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sign o' the times
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mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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The Belle Stars
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04,
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so very true.
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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14,
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Liquify!
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Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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the guy on the right is popeye
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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that was an idea halfway through...
but i didnt commit
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Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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I love it when his hair goes
all like an afro.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:17,
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Weird.
I've got Tarantula by Pendulum on and this goes almost perfectly in time with it.
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geekboy Hillbilly. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:28,
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rebranding...
works every time!
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planetfall ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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SOAP?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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I thought he was washing a bird, at first.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:12,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55,
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pfft
i dont know where you livedays weeks
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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Yeah!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57,
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oh come on
the other pea is only just down there cheeky roaster
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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Hahah
:D
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:03,
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Come on
There's absoloutely no truth to that slogan.
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Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25,
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*snorts*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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Takes about that long, doesn't it?
Then the twats leave the parcel in full view on my step because they can't be bothered to give it to next door / hide it round the side.
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Cae1 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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When they leave parcels with the next door neighbours here
they may as well just leave them in the street, they're as likely to get nicked...
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..wil ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:22,
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298
;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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haha, I can only upload them so quickly y'know :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:03,
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don't worry. I'm sure they will comprise
the top 300 challenge images in terms of quality anyway. I just wish there were a prize so we could give it to you now and beg for a challenge that allowed us shoppers to become involved.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14,
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hahaha, oh shush!
you old flatterer
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:16,
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:D
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:00,
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*ladyspluffs*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:05,
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I'll take that as a compliment :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:06,
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there was something about him i couldn't quite put my finger on...
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Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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Oi love you mister Frodo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55,
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NO!
no skitting sam, bad captain!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57,
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POTATOES
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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*rubs spuds*
my precious....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:00,
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I mean really bored at work...
Click for bigger (90KB) Have a slightly manic looking Gir.
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DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner.... ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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I like it!
molto clicko.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54,
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GIR!
jusr for that, you get a click. i love gir! *glees*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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Doom doom doom!
woo
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Aenesis ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57,
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i'm gonna sing the doom song now!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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Doom doom doomy doom doom
Dooom dooooom doom.... The end!
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DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner.... ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:01,
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doom
doom doom dooom doom doom doom doooom
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04,
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:]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:04,
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pfft :)
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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Groan!
*click*
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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argh!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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hahahahah
oh you need a good spanging
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55,
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Cheap and not-so cheerful
Bindun?
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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some things about this world i will simply never understand
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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Lidl isnt that bad....
;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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Or is it?
...
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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no, it's quite clearly ace
I use it, and i certainly am not pikey
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54,
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Gets my vote!
You don't see nearly as many little fat chavlings wandering round Lidls...
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..wil ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:14,
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It's crap and I don't care.
Grrr.... edit: Apologies to anyone who does work there - just a grumpy b***** at the moment.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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No peppers anymore ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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is he retarded?
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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nodding off, it looks like
reminds me of myself back in high school during chemistry...
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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you held a black thing in your hand
in chemistry? i dont find the similarity
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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the nodding off part, sir (that means falling asleep)
though the black thing COULD have been the graphing calculator, if you want to take it that far i don't wear wifebeaters though
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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thatd be funny a chemistry student
in a wife beater
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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haha that would have been fantastic
if my chemistry/physics teacher had been an ardent Manchester United fan or some such "BALANCE THIS EQUATION YOU FUCKING GIRLIE LITTLE CUNTSHIT"
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:02,
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Oh yes?
May as well drop this old one here...
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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:)
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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dont drop stuff
plz it hurts the floor
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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The floor loves it, the dirty bitch.
*stamps foot*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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kinky
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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It can't express that
This is non-consensual abuse! *informs authorities*
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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I'll stamp on you in a minute.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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Minute amount maybe
Hah girly can't stomp. Girly don't have real mans' feet.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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Girly does have powerful thighs and big heavy goff boots though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54,
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Big boots make rubbish stamp
Every mans know basic law of pressure.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55,
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I may have put this theory to the test before.
But by all means, place your nads on the floor and we'll see what they make of them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57,
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You'll have to find them first!
Muahahahaha
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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owch
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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Ha! The floor is my bitch.
I can walk all over it.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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omg take off your shoes
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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Allen keys!
I always have two on me. ALWAYS.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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I'll raise you on randomness
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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I like this.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:07,
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I did not have the heart to say it earlier.
but you prodded me. Yo are shit. This is shit.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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why are you so mean
im trying so hard
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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It turns him on.
He's typing one handed. I'm not watching him, I just know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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oh
what a wierdo
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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Actually miss smart ovaries.
