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# hmm
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# THAT'S NOT CONTRIVED AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hmm
how does that "show effects of manipulation"?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I didn't know what was what you were trying to do.
...what exactly IS this?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# huh
i dont not understand what your not not saying because you didnt not use too many double negatives
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# MINDPISS :(
Let's just forget it ever happened, eh? *slips tenner*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yeah.
*slips cock in*
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'm sure contrived basically means that you're trying too hard
you deleted three letters, it's not really an anagram anymore.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# yeah david
who said it was meant to be an anagram.

i could of done doctor who and torchwood couldnt i.
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# plus
contrived means something which shows thought about manipulation
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# fair enough
i'm just saying, where's the joke? anybody can take the words contaminated urinal, and delete and rearrange letters until it becomes cunt.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# most people
princess diana cant.
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# good point, nor can maddie
ghastly business that

HAHAHAHA!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ye
dave
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# OH NOES
also see woman hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# there is
27 hitlers in plymouth

and aaron a aaronson in the phonebook :o
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Mother in law.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# .
brother in sister
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Are you implying
that they are one and the same ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# crazy motherfo
i am implying that you can easily turn shareholders into areseholes, how can i stereotype all shareholders with the billions of companies that have shares.

crazy mother effer
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Are you implying
that I am not in my right mind ? I do have a left and middle one as well . . .
But all I really wanted to find out was what kind of reply you would give . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# godess
i gave that one, fulfilled?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Are you a communist?
or simply not out of school, with righteous anger on your chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# for mother russia
i am not a communist.

i think everyone is thinking too much about this, im just highlighting how easy you can change shareholders into arsehole. Plus type shareholder into an image engine, some you will want to punch.
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I know people without shares I'd love to punch.
Maybe I'm just a hate filled individual.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# mmmmm
i want to make some punch


stir with me?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Certainly.
*spikes*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# <<
*rohyps out arse up*
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Fair enough
Revenge of the Sith, is after all an anagram of Revenge of the Shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# also
anagram is an anagram of a rag man
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I bow to such an observation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ere
observation is an anagram of nob tie srav
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# finally
especially me.
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I am have done paintings!


I'm doing a whole range of them at the moment.

I hope you like!
(Mickeyburns, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I like them!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yay!
they remind me of my munching pictures. only infinitely more awesome
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I like alien hippos
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Have just gone into the garden
to look at this through the window!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# these are very nice
can I buy, and how much?

I probably won't, but still..
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Oo, hello!
I was listening to your songs just before. They're rather bloody good indeed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# well hello!
And thank you very much! I'll have me album out soon, so you can get one of them at a B3ta discount. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yay! :D
I shall look forward to it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# um... I dunno
I painted them for the wife. She's stuck in California at the moment and commanded me to paint a gogglie eyed monster for her. so I did. god knows where we're going to put them it be honest.
(Mickeyburns, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# wife? WIFE?
I'M MORE IMPORTANT.
PICS NAO. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Fantastic!
I really want to put some of my own stuff up in my room.

Got to get good first though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Where are you going to put them?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yes and yes!
do you have a green one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I am painting a
green one right now as it happens. he's going to have the stars and stripes in the background. cos he's a yank
(Mickeyburns, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Tsars and Stipes
Russians and REM frontrunners?
Yes please.
Edit: Also why is Green=American?

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# MONSTERS!
I am liking :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# These paintings
should be well hung !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oh wow
those are seriously cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Argh!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# loldogs
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Ilby, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
PWEEEOO.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# that's no yiff
that's a yaypeg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# That dog has aids
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# At least . . .
the poop will be easy to find !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# lol
have a clicky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Billie-Joe Armstrong from Green Day
Before they started all that black-shirt-red-tie bollocks.
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I like the greyish vectors
there was one by IVV i really liked...going to go find it
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Vector
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Ilby, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Thick eyebrow liners . . .
it's definately good enough to send to him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# THE LEOPARD OF AWESOME, HERE ON IN KNOWN AS AWESOME-O-PARD RETURNS
and this time he is SO ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# AWESOME-O-PARD seems to be a big kat with designs on going places
this makes his obvious machiavellian mind attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Pffft.
i like.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Comic I didnt read
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Ilby, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# the first one
is HERE: www.b3ta.com/board/7969505

enjoy with your EYES.

