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[challenge entry] sign o' the times
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# The Belle Stars
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# so very true.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Liquify!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# the guy on the right is popeye
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# that was an idea halfway through...
but i didnt commit
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I love it when his hair goes
all like an afro.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Weird.
I've got Tarantula by Pendulum on and this goes almost perfectly in time with it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] rebranding...


works every time!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# SOAP?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I thought he was washing a bird, at first.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# pfft
i dont know where you live
days weeks
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# oh come on
the other pea is only just down there
cheeky roaster
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Come on
There's absoloutely no truth to that slogan.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Takes about that long, doesn't it?
Then the twats leave the parcel in full view on my step because they can't be bothered to give it to next door / hide it round the side.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# When they leave parcels with the next door neighbours here
they may as well just leave them in the street, they're as likely to get nicked...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# 298
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha, I can only upload them so quickly y'know :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# don't worry. I'm sure they will comprise
the top 300 challenge images in terms of quality anyway. I just wish there were a prize so we could give it to you now and beg for a challenge that allowed us shoppers to become involved.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha, oh shush!
you old flatterer
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :D


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *ladyspluffs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# there was something about him i couldn't quite put my finger on...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Oi love you mister Frodo.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# NO!
no skitting sam, bad captain!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# POTATOES
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *rubs spuds*
my precious....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I mean really bored at work...


Click for bigger (90KB)

Have a slightly manic looking Gir.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I like it!
molto clicko.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# GIR!
jusr for that, you get a click. i love gir!
*glees*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Doom doom doom!
woo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# i'm gonna sing the doom song now!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Doom doom doomy doom doom
Dooom dooooom doom.... The end!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# doom
doom doom dooom doom doom doom doooom
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Groan!
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahah
oh you need a good spanging
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap and not-so cheerful
Bindun?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# some things about this world i will simply never understand
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Lidl isnt that bad....
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Or is it?
...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# no, it's quite clearly ace
I use it, and i certainly am not pikey
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Gets my vote!
You don't see nearly as many little fat chavlings wandering round Lidls...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's crap and I don't care.


Grrr....

edit: Apologies to anyone who does work there - just a grumpy b***** at the moment.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
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#
is he retarded?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# nodding off, it looks like
reminds me of myself back in high school during chemistry...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# you held a black thing in your hand
in chemistry? i dont find the similarity
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# the nodding off part, sir (that means falling asleep)
though the black thing COULD have been the graphing calculator, if you want to take it that far

i don't wear wifebeaters though
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# thatd be funny a chemistry student
in a wife beater
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha that would have been fantastic
if my chemistry/physics teacher had been an ardent Manchester United fan or some such

"BALANCE THIS EQUATION YOU FUCKING GIRLIE LITTLE CUNTSHIT"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes?
May as well drop this old one here...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# dont drop stuff
plz it hurts the floor
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# The floor loves it, the dirty bitch.
*stamps foot*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# kinky
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It can't express that
This is non-consensual abuse!

*informs authorities*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I'll stamp on you in a minute.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Minute amount maybe
Hah girly can't stomp. Girly don't have real mans' feet.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Girly does have powerful thighs and big heavy goff boots though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Big boots make rubbish stamp
Every mans know basic law of pressure.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I may have put this theory to the test before.
But by all means, place your nads on the floor and we'll see what they make of them.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# You'll have to find them first!
Muahahahaha

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# owch
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Ha! The floor is my bitch.
I can walk all over it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# omg take off your shoes
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Allen keys!
I always have two on me. ALWAYS.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I'll raise you on randomness
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I did not have the heart to say it earlier.
but you prodded me.
Yo are shit. This is shit.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# why are you so mean
im trying so hard
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# It turns him on.
He's typing one handed.

I'm not watching him, I just know.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# oh
what a wierdo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Actually miss smart ovaries.
I wasn't, but the fact that you are thinking of me fiddling with myself turns me on. I'm off to wear my smoking jacket and have a fumble.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# AHA
A likely excuse. I wager you're off to get tissues.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Maybe it is because no-one gets your joke
and you wont fucking explain it spacktard!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ahah
lol, calm down charlie
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# hahahah
ace
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
This is the acers!


