(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:04,
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I don't get the punchline, I'm sorry
so instead I shall choose to say that the lady who bought nappies should not be wearing those leggings.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:36,
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not if she's wearing the nappies
she'll get through those leggings in no time!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:37,
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This is true.
I used to have a pair of leggings when I was small. They had a sort of blue pattern like the plates do.
erm.....
WILLOW PATTERN. Yeah, that.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39,
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i'm pretty sure
mine were all red or those white ones with the little holes in. no, wait, that was tights. i always wore skirts and dresses, still do
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:48,
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I'm buying another skirt soon
It's got Run DMC on it. It's BRILL.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:51,
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i tend to spend my housekeeping money on them
if i see an out fit i like that i really can't afford, i will buy a £1 scratchcard. if i win enough money, i will buy the outfit. if i don't, i won't. this approach has bought me about 17 new outfits since last year!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:56,
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Punchline =
the woman in the misjudged leggings has bought nappies as she has discovered online shopping. So she can poo herself without stopping shopping. and maybe wee too.
(backrubslut- treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38,
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Ahhhhhhhhh
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38,
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hahahahaha
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38,
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substitutiary locomotion!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:41,
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*gets chased
by a suit of armour*
(backrubslut- treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:42,
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*feels slightly ashamed for knowing what it is at my age*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:45,
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You're only 3
years older than me! Nothing to be ashamed of!
(backrubslut- treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:46,
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oh yeah?
i have dvds of mulan, the little mermaid, shrek, harry potter 1-4, the wizard of oz, labyrinth, hercules and ferngully. oh, and no kids.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:53,
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Well.
I'm a 30 year old male and have Labyrinth, Shrek, Dark Crystal, The Wizard of Oz (possibly my favourite film ever at the moment), The Muppets Christmas Carol, Short Circuit, numerous teen comedies such as Mean Girls and Teen Wolf. And no kids.
(backrubslut- treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:01,
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god, i forgot about the dark crystal!
i've got that on video! my favourite was pinocchio for years, but then hercules came along...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:04,
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Hercules is
brilliant. I remember seeing it at the cinema. My favourite bit is when the hair gets blown out.
(backrubslut- treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:09,
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yes!
that's why i've got the dvd! i wore the video out, rewinding that bit and watching it over and over again!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20,
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125.64k for shopping?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:36,
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that's Waitrose for you
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:38,
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LOL!
Just about to post a new tablet portrait BTW, just uploading it at the mo, but at a friends who has a slow connection, so be a few minutes yet...
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:13,
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oh my
thats lovely hair...
woo to the pic
(crazyjudeis very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:13,
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My hair's like that :)
And ta for the woo, I can't remember why I did it in the first place but it'll be back in the anals of this place.....think I'll have an ego-spazz back to oct 22/02
(witchyis covered in BEES,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:18,
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that's my birthday
*feels paranoid*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:21,
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if you think they're
out to get you, it's because they are :)
*edit* hmm, it was a repost in feb 02 so gods knows how old it actually is!
(witchyis covered in BEES,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:29,
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i knew it!
*bolts windows* *electrifies fence* *retreats to panic room*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39,
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yay!
best of all the cat-themed guitars!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:14,
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I may make a kitty organ later if I can be bothered.
((new comic later today!))
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:54,
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No
Stand in the corner!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:55,
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:(
*stands*
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:56,
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Now think about what you've done!
*secretly woos behind back*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:56,
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Now think about what I'm going to to
*unzips*
(Duncoffinis life.,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:58,
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oh, I've been thinking about it for years, my darling.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:59,
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*gets maid of honour dress out of mothballs*
*runs from angry moth*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:05,
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:D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:56,
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Lovely!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:56,
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truly he is
but I'm beginning to fear I'm rather a one trick pony. I shall draw something beautiful later to prove otherwise :)
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:59,
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Like me?
/ohmygodthatcaptain'sshameless
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:00,
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gaz me a link to a sensible pic
and I'll vector you senseless.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:00,
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Ah, nein
for I have been vectored very recently by two people, and my head will get big. Bless you though.
Right, client visit.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:02,
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oh well,
was looking forward to that.
Have fun!
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:02,
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Draw you sending me a cd
I've had to wait so long I think I should get it half price now...WITH free drawing!
well it shall be BUT A WEEK until there are more! Captain Hood-Butter recommended this place in Cambridge that's doing all the replication and printing, so they'll be coming in REAL SOON :D
for now though, have this:
*gives private ukulele concert*
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:05,
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I saw your ukulele song on my friends feed when I came online
You do make me laugh!
My missus recently bought a ukulele along with another b3tan, it was an ill informed impulse buy, but boy was it funny to listen to. They wouldn't even hold a tuning once you'd strummed once! I think they're going to end up paying more for decent strings than they did for the actual instrument. Yay for plastic strings ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:38,
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Is it them that are from round my way?
I'm sure it is.
They're from round my way. Probably.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:38,
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i have no idea!
i just know one of them's called fish ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:40,
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Aye, I'm sure they are.
*wiki* yes.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:43,
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ooo!
you live somewhere nice! *jealouses*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:46,
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HAHAHAHAHA
Aylesbury isn't nice, it's the bermuda triangle of the home counties. And full of shitty chavs who think they're in bloody Brixton. And there's places you can't really walk in Aylesbury as it's 'Bengali territory' apparently, and if you do you'll be relieved of the troublesome weight of your phone and your wallet.
edit: nice things include the Roald Dahl museum, the haunted pubs from the middle ages and the beautiful surrounding countryside (although that's mostly filled with lawyers and traders from the City).
I may be away for a bit soon- client visit.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:50,
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we have places like that in the 'burbs
it's called everywhere. the local drug dealer drops off his wares on the corner, right next to the doctor's office and the frequently closed down pub. someone tried to burgle my place a few weeks ago, shootings are on the increase, there are roaming packs of wild pikeys everywhere you go and they've decided to name it capital of culture. yeah, right. get all the people out and it might be.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:55,
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Oh you're from Liverpool?
Technically I think we should have a fight as I'm partly geordie (and even then, the geordies in my ancestry spent most of their time at sea). But not much.
I've never been to Liverpool but I'd like to.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:57,
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the town itself has some lovely features
but as soon as you get outside the town centre, it's shit. anyway, i'm a lover, not a fighter ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:02,
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