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# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That's some thinspiration you have there mate.
(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Anti-dae:
www.b3ta.com/board/7638312
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# she's looking fine and hot
apart from the croydon scrape back and the blury face that makes he look like she gurning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I spent ages burning the cheekbones and moving in her ear and changing her hairstyle.
Bugger. The blurriness isn't mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Should have been burning her hairstyle
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# should of been burning her
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Well
something should've been burning!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# No.
She needs a black furry octopus on her head!
and crap tatts
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Damn!
I should have done this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I have a chav mate who says he fancies Amy Wino
'cos, and I quote, 'She looks like a durty bitch who'd do anything for a wrap'

he's probably not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# he will be if he goes near her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# ?
Wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# he'll get dragged into a gritty underworld of pop drug binges
and end up getting bummed by pete dougherty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ooh!
Sounds like my kinda weekend! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *invites for sunday lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Lunch?
Sunday!?
Invites!? For!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Much better
took a sec

Go into business!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# She's been to see
the shrink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# fine and hot
what have you done? is it the shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# WTF's
going on!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, no clever humour here..
So no chance in the compo, really.

It was fun to do, though.

(spinoza, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Ver Nice!


and you've actually made her look cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# winehouses medusa hair will turn you into a pile of hardened white dog poo.
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# It's farkin' good though!
And it made I giggle at the fact that this hairstyle is more sensible =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Outstanding
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# nicely done
!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Efective and . . .
better than the real, unreal thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That's rather wonderful
Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Ooooo that's rather good
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Shade the changing man
that what that reminds me of.
Very WOO.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Thats the daddy
I especially love the space between the tats
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
*clicks*
(Ijustlurkhere, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)
# this is excellent
she looks like a comic book villian. love it!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^This!
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Someone send this to her record label
This has got to be her next album cover. It's just ace!
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# My.
That is dreadfully splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)
# THAT
is spiffing. Can we have a big one please? Kthx.
(V3lvetPresley, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# This was taken in Scotland.
I must admit, the weather is almost always bad, I took this just before a storm.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# beautiful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# and you thought..
..the only things taken in scotland are drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I'm in Edinburgh.
I should find that offensive, but I laughed.
(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I'm half scottish
.. better than been a half wit (often accused)
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# and cars for joyriding

and peoples wallets.

and the piss out the social security system.

oh, wait, that every fucking town in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Ooooh
Very nice =]

Edit: Do you mind if I nab this for my desktop =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# hope not..
.. as I already have !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Anyone can use it freely.
:)
(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Got a pritty Scotland picture myself.
Still amazes me there's a massive hill in the middle of Edinburgh.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten wars, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
oh now that is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# fraser,
Fraser,
FRASERCATS, Hooooooooooooooooooooo!

evening manley, i passed exeter in my car today on the way back from an interview. i'd like to say i thought about you as i passed, but alas, i was singing to the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Where interview?
type short, baby in lap
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# heathfield, near bovey tracy
designer position

seems like a good job, will have to wait and see if they like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# WHo with?
*not that many jobs like that round these parts*

I grew up near Bovey.

Is it web?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# print and some web.
big importer of toys.

i can't say anymore the government might be monitoring this lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Well,
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)
# cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
#

devart deleted this :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# i can't think why
the colouring is wonderful

it remimds me of a similar simpsons composition.

i have a strange tingling sensation and a longing for jolly jacks yifftime bonanza.

she is certianly getting a the sword of o-man's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Maybe I'll re-submit it
under the "artistic nude" section
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Blimey!
Thank you all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
They have got to use that on their site!

*speaks softly for Manley junior* :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Feeling . . .
the POWER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# thats one of the bestest things i have seen in a while
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# genuine non photoshopped compliment from facebook
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)
# The comment.
Marvelous.
(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# well, compared to Suzan, she is
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Erm
And?

Attraction is the most subjective opinion of all...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# shutit
vegan homo squad
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# LOLFATFACEBOOKLEZZERS!

