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[challenge entry] keith floyd - looking a bit pink.



No editting neccessary
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Not shopped?
He is quite pink
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# He does look quite ill
Poor bugger!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# sorry, bindun
about 10 times so far
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty, filthy pearoasting whore...


gimme a break... it's just taken me two and a half hours o get to work, including an hour in the freezing fucking cold waiting for a fucking bus
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Move to a warmer climate.
*hands break.


Woo, btw!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 1 bloke, no cups, 20,000 posts.


Click for bigger
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# You're a bad, bad man
/congrats and a fine 'ning to you :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# G'ning Archie.
How are you this fine winter's day?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# full of the joys of the season!
/finished teaching for the year yesterday, so can get on with proper work now!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# 8¬O
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# YIKES!
Er, link please. Prolly perfectly SFW, but that's not what my boss'll think!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Sorry.
Not sure I can edit it properly like that through barnesy.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ah, bugger
Ok, hiding it then, sorry
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# aaargh the horror!
congratumalations
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Cheers
It seems like so many more than 20,000 posts. And it's probably even worse for you lot who have to put up with me.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# congrats
but i have wasted this pot of mindbleach now - and i didn't need it now - *curses *
the midwife didnt like it much lol
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Don't point that thing at me!!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha!
MY EYES!

congrats sir!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Arf.
Cheers.

This is a great pic to bluetooth to strangers stupid enough to accept it in the pub.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I'll rememeber that
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I am blissfully unaware of the whole "cup" thing
but that looks wrong in any language! :D
Happy 20K fella
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Yeah
I've managed to avoid seeing that picture as well and only have a vague idea what it is.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# you are lucky
for it is not nice.

as jessie would have said yesterday, it's about as pleasent as seeing a jordan/katie price and dane bowers sex video.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# What is it?
Description please, no link.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# it is two ladies
one expresses her bowels into a cup and they proceed to have some fun eating and then regurgtating said waste product over each other.

avoid it like the plague.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *shudders again*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Anal seepage?
Jolly nice.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# And 280 pixels wide so it can be frontpaged!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Yay for 20K :)
I have to wander off into the gardens now to photograph stuff, and it's like the bloody arctic
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Should get some good pictures though
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# WOO!
everyone loves a bit of brown from time to time.

congrats
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# It gave me
a vinegar burn.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
Is that the whole post?

Congratulations!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# saucy
congrats sir.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Pffft.
Cheers!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Aaaaarghhh!!!!!!
Aarrgghhhhh...

looks away clutching eyes... foolishly looks back

... Aaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!

Bad man... bad, bad man... this is the first thing i saw when i logged in this morning... i hadn't even had coffee man!!!

Pass the mind bleach!!!!

EDIT: Also congrats... Aararrgghhh!!! It's winkin at me...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# It's better when you click for bigger.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Ew
And congratulations
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# tsk
congratulations
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahah! you mentil
That's brilliant
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:06, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Interesting.
I make no comment as to whether it is good or bad. Merely that it is......interesting.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# yeah, from the initial conception of the idea
to the end result, i'm slightly disappointed in how not-funny it is. mind you it was late last night i thought of it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# get off the fence man

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I can't
No matter how I try, I simply can't stop vascillating!

Maybe there is a cream I can get for that.


(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# you'll go blind
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Schplendid!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] very dirty and very cheap
click for bigger

[url=http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=supergrasslolcopycc5.jpg][img=http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2217/supergrasslolcopycc5.th.jpg][/url]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# BBCODE! WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT HERE
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] My substandard, in work effort using paint


Filename if you don't get it
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *sighs*
You can't go out because your roots are showing Darkpie.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# eh?
was ist los?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Dye 'em black

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Fair enough...
there is a distinct lack of dark green in the picture
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Soft Cell!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Platelets?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Nagetive?
Whoops, made a typo.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *spang*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)
# This^
Mind you, someone a while ago put a jpg on here of a shopped type-o album cover, oddly enough with exactly the same joke
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# This, with added SPANG
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# splinter cell?
???
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] They can't get enough of them scoobysnacks...

...and kid's bums
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Fun Lovin' Peadophiles?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I'd be careful calling Archer a paedo if I were you...
He'll sue your arse.


ripe for a strikethrough, that.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Didn't spot Archer in there.
I wonder why you put Archer in the Fun Lovin' Peadophiles then?

Cracking good band, the Peads.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# No no
He called him a peadophile.

He loves that high-density polyethylene.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Can't get enough of it from what I hear.
It's a good replacement for a small child.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I'm actually getting some of these
I'm amazing myself.

I loved 'Bastards with Party Hats'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ha
I thought Archer was actually Alex McLeish for a moment
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] My fave choccy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Marianne Faithful?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# oh fo sure
would be worth loads if it hadnt melted!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# wasn't that a kitkat?
four fingers at once, dirty girl
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Only four?
Wimp
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# There were more
but only four came back out.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# four chunky kitkats
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Now THAT'S commitment
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# true comiment would be
one of those big galaxy bars... or a yard of jaffa cakes perchance?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)
# No
true commitment is a large Toblerone.

