is heading )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# but,but, but
it has a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# It's all good apart from the /b/ board.
(Arahan, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# the eyes are the nipples of the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# This reminds me of that song, 'take on me' for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# That video... is epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# fckng brilliant video
i love it
thanks for the link :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
#

no effort was spared etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# The title was good
I haven't a clue what's going on in the rest of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# nothing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# What
the fitting shuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# fucking mindblowing
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# How rare!
I miss Beavis and Butthead.


Anyway, slightly better version of me meeting Nelson Mandela:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# better than what?
sausage jesus on a cross?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# nothing, and I mean nothing, is better than sausage jesus on a cross
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Good we have that point cleared out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Well no, obviously not.
Just better than the earlier version of me meeting Nelson Mandela.

For some reason, work have asked us to supply pictures of us meeting celebrities. I've met a few but I don't remember being sad enough to have my picture taken with them so I decided to photoshop one to see if I can get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Aaah I see
I made a calendar with work mates shopped as celebrities for another coworker who was leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Fab
I don't know what they want them for. Probably a slow month for the site magazine. But I definitely want to get an entirely faked picture in there if possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Good thinking!

I was sharing seats at the gate and an airplane with Iggy Pop about two weeks ago. And even though he sat right in front of me at an almost empty gate for about an hour, and we talked a bit, I didn't think of getting our picture taken.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Excellent!
I'm sure that'd fool most observers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# It's of a page from the Independent, not the Observer, actually.
But I take your point, cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I'm tempted to steal your idea.
And 'shop a picture of myself with some random 'celebrity'.

For no other reason than to see how many people I can get to believe it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Go for it
I doubt it was a particularly original idea. In fact I'd be amazed if I was the first person to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# True.
But it's still a fab idea. I hope your workmates all believe it!

I'll have to choose a celebrity to 'shop myself with now.

Hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I reckon the only one who won't believe it
is the other b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# *Is thoroughly baffled*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck is going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha! oh dear! pffft!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# more of this please
signed - the internet
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Good evening!
I did a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# :D
That's a top nonsense what you did right there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# duck!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# and what wonderful nonsense it is
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# top nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Woo!
That's cocking ace!

*clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# quite

looks good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# I like it lots!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Love the shadings!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I think that is a pigeon with laser eyes.
And I approve.

*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# thats ace!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# my word that's
some good nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# A floating pig!
How absur :+)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# yay for nonsense
and woo for your pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# This is
fucking great nonsense and I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# your stuff is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

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