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[challenge entry] DAMN BATMAN
Pretty rubbish can't think of anythng tbh
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# how about
postman pat, working as a dentist.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# or
superted, working as a milkman.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# or
paddington bear, working as a mechanic.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# or
big bertha, working as a receptionist.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# the possibilities are endless!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Recycle?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's the theme!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# for you can turn
your can of coke into a something for your computer
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# i felt i had to respond
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha
although it took me far too long to spot - must be sunday afternoon lethargy.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
#!/usr/bin/perl

print "lob it in the sea";

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# itch itch, scratch scratch....
WOO!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# RPS you say?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# you win
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I posted it in the hope
we might get together
(just like our images).
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ..........
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# pffft.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha

have a tenuous kitten on a skateboard
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# She's on fucking fire!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# SHE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahahah
i cant stop laffin
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# RPS

click for original (cameraphone) image
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# is this the infamous residence of
Ivor Biggun?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# no, the family name is the top bit of the sign
which I cut off, as I don't think they would appreciate me posting their house on the internet
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# the fact that this is real
pleasures me no end
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# me too
it is on bell road as well :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# see also

just off mincing lane
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# you are trying to stalk aren't you
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# nah
i used to live near Bell End - it's quite the popular name around these parts (unsurprisingly)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# if you say
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I used to live near here:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# o.O
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# did you
ever go in?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Mincing Lane
Just next to it.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Next to Mincing Lane.
You couldn't make it up!
Edit; Apples for mindpiss
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# and this one you get to
just through the gap and up the backway
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# m cousins live
in that village :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# the joke's probably worn a bit thin for them then
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# no idea
I avoid them
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# my cousins used to live
near here
oh, how we laughed
when we were 11
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Then there's this one of course
Sluts hole lane

And no doubt countless others
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
bunwell.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I take it that this is different
to the Bell End farm, Holiday Property Bond place, in North Yorkshire (named after the nearby Bell End Hill)?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I think the cottage
adds to the humour, but most people haven't picked up on it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Henrys flat?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# HENRYS CAT!
ive been emailed by bob goodfery who wrote henrys cat, very nice chappy!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# "Low-price Soft Viagra is at $1.62 only"
I've had that same email.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Gadget....
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# thats sad
This compo is getting me down.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# When life gets you down
make down pillows.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Friendly Fire


Click for bigger (44KB)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Hah.
*clickyness*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# haha. That
is remarkeable punnage. It should have bindun when you think about it, but I'm not sure it has.
Woo.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ha... well i'm still expecting a flurry of binduns!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *learns something every day and that is it for today*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# gaaaahhhh
That is a salt-in-wound-level of punnage..
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *spang*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# this is most splendid
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Re:tardis
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# dinbun
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# sorry
that better ,me an me sister were talkin bout tards still made me chuckle
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# not that you need to apologise
i think such things are allowed...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# bindun since the
dawn of time. Then they went back in time and dun it again. Oldest joke in the book. ( I never know what book though )
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# the doctor who annual 1988?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# If I did it.
O.J. Simpson.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Blimey - that's a memory you've got on you.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# unitardis
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Hello there
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# awww i want one!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hulahula baby!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# rockahula baby!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# you spin me right round...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# \o/ YAAAY!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# THIS is what life is about!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# .
"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# racist
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# but worse than that
thie file size is huge for such a crap image.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# racist
yet funny
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# no
just racist
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# and
funny!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# fuckoff
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hollywood beckoned




...as did the temptation to repost shamelessly.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# kill bill makes me chuckle
nice one
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaflobalob!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# pffft
wonderful
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# More tea, Ma'am?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# one is most amused
re: Publicity campaign for London

This is how yurpeens percieve the English - fact.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# :)
its ok its English Breakfast tea
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] since Parker left


Thunderbirds 'r' go
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Bindun,
but nicely, none the less/.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# quick, dirty
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Get rid of the "predator.jpg" tab and you've got a winner there =P
Made me do a lol. =]
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# as i said, quick n dirty
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Going out now.
Baby not well. Hospital tomorrow. Got to spray bike frame today. Shit birthday weekend for Jim because of the baby.

I drank cider last night and was arsey.

Nobody seemed to mind.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# My middle daughter used the word "Yay!" today though,
which was pleasing.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
#
mind notice
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Good luck Manley, chap.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# and they didnt mention this before because...?
they really aint gonna help anything with this
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# pffft!
1. glue three laser pointers together
2.
3. profit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hmmmm
didn't she refuse a lie detector test?

why would anyone who was not guilty do that? especially when they see themselves as having to garner public sympathy...

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Have some cake!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# have this
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# that's a nice joint you've got there
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# why thank you
hmm joint

pfft
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# happy b3taday!
I have no cake. Have my breakfast instead.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Your octopus shapped brekkie
is looking at me funny
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# fucking hell
my stomach just digested itself looking at that
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# That's a rather large breakfast!
And I'm on a fucking diet :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# has it splaffed itself?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# looks more like its ballsack has exploded
that's more than 10cc of spluff
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hmm, lumps of tasty animal
I have chops to do today
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Yay! Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, gatox
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# GOATSECAKE
FTW
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ah, it's supposed to be goatse cake
that's STRETCHING the sphincter imagination a bit much
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I had to keep it subtle,
I was making it at school.
They made me stuff the hole with strawberries! *shudders*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# you make cakes at school?
no wonder kids can't read if they're spending all their time in the kitchen
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# no this is a good thing
kids in the kitchen, kids in the mines, up chim-chimneys-cheroo and pouring molten iron into vats

they can't play with my little ponies all day long you know :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you'd love for them to play with your little 'ponies' all day long
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# oh yeah, you know it baby
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# thank you, cunt
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh what a lovely surprise!
hb (again)!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# b3tadays should always involve surprises :D
thx
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Cake!


edit: OMG, I just thought I saw surprise hamster sex
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i assume your ring fell into the cake mix while you were making it?
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *tries again*
www.b3ta.com/board/7798146







And here's one of the otter babies who are a next to impossible to get a shot of because they are constantly rushing around squeeking, but genuinely melt your heart when you watch them
CFB
Happy b3taday (again) :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cool :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Otters!
Need i say anything else?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Oh yeah.....
Happy B3taday.

How's tricks?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# happy b333333333day!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# thx
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# that looks delicious
;D

p.s. happy b3taday, matey!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] schmoo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# schmoo!! :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# needs more CDC
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# This must be it, surely?


Somewhere at the back of a bingo hall they've got a high score table
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I feel I should say "aisles" at you
Other than that, I dunno what to say (RIS)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haha! Tis the only explanation!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately, the weapons technology moved on faster than his costume...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# YES
Die you little shit!
*always hated Batfink*
That smug git
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll sicken the fucker!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# pearoast
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
bye bye twatfink!

:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

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