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# you wernt quite ninja enough
i saw the deletion!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'squints'
:D

'compo pearoasts'
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love that
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# arf! i do indeed love this one
but wait... if you compo'd it once, why'd you compo this one too?

edit: shit, didn't realize the compo had changed. as you were! :-)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] very very good :) - Have an oldie
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Now THAT is ace
They should have kept that logo.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# arf!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well post this as well.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Pfft
Would that it were
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha1
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *squints*
*clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah


Click for bigger (90KB)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] woo for inter compo pictures
may i add a pea?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I wonder if the Camden market shirt makers are taking notes?
woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ooo now theres an idea
how would one go about making a t-shirt of it?

more importantly, would anyone buy it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# hmmm
google for cafepress and spreadshirt, they do relatively inexpensive prints on all sorts of objects
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# you would CafePress it
as Camden is slightly inconvenienced at the mo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# should i fear copywrite police since its a company's logo?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I was bored at work today...


img292.imageshack.us/img292/4650/inkedmyselfmedna3.jpg for biggerer.

Scan quality didn't turn out great but it was a rush job at the end of the day.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# awh, you guys made me inkkk
finding nemo has the same joke, YAY!

lovely! :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# A disturbing fact about Finding Nemo:
Clown fish are actually hermaphrodites. In a community of Clown Fish the biggest fish will be the mother, and the second largest the father. Once the baby fish are born they eat the mother, and the father becomes the female. This means that in Finding Nemo terms, a community of two the father would in fact be the mother and would be fucking Nemo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# he's happy :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# You're a girl
AICMFP
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# /checks pants
Nope. :P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You do 'i's like girls.
LOLOLOL. UR A SEKRT LADEY.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Woo!
/gropes self
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# lol you had to check your pants
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Oooh an inbetweeny
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahah
so cute!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# THERE'S A QUAKE IN THE WHALE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# HAHA!
wonderful
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As always, a brilliant first entry!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# so you dont like mine?
ur so mean
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# please explain your post to me because i don't understand
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# no ur
my post needs no explaining its obviously over your head ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
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# lol
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# lol

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# makes two of us
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# 3
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# 4
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ..
your
everybody's
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I have no idea what the fuck it is about so I dont know yet.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I'm not clever enough.
Hmph.

Edit: OH.

Never mind.

Woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I just feel sorry for whatever person tried to use the
"Did I make the earth move for you?" line.

"Yes, it was fucking pathetic."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# you know that someone, somewhere after being asked that was going...
"10 seconds! YES! Twice as long as usual"...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I blame whoever invented the missionary position
I don't have muscles in MY TOES!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# YES YOU DO.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Not after the accident
I don't

I'll never go back to Morecambe Beach
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Haha
YES!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# haha!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] LOV IT!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# :?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# f
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# sorry, this is beyond me
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# where is the bed and bath department?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# in IKEA?
Edit: well?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# He doesn't work here, he's just got a nametag.
We asked why, but he punched one of us and I had to fend him off with a piece of wood and a cardboard cutout of Mr Mainwaring.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# pardon?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# uh, baking powder?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ..
me no understandé
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I have no idea either.
And I also don't aprpeciate the ordering tone. Fuck off, I'll lov what I like.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# lov me, you bitch!
you fuckin lov the ordering tone if i tell you that you lov it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Yes sir.
*lovs it*





See, HE knows how to do it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# *notes*
BTW, just saw the London bash. Guess who YOU'LL have to cope with?

YEAH. ME. GUTTED.

*gets drunk - falls over everything*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Fucking ace.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# That's not gutted.
Try again harder.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That's it. That turns me on.
Hit me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# With what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Boob?
I dunno. I'm off to watch Charlie Brooker.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oooh what channel?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# both of you will end up
in the conditioning box* if you continiue to bring attention of yourselves to me.





