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[challenge entry] HI I'M DIANA.
 

 
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha 3 compo's in 1
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# The banjo is strung with Amy Winehouse's nose hairs.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# haha!
my molestake, 4 then!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# THIS GETS ME THROAT TICKLES
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Quality +12
+christ spunk
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# DIBS ON THE CORPSE
And SHHH! You'll wake me up!

*isn't meant to be on*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# oh that is so very rich.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# SWELLEGANT.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:24, archived)
# forglady.
she is the dead.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] old joke quickly shopped

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
#
AICMFP
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# i heard she died.
oh well.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI GUYS
One for Real Picture Sunday LOL...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# More talent than davew27
*clicks*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Took me a while
Then I did a little lol.

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Thank you
*dabs*

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ^thiiiis.
But now i must sleep.
Good night b3ta!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i keep clicking 'cry' but no tears fall!
/emopoetry.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Circus trick
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# THIS MAKES NO SENSE
 
SO YES SIR, I LIKE IT
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Yessir Marrowfat licking his nose with his tongue
GMV :)

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley bindun?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# About
ten years ago, I'll warrant.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# You have to admit
Henri Paul really does look off his face
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# i did try to get the reflection of the quo in his glasses
but it wouldn't work
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# good effort anyhow
I think you get the first quo of the comp anyhow :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I see a man startled by a flash
Woo Rosey :)

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# quo
tastic. retro
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# she's dead, you know.
oh well.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] "Help me Mohammad Al Fayed, you're my only hope..."
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
#
hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Awesome!
*clique*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# nice!
*cer-lick*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# click for awesomeness
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Delurks for woo
woooooo !

relurks
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Delurks
What?

Relurks
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:24, archived)
# There's
always the exception that proves the recent compos have been shit rule :¬)

*clicks*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# you bugger...i was lookin' for the right pic :D
woo!

b3tan to it :)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# "The British Empire strikes back"

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# alll aces
clickity
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# class
*66* - bingo
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# star wars
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# At least this one doesn't contain obscure (to me) characters
from Star Wars.
I know this character* is called R2D2.

*which is nothing short of a fecking miracle


(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# R2D2 is the peoples droid
The droid of hearts...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# NICE!
And nicely done too!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Arf

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Fucking
Ace
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# That's exactly
how it happened.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Superb
Cue animated pole dancing projection....

*Clicksville, Arizona*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Bindun?
 

 
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# that is so cute.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Bindun?
Every week...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *fakes shist*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *hakes fish*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# *rakes pish*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# *pokes rash*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Every week
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# mindpiss by a gnat's gonad to kss
:)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# To be fair, I think some of the worse ideas for challenges are voted for by non-bored regulars
who just want to pop onto the board once a week and go LOL! CELEBRITY HAS BEEN SHOPPED!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah
I think voting should be weighed by post count
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Does b3ta actually need compos these days?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I preferred them
when a judge picked his or her three favourites. It gave everybody a chance.
Then again, I won one, so I would say that, wouldn't I?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# IT'S ALL A FUCKING POPULARITY CONTEST WITH YOU PEOPLE
edit: that made me feel like gronkpan
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# What was it like not being a miserable cunt for a change?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I've seen micto being fluffy
on a number of occasions.
Honest!

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
#
non-bored[sic] regulars zoo magazine
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# blarg.
On a slight TJ, did anyone see the pic of Amy Winecunt next to a sign saying 'High Barnet' got Sun'd? No credit either.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# saw it online the other day
and was in print yesterday (possibly monday) in Bizarre (i think)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Monday methinks.
plentyofants should get down to suing 'em, at least nuts and zoo plaster more boobs around than just restricting them to one page
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# What?
Make moar sense!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
#
This was in the Sun.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I see
thanks
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
you fucked that up
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# yeah I did
I think I'll leave it though, it certainly amused you

and I can't be arsed to change it.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Oooh, oooh,
I'm going to suggest "This Compo Is Shit: take the piss out of this week's image challenge" as a possible future competition: bonus points for recursion, and everyone can just repost all their moaning from previous competitions too, it'll be great!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# screw you all
i'm going to make my own messageboard
with booze,
and hookers
in fact, fuck the messageboard
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I am going to make my own internets

you're all invited...bring your own tits
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# It wouldn't be internets without.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# CHALLENGE: REPOST ALL YOUR OLD SHIT, HOWEVER TENUOUS
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sun headline - Could THIS be Diana?


lololol
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# it COULD be
couldn't it?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# certainly seams that way
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# That dog is dead!
:O
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# still would
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# sloppy seconds
EDIT: why did I unlurk for that?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNETS IS DEAD


with tits
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Awww
Adorable Greyhound?

