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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

That's awful ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

In a 'Carry On' "You are awful..." voice or just plain nasty? hee hee

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

In an

Oh my god, it was only when I saw the lettering did I realise how awful
:)

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

oh dear oh dear.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Don't do it, buddy!

It's not worth it.

Zoomify

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

No chooper = fake

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Chooper?

What's a chooper?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Oh piss off!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

And there's a shadow too.

You blind wanker.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Blah, blah, blah.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Look in the water ;)

Howdy matey

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ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Oooooh, nice perspective :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Shark, bridge, helicopter

bridge helicopterYay!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

nice!

i like the big cock shdow on the right

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Ashamed to say

1st thing I noticed!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Yay!

Not yay that he's killing himself, but you know what I mean

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ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

...

that game made me want to destroy my xbox so much... would be a good game for JJ to do one of his how to play things if he's watching

Click for bigger (85KB)

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Unlurks !!

*hides again

(blankety blank chequebook and pen, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Mow-ham-head?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

mowhamhead.jpg?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Here, have one of these...

More of this utter rubbish here

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

It's catching, Manley

OK, not redex now, but my comment stands.

Downloading Log

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Clicks...

cl_icks... cl_icks... cl_icks...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

core dump?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Suicade solution

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

not the head!!

thats the tastiest bit!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Eating sea life gives me the fear...

especially stuff like shrimps and lobsters...

a pity, I used to love scampi as well...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Why the fear?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

I don't know...

it's something to do with the face made up of tentacle type things..

and the cold dead eyes...

It's like eating something designed by H.R. Giger...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Well don't eat the face then!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

But it would still be there...

LOOKING AT ME

The ghost of a million undead scampi haunt me in my dreams.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

*smacks*

eat it!!
or you'll have it tomorrow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

*winces*

*remains defiant*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

why?

it's all yummers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Scampi is yum... but I can't get the image out of my head...

*see above*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Oh, god, this ^

You wouldn't eat a beetle that you found in your garden!

Well, these are the same, just wetter.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

YES!

Precisely!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

for some reason

this reminded me of this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7118093.stm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

he went out in style

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

my, that's rich urine.

Whatever happened to the b3ta novel? No mention of it in your profile?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

hi fella

I set it adrift for others to carry on - and it died a death -

its still there if you want to keep it going (or anyone else)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

shame - was a grand concept

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

but the reason we're here is because we're a bunch of work shy lazy wasters..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

true

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

cheers Dixon

thanks for volunteering - I'll look forward to seeing the finished book on lulu

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

pffft

you're having a larf aintcha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

can't stop this morning...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

*giggles*

Can't stop laughing at your stuff this morning :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

i feel

this challenge may bring out the worst in me...

/RSPCA donater, honest guv blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

b3ta brings out the worst in me

And not just the challenges

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

*steps in*

well hello Trelly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

'ow do Satan

Reet grand to sithee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

by 'eck lass

ha thee gone all northern like?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Aye, that I have

Practicising for next week

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

aye?

wha's gannin on next weyak lyk?

Uh oh, I've gone too far north

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

A little bit of sick came up at the thought of that

/seen Cannibal Holocaust blog

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Ace film

despite the animal stuff.

One of my fave films of all time

/prolly a sick puppy blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Oof!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

*checks file name

*spangs with said weapon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Redexing here I'm afraid

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7827965

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

ooh look at you with your fancy accented letters in filename

(redex here I'm afraid)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

Bah! wait one.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Yer tiz:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

*checks filename*

Hahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

hahaha @ filename

Why, what's so special about yours then, you gret ponce? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

It fills a pram.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

punnage ftw, sir

& nicely realised

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Thank you, I thought the realisation was pleasing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Ha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Silly Suicide Kitty,

oven is not gas!

Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/7826898

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..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

hahahaha!

silly kitty
clicked!

it's the meow that makes it special

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

Krispy Kat!

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

hahahahah

I love you appropriately.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

am i the only one

who used to think, when i was a kid, that if someone had 'put their head in the oven', they'd killed themselves by baking their own head?
i always wondered why they chose such a painful route
perhaps i wasn't very perceptive?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

ok then

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

*points and mocks*

mock mock mock :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

I like that

silly kitty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Pedant attack here

Shouldn't it be a gas oven?

/Nearly used 'Oven Nazi' as title before brain kicked in

(mungo_spanner, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

Erm,

yes.

That would be the joke explained then...

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..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

Arf!

Well done!

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

This years must have present..........

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WOLF .™, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

Morning Beau... hang on...

:) This is getting clicked.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

nice work!

probably appropriate that that ipod looks about 10 years out of date...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

Alas

I can only work with what google provides.

The Google giveth and the Google taketh away

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WOLF .™, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

Excellent stuff

*clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

iPea

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

*adds "being for the benefit of mr kite"*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Damn cat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

bwahahahahahahaha!