I wasn't, but the fact that you are thinking of me fiddling with myself turns me on. I'm off to wear my smoking jacket and have a fumble.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55,
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AHA
A likely excuse. I wager you're off to get tissues.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:58,
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Maybe it is because no-one gets your joke
and you wont fucking explain it spacktard!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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ahah
lol, calm down charlie
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54,
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hahahah
ace
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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.
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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hahahaha!
This is the acers!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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you wernt quite ninja enough
i saw the deletion!
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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'squints'
:D 'compo pearoasts'
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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hahahahaha
i love that
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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arf! i do indeed love this one
but wait... if you compo'd it once, why'd you compo this one too? edit: shit, didn't realize the compo had changed. as you were! :-)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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very very good :) - Have an oldie
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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Now THAT is ace
They should have kept that logo.
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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arf!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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May as well post this as well.
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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Pfft
Would that it were
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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hahaha1
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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*squints*
*clicks*
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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hahaha
nice
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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arf!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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Blah
Click for bigger (90KB)
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MisterPunch did it that way on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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woo for inter compo pictures
may i add a pea?
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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I wonder if the Camden market shirt makers are taking notes?
woo!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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ooo now theres an idea
how would one go about making a t-shirt of it? more importantly, would anyone buy it
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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hmmm
google for cafepress and spreadshirt, they do relatively inexpensive prints on all sorts of objects
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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you would CafePress it
as Camden is slightly inconvenienced at the mo
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The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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should i fear copywrite police since its a company's logo?
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wjh31 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54,
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I was bored at work today...
img292.imageshack.us/img292/4650/inkedmyselfmedna3.jpg for biggerer. Scan quality didn't turn out great but it was a rush job at the end of the day.
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DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner.... ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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awh, you guys made me inkkk
finding nemo has the same joke, YAY! lovely! :)
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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A disturbing fact about Finding Nemo:
Clown fish are actually hermaphrodites. In a community of Clown Fish the biggest fish will be the mother, and the second largest the father. Once the baby fish are born they eat the mother, and the father becomes the female. This means that in Finding Nemo terms, a community of two the father would in fact be the mother and would be fucking Nemo
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Furness ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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he's happy :D
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Shada ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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You're a girl
AICMFP
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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/checks pants
Nope. :P
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DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner.... ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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You do 'i's like girls.
LOLOLOL. UR A SEKRT LADEY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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Woo!
/gropes self
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DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner.... ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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lol you had to check your pants
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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Oooh an inbetweeny
*rubs thighs*
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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Hahah
so cute!
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34,
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THERE'S A QUAKE IN THE WHALE
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Shada ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34,
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HAHA!
wonderful
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:35,
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Ha ha ha!
As always, a brilliant first entry!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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so you dont like mine?
ur so mean
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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please explain your post to me because i don't understand
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:38,
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no ur
my post needs no explaining its obviously over your head ;)
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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lol
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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lol
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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makes two of us
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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3
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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4
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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..
your everybody's
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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I have no idea what the fuck it is about so I dont know yet.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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I'm not clever enough.
Hmph. Edit: OH. Never mind. Woo!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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I just feel sorry for whatever person tried to use the
"Did I make the earth move for you?" line. "Yes, it was fucking pathetic."
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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you know that someone, somewhere after being asked that was going...
"10 seconds! YES! Twice as long as usual"...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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I blame whoever invented the missionary position
I don't have muscles in MY TOES!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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YES YOU DO.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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Not after the accident
I don't I'll never go back to Morecambe Beach
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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Haha
YES!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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haha!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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LOV IT!
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28,
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:?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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f
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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sorry, this is beyond me
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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where is the bed and bath department?
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31,
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in IKEA?
Edit: well?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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He doesn't work here, he's just got a nametag.
We asked why, but he punched one of us and I had to fend him off with a piece of wood and a cardboard cutout of Mr Mainwaring.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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RIS?
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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pardon?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31,
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uh, baking powder?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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..
me no understandé
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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I have no idea either.
And I also don't aprpeciate the ordering tone. Fuck off, I'll lov what I like.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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lov me, you bitch!
you fuckin lov the ordering tone if i tell you that you lov it.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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Yes sir.
*lovs it* See, HE knows how to do it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:35,
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*notes*
BTW, just saw the London bash. Guess who YOU'LL have to cope with? YEAH. ME. GUTTED. *gets drunk - falls over everything*
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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Fucking ace.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:38,
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That's not gutted.
Try again harder.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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OH SHIT
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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That's it. That turns me on.