We recently lost our greyhound :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# did it ROFFLE a lot?

:(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I'm not sure
She never barked.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# How did she smell?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# terrible...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Arf!
More likely the Express though.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I'm sure
Diana, Elvis, and Maddie are all living together as a family somewhere.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# With Jamie Bulger.
For the full-on dead-as-fuck nuclear family.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I think they're crashing
at Lord Lucan's pad.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Now I have said that
I'm expecting to find a drawing of Diana and Elvis embracing somewhere on the internet.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Are Princess Diana and Elvis in heaven?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
#
Di died in the car, making out with Dodi.

Elvis died on the can, making a doodie.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# COINCIDENCE?!
 
I THINK NOT!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Is that David Walliams in the background?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# lolacaust
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# LOLERCAUST
I think you will find.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# At that,
I'm going.

Night all!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# 'night crazy foo'
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Me too
night night
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] uh.. uh... I know, is an old joke....
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# latest?
are things still passing through?

That should be 'last' right?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# well..
worms could be passing through her head.

Was she cremated?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# They used her corpse to clear a minefield.
It's what she would have wanted.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# agreed....
RELEASE THE HOUNDS
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# The grammar nazis have been dispatched.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# And the spelling ones.
grammar
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hmmm?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# oh that's cheap
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Just like your mum.
sorry...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# and the echo ones

echo
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# echo
echo
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Errata corrige



;)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Those arrows are insane
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Don't blame me for the arrows
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Why so complicated?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# You get a woo
for posting a pic of The George, showing attention to geographic accuracy.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ^this
my mate used to work round the corner from there, but we always drank in the old bank of england as it was nearer his work.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# yes, more of this please
This made me laugh audibly.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# did someone just delete a thread about bottoms and what not?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Yes
So no rapage.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# no point me putting sleeping pills in your tea then?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Well,
it's not rape if I'm unconscious. Isn't that how it works?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no, it's not rape if you say suprise
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# but it is if they say no between the time you say surprise and the time you enter.

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# thats why,..
you gaffatape their mouth before you say surprise
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# You are
a Private Eye staff writer AICM withering quote from Peter Cook.

Stirling Effort.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# thats the pub
where b3taqns perform comedy every Tuesday night, seriously, check the caladner :0
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious
but still...

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Evening
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# hahahaha love it!~
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Me too!
What a silly boy he was.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahaha

ning'
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's brilliant!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Ah, a sense of humour.
Well done.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Well this one IS very well done
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# whereas this is just a piece of sqirlz crap
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Well I don't like merging pictured in general.
Not one of my favourite styles.

But I liked the one up there^
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# This is my favourite
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha that's immense
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# AAAARGH!

That's great.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Ahahaha!
This...sickens...me.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# meanie!
just watched beer fest, tis be great
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I've always found Laura Dern pretty scary
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# That girl is blind in the film, no?
I conclude from this that if Brandow ever met PW he would instantly be cured of his own raging eyelessness.

Also, ahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# If he ever met me
it would be because he found out about www.freewebs.com/the-world-of-brandow
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
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# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This turned out better than I expected
But it's still shit.

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] not as shit as this though
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ATTN INTERNET:
PRINCESS DIANA IS DEAD.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# OMG
ALL THOUS PPL...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# SRY
THAT WAS MA 9/11 COMMENT

TRULY SHE WAS AN HERO
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
i refuse to beleive this!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# AN INTERNET HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO REMEDY THIS PREDICAMENT. DO NOT BE ALARMENED.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# IS ALARMENED
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# EVACULATION IN PROGRESS
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
#
V J
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *dons goggles*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# *enspaffudredgles*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# haha
you wrong-cocked robo-plege
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Paul Dianno
was Andy Peebles' Austin Princess
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE !
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# 'Bout fekkin time,
the vacuous bint.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# WOAH
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# do dodo do do dodododododo!
THAT'LL BE THE THEME TUNE!!!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
genuinely laughing out loud here
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# dude liek srsly
wtf?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# *takes notes*

Hmmm....what you say is very interesting.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# squeesh!!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# squeesh'd!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# ahhahhah!
 


woo!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I love that in a non-sexual way
woo!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# The're back..At least one..looks better that way....long title again..
sharky-hutch
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# DISCO!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# next time
it will be Sharky and Starkey...Do you think?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# THE CRIMEBUSTERS OF THE SEA!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Sharky and George, the crime busters of the sea...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Super, lovely, smashing:
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Why has this no replies?
It's clearly the best by miles!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
best entry ever!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)

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