Wow, you wouldn't believe how interesting this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahah
i agree, i just couldn't find the word
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# by interesting i mean not interesting
and by Wow! i mean *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# oh i see
well by hhhaahah
i mean shutup
and by i couldnt find the word i mean SHUTUP
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i think you've found your catchphrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Obese people being fluffy
how nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# oh shit
you got me and my mate crying.
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I just couldn't decide who's face to use, so I bandwagoned.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# It's amazing
what he can do with his face
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# dude!
he looks buff.

tis a shame he has the same genitals as an action man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Fraser?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You have startled us with you muscled post, Mr Manley
b3ta is reeling
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Built . . .
like a . . . brick wall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# i'm built like a shit brickhouse

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Do yyou have
cologne to match ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# yes
it smells of crumbling mortar and wet rot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Been a long time since I have done one of these.


Click for bigger (64KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Likewise.
And I would do her too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Yay!~
you're a star!

edit: I love these!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Jessica's face looks shopped without being shopped :P

edit: is that Carly Simon's jowls?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Big
head, hands and feet are a sure sign of a . . .
tight little body ! Nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Has anybody done an Amy Winehouse Twin Towers one yet?

Click to embiggen (145KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# fabulous
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Woo!
I don't think Amy/9-11 has been done yet...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Wow, you've done that well
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
bin dun,
very nice work sir.

i'm off to warm valves in the telly up in time for qi.
g'night lovely b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I think I may watch IT Crowd, then My name is Earl.
byes!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# goodnight your maj!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# nice
have my new woo banner



[edit] i'm seeing spots in front of my eyes after making it [edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Roland thought of another excellent joke


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
# HA!
...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *SNORT!*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# depends on what it is that you've done
is that plastic carbonite?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I was trying for a quick FX
plastic wrap filter was quicker than anything else I could think of.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i tried to do a plastic wrap on my playset one.
Didn't work, and I ended up using bevel/emboss.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# they tried to freeze me in carbonite, but I said No, No, No?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
inspired, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# YOUre still here :P
^^ Look up ^^
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# smeared in jizz reolaxing in rocks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# EXTERMINATE! SMALL! MAMMALS!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# i can imagine it
swooping low over the countryside
vaporisin' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I do love birds of prey, by far the best of all the animals

*hides from the horse crowd*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# now, a horse of prey
that's an animal
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# agreed

BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# ^this
hard
in the face
twice
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha the stuff of internet heaven
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# fab!
tis all.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Oh dear god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# BEWARES
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
Awesome! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# while they are, as i say, the best
they are also shitting terrifying
a slightly frightened "woo!"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Best of all the animm....whoa there!
more horse action www.b3ta.com/board/7636108
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# awesome
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I was just so proud....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# *is ashamed of all the whoring*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# c'mere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Nah :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7637954
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Sadly it's true though geezer
I clicked on that, but the board is a strange beast
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# i love them
they are my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# have you had a look at links psychadelic has proofread us.
we typed about 1800 words between us.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah, great stuff matey!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Apart from those fish that swim up your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Psh, it's all to do with the smell of urea
what kind of retarded animal is attracted to that, and swims towards it to get its food!?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# God, I love those
with their darling little rows of anchoring spines.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# sip my piss
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# agreed.
We need to buy a couple.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i feel personally, that the best animals are monotremes
possibly a platapuss or an echidna
they lay eggs yet have nipples, that wins EVERY Round!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I like the slow loris
because it can be made into wine, or dried out and smoked.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I took a photo of one just the other day


(apologies for the rps)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# what vehicle has pwned said bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Train number 65531 on the 3:10 to Kings Cross
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# excellent, it settles that ancient arguement
who would win in a fight between a bird of prey and a train!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# They chucked it off in the end
probably hadn't bought a ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# the bird?


/slow
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i propose a rematch!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# biddy biddy biddy
buck
heh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# A peregrin Fawlty?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# ah fuck off you cock.
you really do epitomise everything that is shit about this website.

Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Oh give us a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Yay Kinks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# The Earl of Winnington
is what I have recently been saying to anything that I particularly liked. so I decided to make him.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I'M HIM!
Needs more curly hair.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# he has no neck or arms, the sign of a gypsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# true, true.
But he's filthy rich and that renders it impossible.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# he's so rich he pays a peasant to be his neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# no arms?
what are those two things flapping from the side of his torso then?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# sleeves
provide me evidence of arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# my original has teh arms.
here:


(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I CAN SEE HIS WINKY!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# LIES!
.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# those are hands, not arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Here is his arm:
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Nothing is more forlorn
than a discarded arm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Is his name Earl?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# no.
Edmund.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Spiffing!
pffft
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# fears.
an albino golly wog?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Sorry for RPS

But this is the female Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Nothing to see here
Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# *moves along*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Get back there!
*boots*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *goes back*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# 'spose so.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
You deserve this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# lol
error 202 - no horses
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# It's working now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# You and your horses.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# It's not horses!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Although, I'd open it in a new window
and get ctrl alt delete ready.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# So it's not!
That's rather irritating.
I got rid of it though.
Next time think about the ctrl-alt-delete ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Now copy and paste it into your browser
(The youtube url)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Lol
Ginge.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I RickRoll'd you
FUCKING TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# well i'm glad you said that...
saves me clicking it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha!
got me again i love this thing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Haha you're malformed
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# that
is the greatest website ever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# It fucking is.
I just got Callum with it TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i'm going to start sending out to everyone
hiding it under some fascinating story about madelaine mccann or something.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Hehe
Use this
www.b3ta.com/board/7638219

I went back a few pages to where no-one would find it, and posted one no-one's replied to, so I can trick people on msn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# i like the way the screen dances about
i'll send the serious business link
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Ok,
but then send www.b3ta.com/board/7638219 and get them twice ;)

Then tell them to put the youtube in their browser. Get them a third time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# You speak sense
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I just RickRoll'd two people THREE TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Female?
yeah.....right...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# that's from a gcse biology textbook
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Fuck, the librarians back
hide the booze
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Fuck that, we don't have time!
Drink the booze!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# YES!
Thyroid problem!

I did actually think that. The Green covered book that had a tree frog on it!

EDIT: Or was it trees. It was about 15 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yuss
That is indeed the book, and both I believe.
Only less than 15 hours ago but I still can't remember. I was too busy looking at the animal porn and shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# you can get cse's with added g's these days.
i wish they had them in my day, mine would look so much more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Yeah sorry mate
They dropped archery from the National Curriculum a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# fuck, really?
Not the witch-ducking as well though, hopefully?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# He just can't stay away from controversy
bad boy. No doubt he was "reclaiming" one of his old trophies.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# did you see the cover of the book?
here

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# jesus
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# some sort of lawsuit resulted in the family of one of the victims
getting the rights to the book. hence the cover.

it's all pretty american and tasteless.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Hmmm....
I suppose Sacha Baron Cohen's characters of Ali G and Borat are all rather 'American and tasteless' as well?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# no
they are chohen's specific brand of tasteless

What I meant by "American" is the tendency to take any circumstance and turn it into a nice big paycheck.

the fact that it's a book by a murderer about the murder of a family member (of the right-holders to the book) makes it tasteless.*

*edit: not that OJ's original attempt at publishing it was any less tasteless**

**edit2: or american

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Well...
[soapbox]

I should thank you, while not including Cohen's humor in wilh all you Brits, to not include all 300 million of us Americans in the Goldman family. They have thier own brand of stink.

[/soapbox]

So, how's your mum?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# my mum's fine
mostly.

[another soapbox]
note that I did specify "american" and "tasteless" as two categories that don't necessarily overlap (though they clearly can)

I kind of like the american/ultra-capitalist/i-don't-give-a-fuck-what-anybody-thinks-just-give-me-my-money mentality.

I also enjoy tastelessness (though I prefer my tastelessness coated in a thick crust of sarcasm).

but both (and especially both combined) have their drawbacks when taken to extremes. Like this book.

[/another soapbox].

update: I'm not british, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Sorry to butt in here (actually that's a lie)
But what's so wrong with Sasha Baron Cohen?

Granted he can get a bit 'gross out' at time, but there's amazing satire, whether hidden or not in everything he does. He's genuinely funny, original and daring. I've got a lot of respect for the guy.

Or have I missed the point of your argument entirely?
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# not that version, no
:-o

that's just a tad, er, blatant isn't it. The version I edited had "IF I DID IT" right where I've put "I DID IT".