Hit me.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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With what?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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Boob?
I dunno. I'm off to watch Charlie Brooker.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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Oooh what channel?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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both of you will end up
in the conditioning box* if you continiue to bring attention of yourselves to me. *cupboard under the stairs
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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Silly Panasonic, Captain is not boy wizard.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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pfft
kneel down and prepare for special flash of stuff on your forehead.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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I've come over all of a dither.
No gif jokes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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*wanks in general direction*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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You're half an hour too late.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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oof.
If I could see you I'd spank you.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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wait, wut?
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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I don't
:( It all seemed so easy
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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haha
first challenge-post blues there, sah.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34,
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Yes indeed
I will pick myself up though! hehe
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36,
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eh?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Electric needle injector.
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Shada ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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PORTAL FTW
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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Ris? Erm.. have a pea (IN AN EXISTING THREAD)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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Hahahahahah yes!!
*click*
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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Haha, what?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
New Logos For Old : These days when a company fucks up there's no need to apologise, just get in some graphic designers and re-brand. We at B3ta are generous to a fault, and rather than see these companies spend millions, we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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Ooooh!
Im looking forward to this one. Should be better than taches :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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bollocks to you
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:15,
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Sorry Micto. Its not really a criticism of the compo
anyway. More the stupid entries that always get made....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27,
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this has legs!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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Garfield does what?
Oh sorry. Am I still here?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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^^^this
has legs
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Supergyrations ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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This sounds chuffing ACE!
thank you Fraser Just... THANK YOU /It has obvious and wide ranging scope!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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haha
you mean it has a very, very, very wide set of parameters as always but actually suits 300 images you have bee saving up ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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hey,
it gives me a 'week off' :D
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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goatse in 3
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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2
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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1.9
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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I think I've deleted my first ever post
which was a starbucks goatse. It's for the best, it was crap.
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nick the greek ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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FINALLY!
Something worth thinking about! :D
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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Sounds like a good one!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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HELLO PERSON
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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Nice & early!
This has potential..... :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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nice
keep up the good work
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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Ill just put this here then.
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo, doo de doo de doo... etc
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mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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:)
video killed the radio star is one of my favourite songs. YAY BUGGLES. ahaha.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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The Presidents version shirley....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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no
it's good but not that good
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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Haha
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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David Niven in located within your domicile
Making scornful use of your electronics.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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Ha ha ha!
I really rather like that!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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what did you get shouted at for?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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I told him he was shit
and to cock off the board*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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0_0
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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*may contrain traces of lie....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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This is great!
Bonus marks for top use of the excellent David Niven
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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that is my new insult
well done
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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:D excellent
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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Hahaha
Brilliant. *Click*
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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hahaha!
splendid!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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That
sir is beyond fantastic on so many levels.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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Hahaha
Niven FTW
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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hahaha wonderful!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year
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Checkinguponmeagain? ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14,
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Roflopagus.
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WORK TILL MONDAY.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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No w*rk till monday?
How come?
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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Annual Leave.
I fucking LOVE annual leave.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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That sounds good.
I'd be tempted to stock up, get some films and have a few duvet days.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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Stuff to do, I'm afraid!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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I read that as "Snuff" and was worried.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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Alas, I have a moral.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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tobacco snuff is great
snuff movies are not
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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I was referring to the latter.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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If only annual leave meant being off for a year :(
And still being paid for it :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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Don't. Talk. Dirty.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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OMG.
make this a time for cock and food!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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Well tomorrow I'm having a hair cut and writing some stuff
But I shall also be using it to do lots of yoga. And yes, there'll be lots of porn. LOTS of porn. I've just been perusing some sybian vids actually. I must buy one of those.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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Have you watched the Carmen Electra one?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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Hahahaha just did.
How fucking boring is she?! We ARE talking about the one where she's fully clothed on the Howard Stern show and does nothing but giggle, yes? Youporn.com?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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Aye,
Youporn, for all your quick fix needs....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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I'm not shagging her now. On the basis of that one video.
I bet she's MORTIFIED.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:24,
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Faye Valentine
Mmmm freckles.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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Me who?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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Faye Valentine
Look her up if you really want!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28,
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Oh HER
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28,
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Meh!
I still would. But it does suggest a woman who may have had just a wee bit too much action in that region if she isnt feeling it so much :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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Just punch her as hard as you can in the vulva.
She'll feel that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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not
pornotube or watchhervideo?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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I haven't tried them yet.
redtube's alright but youporn's better- loads faster.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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Aren't they in the order of several thousand pounds?