EDIT: Oh, you're just doing this on every post. How amusing, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# aop is my new role model
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I DONE A CRAFT!

designeded from scratch, and mostly made from scraps of wood i had kicking around.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# How lully
What animal is it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# iss a bird table for my mum's garden
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# My cat would love that
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# cats eats birds
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Top stuff dude
I like the bird feeders in the background as well btw, I have at least six in my rather meager suburban garden now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# we have 5 i think
gonna get loads more when we move tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Tis a rather simple delight filling up the kettle seeing wildlife flutter outside the window having a munch in the morning
get a bird bath as well, though some work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# well, we already have a bird table out the window, i made that one too. gonna make us one like this one i just made too tho.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Tiny dojo
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Ilby, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# there will breads on it and everything in the next week or so!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Good work
(fleabag and save your soul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Well crafted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# thank you, it took a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# My 10 year old nephew did this
He has had a graphics tablet for half an hour, and produced this on the Gimp having never ever used it (or any other graphics app) before, on a computer from the stone age. Personally I'm very impressed.

CFB (432Kb)

I am jealous, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# take him out the back and shoot him
there's obviously something unnatural about the kid
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Actually, it seems he is 11 not 10.
Would administering a fatal beating be more appropriate than firearms?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# very rowan atkinson
i approve
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Am I mad?
I'm furious!

My favouritest sketch ever by Mr Atkinson.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# why the long face?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Elder scrolls
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Ilby, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# he am very good at the hair.
I suggest buying him a chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Tried gimp for the first time last night
Was amazingly impressed and unimpressed at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# This is a fine portrait . . .
looks like . . . whtshisname . . . a sure sign of a bright artist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Talented git, at such an age
he may be clinically removed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Eek! Disturbingly, this is better than much
of the shitwankery pissed out of the /board in the wee hours...
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# This makes me laugh
but i have absolutely no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# probably something in the half hearted execution...
it's what does it for me :D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# GOOOOOOOALAZIO!!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I have wanted to
see this done for a long time . . . SCORE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Oh, you Ironic Cobra!
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# This makes no sense to me
Therefore it's probably going to be popular :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this is most peculiar
and i like it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# This must be
Alanis Morrisette reincarnated in the form of a cobra.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hehe
I give you a round of applause, good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You am maeked
my mouthness smirky! Nice irony there, hooded slithery one... hehe! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Something has been milked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# That is not irony
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# No
it's one of them Catch 22 situations.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Holiday photo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i hate when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# 4rf!
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# woo
I was expecting the wing to fall off or something similar but not that.

very well done too
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Fascinating . . .
open the door and let'm in ! Will clicking help ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Not advised
The door keeps the horses out.

Edit : Now with extra Surprise Horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# In this case . . .
let me out . . . I want to ride on propeller head ! . . . clicked anyway . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# OMFG A HORSE!
QUICK CALL THE HORSE BRIGADE

Ning /board as you can see the mouthy mrs spatum is once again drunk and decided to try and fit in with you all
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# my lovely hank - we will never be as ace as this lot :(
shall we go to the graveyard and mourn our loss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# WAIT...
YOU'RE /talk?

OH OH OH OH OH GOSH. CALL THE MEDICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# There are worse things to see outside the plane
(Wize, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# The under carriage didn't have heating
as he was obviously promised
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
I was going to have 'teh fear' on the wing pulling bits out, but didn't get round to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# HELLO!
My fingers ache from Guitar Hero. Did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Is that posible ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# HEY.
You cheeky, and somewhat mysterious scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Mine don't =]
I'M MAKING FUDGE NOW ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *OBVIOUS JOKE*
*LOL*

I WANT FUDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'm experimenting to try and make soft fudge
I prefer it chewy than when it's crumbly, but I have a feeling cream might help to do that, WHICH WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE.