*cupboard under the stairs
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Silly Panasonic, Captain is not boy wizard.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# pfft
kneel down and prepare for special flash of stuff on your forehead.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I've come over all of a dither.
No gif jokes.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# *wanks in general direction*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# You're half an hour too late.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# oof.
If I could see you I'd spank you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# wait, wut?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I don't
:(

It all seemed so easy
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# haha
first challenge-post blues there, sah.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Yes indeed
I will pick myself up though!

hehe
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Electric needle injector.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# PORTAL FTW
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ris? Erm.. have a pea (IN AN EXISTING THREAD)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahahahah yes!!
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Haha, what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


New Logos For Old: These days when a company fucks up there's no need to apologise, just get in some graphic designers and re-brand. We at B3ta are generous to a fault, and rather than see these companies spend millions, we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Ooooh!
Im looking forward to this one. Should be better than taches :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# bollocks to you
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Sorry Micto. Its not really a criticism of the compo
anyway. More the stupid entries that always get made....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# this has legs!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Garfield does what?
Oh sorry. Am I still here?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ^^^this
has legs
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# This sounds chuffing ACE!
thank you Fraser Just... THANK YOU

/It has obvious and wide ranging scope!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# haha
you mean it has a very, very, very wide set of parameters as always but actually suits 300 images you have bee saving up ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# hey,
it gives me a 'week off' :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# goatse in 3

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# 2
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# 1.9
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I think I've deleted my first ever post
which was a starbucks goatse. It's for the best, it was crap.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# FINALLY!
Something worth thinking about! :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Sounds like a good one!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# HELLO PERSON
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Nice & early!
This has potential.....

:)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# nice
keep up the good work
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ill just put this here then.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo, doo de doo de doo... etc
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :)
video killed the radio star is one of my favourite songs.


YAY BUGGLES. ahaha.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# The Presidents version shirley....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# no
it's good but not that good
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# David Niven in located within your domicile
Making scornful use of your electronics.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really rather like that!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# what did you get shouted at for?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I told him he was shit
and to cock off the board*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# 0_0
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# *may contrain traces of lie....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# This is great!
Bonus marks for top use of the excellent David Niven
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# that is my new insult
well done
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# :D excellent
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. *Click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# That
sir is beyond fantastic on so many levels.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Niven FTW
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha wonderful!~
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Roflopagus.
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WORK TILL MONDAY.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# No w*rk till monday?
How come?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Annual Leave.
I fucking LOVE annual leave.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# That sounds good.
I'd be tempted to stock up, get some films and have a few duvet days.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Stuff to do, I'm afraid!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I read that as "Snuff" and was worried.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Alas, I have a moral.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# tobacco snuff is great
snuff movies are not
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I was referring to the latter.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# If only annual leave meant being off for a year :(
And still being paid for it :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Don't. Talk. Dirty.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# OMG.
make this a time for cock and food!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Well tomorrow I'm having a hair cut and writing some stuff
But I shall also be using it to do lots of yoga.

And yes, there'll be lots of porn. LOTS of porn. I've just been perusing some sybian vids actually. I must buy one of those.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Have you watched the Carmen Electra one?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha just did.
How fucking boring is she?!

We ARE talking about the one where she's fully clothed on the Howard Stern show and does nothing but giggle, yes?

Youporn.com?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Aye,
Youporn, for all your quick fix needs....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I'm not shagging her now. On the basis of that one video.
I bet she's MORTIFIED.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Faye Valentine
Mmmm freckles.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Me who?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Faye Valentine
Look her up if you really want!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Oh HER
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Meh!
I still would. But it does suggest a woman who may have had just a wee bit too much action in that region if she isnt feeling it so much :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Just punch her as hard as you can in the vulva.
She'll feel that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# not
pornotube or watchhervideo?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I haven't tried them yet.
redtube's alright but youporn's better- loads faster.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Aren't they in the order of several thousand pounds?
Just get your manwife to learn hypnosis.

Cheaper and more effective.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Yeah, around, I think.
What's wrong with that?

