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[challenge entry] Dude in my office wanted a go but has no account so this is his!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# his arms are like Taz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# that'll keep him warm throughout winter!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Mmmm, hedgehog flambé....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# with a porcupine puree sauce
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# On a bed of sautéed echidnas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# What's his carbon footprint though?
And the arm definately reminds me of
http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/tasmanian_devil/taz_story.html
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ok, cut that out now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# pfft!
Entertaining your workmates with songs of horse-love?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Fortunately I have no sound at work
And have only heard the song once, courtesy of evil freebs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Aw bless.
What's the fun of the russian roulette that is b3ta-member links if you're not going to have the sound on for potential maximum embarassment?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# are you in a busy office?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Not necessarily busy
but watched over by a hawk-like office manager with a personal vendetta!

= fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# damn those bosses!!
EDIT: i'm lucky on one hand because my boss doesn't give a shit about me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# and on the other hand, it looks huge!
/JB blog
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I have no choice
My computer is not capable of playing sound
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# What're you running?
Windows 3.1 on an Compaq 486?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# no speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Orators?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# How did you know?
Nah, there's just no speakers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me.

and anyway, the link's purple now. So there :p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Fool me once... shame on you
fool me... er... won't get fooled again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Hedgehogs are made of teasels
and are therefore very flammable.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# And they have the singularly bad survival trait
of a tendency to hibernate in bonfires.

Silly hedgie pig.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# To be fair
it's not a bonfire until you light it.
Up to then you're just sticking fire lighters in to his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hmmm... Existential...
Schrodinger's bonfire? Both a big pile of brushwood and a little pile of cooling ash at one and the same time...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# neato!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Now right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# so wow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Zicher gut.
Not sure why I suddenly had a Germanic moment, but there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ver' nice.
The file name wasn't too helpful though. Anybody we know?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# No
it's just a photo I found in my source file folder, I'm pretty sure it's from flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# TU-TU-TU-TU.......wait
;D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Haha
later perhaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Am I the only one who sees a hammer over her head?
By which I mean tis lully :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Stop for me
It's the Claw!

www.collegehumor.com/picture:1734386

(certified 98% horse-free)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
now that you mention it, it does look exactly like a claw hammer. It's her hand.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I figured as much :)
But my first image was a claw hammer with some green blood dripping off it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicide Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Shopped videos only, please.
it's funny 'cuz it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# dinner is served!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# one of these times he's going to make it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# This is brilliant
and deserves a click and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Has now put squished squirrel
on the Roadkill Cafe menu .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] An oldie...
but a goodie.

wait for it..
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ;-p
bad mans.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
brummmmmmmmmmmmm b-dum b-dum brummmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahha thats awesome
and your username made me giggle !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# you find this amusing?
he has a wife, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# thats it i'm off in full giggling mode now. i'm gona have that whole sketch stuck in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I was going to do a monty python-themed picture this morning,
but I couldn't find a picture of the warning label on a box of paracetamol :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# scanneth one?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# that's pretty harsh

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# hehehe
indeedy...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha!!
lollage!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffft......
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hee hee heeeeee
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# when do i get my prize, and what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Close your eyes and hold your hands out...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *shuts eyes tight*
*holds hands out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *deposits prize*
*runs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# i'm just happy to have won something...
*cherishes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# it's the nigerian state lottery
you need to send in a small bond of £500 before you can claim your winnings
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# if i had £500 i'd be outta here so fast!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# If I weighed 500 pounds, I wouldn't be going anywhere fast.
/stupid 'mercan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you are one the very few normal sized people aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Yup!
Proud to be an anomaly!

Keep the kiddies pretty thin, too.

It's a never-ending source of embarassment to me to entertain British business associates who come here and dine at a typical American restaurant and be surrounded by the typical looking fat diners going to the buffet line for third portions. I'm not a health nut by any stretch, but c'mon, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# PIGGIES!!!
it's the idiotic portions too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Indeed!
And you can't get dessert unless you're a Clean Plate Ranger!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you could go all the way to lincolnshire on british rail for that
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# LINCONSHIRE BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# nice
very Andrew Lau
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *office lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Needs more party hat
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# My.
Look at all those extra strong mints. Has he a date?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Silly mouse
They're placebos!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# without you im nothing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# pffft!
nyom nyom nyom.. one
nyom nyom nyom.. two
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# put two under your tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Do they kill him if they're just stored in his cheeks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# only when he sits down
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Oooh, nasty....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :D
where's his glowsticks?
and hi-vis waistcoat.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# they're laxatives
poor little tacker is a bit cheese-bound
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# that made me


good stuff!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ..much better...
..with the eyes :-)
(Phlash, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Update

eh?
(katesbush, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# it's just morrisey moaning. if he embraced multiculturalism he'd lose his mojo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I say we deport all immigrants
In chronological order of arrival.

Bloody Celts.