I'm making raspberry fudge though =]

Hopefully it shall work, if it tastes horrible, I shall have to revise my recipe =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It's not a scratch on Noodlemash.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# THAT WAS AN INVENTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# FUCK OFF, I HATE NOODLEMASH.
I seriously don't know what I was thinking..

It worked fine with the rice =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# NO. NYOM NYOM.
I WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Ok, fine.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Poor Pineapple
Do you feel better after throwing up all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Ha.
I wish this was vomit, it would have tasted better.

I didn't even eat much of it, it was fucking horrid.

It was basically a fry up with noodles as the main element, but it failed fucking miserably, as you might have noticed.

It worked fine with rice as a base, noodles clearly did not mesh.

Either that or I just royally fucked up, which is much more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Greek mythology time!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# she'd better not fuck it up
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Zeus as Noel Edmonds! He was a bit of cunt though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I think a fitting punishment
would be to tighten his belt until he is crushed to death
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Religion is always trying to punish us for being curious
which is ironic these days given we have almost developed the technology to be so curious it might be in our life times to see so far into the universe to observe the 'first' apparent moment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ace
*clicks*

The UK Deal or No Deal is cheap compared to the Australian version. We have a much smarmier host and a bevy of identical models with golden briefcases.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# but do you get
people who have given up there jobs to go on the show for weeks only to go home with mere pence?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# is yours like the yanks
(i know they copied) where MORE THAN ONE person competes per episode??
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# she can but
hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# sorry about bad quality
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Looks alrighty from here
and mighty fine on a tee-shirt I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I like vectors etc
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it captures the essence
I kind of think this is what blind people visualise when they read SpiderMan talking books.l
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Another 7-shape Vector B3tan ...


Cockweasle
---

If you want to be immortalised and included in
the art project then gaz me. You can find all
the details here - Models Wanted

If you want to check out the ones I've already
done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous
---
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I want to be immortalised!
At least for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Also, although I did not mention it, before,
that is a bit good, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Don't be silly,
cockweasle looks like Catweazle but magenta.
WOO though!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# YOU'RE GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ONLY WHEN GOTHY IS AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope you typed out the entire html yourself.
That would make it all worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Of course,
how else could it work?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I meant the links and everything.
So you wouldn't have had to visit the sites to copy and paste.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I copied the horses one.
but I typed Reverend Dan's
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nicely
likey the way the chain drops away
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I never knew
What Cockweasle looked like. He's slightly scarey. :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# He's not scary atall! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# He fucking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i do love these!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You have depicted Cockweasle . . .
wearing what appears to be his finest attire . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# huzzah, I like vectors because I can't do them
what should draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# wow
these are really awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
(fleabag and save your soul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I agree with you.
I am also a massive fan of Lagwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Sorry to offend :(
I really can't understand why you would be offended though, unless you thought their name needed a capital letter in the last line of the joke.
(fleabag and save your soul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I felt that his tie was really rather offensive, to be honest.
I am also alarmingly affected by stethoscopes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# What do you mean?
Some of my best friends wear ties and stethoscopes similar to his!
(fleabag and save your soul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Smugger-lover.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Accessorist.
(fleabag and save your soul, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# It isn't offensive
Not even close. The joke is based on a surname sounding like the English word for 'wrong' and a skin colour sounding like 'right' and plugging it into a well known phrase. Pure comedic genius!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hmmm...
I find your thought policing offensive
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Made me and the missus lol
Have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# haha
aces
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# a classic
bob monkhouse would be proud of you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
I noticed in the daily mail (not my copy, honest!) yesterday that the passenger they interviewed about the crashed plane was a lady called Man Wang.

edit: here she is www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=508907&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I know I shouldnt laugh, but...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Why not?
Do you have new stitches that may burst? If so, allow me to hand you this needle and thread to re do them

*hands needle and thread*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahahah SPONG
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Spielberg outsources to b3ta - cheap twunt!!!
Or invent your own caption!