And unless he can hypnotise me to believe he's a sybian machine going like the clappers at 500 rpm or whatever, I want one of these too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Well theoretically he could
It depends entirely on him.

Just seems inordinately expensive, although I suppose I couldn't possibly understand what with being stuck with the good old fashioned gratification orgasm.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I collect sexual paraphenalia anyway
so for me it's just another one for the collection, but I'm very curious.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I can't particularly say I know exactly how it works
But is the round bit the actual spinny vibrating bit and the vibrations just pass into the rubber nodule dealy?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I can't say I know either
the only sex machine I've met was one of them ones that waggles a dildo about.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# The only sex machine i've met
was the actress from Amelie.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# The little cute one?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yes
The one woman i'd probably quite gladly kill for.
Well the character anyway.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I could make them gor a few hundred pounds
and have often said to her that if we get a bit skint I could open the workshop up to make fuck machines. They only consist of a bit of aluminium and the guts of a dewalt.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# MAKE THEM MAKE THEM MAKE THEM
With proper leather covers and interchangeable attachments and french tickly frond things and ball things and allsorts.

I'll market them for you.

Edit: what you need is one that rapidly bounces a paddle up and down, for those who like pussy spanking. That'd sell.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I might need you to
come and test for a year if you are dedicated ;)

As for addons. I was thinking I could make a machine with a basic interface that I patented then marketed the interface to dildo/baseballbat/horse manufacturers under licence.
I have thought of this. I'm one of those entrepreneur types. I've thought of everything that hasn't been thought of yet.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You should definitely do it.
I'd so be interested in being involved. Sybian = future.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# You need a cube with a hinge door at the side
With sturdy and fairly restrictive foam inside cut to a human's foetal position body shapes, and then have all the necessary joylity bits sticking out.

"Help me, i'm trapped in a sex box."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# CAPTAIN HOUSE.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Are you sick?
Actually what kind of question is that to ask you!!!
:P

Good evening my lovely.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# :D only in the good way
ningles love
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# UK or US billion?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ...

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I think what b3ta needs is more garfield spoofs
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# yeah, then we can all quit and go somewhere else instead
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Absyth's ones are alright though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Who did the easter islander one?
It made all others obsolete.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Absynth, at a guess.
I have no idea though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I fucking wish
no I cant claim credit for that, though I must agree it is the best...so far
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# if you mean this...


...then it was me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I know, 1 good apple in an orchard of shit
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# patience. Give it 2 hours and it'll be this week's image challenge
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# This makes me sad :(
Ning Shaun! How do?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# not too bad sir!
good to see you :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I was watching you on ITV2 last night.
That film never fails to make me laugh :)

Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Que?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
you should try being 'me' at the start of every new academic year when I have a new class to teach...

"Sir, you've got red on you".
"Sir, we're off on break now, can we get you a cornetto from the shops"?


...and so on.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Aaaaaarchie make it make sense.
Do you look like Pegg?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I share his name :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ahhhhhh.
*stalks*

Hendon, eh?

RIGHT.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# haha, no no, the Hendon reference comes from this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf6FRtmZewg
/as a mason, I always find this a good counter-argument against any conspiracy posts on /links. It's also one of my fave comedy sketches ever.

I live up in North Norfolk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Norfolk.
That's equally as useful.

I was going to say....emetic?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Norfolk twinned with Norfolk you say?
;)

I refused the masons at the tender age of 23. What a left wing idealistic fool I was.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hahah, that was about the age I joined up :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Shares his name :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# *Hares his mane*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# *bares with shame*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# RUN FAT BOY!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# This^^^
With knobs on :)

Sorry Arch :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# haha, yes, I fully expect this too at some point when teaching
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# you were on itv2?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# He shares his name with an actor.
It's a joke :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yeah,
he was on Jeremy Kyle....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I hope so :)
Then it can get boring quickly, it will have fun fun while it lasted and we need not speak of it ever again.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# calvin
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
this is a bandwagon I approve of.
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is very good
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yes!!!
I want a Garfield compo.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# THIS!
/relurk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You
have admirable lurking skills :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)

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