Just get your manwife to learn hypnosis. Cheaper and more effective.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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Yeah, around, I think.
What's wrong with that? And unless he can hypnotise me to believe he's a sybian machine going like the clappers at 500 rpm or whatever, I want one of these too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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Well theoretically he could
It depends entirely on him. Just seems inordinately expensive, although I suppose I couldn't possibly understand what with being stuck with the good old fashioned gratification orgasm.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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I collect sexual paraphenalia anyway
so for me it's just another one for the collection, but I'm very curious.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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I can't particularly say I know exactly how it works
But is the round bit the actual spinny vibrating bit and the vibrations just pass into the rubber nodule dealy?
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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I can't say I know either
the only sex machine I've met was one of them ones that waggles a dildo about.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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The only sex machine i've met
was the actress from Amelie.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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The little cute one?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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Yes
The one woman i'd probably quite gladly kill for. Well the character anyway.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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I could make them gor a few hundred pounds
and have often said to her that if we get a bit skint I could open the workshop up to make fuck machines. They only consist of a bit of aluminium and the guts of a dewalt.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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MAKE THEM MAKE THEM MAKE THEM
With proper leather covers and interchangeable attachments and french tickly frond things and ball things and allsorts. I'll market them for you. Edit: what you need is one that rapidly bounces a paddle up and down, for those who like pussy spanking. That'd sell.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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I might need you to
come and test for a year if you are dedicated ;) As for addons. I was thinking I could make a machine with a basic interface that I patented then marketed the interface to dildo/baseballbat/horse manufacturers under licence. I have thought of this. I'm one of those entrepreneur types. I've thought of everything that hasn't been thought of yet.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31,
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You should definitely do it.
I'd so be interested in being involved. Sybian = future.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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You need a cube with a hinge door at the side
With sturdy and fairly restrictive foam inside cut to a human's foetal position body shapes, and then have all the necessary joylity bits sticking out. "Help me, i'm trapped in a sex box."
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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CAPTAIN HOUSE.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36,
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Are you sick?
Actually what kind of question is that to ask you!!! :P Good evening my lovely.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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:D only in the good way
ningles love
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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UK or US billion?
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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...
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:05,
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I think what b3ta needs is more garfield spoofs
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:06,
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yeah, then we can all quit and go somewhere else instead
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07,
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Absyth's ones are alright though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15,
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Who did the easter islander one?
It made all others obsolete.
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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Absynth, at a guess.
I have no idea though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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I fucking wish
no I cant claim credit for that, though I must agree it is the best...so far
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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if you mean this...
...then it was me.
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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I know, 1 good apple in an orchard of shit
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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:)
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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patience. Give it 2 hours and it'll be this week's image challenge
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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This makes me sad :(
Ning Shaun! How do?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13,
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not too bad sir!
good to see you :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14,
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I was watching you on ITV2 last night.
That film never fails to make me laugh :) Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:15,
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Que?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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hahaha
you should try being 'me' at the start of every new academic year when I have a new class to teach... "Sir, you've got red on you". "Sir, we're off on break now, can we get you a cornetto from the shops"? ...and so on.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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Aaaaaarchie make it make sense.
Do you look like Pegg?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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I share his name :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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Ahhhhhh.
*stalks* Hendon, eh? RIGHT.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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haha, no no, the Hendon reference comes from this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf6FRtmZewg /as a mason, I always find this a good counter-argument against any conspiracy posts on /links. It's also one of my fave comedy sketches ever. I live up in North Norfolk
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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Norfolk.
That's equally as useful. I was going to say....emetic?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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Norfolk twinned with Norfolk you say?
;) I refused the masons at the tender age of 23. What a left wing idealistic fool I was.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:28,
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hahah, that was about the age I joined up :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:34,
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Shares his name :)
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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*Hares his mane*
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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*bares with shame*
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:19,
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RUN FAT BOY!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:18,
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This^^^
With knobs on :) Sorry Arch :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:20,
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haha, yes, I fully expect this too at some point when teaching
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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you were on itv2?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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He shares his name with an actor.
It's a joke :)
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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Yeah,
he was on Jeremy Kyle....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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I hope so :)
Then it can get boring quickly, it will have fun fun while it lasted and we need not speak of it ever again.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:13,
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calvin
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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Brilliant!
this is a bandwagon I approve of. :D
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:06,
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:07,
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2 ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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Hahaha!
This is very good
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:11,
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Yes!!!
I want a Garfield compo.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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THIS!
/relurk
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Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay! ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:14,
archived )
You
have admirable lurking skills :D
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:16,
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