As for this Vegas thing ...
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# TOAG?
also RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Well obviously he did it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# because he's black?
who is he? what did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# It's Martin Luther King obviously
And he was arrested recently for trying to assassinate JFK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# or possibly this ^^^^
is the real answer
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# it's OJ Simpson
only the most famous murder trial in recent history. A classic tale of money prevailing over truth.

Maybe.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Money?
Emm, I sense some other element
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Helium
perhaps?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Surprise?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ahhh you cant buy truth, but you can rent it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# he's o j simpson.
homers older brother, and he's innocent, micheal jackson told me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
The book cover is somewhat taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose you could call this


my tribute to pig ugly bints with pop star pretensions. Or alternatively my compo entry for the week. Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Maaa Teh Wino at least knows what music is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# i'd take yoko's random squawking nonsense
over amy's well sung but suffocatingly dull output any day
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yes but you also like Wigfield!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# do i?
i suppose 'saturday night' has a certain sort of quirky charm if you only hear it once in a while, but i wouldn't say i was a fan
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# And your bike is a girls bike!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# well, maddy didn't need it any more
i didn't say that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
#
Yes you did and God judges you
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I would argue that Yoko was not at all unattractive
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yoko had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# This man would disagree
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# The napalm girl from vietnam was a stunt double in that photo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# this one too?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hmmm
Is this one of yours too?

www.alicevip.com/vip/y/yoko_ono/yoko_ono.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# o000oo nice site, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# She actually lives in
Canada now.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Is that
Phil Tuffnell?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# No
It's Yoko Ono.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# and to think this was what he traded in
www.keno.org/lennon_images/photo_page_1/john_first_wife.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I rather asked for that
reply didn't I.

spangs

hard
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Why?
He's trying to smother her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ^ what she said
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
# lolz i don't get it.
Oh well.

'ning b3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Classic
Lennon/Yokobitchbitchdiebitch portrait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *sigh*
the man in the photo is called John Lennon, and once long, long ago he was in a popular music group called The Beatles. John met and fell in love with a spectacularly ugly and talentless woman named Yoko Ono, and together they recorded an LP (sort of like a CD, only bigger and scratchier). I have replaced Yoko Ono's head with that of Amy Winehouse, as it strikes me she's only marginally less ugly. And thin. The existence of musical talent meanwhile is debatable.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# You're sooo ooold!
*cuts in half and counts the rings*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# 'ning fella - nice one!
/is it wrong for me to 'not like' the Beatles very much,
and prefer the occasional piece of Lennon's solo music?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I believe there is no such thing as 'good' or 'bad' music
Everyone should just be able to listen to what they like

okay, there *is* such a thing as uninspired, non-creative, overly commercial music, but my comment still stands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Good, that's ok then
I've just never really 'liked' the Beatles music, although i do appreciate what they did for the Industry.
Then again, I know fuck all about 'good' music, just ask M3Essential
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ^
he speaks the truth
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# 10-4 Big Buddy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I quite like the Beatles, but can fully sympathise with those who don't, since they were in many ways a bunch of awful self-indulgent hippies.
"Imagine", though, scores particularly low with me.

Imagine no ambitions
I wonder if you can
No room for individuals
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Melded in one lump...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Brotherhood of man?
"Save all your... Kisses for me, save all your..."

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# *Clears throat*
Imagine is a vomit-inducing syrupy load of twaddle and sounds like a 17 year old emo wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I seem to remember it topping some radio one poll
to find the best-liked song ever.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yep
It made me want to resign from the human race.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Bollocks to the first bit
And concurrance with the second
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah, okay
I spoke too soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I believe there is such a thing as good and bad music
but nobody has hardly any clue which is which, including me.
And also of course it serves many different purposes and can be good or bad in different contexts.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# death metal or whatever the hell it's called
clearly disproves your noble theory.
but i'm with archie on the beatles for the best part.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hmmm
death metal is on my list of good music ;)

just bought an amazing cd by Behemoth

those whacky poles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# i will no longer pay any heed to your noble theories
they are clearly flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
I also own 350+ zappa albums

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ^ this
'Death metal' and 'good music' should not be in the same sentence.