And what have the Vikings ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hairy axe wounds?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# mosque risky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# REVENGE!
(akzidenz grotesk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
excellent straining action :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ...and a lovely urn, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
i like the corpse white hoover!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# This is so much better than the porn stuff.
You have so much talent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hmm.
I seemed to think you didn't care for it after about the, say.... thirteenth word of the first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# doesn't look much like Lunar Jetman to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I am enjoying these
even though I've never played any of these games
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ^What he said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^this
...although having played Silent Hill 1 I can identify most with that one...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Had to spazz back to find it...
But this is so very very true...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# ^ them

* although I have played Pong
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Loverly as usual!
But I have no opinion upon Halo other than 'Ooh, purty!' so can't say as whether I agree or not!

But WOO! Anyhoo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Soooo
Perb!

Have a *click*, sir.

TJ: What's that site where the guy does Game Reviews speaking really quickly (it's an Aussie site, but the guy is UKish)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Zero Punctuation.
On 'The Escapist' website.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks JJ
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# www.thatsitewiththegamesreviews.com
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# To Your Room!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Alone?
*cries*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hmmm
reduce the file size as some of the guys bellow pc cant handle it
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...big images are only naughty if posted by non-regulars!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha true!
The end of the last game is basically the end of the first game...how imaginative..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# So true
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Halo+3+hater
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# AGH!
..............f**k :|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# For that you get awarded this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Mother Fucker.
www.b3ta.com/board/7800617
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i dont know why but Im starting to be attracted to princess anne
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# PURPLE LINK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I love these
despite them being the complete opposit of my opinion but meh...

you considered doing one ofthese for ninja gaiden?
(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Not played it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# fair doos,
it'll make you want to destroy your xbox every 10 secondsish... between the lack of checkpoints and super hard bosses, worth it to see the girl fighter lady wit hthe huge knockers and skimpy clothes (made by same people as DOA btw) get covered in slime... glistening glorious slime
(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# God bless youtube.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3tl75FdtdbM&feature=related
Who the fek designed her costume?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Strewth.
Borderline NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I think I know what I'm gonna draw at the end of the day....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Ooh
Shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Oh dear
I love the little jiggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i love you JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# excellent
i just bought settlers V and feel really cheated. the first 3 were beautifully paced and endearing, but the last two have been nothing more than subpar command and conquer style clones. A good example of a series losing the plot and going downhiill fast, yet i still forked over the cash
i feel so dirty
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha

never played x-pox
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# You crazy game-playing person!

When's the last time you got out of an evening?


*goes home to play Zelda for the 50th evening in a row*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I enjoyed the first one.
And I'm pretty sure their annoyance at you is explained, albeit rather generic U SO UNGODLY CUZ U NOT LIZARDY.

I do like this series of yours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Completed this a couple of days ago
took me one afternoon and one evening.
Not a lot new from the first 2 games, except you get a couple of new vehicles which you get to play with for a handfull of minutes - you don't even get to steal a banshee ffs!
Scorpion tanks are very fun.
Played multiplayer for a bit last night - got very bored very quickly as it's exactly the same as every multiplayer shootemup from the the past 10 years. Guess I've just been spoilt with Battlefield 2!

Bioshock was much better
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I dunno, I do enjoy a bit of halo but it's really nothing special
I think it's partly the internet explorer syndrome, the first one pretty much just came with every xbox shipped out so it instantly had a huge amount of people playing it

I much prefer timesplitters, any game where you can play a monkey and run around a chinese resteraunt throwing bricks at a zombie with a handbag is a winner in my book
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick and durty one before I have to go away and do something useful with my day:


And now, thought Donald, it was all just a question of waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ha, I've seen the result of this first-hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Did it grow back?
Your hand, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# in a way
a carpet-beater grew there instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# At least no-one will confuse you with Jeremy Beadle.
But do they just tell you to 'beat it' all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I consider this to constitute doing something useful with your day.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# thin sliced donald!!
mmm-mm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hey!
Did you check your board stats?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I AM KING OF B3TA!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# And it looks like you got there on my back
...from the looks of your so-called random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# heffers!
i don't know what you mean....

NOW BOW TO ME OR DISPAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# DIS-PAIR?
You mean you want me to become single again? Or to seperate my cleavage?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# seperate your clevage.
lose the moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Aw.
They're my brest feature, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# oh,
give us a little wiggle then...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# 'Do'? 'Useful'?
I do not understand...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# NOOOOOooooo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] not long now kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Rotties seem to be getting a rough press here
But woo again sirrah
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I think they're cute
But when you need a big scary dog... they just look like they'd eat a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm hungry enough to...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Pah, all true
But I shall now endeavour to make a Papillon look scary...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Shapes on a plane!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Poor kitty! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# but he wants to die...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# But he looks so needy like that!!
*wants to give suicide kitty a hug!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo?

meh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# photoshopped images only please ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# thats rather well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ah, the lesser spotted helmet turtle...