My eyes are watering at the thought.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# just your eyes?
... a likely story
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Well, now that you mention it,,,,,,,
yes.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I'd like to "do" a Marianne Faithful
with creme eggs.

And a lady obviously. That might be the hard part.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Hot Chocolate?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Bohren & der Club of Gore?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# A milky way that's been left out too long?
Ris?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)
# MARS BAR
thats mars on the inside lol
Thought that was easy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# lol?
LOL??
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Yes Geoff, LOL
FUCKING LOL!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I'm sorry - I'm getting on a bit
WHAT WAS THAT??
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I did notice
that I MISREAD it and thought it said BRAND names not BAND names... TWAT!!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and messy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Bryan Ferry?
I actually get that one!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
good old brian


i went to a wildlife park and they had two ferrets, one was called bryan ferret and the other was called roxy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
Bryan Ferret

I like that
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha
Super
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# it's the most effort put in so far

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahah
I like this
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Reminds me of that old song...
Oh! what a feeling........
When you're dancing on the Sealink......
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *groans*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# how does an old lady like you
know about them?


*scarpers*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I think I'm gonna need a new right-click finger
'ning!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I thought we were doing bands.
Not songs.

Park Life was a good song though.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I can see my spanking pan is going to get warn out this week!
*spangs*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is great
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *dies*
very well done
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] minimum effort compo entry

'ning
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# The Black Stripes?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# close!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Stripe the Blacks?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Everyone's a little bit racist
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# sorry madam but that's no excuse
*locks in, throws away the key*

*walks off whistling*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# heeee avenue q
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# the my telly's fucked band?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# well, it is
but no
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Dan looks a bit...steel-like? Steelish? Steeloid?
If only there were an appropriate word.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Metallica?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Danly Steel!:P
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *sigh*

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# beg pardon?
*checks front page*

*pulls a weary expressions*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# he he
Steely Dan
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I suspect
that you're not so much laughing at my post as laughing at the concept of Steely Dan generally.

I know I do.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] most of you probably won't get this
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Stay Away Fat Larry?
Good group
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# is it a spanking you're after?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Yes please
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *spanks*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# You need to
Act Like You Know.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Deary me!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Yes, I saw that
Very sad :(
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Next weeks compo should be 'Anything Discworld'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I would spend most of it ris'ing, sadly
But it must be very hard for that to happen to a great mind
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hahahah
top
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Fat Larry's
Banned?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles everyone!


A quick comp entry before I head off to work
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# frankie's in the hollywood sign
i loved their stuff


=D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] its that Manson twat
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Well that just made my day
:)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *tries to work out how this is a Christmas card*
*realises the competition has changed*

Woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Sigh...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Oi!
No!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:27, archived)
# "see... redcode.nl"
That's very subliminal :P
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Thank you, more please
'Ning the board!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:32, archived)
# 'ning Sexy McTrelly
*fondles*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Minky!
*inappropriates*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# what happened to his legs??
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:33, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:35, archived)
# *SPANG. SPANG HARD BIARCH*
*glees* I have to Human Descent animash tutorials:D

'ningles all.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:35, archived)
# 'Ningles Ghostie
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:40, archived)
# mmm blue spanners
'ning b3ta
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# 'Ningnibus
Like an omnibus, but ningier
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:50, archived)
# But obviously not the Hollyoaks one!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Of course not, that's dingier
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] for the squares
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:04, archived)
# I wish I could quote American Psycho better
woo
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:10, archived)
# I was amazed to discover recently that they had more than one song.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Zank will get this one right away


(faces were changed to protect the guilty)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Mothers of Invention
Perhaps?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
# Ding!
but nobody got this right yet


or even this easy one

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Ah!
Godley and Creme and 10cc, right?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Heard of 10cc but.....
Godley and Creme?

Is that a thing now?

I suppose that is one of your young person popular beat combos.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 8:34, archived)
# You're kidding, right?
Godley and Creme were part of 10cc who left and went on to do a great deal of innovative and critically acclaimed work together from '77 till '88.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
an englishman in new york!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# yippy yi oh ty ay!
:)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Miamivicetastic!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:45, archived)
# :)
I'm off to bed, g'night
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:48, archived)
# mkay
But why is there a flesh-coloured cow levitating behind him?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:50, archived)
# Sand!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:49, archived)
# I AM NOT DON JOHNSON.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# first post no tools, kickin' old skool


Click for bigger (24KB)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:02, archived)
# thanks for telling me
I'd never have guessed otherwise.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:18, archived)
# Seams like a good start.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:26, archived)
# You cannot help but touch the ham
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Not really, I just wanted an excuse to use my new ham toucher pic.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:42, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# I laughed heartily when I saw this.
It was practically a guffaw infact.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# ta
:-)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry (not really)


(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# US US US US US US US US US US
Yet, worth a small Arf for effort.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:02, archived)
# I know an Amos, who used to go by "amosquito"
I highly doubt you are one and the same though.

Unfortunately, I do not know this band, so I am at a loss =[
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:04, archived)
# I have a friend named Ellon
pronounced el-awn. We would call her "Ellon Chair"
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:33, archived)
# I have a friend called Gillian
Sometimes we shorten it to Gill though, for use in an informal context.

Other times we call her Gillian with a hard G sound.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)

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