Excellent work, sir!

And good 'ning to you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

nings to you sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

They're right, it was the cat!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

This ¬

I hate Cats!

ningT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

Thank you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)

Game over man, game over!

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

"look into my eye...."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

and you will see...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

what, you mean, tooo meeeee

argh

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

sorry :p

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

It's worse than being rick-roll'd!

youtube.com/watch?v=oOkxI2YtZXw

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

yikes

'This song is awesome. Jesus's song to mankind.'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

... ten thousand scarlet puffer fish all staring at thee.

(well, it rhymes...)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

arseholes

and elbows

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

sorry joe

mind if i dump this here for afinkawan.

also some great masks here
www.headgearformen.net/RoundHelmet.htm
not entirely sfw although not too bad

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

as long as you wiped your feet

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

that's the least of your worries

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

My word!

Interesting indeed!

I see Rocketman has found alternative employment then...

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..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Nice one. Cheers.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

Hmm

Jones appears to have a boxed set of Alien dvds on his head

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Weetobix, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

And isn't it just the most adorable cat costume ever?

I might try and do this when I get home...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

I thought it looked ace

i want a cat just so i can do this to it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

I get the impression that my two might not appreciate it...

But it's not FOR them, it's for me.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

well of course...

he couldn't use a REAL one, because there's only one on the ship, and at this point they hadn't killed it yet...

simple really

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

BEWARE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

TOAP i know

but my 360 died last night :( 2 years without a single problem then bam... *jumps on microsoft hating bandwagon* unrelidable piece of crap

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

Do you have to send it off to Microsoft to get it relidded?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

got it all boxed up

they'll fix it free of charge because its all their blooming fault for making it badly

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

Oh dear.

They try though. That's the main thing.

I remember reading that when the 360 was first released, a lot of people could only play on it for more than ten minutes by suspending the power supply off the floor so that it cooled better.
This must mean that the Xbox is designed and built by polar bears, otherwise you'd think that this heating problem would get noticed at some point in the testing stage.

I have a Wii. I like the Wii.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

I need a wii

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

can't you hold it til we get home?

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

Too late....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

oh god!

not up the walls again!

*grabs sponge and bucket*

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Plenty more where that came from

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

can I play with your wii now that you're done with it?

what games do you have?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

Super Mario Golden Shower

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

LOL

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

pffft

is it as good as Olympic Watersports 2000

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

I had a wii

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

Seattle is damn cold!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

i like the wii too

dont have one mind just play my mates, mario galexy is brill

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

^ this

i had a wii, but sold it last month.

mario galaxy does look awesome (though makes me seasick), i'll go over to a friend's to play it i hope :)

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

I got one for my missus in August

it's still in the box

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

Finished Galaxy last night

with all 120 stars.. its was a rather good game :)

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

Toap on a rope

Would you like to hire a professional mourner?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

Trelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Smooooooooshes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)

.jpg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)

May I enquire as to your current extant state

as regards that of being a East European Motor Vehicle Parking Control Operative of reduced stature not presently at work?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

You may certainly enquire

But I'm actually a small herbaceous plant of the species Musa acuminata

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

*is REALLY confused now*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Not familiar with teaching Kryten how to lie then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

ningles Peggy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

Greetings, Good Sir!

Alll well on this almost sunny Thursday?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

yes cheers

yourself?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Apart from suffering a surfeit of 'l's

I'm not at all bad, thanks - despite having had a horrifically late night.

/is way too old to do that kind of thing anymore blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

We had one of those too

...only it's my single day off and my poor missus had to get up for work at stupid o'clock

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

Jessie!!!!

How are you, lovely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

Pretty good

When are you gracing us with your fine company and treating us to your speciality dish?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

use a dustbin lid

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

Eeeek! That's not good.

Well, think about it in these terms - you could try to blag a new one for Christmas.

It's a plan (of sorts).

Edit: I'm still trying to decide whether the PS3 is actually worth the money ('cos I'm not overly fussed about having a Blu-Ray player, frankly)

/console purchase decision blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)

considered getting an elite model

but then found it was under special ring of death warranty so its free to fix

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

Pain in the rear to have to do the whole 'sending it back to base'

mullarky, though.

Here's to them getting back to you afore the holidays.

*crosses fingers on your behalf*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)

me too

I'm worried that my decision on this is largely dependent on GTA IV

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

^This

But apparently it is also coming out on the 360 so I had the unpleasant idea pop into my head that I might buy microsoft...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

The fate of my 360 rests on the same decision.

When GTA IV comes out, if it's cack, the whole shebang is being sold.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

I wasn't going to

But then my brother came to stay while I was off work and brought his.

One week later and I've done nothing else.

But they're so bloody expensive, it's unreal!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

They've gone down to £300 for the 40gb one.