Unless you put a 'not!' at the end, in the style of popular 90s movie 'Wayne's World'
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# You've been listening to the wrong death metal
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# They don't play a right lot of it on Radio 3 to be honest
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Death metal is often very musically sophisticated
with unusual time signatures and scales.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# This, my friend, is Black Metal
of Norwegian origin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# True, true!
It's still hysterically funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# this i wholeheartedly agree with
they are funny to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# yes, it is!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# for one minute there i doubted myself
but this is the stuff where the chap jams the mike as far into his mouth as he can and shouts into it, while the rest of the fellows try unsuccessfully to tune their instruments with the amp at full tilt.
so i'm glad i was right.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Haha!
Too big
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# how the fuck have you got away with posting an 800k woo animation
make it smaller you tit!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# You can take it a bit further
You can not be a fan of either and still hate the living shite out of Yoko.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# ^ this
thankyou, thankyou so so much
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yes
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i'd say so
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Arf!
'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha
Super.

Hello Ptolemy.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Nings Ptolemy
BUT: Lennon%26Winehouse? Is this some secret code known only to the initiated? Do you have a secret handshake?

Nice shop btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# good grief,
I have been %26'd! Eeek!

and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# nicely done
have a Friday evening woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Bickled eggs anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# That's stupid enough for me to laugh at.
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# *spangs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# i've got onion juice in my RIS crispies...
what?
minor TJ : ha ha www.greatbigstuff.com/prodpics/3scoop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Oh Dear!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# is it deniro?
tj my own tj :i'm eating bambi burgers - yum!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# hehehehe!
lick it faster.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
#


This is now official child pr0n and you are breaking the law by viewing it. Unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# lol you peadopornophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# *applauds new word*
B3ta is the first port of call for the eminent academics compiling the Oxford Dictionary, I understand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Yay for new words!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
very nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# pfft.
Aaaah my fave desert:)

Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream with an espresso poured over the top:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# am i correct in thinking that cookie dough
which is proven to explode in warm cars,myth busters,
is uncooked biscuits in a gooey packet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# In septic talk
Yup but lil bits on vanilla ice cream are yummy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# my granny always said uncooked pastry made you ill.
i blame the americans.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah probably as bad for you aws licking the bowl when baking
My mum used to take the leftover pasty and mix it with food colouring for instant playdough:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] amy monkhouse
([email protected], Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] dale winton = tesco value amy winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# yea well it worked for elvis....
Woo to bob winehorseface woman! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
pity Bob wasn't still with us really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
^and what Archie just said, he is missed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^i also concur with this sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I've been revisiting the animated show he used to voiceover;
"Argh, It's the Mr. Hell Show". there's some cracking stuff on that... Genuinely nice bloke,
got to meet him in Manchester a good few years back, really nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# And he genuinely came across as a nice guy as well
RIP Bob, you made us laugh with you, lots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
Yes! Woo! And I have a feeling Bob would have approved too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# pencil sketch
:D
edit: and its not an owl
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Birdtastic =]
Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# why
thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *glees*
Can I call him Mr. Pecky?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# *kes's Mr. Pecky*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# oooh i say
that be a good sketch
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Falcon?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# think so
yeah , it was on the front of some countryside magazine i found, yeah sure its a falcon :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# there's been some top 'proper drawing' work showcased on /board of late
this is another fine addition to it. Great work :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# why
thankyou, i realised that there is life outside of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# It's lovely
but why is it lying down?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# gah
enough aboose about my shoddy camera angles and quality :(

;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
#


edit: woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Deaf O' Connor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
#
They beat him. They deprived him. They ridiculed him. They broke his heart. But they couldn't break his careless ahnds.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# :) turn up the speakers baby!
www.des-oconnor.com/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# oh fuck, it's your turn with the bad music now, eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# bad?


where?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# FILTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# no filters
i took this photo with my phone and quality is sh*t,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I'm only mucking about.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# That is very nice
Is it some sort of falcon?

/knows fuck all about birds of prey
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# the owls are not what they seem?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# mmm i fancy some chicken soup
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)

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