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Took me a while...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# bear with me
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hey barryheadwound, NOW! :D
woo and tra
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Rah rah filesize rant rant rah!!!
still don't get what Q&D means either. Must be having an off day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Qungeons & Dragons

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Wikipedia says quill and dagger
which confuses me even more...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Quinces and Damsons
(chippy time travel agents, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Dick & Qwerty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Sound of worlds biggest penny dropping.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Shrink it or link it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Boy, if I have a dime for every time I've heard that.


edit: actually I don't think I've EVER had to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You'd be skint
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# amen to that, sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I get that a lot too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I know a guy who thinks smaller is better on the grounds that
"it leaves room for the other person"

That parallels oddly well with b3ta..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I think he just needs an excuse to not be embarassed that he's got a little willy.
People found this out when they pulled his towel off at surfing (and because there are no changing rooms, you have to get changed on a little island while traffic circles you like sharks)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# It's all to better train the surfers
for when the real sharks come
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# One of the surfers is pretty well trained,
being the fourth best under-16 surfer in the world.

He's not that much of a cunt, either :)

The others are all "OH NOES WE COULD BE ATTACKED BY A SEAL :O"
While I'm laughing at them because the instructors are taking the piss most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hehehe
that is very recognisable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# he should learn to
1. spell
2. optimise
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I Have and do
bear is a play on words something you may not understand..
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# he's got a box to live in
some people haven't even got a box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# A box? Luxury!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *licks road clean with tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# oi! that was MY lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha! bear with me
i geddit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Blasphemer!!!


(Smokey the Weasel, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# pfft!
gonna be slow and painful...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# He'll die of poisoning from the lead varnish on that hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# cracking
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# what an unfortunate conicidence
that someone dropped a miniature hammer into the bowl of a suicidal goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# LOL! Nicely!
So many goldish jokes, so few laughs, but this one did it for me!



(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] snake bomb snake bomb
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# poor snakey
all his tubes will leak out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Could've accomplished the same thing...
getting take-out from Taco Bell.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhoea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# there's any other meaning?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# "I fancy a day off work"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# This is true...
Manflu is such a tired sickie option. Just mention that you're firing the brown laser and nobody will pry any further. And it typically clears up in a day as well. The perfect crime...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# There are precisely 22.6 other meanings
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# My word
*eats more fibre*
..ah yes - so I see...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# The 0.6th meaning is particularly nasty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ...was wondering about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# As any good proctologist will testify
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Yes, but if you want to be REALLY precise,
it's the 0.59th meaning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Well, I suppose if there's going to be any rounding involved
then it's not true "explosive diarrhea"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Not really,
but I'd imagine it'd still hurt..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This way boys...


Q&D, but at least the Chinese is right...
(annexed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I get it.
That river is horribly polluted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The yangtze dolphin just went extinct
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Q&D?
Like the pic, although you might want to shrink it a tiny bit, lest the filesize fiends start up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# don't be so bloody daft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# :D
Nicely put, sir.

All well with you, handsome?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# :D Aye, grand ta.
Just off to a 90 minute meeting - it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye...

Seeya later, cheekychops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I love dolphins best of all the mammals
I love dolphins they're my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# The love that is best left unspoken
'dolphin-love'
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] You want to make her,.. Suicide Goat
b3ta.hnldesign.nl - click to visit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Nice somersaulting, too.
Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
if that wasn't so utterly brilliant i'd be miffed at being spectacularly upstaged again.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# full-on office lolage
*unlimbers spare keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ace!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Pfftt...

* 1st coffee in keyboard combination today

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Really good stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahahah! top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# So THAT'S why they do that!?
Who knew!? Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# WOo!
Officelollage!

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha!
that's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# thank you
you sound just like that button below the picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I would like to add my bit and say
Hahahahahahahahaha
and click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] not photoshopped oz kitten

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :(
HE WON'T DO IT. HE AINT GOT THE GUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I like this
Especially the shiny fork
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# thankyou
i was pleased with the fork too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Woo
Nicely done!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hah! Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Banana Matrioska
(|, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Kraseevui!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Less of a suicide, maybe...
Bananas, in my cereal

But while we were on the subject...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *giggles*
Missed you down there Heff - I'm good ta, you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'm too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts.

Actually, I guess I'm meh. Still looking for a truck. Found out belatedly that there's no more local craft shows for my woodworking between now and Christmas, so I'll be hawking my wares on ebay soon. Stay tuned...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# silly heffrey
bananananananana is not a aminalz

EDIT: sorry Heff, i do really feckin like this post tho, it always bring s a smirk to my chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Oh yeah, I guess there's that limitation too.
bah.

edit: No probs, Spam! I figured if you'd hated it, you would've said so. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# But it's a banana in PYJAMAS!
This makes it a animul.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Well, I suppose if cats can have 'em...
and THEY'RE animuls, and if Banananananas have 'em, then THEY'RE animuls too.

Logic wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Tesco Value Banana?

* Pfffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

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