So they'll drop again next year sometime. I'm hoping they are affordable by the time GTA IV actually gets released.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

I think this, hopefully.

But I'm impatient.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

There will be quite a few people waiting on that game

and I'd be VERY surprised if they didn't know that, so I wouldn't expect the console to get to a reasonable price until the game sales peter off

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

I got my PS3

For Gran Turismo (dowloaded the latest demo from Japan last night. That was fun, all those picture-letters) and Metal Gear more than anything.

They're getting to be a good deal now I reckon. Just watch what you get. My 60gb model has actual hardware for playing PS2 and PS1 games inside, instead of emulation stuff the new ones have, so I lucked out.

Plus I like the fact that wireless is built-in, as is Blu-ray (you need to pay extra for both and they're both external on the 360, it all adds up) and the firmware updates are adding more and more interesting things. You can also upgrade the hard drive with any 2.5" HDD you like, and it reinstalls stuff all by itself, without invalidating the warrenty.

And, you need to pay for X-Box Live on the 360, not sure how much, but all online stuff on the PS3 is free too.

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

In fact

the new cheap 40 gig ones don't do backward compatability *at all*. not even in software.

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

Really?

Jeez. Shows you really need to keep an eye on the specs. All these models are great, but they are difficult to keep track of!

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

I have a seXbOX and it's brilliant

I have a firend with a PS3 and it's also brilliant, but virtually none of the games on the PS3 are native... however, GT5HD will be very good and MGSIV will possibly be the best game ever... so, there you go.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Sold me Xbox 360 yesterday...

was given a ps2 and some monies back for it too. Too busy running a guild on WoW at the mo to play the thing (was a freebie console so it's all profit :D)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Depends on the games

frankly, there are few real exclusives on the PS3 at the moment. If any of them is a must-have, then go for it.

Word has it that there are quite a few multi-platform games that go worse on the PS3 than the 360 (eg HL Orange Box)

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

i can help.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

that is exactly how it happened

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

2 years and no problemas is quite reliable

and -- I thought M$ had a huge fund of money to replace every single XbOX360 because they over heat too much...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

they never planned to make money out of the hardware

but only on the games, services and accessories. So it's no big deal to replace them.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Aww, unlucky

as all the good games are coming out now, too.

Still, maybe it's royally fucked and they will send you an upgraded model as a replacement!

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fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

I shouldn't

but I'm laughing at your misfortune!

(hotrodzombie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

There's someone on ebay who can fix it for about £45

no idea who though. The likelihood is that the ships have come loose on the motherboard; if it's out of warrenty open it up and press every chip back onto the main motherboard then re-power up (sounds bollocks, but that's how 90% of them are fixed by Microsoft)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

i fixed mine myself

quite easy once its opened up.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

I was looking into soft-modding it

Apparenly if you have a SATA port on your motherboard in your home pc, you can remove the DVD drive from the console and connect it to the SATA port - it's possible to flash the DVD drive to play backups through a floppy boot disk by doing this.

Found an 8meg word doc on it (pics included). Not got an Xbox anymore though lol

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

mine is soft modded

its really easy to do. Hence the reason i fixed mine myself cos microshaft didnt want to know! :b

If you need any advice let me know.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

I might do...

...will earn another freebie one of the net :)

Trying to earn a Wii at the mo, got half the credits for one.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

mines covered by warranty

if its the 3 red ring problem then its free, which is nice of them.. its not too bad, just annoying i was looking foward to playing a bit of rainbow 6 and it doesn't work.

saw a thing on youtube about fixing it by purposly overheating it by wrapping it in a towel dont think i want to do that.. can just see my house burning down if i try

(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

The prob is the motherboard is jammed in the case of the first few batches

When the console heats up and the DVD drive is used, the motherboard vibrates slightly off the external casing and eventually shakes the chips from the motherboard. The console BIOS spacks out and gives 3 lovely rings of death. They've sorted it to a much better degree in the latest batch of consoles plus as it's their fault you should be given a replacement free of charge too.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

the towel trick is BAD

you only need to slightly overheat the GPU memory chips and let them cool. Too much heat elsewhere will fry other components.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

had the same thing

sent it to MS, waited 4 weeks.. tada, new console

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

He goes for the eyes!

(evade, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Make it stop!!!!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

That is one evil squirrel....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

That has to be the ultimate assassin

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)

Yey for spider tight-ropers

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

oo this is nice

what's the source?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

littlemetalsnakefights.com

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

they've been in that stand-off for decades

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

You wrought to know better!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

I cast

the first stone

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

andrewhefter.com

got a load of source pics on there :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hurray!

for spiders!
For Prof K!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

yay

grrrrrreat

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hurrah for spiders!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

this

might be my favourite

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

How electric eels choose to go

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

Hehe!

But would this work?