(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tada
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# "Whata ya wanna bet ?"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# GLASS COCK!
Number two of a series of three. Although three might not be made.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# yellow jizz?
should probably get that looked at!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Full of creamy goodness
can't see the problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# More like custardy goodness don't you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# That's a firkin Gherkin
glad i don't work next door
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I would send that to a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Let it riegn . . .
more history !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody new fangled crap
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Error
Missing apostrophes
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# 2
and nicely seasonal.

a very warm welcome new person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It's half way through January!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# shop early to avoid disappointment
and it'll soon be easter and they're all the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Yeah, Xmas doesn't arrive in the shops for another 2 months
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# thank you
i'm just a bored teenager doing stupid pictures instead of essays =]
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# We've all been there matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Norty!
I never got away from that attitude. Right now I'm posting smartarse comments on here instead of working...

If you fix the apostrophe abuse I'll give you a click ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# not so much abuse as neglect
and god forbid you write your essays in comic sans :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# bahahaha
that would be a great way to spite a professor...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I've seen it attempted
in first year uni.


*GACK*
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i hate to admit
i think my first uni essay was all in cap's, it's all i ever use in freehand, and there was a 16 year gap between school and uni for me, and we only had one computer the size of a small car at school.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I wrote all
my exams in all caps, because I was sure that my fevered longhand would be illegible to the marker.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# AAAARGH! - Teh comic sans!
EDIT: But woo tho'
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Outstandingly good!!!
Was it a Tom Tom or a Prance Prance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Wank it HARD


Capped this from that hilarious Natwest ad from a while ago.
It's up to you to provide amusing shoops.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Calm Down!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# lol
i've had that saved on my hdd for liek 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Complains to MP.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Look, even Mary Poppins approves:
I posted this last night, and it kinda got me thinking

The product:

The rizla case:

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# "Well done, Mr Cigarettes"
My two-year old watches that film nearly every day...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i like it
but i've no use for those king sizes papers, can you make normal size ones just for me.

edit/ i am at present trialling rizla smooth, and have developed a cough, mixing air with the nasty chemicals in smoke causes illness. fact.
i shall be returning to rizla industrial thickness as soon as i run out of these.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# thinner the rizla, the nicer, for me :)

Edit: I also figured some pointless, shameless advertising involving a scantily clad Sophia might help sales

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# i'm sold on the whole idea
i'll even start smoking longer fags.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Excellent, i'll scribble a business idea to Rob, send it to him on the back of a Jaffacake
and we can all sit back and PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought it might have been a case of b3ta ultra-thin pads...

"she's PMT, she's dynamite..."
/ AC/DC lyric change
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Put them into production
I'd start smoking again. For def.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Spliffing idea
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# blue for the win
:)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'd take up smoking again
just to use these
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Inhale.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Did you hear?


A plane crashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] lol woman on lottery programme spaz
said aberdeen's further north than inverness


(this one's only shopped in that it's compressed)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ok, and what country is this?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Norwich.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Africa?
Africa?


Africa?

IT WASN'T A JACKAL THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT, WHY WOULD IT BE FOR THE 10 TIMES AFTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)
# That is the only way I play pictionary these days.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)
# afri ka! ka! ka!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)
# OUUUUVAAAAVOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)
# eeeeraaanoooooo indeed :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Burma
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)
# This gets my click
for including the world's greatest city
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I can't see Baghdad on the map
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# look again
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Good use of memes
+10 internets
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)
# here ya go!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Ah, they can stop their investigation!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# we're looking for a pilot
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I bet they caused the accident
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/7969663
or more to the point jpg's alteration made in the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

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