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Weetobix, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

See you in Hull then...

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Ninj, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

noooooooooooooo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

I wonder if anyone else has ever done anything along the

i[insert concept here] paradigm?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

i know...

...it's old hat, but I had to get it out of my system. You know how it is;-)

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Ninj, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

I hope you feel better for it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

Ooh...

...much fankoo!

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Ninj, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

Second office lol of the morning....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

what was the first?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

scat

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

Scaramanga's Godfather

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

\o/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

I sigh at you and do a TJ!

does anyone use Cinema4D? I sometimes feel I'm the only person in the world using it.

I worry that I'm getting skilled in something that is useless in the working world. Am I right in thinking this?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

I'm not sure what it is

... is it something you made up in your garage?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

Yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

I went to the cinema a while back.

Though it was a Cineworld cinema, not a 4D one.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

did they still have the guy playing a piano?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

I couldn't hear the dialogue because of that idiot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

i went to cineworld last night too

I saw the new wes anderson film and it was brillliance

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

This is making my eyes go funny.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

Maybe you could get them onto the comedy circuit and they could make you some money?

I likes that picture miss :)

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*squeezles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

hey

*rubs bum*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

If I EVAR got your bum and Jessie's bum confused

I would spork me own eyes out!
so NER!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

I wasn't rubbing my bum

I was rubbing Jessie's

and I have a perfectly acceptable bum, thank you very much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

so . . .

I DID get confused between yous and Jessie's bums?

*sporks own eyes out*
a deal's a deal!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

*stays your hand*

hold on, don't do anything too rash now. put down the spork

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

Too late, Jess!

Jess!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

*jumps*

'ningles David, didja get my return-gaz yesterday?

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I did!

(well this morning I went to bed straight after sendage)
You're FAB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

*huggles*

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JESSIE! *curls round neck*

i said hello to you on messenger missy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

Last night/early this morning?

yeah, I had music on pretty loud and wasn't by my puter

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no like 2 miutes ago

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

Really?!

Didn't see anything

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I am in and out at the min

but it didn't show up

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenky!

*frots*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

ooh 'ello gorgeous

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

Why thank you.

I haven't been called 'miss' in ages.

*glees*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

let's call him Mohammed

and see what happens

WOO YAY - I like this!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

Ouch! My eyes!

these always make my eyes go funny

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

that is very disturbing

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

yes

her eyes point away from each other!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

jesus mohammed's ass kicking buddah almighty

that's fucked up

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

I know

how did he get her?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

rohypnol ultra

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

*fight or flight mode*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

Looks strangely like John Lithgow...

Edit - may actually be John Lithgow. *d'oh*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

Nah.

Guy at work. Called John but not called Lithgow.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

I thought so - you posted him yesterday didn't you?

...but then the shopped version does look uncannily like Lithgow.

I get so confused. *lies down in a darkened room*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

is the top mouth for younger boys?

/harsh blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

make him talk!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

Shirley Bindun?

(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)

I used to know a girl called Shurley Bindun

...

also Woo and Yay -- I'm thinking about making the jump to linux, but I have yet to gird my loins for such a change... (M$ keep telling me my copy of XP may be the victim of piracy, and Vista looks horrible)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)

and had she?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)

quite a lot

she was very popular with anyone who had enough money to get her drunk

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

Oi!

Don't go telling everyone my real name!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

hello super sexy fun time Debs

:)

nawty thing you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

hee hee

*glomps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

Your secret's safe with me, Bernard

Bernard*winks saucilly*
*heads for lift*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

\o/

*lifts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

going down . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

Mine isn't really Jessie

I think most people on here I've met know that now, but I still get the odd surprised 'you mean it's not 'Jessie'?!' as why else would I choose a perfectly ordinary and not remotely funny/punny/profane name?

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like Mohammed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

Like Dave?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hahah, yours always has other bits around it

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*puts bits round Dave*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

*suffocates*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

hahahah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

if you don't play games

is a brilliant idea.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

I don't play them on my PC very much

(but I would connect my XbOX to my PC if I had a legit version on windows)

I could set it up to dual boot I suppose.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

what I like about linux is

that it's super easy to get and install any software you need

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

*sings in choral style*

and what distro do you use...?

[internets in talking about linux distro SHOCKER!]

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

I'm using Kubuntu

and I'm happy but I read that Ubuntu has more support

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

nice one

I'd heard good things about it. I used to use Mandrake quite a lot, but I think it's changed since then.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

I'm thinking this

I tend to use mine mostly for teh_internets and occasional Office stuff at the moment. Maybe I feel my life isn't complicated enough, perhaps that's why Linux is alluring...

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sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

Whee!

I managed to completely destroy Vista last night by installing Alcohol 120 on it

Now it does a BSOD and a memory dump every time I boot up :)

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Weetobix, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

32 or 64?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

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